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Friday 1st January, 2021

Kenton is on top of things, Kirsty is under arrest.

Characters: Kenton, David, Lynda, Kirsty, Roy, Tracy, Jazzer, DC Tanners
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Keri Davies & Sarah McDonald-Hughes
Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David offers Kenton a beer crate to stand on for his announcements: it's the only thing Jolene had available. They're both glad to see the back of 2020. They also both praise Peggy's poetry reading last night. Kenton teases David about whether Vince Casey will be on his quiz team.

Kenton announces the start of the Round Ambridge Quiz in a couple of minutes. He wants to say a few words first. He knows its been a difficult year, but everyone in Ambridge has helped each other and pulled together; he talks of Ambridge family, and community, while David heckles. Ambridge is always there and always will be, says Kenton. (Authors' Message in a florid scriptiform is what that is. Chris) He wants to thank all of them for being part of it. He quotes Dan as saying 'A happy New Year to all.' Lynda is to launch the proceedings as a Special Guest.

Lynda stammers, and wants to make a short announcement first. She has received an official letter: it said she's being given an MBE. She was nominated by the community, her friends. She's so grateful, and can only say thank you. (Cheers and applause.) And now let the quiz commence: villagers set off with their quiz sheets to answer questions about Ambridge landmarks.

Kirsty definitely saw a tear in Roy's eye. They both knew Lynda had been nominated but said nothing. They're looking for a date on the bridge, for the quiz; perhaps Phoebe's found it. Kirsty isn't ready to see Lynda yet, knowing what she knows about the true cause of Lynda's injuries, so they'll congratulate her later. Kirsty has been cheered by Kenton saying what he did about family; she thanks Roy for everything and says she and he are family.

Tracy finds Jazzer while looking for Brad and Chelsea. She's pleased about Lynda. They speak of a trick question about the phone box. Then they both back off from the kiss last night and claim not to have enjoyed it: they'll just stay as mates.

Chris and Alice have dropped out; Roy and Kirsty are talking about this while following up another quiz clue when DC Tanners turns up. Kirsty tries to advise her about how to find the lads, and Tanners is short with her about not teaching her how to do her job, then arrests Kirsty for involvement in human trafficking. Roy and Kirsty protest but Tanners is implacable.

Lynda is educating Tracy about the Lawson-Hope bench; Tracy wishes she could give Lynda a hug as she congratulates her on her MBE. They have a misunderstanding about Lynda planning a quick bob for the ceremony, which Tracy thinks is a haircut. Lynda says she was sorry to hear about Roman – and then they notice the disturbance as Kirsty is put into the police car.

Roy is arguing the toss, and is threatened with arrest for obstruction. David arrives at the run wanting to know what's going on; Roy tells him that Kirsty has been arrested for involvement in human trafficking. Kenton arrives too, and they both hear as Roy blames Philip Moss for slaving before hurrying off to go to the police station. They're not sure what to think about it: surely not Philip Moss and the lads he had working for him?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 4th January, 2021

Over-reaction is rife.

Characters: David, Ruth, Justin, Lilian, Martyn
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Sarah Hehir & Caroline Harrington
Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David feels terrible and couldn't sleep because he employed Philip Moss. He and Ruth can't believe something like this happened on their farm: their milking parlour and barn extension were built using slave labour. Ruth isn't sure she really does believe it; they've arrested Kirsty too, and there is no way she would have been involved in slavery, surely? Neither Ruth nor David actually talked to the lads except to take them cups of tea, which were refused. They now feel that they should have done something to help them even though they had no reason to know there was anything the matter.

Justin couldn't sleep, and has been going through Philip Moss's quotes and invoices. His reason for worry is far more cogent than David's: he's had an ominous text from Martyn Gibson. He knows that because he's the one who dealt with Moss, the buck stops with him. Lilian thinks it is very unfair, and her fault for inviting Moss to work for them in their house: she can't stop thinking about those poor boys. Martyn rings and has evidently been whipping up feeling against Justin among the board. Justin makes various sensible suggestions for damage mitigation, including the fact that they did not employ slave labour; they employed a man who subcontracted to slave labour. Martyn is clearly out for blood, and tells him the board is unanimous that the allegations must be taken seriously. Justin starts being defensive. Martyn says Berrow is a hot coal and they have to make a big gesture with a convincing narrative in order to placate the supermarkets they supply.

David is still beating his breast. Moss gave David mates' rates and David didn't query it. He's feeling guilty about not having spotted that it must have been exploitation: he knew about that from his NFU training. Ruth makes excuses for him, pointing out that was about foreign farm labourers, not local lads. David asks despairingly how they could have failed to see what Moss was. Because he sold himself as a big softie, replies Ruth, with his daft Christmas jumpers and light shows. The fate of Colston's statue in Bristol has made David think of Philip, the philanthropist and the monster. David drank with Philip and recommended his work; he no longer knows who can be trusted. He feels that they ought to raze the milking parlour and the barn to the ground; Ruth does not.

Martyn is still banging on at Justin. He tells Justin that if he cut any corners he needs to admit it now, then drops his bombshell: Neil has told him that Moss's low price got even better after the explosion, and must have been below cost. Justin explains that when Gavin came and begged him to let them keep the job, he saw an opportunity to get a discount while helping Moss rebuild his reputation. Justin doesn't remember the BL board complaining at the time! Martyn keeps on: they need to distance themselves and they need to be decisive. He clearly plans to require Justin to resign from his position.

Ruth is making egg sandwiches using Jill's home-made bread, and trying to take David's mind off things. Jill will join them for the meal. Jill is worried about Kirsty: there's still no news of her. Pip says the young Hereford stock can stay where they are. David, who is not really listening, is trying to work out what to do for the best; he wouldn't feel right hiring the barn out. Ruth wants to know whether they should just cancel all their bookings, then, and suggests that instead, they should support a charity that helps slaves. David says that seems like an empty gesture. He feels that he's knee deep in slurry. They should issue a statement distancing themselves from Philip now, even before they know what may happen, so that it doesn't look as if they are covering up for a crime. Ruth says they are not covering up a crime, and they should wait until the know all the facts.

Lilian trying to distract Justin with suggestions of a gin or a walk before lunch is not helping Justin: he has work to do. He has been sacked; or rather, he has voluntarily stepped down. Apparently the board now thinks Brian might make a better figurehead for Borchester Land, and Brian was delighted by the suggestion; he is to be remodelled as an eco-warrior, in charge of the rewilding project. Lilian is wildly indignant: what, the man who polluted the Am? How dare they get rid of Justin in this way. Justin points out that he would have done the same thing if he had been in Martyn's position.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 5th January, 2021

Kirsty puts the record straight for Lynda as others come under scrutiny.

Characters: Lynda, Robert, Kirsty, Neil, DC Tanners
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Sarah Hehir & Caroline Harrington
Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda is preparing to take Monty for a walk but can't find one of her gloves. Robert is muttering angrily about Philip Moss and she wants not to think about that, if Robert doesn't mind, just enjoy some fresh air and post her correspondence. She quite reasonably says she has no idea what Philip might be charged with. Kirsty arrives to see them and apologises for interrupting them when they are about to go out; Lynda sends Robert off with Monty and offers Kirsty tea.

Neil is being interviewed by DC Tanners about Philip Moss. She says that surely people must have noticed how Moss undercut the opposition, and that she thinks it's shocking what people will ignore if the price is right. There have been varying degrees of complicity across the county and she wants to know exactly what Neil did and didn't know.

Lynda says she is relieved to see Kirsty: they'd had no idea what had happened since she was arrested. Kirsty doesn't really know exactly what did happen when she was arrested; it was all a bit of a blur. They took away her purse and phone and locked her in a cell, and finally when a solicitor turned up they questioned her and released her 'under investigation'. She had no idea what had been going on, but the police clearly think she had. Lynda asks about Philip; apparently he's saying nothing and his bail conditions forbid him from contacting Kirsty. She had to come to see Lynda to tell her what had been going on before it reached her at third hand; she had to put the record straight because of the way Lynda was lied to by Philip. Lynda is confused at first, then remembers that he took full responsibility for Blake, and said Lynda deserved the truth. Kirsty says it was all a pack of lies: he made out he was protecting Blake, but Blake had no money so he couldn't have bought the petrol; it was all Philip. Lynda realises that Philip was lying – all his words, all that false sincerity, she says unhappily. She often thought of that poor young man, lying in his hospital bed, when all the time he was afraid to tell anyone the truth. Kirsty can't get over letting Philip share her bed, and even marrying him; she starts to sob and tells Lynda that she's so, so sorry.

Neil tells DC Tanners that he manages the pigs, not the company. Did he ever talk about the work Moss had been doing? He supposes that he must have done, when Philip asked him questions about specific things, but he wasn't involved in decisions about the overall work or contract. She asks about the playground, and Neil says it was his daughter Emma's idea but that she didn't deal directly with Gavin and Philip: Neil did. He thought that they were doing it for the benefit of the community when they did the work at cost price. If he'd known what was going on Neil would never have employed him to work on a children's playground, he says in disgust; he just thought Moss was giving them a good price because he knew them. He says he knew nothing about the bell tower quote being an extremely low price, even though as a churchwarden he would have seen all the quotes for the job. He is now being questioned closely: why didn't he ask any questions? Did he never wonder how Philip's low quotes and his extravagant lifestyle could match? No, he didn't: it never crossed his mind.

Lynda is consoling Kirsty; she says that things will get better and she will come through this because, like Lynda, she is a survivor. Neither of them is about to let Philip Moss take anything more away from them, says Lynda firmly.

Robert meets Neil and realises that he is looking dreadful. He is concerned and asks what is wrong, and Neil tells him the police have been round. This shocks Robert. Neil feels he is under suspicion, that he's being accused of something, because he failed to spot anything was wrong with what Moss was doing. Being questioned like that made him remember the way Susan was treated when she had her trouble with the police. He was honest and told the police everything he knew and how it had struck him, but he got the distinct feeling DC Tanners didn't believe him.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 6th January, 2021

Alan, Emma and Lynda all have ideas.

Characters: Lynda, Robert, Clarrie, Emma, Alan
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Sarah Hehir & Caroline Harrington
Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda is enjoying a fine day. She and Robert are on Lakey Hill with a view of Brookfield and her own house. Lynda is trying to make Robert turn the other cheek about Philip Moss, but he is indignant on behalf of Neil, and can't understand her being able to forgive. She is unhappy that he can't share her simple enjoyment of the day, and tells him he mustn't let Philip Moss dictate his life. She says that she has been able to shake off bitterness and negativity thanks to him and their friends and neighbours. What has Philip Moss to look forward to? Nothing. He has none of the benefits Robert and Lynda enjoy; they are the winners. She begs Robert to let it go, and he agrees to do his best.

Clarrie is baking pains au chocolat, though she has had to use non-standard ingredients so they won't be authentic. Everyone is being sweet to her about the renewal of vows, even Jake. Emma tells her she has the hen night planned out, as a joke. She keeps on trying to tell Emma that it won't be a large do, and anyway nothing can happen until things are back to normal. Forty years merits confetti and fireworks, says Emma.

Alan finds Lynda resting her legs while Robert goes to get a closer look at some redwings. He congratulates Lynda on her MBE, and tells her that he is planning a special service tomorrow. The villagers need to be helped in this time of trouble, and he thinks the community should get together on line. Lynda will think about joining them; she agrees it is a very good idea, and everyone needs to pull together.

Emma and Clarrie are looking at Clarrie and Eddie's wedding photos. They went to Torremolinos on their honeymoon, and although it was at a cheap hotel a long way from the beach, they really only cared about having a nice big bed. Emma wants to know where they are going for their second honeymoon. Clarrie tries again to tell her they won't be having one; anyway, they already had a second honeymoon when William paid for them to go back to Torremolinos when he got the money from Aunt Hilda. Emma asks where she would go if she could go anywhere, and Clarrie unhesitatingly plumps for Paris. She loved going to Meyruelle, and after they got back from that visit Eddie picked up a guide book to Paris at a car boot sale, with pictures of bicycles and cobbled streets and women who looked like Audrey Hepburn with baguettes under their arms, which she still has. She would love to sit in a cafe eating gateaux, so romantic. Emma is quiet, then says Clarrie has given her an idea.

Robert is excited about the redwings, and managed to get very close to them and take a couple of photos. Lynda is sympathetic and enthusiastic. Because of the redwings, he's decided that Lynda is right and the village is more important than Philip Moss. She tells him about Alan's service plans. She'd love to do something to help the village. This community has made her feel loved and appreciated, and she feels that the favour ought to be returned. She wants to celebrate the village, and whatever she does must be special. She will soon be Lynda Snell MBE, and great things will be expected.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 7th January, 2021

Guilty feelings continue to spread and be spread.

Characters: Helen, Roy, Shula, Alan, Kirsty
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Sarah Hehir & Caroline Harrington
Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Helen has returned to Ambridge and is asking Roy for information about what has been happening. Kirsty is not answering her phone, and it's so not like her. Helen is afraid she said something wrong praising Philip fulsomely as she did on the day of the wedding. She should have seen through him, but she was taken in. Roy tells her that they all were. She plans to go to see Kirsty immediately, but Roy informs her that Kirsty's not in: she's gone litter-picking.

Shula wants to know if there's anything she can to do to help Alan. He has had an interview with the bishop, who was understanding and supportive about his having employed Philip to do the church repairs. The diocese said he could get a local builder in for a small job, and no blame should attach to anyone. She feels guilty about not having realised what was going on; she thought she and Philip were friends. She drops the information about Gavin's gambling, which causes Alan to think a bit. Alan gives her a pep-talk about being a vicar not meaning you know everything. She has been doing research, and now knows that modern slavery hides in plain sight and is not all about people from overseas.

Roy locates Kirsty litter-picking; she's on her second bag and is angry about the quantity there is. Roy tells her that he bumped into Helen and Helen was worried about her, but Kirsty says she can't face her yet. No, Helen has done nothing to upset her; she's just embarrassed because of so easily having seen through Rob and being convinced she could spot a villain, then falling for the first plausible con-man who came her own way. Roy points out that Helen of all people would understand it. But Kirsty doesn't want to lumber Helen with her troubles, after all Helen has been through.

Alan gives a sermon via the medium of the Internet. We've all been affected, he says, and many of us may have feelings of guilt and be unable to forgive ourselves. We must all learn from our mistakes and not overlook people. When we are tempted by a bargain we must stop to think – why is it so cheap? Who is really paying the price? There are 136,000 enslaved people in this country, more than live in, say, Worcester or Gloucester. They are the people paying the price for our bargains. Let us all try to notice them, and remember them in our prayers. Let us also pray for the sinners, that they may be enlightened. (At this point tonstant listener fwowed up. Boak)

Kirsty is apologising to Helen ('I'm so, so sorry') and Helen says she is the one who should be apologising. They agree not to talk about Philip any more. Helen says she will be there for Kirsty, just give her a call and she'll be straight over, and also offers her space at Bridge Farm. That reminds Kirsty about the house, which the police have sealed off while they work out how much was bought with the proceeds of crime; Helen offers to help her collect her stuff. Kirsty then offers Helen the house if she still wants to buy it, though quite how Kirsty is able to do this is unclear. Helen says she hasn't really thought about it recently.

Shula congratulates Alan; she says he was inspiring and reassuring at the same time. And so many people joined in! You can always rely on Ambridge folk to pull together, says Alan smugly. Shula wasn't sure how they felt about praying for the perpetrator.... Her phone rings: it's Philip. Alan says it's up to her if she answers. She tries repeatedly to get him to tell her what to do, saying that she's not ready for this. Alan declines to give her advice, and makes it clear she has to decide for herself. The decision is taken off her hands when Philip rings off before she has got her nerve together, and she is left anxiously aware that he is sure to try again.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 11th January, 2021

Burns catches Brian, who reckons Karma has caught Kirsty.

Characters: Kirsty, Helen, Harrison, Brian, Jim
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn and Katie Hims
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Helen rings Kirsty, who is picking up her stuff at Beechwood; it’s taken longer than she expected. Helen wants to know what it’s like being there. Kirsty says it’s strange; things have been moved about, and the laptops and tablet are gone because the police have taken them. Helen offers to come over but Kirsty is about to go, so Helen says she’ll come over to Willow in about twenty minutes.

Sergeant Burns has caught Brian doing 37mph in a 30mph limit. He is being very formal and Brian understandably finds him exasperating. He is put through the whole performance, with Burns demanding his name, address, licence, and to know where he was going.

Kirsty has a craving for chocolate chip cookies. Jim talks with her about the Echo crossword. He’s glad she has finally come into the shop: she explains that she checked who was behind the counter first because she wasn’t ready for Susan. ‘Which of us can ever truly say we’re ready for Susan?’ asks Jim. She also buys aspirin. Jim tells her that nobody blames her for what happened, but apparently Sabrina gave her a filthy look; Jim reassures her that nobody who counts blames her. She castigates herself as an idiot. Jim is glad to be told that Philip isn’t around. Then Brian comes in and has a go at her.

Harrison tells Fallon he is going to recommend that Brian is offered a course. Fallon is not impressed by his general demeanour and calls him ‘Sergeant’. He’s being sensitive about perhaps being a soft touch; Fallon says he isn’t soft, he is approachable.

Jim tears Brian off a strip, but Brian is not repentant. He is angry with Kirsty for her behaviour over the pollution, and he is not prepared to offer her sympathy and calls her a hypocrite. Jim is clearly not happy about Brian’s tone, and after Kirsty has fled tries to make him apologetic. Brian doesn’t back down: Kirsty did her best to ruin his life and didn’t care about his feelings then, and he doesn’t care about her feelings now.

Harrison tells Fallon that he is not part of the investigation into the Mosses because he was taken in by them, and DCI Pemberton doesn’t want him on it. He feels terrible about the boys he failed to save. Fallon tries to comfort him: don’t beat yourself up, she says, people much closer to them were deceived too. He won’t be cutting anyone in Ambridge any slack any more, says Harrison.

Telling Helen about her experience back at Beechwood, Kirsty says that in each room she would see something more that made her feel strange: prints she and Philip found, the kitchen table they argued about. But Philip’s work-boots were in place as if he were going to step into them, and the wardrobe smelled of him. She just wants to be shot of it all, give it away and go. Helen tells her that she ought at least to get back the large amount of money she put into it. Kirsty then drops Brian in it with Helen; Helen is outraged. He has no right to talk to her like that, says Helen, but Kirsty knows that he was right and she is a hypocrite. She went to the yard and saw the lads often enough, so she ought to have noticed what was happening. Jim said she was as much a victim as the boys, but she had choices and the lads had none. Brian was right to say they were the real victims, and if Kirsty wants to live with herself she has got to do something to put that right.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 12th January, 2021

Rex does something the Archers are going to regret.

Characters: Josh, Rex, Jazzer, Tracy, Toby,
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Katie Hims
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Josh turns up to ask Rex to help mend a shed roof, but Rex is about to go and look at a farm, and is not interested. Rex then talks about slave labour, and Josh takes exception. He says the lads seemed ok, and Rex tells him that Archers can't own up to their mistakes. Rex launches in, calling to mind every time Josh has ever done anything wrong; Josh says something about having thought it was water under the bridge, and Rex explodes: blood under the bridge, more like. Josh asks in bewilderment whether that is even a actual phrase, and Rex admits he has no idea whether it is or not, then leaves.

Jazzer is in The Bull waiting for a steak and kidney pie, and his motorbike is blocking Tracy's car in. She demands that he move it, and he tells her she has to ask nicely for him to move it, and he won't until she does ask him nicely. They have a manufactured row, about the noise each makes, and about Jazzer's creepy fondness for Webster, the bedroom spider.

At the visit to the council farm Rex says the house is nothing special, ugly and boxy-looking, and embarks on an indignant monologue about inherited land and the Brookfield Archers having no guilt; Toby tells him to stop banging on about being evicted. Toby assumes he will be involved if Rex gets the farm: it's their great chance. Rex says no, Toby, it's not our chance; it's mine.

The row in The Bull was a fake to put people off the scent, and Tracy and Jazzer congratulate each other, but soon start to disagree for real. Jazzer tells her she is old enough to be his mother. Then she taunts him about Jade, and compares his love-life unfavourably to hers with Roman, and Jazzer is rude back, eventually telling her that the rapidly-cooling pie in the pub is warmer than her.

Rex is doing 'nothing', and ignoring Toby in favour of hunching over his phone, which Toby then snatches and sees the message Rex was writing about Brookfield using slave labour. Toby is horrified and defends Rosie's relations, but Rex tells him he is too involved and can't see them straight. Then Rex promises not to post the smear, and immediately his phone is handed back, posts it.

Tracy has come to Greenacres at ten at night to continue the argument, and she and Jazzer carry on where they had left off earlier. They agree that they really wind each other up. But she accepts Jazzer's invitation to go in anyway because they need to sort it out once and for all.

Josh has come round to bring Rex some beers. He wants to apologise for everything. Toby has told him about the council farm, and Josh tries to butter Rex up about how he is sure Rex will get it, and Rex is a brilliant farmer. Then he says he feels really bad that Rex and Toby have to leave Hollowtree, and how Ruth and David and Pip feel the same: the Fairbrothers are like family. He explains that Ruth and David are actually devastated about the slaves: he saw Ruth in tears over a broken plate earlier. Rex knows they are good people, says Josh; Rex does know that, doesn't he? Yes, Rex says, he does.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 13th January, 2021

Jazzer is caught out, and Neil feels as though he has been.

Characters: Jazzer, Tracy, Neil, Brian, Jim
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Katie Hims
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer wakes up to Tracy's alarm, which doesn't please him. She's late in leaving, having stayed the night by accident, and now Jim will be up and encounter her on her way out. She fell asleep, which she claims not to have planned, and now they'll be the talk of Ambridge. She doesn't want it to happen again and nor does Jazzer. Usually Jim goes for a walk at this time of day, so Tracy should be able to escape once he goes out. Unfortunately for this plan, the weather is awful today and he's not planning to take his constitutional: he knocks on the bedroom door to see whether Jazzer would like bacon for breakfast, but agrees to make pancakes instead. He also declines to go to the shop for maple syrup, which Jazzer suggests in another attempt to get him out of the way. The two captives joust a bit about their mutual intentions, and Tracy decides Jazzer is 'quite funny'.

Neil is on the phone to Brian about the representative of the processor who buys the Berrow pigs, who will be arriving shortly at all of ten minutes' notice. Also, Neil thinks one of the pigs has blue ear, and Alistair is too busy to get there straight away. A calming Brian will be right with him.

Jazzer has been bolting his pancakes with sugar and lemon. Jim asks him to make some coffee. Jazzer claims the weather is improving, but Jim is sure he doesn't want to go out; he doesn't want pneumonia, particularly not at present. Settling to his crossword, Jim asks who was at the door last night: a nocturnal charity collector, allegedly. He eventually takes pity and does go for his walk, but clearly knows what has been going on.

Neil is unhappy that the auditor is asking endless questions, and is now going through all the paperwork: employment, health and safety and the rest. Neil is in a terrible state thinking about the lads and feeling as if he is being accused about them; he didn't sleep last night for worry, and what if Berrow folds and he loses his job? Brian calms him down, then asks whether Neil can tell him anything he should know about Justin: anything he's been up to at Berrow that hasn't been right, for instance? Neil fails to understand what Brian is after, and unhappily protests that everything has been completely above board.

Tracy rings Jazzer; she escaped out of the window and over the garden wall. She felt like something out of an action adventure story. Both go on asserting that last night was a one-off.

Brian asks after the pig with blue ear; Neil reports that Alistair says it's just a cough but the pig must still be kept isolated for a few days. The auditor is going through the health records now, and Neil has to go in and see him. Neil thinks he is on the spot, because of the playground. Brian goes on reassuring him, and tells him to keep his mind on Berrow and ignore any other problems for the time being: nobody would have refused someone offering to help the community free of charge.

Jim asks who Jazzer's mystery woman is, and apologises for not having taken the hint earlier. He went out in the end because he didn't want to embarrass Jazzer, and he now wants to know why Jazzer didn't bring his lady friend to breakfast. Jazzer is acutely uncomfortable at the questioning and says it wasn't like that, but manages not to let out who it actually was in spite of describing her in rather more glowing terms than perhaps he intended to. Jim thinks Jazzer looks dejected, which is hotly denied. Jim points out that ignoring social distancing for the sake of true love would be one thing, but for a one-night stand another; Jazzer continues to insist it was a one-off. Jim mutters that 'methinks the lady doth protest too much', then reminds Jazzer that he wants more from a relationship than a one-night stand, to which Jazzer agrees but says again that this one is not the one. Jim asks if he is perfectly sure about that.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 14th January, 2021

Kirsty seeks the horses and Jim finds a scapegoat.

Characters: Philip, Alistair, Kirsty, Helen, Philip
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Katie Hims
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alistair finds Philip outside Greenacres and is shocked that he is is in Ambridge when Alistair thought that he was supposed to keep away from the village. Philip explains that he has to keep away from Kirsty, and is not allowed to go to his house, but he just wants to talk to Alistair for a few minutes. He starts to deny that the lads were slaves, saying they wanted to work for him. Alistair finds that hard to credit, and is fed up with lies; he has been unhappy about being taken in about the gambling addiction and trying to help Gavin as a result of them. Philip starts to say that there is far more to Gavin's troubles than gambling, all stemming from the time after Philip's divorce, and he is worried that Gavin might harm himself. He only wants five minutes. Alistair reluctantly lets him in.

Kirsty is visiting Helen at the dairy office; she came over to see Pat, who has gone into Borchester, but Helen will probably do. She asks about the work in the homeless shelter that Pat and Helen used to do, then says she is thinking of volunteering there. Helen disapproves and tells her she ought to worry about herself and not take on the ills of the world, then tries to put her off with warnings about having to have official checks, then redirects her to Alan.

Philip explains to Alistair that he is lodging somewhere insalubrious and his razor has been stolen, which is why he looks like a tramp. He starts to tell his story, saying that Gavin lied to Kirsty about the lads who worked for him. Alistair asks point-blank whether they were in fact slaves and Philip denies it, claiming to have paid them, or at least, paid for the flat and food. Alistair notes that means they got no money. Philip is desperate to see Kirsty and explain things to her, which Alistair refuses to arrange for him. Just as he has asked Philip to leave, Jim appears and expresses surprise to see him. Philip says he just wanted to tell Alistair his side of things, and Jim, saying that he would like to hear that, invites him back in and offers him a cup of tea.

Kirsty has left a message with Usha for Alan, who has a funeral in Loxley Barrett. Helen again tries to talk her out of the idea of volunteering in the homeless shelter. Kirsty has seen and talked with people sleeping rough in Borchester, and is using a photo of the boys in the background of a picture of Philip to look for them. Helen now wants her to give it up and tells her that she is not thinking straight: that might have been dangerous! Kirsty indignantly tells her than sleeping rough doesn't mean people are criminals. In any case, Kirsty has become determined that if she works for the homeless shelter and gains the trust of the people there, she might find the missing Blake, Jordan and Kenzie.

With sensitive prompting from Jim, Philip tells Jim all about it. He started by helping homeless men in Merthyr Tydfil, he says, and Jim questions sympathetically. When did Blake start working for him? Ages ago, and it was at Blake's instigation: he walked past a site again and again until Philip let him do some odd jobs, easing him in gently with no dangerous stuff like scaffolding-work. When the job was finished and Philip asked where he could find Blake if he needed him again, Blake said he was sleeping rough, so Philip let him sleep in the shed in the yard. Then he found two more rough sleepers who were happy to work for him for food and lodging, so he found a better place for them all to stay. Jim says he'd really like to hear their side, but Philip says he doesn't know where they are now. Jim is suddenly less than friendly: because you were a weak and helpless character you recognised a vulnerable young man, and took advantage of him, he says angrily. He goes on to say that Philip disgusts him; he took appalling advantage of the young men, he destroyed his wife – understandably enough, at this point Philip leaves, with Jim shouting after him, then saying viciously that he hopes Philip will be trapped in a living hell. Alistair is concerned and asks whether Jim is all right, and Jim quietly reassures him: he was telling Philip what he'd wanted to tell his abuser seventy years ago and has been saving up ever since, and if even one word struck home, then yes, he's perfectly all right.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 18th January, 2021

Pigeons come home to roost for Ruth and Helen.

Characters: David, Ruth, Kirsty, Lee, Helen
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Liz John & Adrian Flynn
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David is planning to borrow a chainsaw from Brian to cut up a fallen tree when Ruth arrives to tell him that the May Bank Holiday wedding booking has been cancelled. The groom rang after he and his bride read a review on the internet revealing the slave labour that went into the barn alterations. Ruth told the groom the truth, that they had been taken in by a crook, but he still cancelled, saying it would spoil their day to be married in a place 'built by people whose human rights had been abused'. The even worse news, says Ruth, is that although the review has been deleted from the original website, it's been copied all over social media. Is this how Brookfield will be seen from now on?

A dog is barking at Kirsty, and Lee pops up to rescue her; the guy who owns it is living on the street and she got too close, but has not been bitten. He asks whether Philip has been in touch, and then talks about his job and long covid. He tries to talk her out of her search for Blake, Jordan and Kenzie on safety grounds, and says that he thinks she might be overdoing it, but when challenged to tell her what he suggests, doesn't know how else she could find the trio. She brushes him off and goes on her way.

Ruth sees the vicious review; David says it's a smear campaign, but Ruth points out it's all true. They will now suffer reputational damage, just as Home Farm did. Ruth isn't keen on replying, in case it makes matters worse, and suggests getting the kids to help, and also ringing their clients to talk to them about what really happened before they see the piece.

Lee rings Helen, and they agree that Kirsty is doing something dangerous. Lee says she is fixated, and Helen says she wishes she knew how to help her. They pass swiftly on to regretting that the house sale is up in the air, though Helen is not sure she would want to live in a place which had been bought with the proceeds of abuse; Lee suggests she ought to keep looking for somewhere bigger for her and the boys. He has to go, and she says she will try to have a word with Kirsty.

Ruth brings coffee for David; Brian's chainsaw is huge and will get the fallen tree dealt with in no time. Josh has offered to assist with the tree-removal but can't really help about the review, saying they just have to hope it won't come up too much if anyone searches Brookfield; Brian advised the same masterly inaction. Brian also suggested that the phrasing in the review sounds like someone who knows them, and Ruth sees his point about how precise it is, with such details as who did the tiling in the kitchen. If it is someone who knows them and bears a grudge, they need to be prepared for more of the same.

Helen is on the phone with Kirsty, who is not going to back down from her search. She knows the lads have been sold, and she needs to find them; Helen says she should leave it to the police, who can question Philip, but Kirsty is well aware there is no way Philip would let the police know anything. Helen asks whether she has got her job at Grey Gables back, which throws Kirsty somewhat, but Helen points out she needs a job, an income, a home, and distraction, which will help her get over the shock she has suffered. Kirsty doesn't see that being distracted from doing what she needs to do is likely to help her. Helen tells her that she doesn't need to feel guilty about looking out for herself. Kirsty says all she is doing is talking to people on the street, and when Helen says it's not safe doing it on her own, Kirsty challenges her to help, then as Helen stammers excuses reminds Helen how she was her friend over Rob. Helen says she rang because she is trying to be a good friend, and she doesn't think scouring the streets is worth doing; Kirsty tells her to leave her to get on with it if she isn't going to help, and hangs up on her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 19th January, 2021

Shula gets a phone call and Rex gets a dressing-down.

Characters: Pip, David, Shula, Alistair, Rex, Philip
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Liz John & Adrian Flynn
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Pip offers to take over from David spreading straw; she has to do something or she will start punching the walls. She quotes the review, and wonders how anyone would put that up on line. David asks her not to get him started again. They agree that it has to be someone who knows the barn well, and she suddenly thinks of Vince perhaps having talked about it to someone. David thinks not, then goes on trying to work out who it is: someone close to them. He even wonders whether Toby might have shot his mouth off, then admits that he's being unfair, but he has given Pip a horrible thought.

Alice's horse Banjo needs his exercise, and since Alice can't do it Shula has gone out on him. She and Alistair are both relieved that what was wrong with him was a gastric ulcer, not kissing spines. While she was out, Kirsty nearly drove into them; Alistair is not surprised she was preoccupied. Shula asks if Jim has been all right since Philip went round; Alistair wishes he had thumped Philip rather than letting him in.

David has gone to confront Rex about the review. Rex admits to it freely as soon as David arrives; he asserts that he believed it when he posted it. He is apologetic, and says it started to feel wrong as soon as he pressed send, and took it down almost at once, not realising that it would be screen-shot so quickly. David didn't want to believe it was him, and says that it was incredibly ungrateful after all the Archers have done for the Fairbrothers. Rex says it is what it is, and he can't take it back. David lectures him about trust between farmers, and tells him he ought not to have taken the tenancy being ended so personally.

Philip rings Shula and tells her he's at the end of his rope. He is calling from prison, on remand, having been re-arrested. Shula says there is nothing she can do for him, but he tells her he can't get bail and he can't survive being in prison, and there is no-one he can talk to there. He needs someone he knows. Shula says he has chosen the wrong person. He says he helped Shula when her marriage was failing, and seems to feel that she owes him something for that. He then tells her that Gavin has handed himself in and is telling a pack of lies, and he needs to talk to Gavin to convince him how wrong he is. Shula is glad he is being kept from convincing Gavin of his truth. Philip says bitterly that he would be better off dead.

Rex is telling David what his reasons were, while David defends himself and his inactions and tries to convince Rex that he really does care. He now wishes that he'd talked to the lads and found out what was going on, but also that Rex had talked to him before sounding off so publicly. Rex is apologetic. David does a bit of wallowing in guilt, then says that they can leave it at that. He offers to give Rex advice about his council farm tenancy application if he wants.

Shula tells Alistair that Philip has just rung, to which Alistair replies that he hopes she gave him short shrift as he should have done himself. She tells him that Philip's been charged and Gavin has handed himself in and come clean about the whole business. Philip is in a terrible state and wants Shula to visit. Alistair has to go off to an unhappy alpaca, leaving her to work things out alone.

Pip has sorted out a faulty ballcock. The returning David tells her that he gave Rex both barrels, then stops Pip from going over to do the same: she is still fuming. He says that anyway, Rex was right and he ought to have realised the quote was unrealistically low. Pip really doesn't get it: David hated the Fairbrothers before, and now he is being zen about what Rex did. It was so underhand! David says that they both messed up, but Pip thinks what Rex has done deliberately is far worse than what they did in ignorance, and as far as she is concerned that is not the end of it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 20th January, 2021

Pip is out of sorts, and Vince and Elizabeth are sozzled.

Characters: Elizabeth, Russ, Ruth, Brian, Pip, Vince
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Liz John & Adrian Flynn
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Elizabeth likes the most recent Lower Loxley art exhibition of graffiti-style pieces, but only twenty-three people came to it. Russ is sure the next exhibition will be a much larger success; just one artist, based in Stoke, rather than three or four. He will be bringing some of his pieces over later today. Russ's professional judgement is that he will be successful; Elizabeth says she is unfortunately unable to spare the time to meet him, but Russ tells her that it is Jacob Portland, coming at three-thirty, and she is to be there before he arrives. She goes on about all the rest of the things she has to do, but while Russ says he doesn't know how Elizabeth fits everything in, it's clear that she is expected to come to the art gallery on time.

Ruth is on the phone with Brian, who is angry that the Borchester abattoir isn't up and running yet: they need it for the Hassett Hills lamb. He suggests that Ruth might get Elizabeth to ask Vince about that, which doesn't amuse her. Pip arrives as Ruth rings off, complaining that a feed delivery is expected a week early and wanting to know whether there will be room for it in the store; she is clearly in a state. When Ruth asks her if something's wrong, she first denies it being anything, then grumbles that Phoebe makes decisions without her; she and Rex arrange things without Pip's input, and Pip (who lists all her tasks, remembering Rosie as an afterthought) can't just drop everything to suit her. She is also still furious with Rex. Ruth talks about uncertain times and the weddings probably being cancelled anyway. The reason that Ruth is on edge is that they are about to embark on a major expansion of the herd with a lot more housing and concrete, and it will be expensive and involve getting builders' quotes: her nerve for that has been rather broken by Moss. Pip says she has been wondering whether they actually need more concrete for a hundred extra cows.

Vince is having a wine-tasting with Elizabeth. He's brought in five bottles for Elizabeth to try, and has more in the car. Elizabeth suggests that Stephanie ought to know what wine she wants at her own wedding, but Vince says he is employing an expert. She rejects the first wine she tastes, and tells him that her own wine is far superior.. He hadn't realised that Lower Loxley has its own wine. Elizabeth goes into sales mode: her wine would beat any he has brought, she can tell just by looking. Vince suggests a blindfolded wine-tasting, and they laugh about who will pour.

Pip explains to Ruth that Maisie of the Innovative Farm Group has over three hundred cows and out-winters them until a month before calving, and although she is in north Borsetshire, conditions on her farm are fairly similar to those at Brookfield. Pip offers to ring her, and Ruth says she will ask some New Zealanders she knows for advice.

Elizabeth has beaten Vince in the matter of wine recognition, with the result that, as Vince tells her, they are both now sozzled. They are definitely flirting, and she is trying to sober up in order to get to the Gallery in time to fulfil Russ's command. Vince decides to go with her.

Brian catches Pip outside the shop; he needs to get himself up to speed now that he is the Borchester Land contact with the rewilders, and he wants a meeting with them all, tomorrow if possible. Pip is uncooperative and makes it reasonably clear that she is not particularly keen on her partners at present; Brian tries to suggest conflict resolution but puts his foot in it by praising Phoebe too much. He tells Pip that in farming ('rewilding', says Pip sulkily) and that you must always trust your instincts. Pip says ominously that she certainly will.

Russ shows his artist discovery out, and comes back totally exasperated with the way Vince and Elizabeth have treated the man, who works in fabrics; specifically, he knits, which they seem to have found, and find, hilarious. Russ is angry that they sniggered at him, and that he will never now be able to placate him; Vince tries to excuse their bad behaviour by saying that they are plastered, and Elizabeth says that they definitely want the exhibition to go ahead. Vince offers to buy one of the pieces: a sparrowhawk, which is, like him, a ruthless hunter. The pair go in for some obvious double entendres while Russ, who has foregone commission to secure the sale to Vince, rushes to tell the artist that his work is wanted after all.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 21st January, 2021

Philip and Vince both give as good as they get, and squash pretensions.

Characters: Shula, Philip, Russ, Elizabeth, Vince
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Liz John & Adrian Flynn
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Shula is visiting Philip. He seems pleased and surprised to see her, and she tells him sternly that she is there only because she doesn't go back on her word.

Russ loudly greets the hungover Elizabeth first thing in the morning and informs her that he's been in touch with Jacob, who will be going ahead with the exhibition. Russ is still angry with her and Vince about yesterday's incident, and he tells her off about it as if he were a headmaster talking to a delinquent fourth-former. He then goes off to talk to Vince after he's had his shower.

Shula says the Lord's Prayer with Philip, or rather at him: he has apparently claimed that he needs her to support his faith, but doesn't actually seem interested in prayer or God. In response to her prompting he states he has felt spiritually lost. He tries to change the subject by asking how she has been, and she tells him firmly that it's not about her. She asks if he has been talking to God, but it turns out he's been talking to his solicitor. He has pleaded not guilty, and is just waiting to clear his name in the Crown Court, since he knows he has done nothing wrong. He goes on to inquire after Kirsty.

Russ is showing Vince round, trying to get Vince to recognise the totality of the gallery. It turns out that that what he's trying to do is find sponsors; he says that he thinks there might be an interesting synergy between the gallery and Casey's Meats. Vince initially lets him think the word 'synergy' has impressed him, then suddenly turns out to know rather a lot about contemporary art and dismisses the exhibits as derivative of Jean-Michel Basquiat. Whilst Russ is off-balance, Vince points out that knowing about art gives him an edge if people assume he handed in his brain when he joined the meat business. Then he becomes sympathetic, but whether genuinely or just as a pretence is not entirely obvious.

Philip is talking about the reception he got from Jim; Shula says crossly that she is not there to discuss Jim, and she is not going to talk about him, or about Kirsty. Philip loses his temper a bit, and she says that if he isn't interested in what she is offering, which is spiritual counsel, she will go. He tells her that what he wants is the friendship he always gave her; she says she is not there as a friend. He tells her she is just like everyone else, judging him from a position of ignorance, and makes a convincing case for his having done a lot more for the homeless than she ever has, or any of the rest of the village come to that.

Vince is telling Russ that the gallery is a side-show and he ought to think bigger if he wants to attract out-of-county interest, and being snide about Russ's relationship with Lily. Russ starts to recount his misfortunes, but then Vince changes tack back to sympathy and says that if he doesn't give a stuff what other people think of him, Russ should be able to do the same. Russ is sitting pretty, says Vince, especially if Lily turns out like her mother; resembling her Aunt Shula would be a bit of a blow, mind. Then Elizabeth turns up and asks if they are taking her name in vain, and Vince cheerfully replies that they are tearing up the entire Archer family; she ripostes that the Caseys are probably just as bad, and Vince retorts that since she has never met any of them she can't say, though actually they are all nice and normal. He then suggests that since Stephanie is always angling for an invitation to Lower Loxley, she ought to invite his daughter over to meet her. Russ says that's a good idea, and Elizabeth weakly agrees.

Shula is exasperated with Philip, and also feeling backed into a corner, so she goes on the attack and tells him that she has seen no sign of any repentance in him and she won't be coming back. Philip replies that he doesn't want her to and feels sorry for anyone who might need help from her, adding, 'What sort of priest is a bad-tempered cow like you going to make?'

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 25th January, 2021

Awkward conversations.

Characters: Ruth, Pip, Elizabeth, Freddie, Phoebe, Rex, Stephanie
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Naylah Ahmed & Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ruth greets Pip, who has failed to do the silage-cutting. Pip was delayed by a chat at Rosie's day-nursery: she has repeatedly pilfered another child's toy. Pip was able to spend more time with Rosie at the weekend, thanks to her parents taking up the slack on the farm, and says she will soon have more time for her and the farm anyway. We gather she has quit the rewilding project.

Elizabeth has dressed up for Stephanie coming for a wine-tasting: Freddie mocks her about the state she got into at the last one. Elizabeth tells him to keep an eye out for the man who is coming to fix the guttering. He asks if she is nervous about meeting Vince's daughter.

Pip tells Ruth her mind is made up. She claims it's not because she's angry about Rex. Ruth says she has put so much into it. Pip makes excuses about the farm work, and not having as much time or finding it as satisfying as she had expected. Maybe it wasn't easy enough, and quitting is the only option, asks Ruth dryly. But Pip says she won't change her mind, and Ruth should be pleased about all the extra time she'll be able to give the farm. They do need to think about Oakey Bank, though; Ruth suggests she is taking her ball home now she doesn't want to play any more. She should be the bigger person here.

Phoebe and Rex are having a serious talk; Phoebe can't believe Pip has just quit without warning. Phoebe is bored with all the drama that comes with Pip, and Miss Single Parent Farmer not really having time for them; they won't fall apart just because she's quit. Phoebe is not happy about it: Pip didn't even give them time to think. She has some time now, and they can discuss where they go from here. Rex isn't enthusing about anything, though: he doesn't feel they have enough expertise to carry on alone.

Stephanie and Elizabeth are chatting about the wedding and how Vince has been trying to micromanage it. He and Stephanie's mum are both taking too much interest: it's often pistols at dawn. Vince chose her dress, but she does love it. It was the first one they saw. He was right, about both the dress and the wine, and also about Elizabeth. Freddie arrives because Rick is waiting in the office; Elizabeth abandons him to Stephanie and she starts to flirt with him, wondering where she remembers him from.

Phoebe divides the work: she will do the paperwork and Rex the hands-on stuff. They can introduce free-range cattle later in the spring and Rex can keep an eye on them; he says ruefully that he is a pig-man not a cattle expert. They have to break it to Brian and Peggy about Pip jumping ship. Rex suggests maybe he ought to step down, not Pip, but Phoebe disagrees. Rex has also realised that Oakey Bank might go. Phoebe says that they won't say anything about it, just wait and see whether she brings the subject up: she might cool down.

Freddie and Stephanie met at the Isle of Wight festival, and she noticed his eyebrow piercing. He admits that he doesn't remember her, but then he doesn't really remember any of it. She has apparently suggested that 'Mr DJ' could do the music for her wedding, and arranges to meet him on Thursday to discuss it, and maybe before then. She's rather suggestive, and he's a bit embarrassed and forgets to call her Steph as she has instructed him to do.

Rex goes to see Pip. He asks her straight out about Oakey Bank; she says she hasn't decided yet. He appreciates that them getting it was a personal favour, and she knows it's the key corridor between the bits of their land. She then points out that she too has invested time and energy in the project and doesn't want it to fail, and they should wait until there is profit to consider before revisiting the matter of the rent for Oakey Bank. He asks her to get her solicitor to draw up a new tenancy agreement now she has left. She agrees, and he says he guesses that's it then and leaves, with her saying 'Yes, I guess it is' to his departing back.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 26th January, 2021

Elizabeth is her usual self, and so are both Alistair and Tom.

Characters: Shula, Elizabeth, Natasha, Tom, Kirsty, Alistair
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Naylah Ahmed & Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Shula and Elizabeth are talking; Elizabeth recounts the meeting of Russ and Vince and tells her that Russ has now forgiven Vince for the previous contretemps, then adds that Stephanie and Freddie get on well. Shula says she is surprised about Elizabeth and Vince but wouldn't dream of interfering, and Elizabeth says he is fun. Shula admits that she and Alistair didn't have any fun. Elizabeth asks after her course, and she tells of the recent stumbling block she encountered visiting Philip Moss. Elizabeth is horrified, says Shula has no duty towards him and becomes angry, and Shula says it all made her feel that she had failed in understanding; Elizabeth says what Shula is failing to understand is the harm Moss has done.

Natasha has been in a successful meeting; Tom is glad they chose the right time to launch Bridge Fresh. Tom is unable to help with ideas for Tony's birthday present; Natasha has noticed he is preoccupied and worried about Kirsty, and suggests that he should go and see her. He's doubtful because of the contrast between them: him married, happy and successful, her not. Natasha says that if she chooses to slam the door in his face, it will be her choice, but he ought to try. Natasha can't bear to hear Kirsty being spoken about as a slaver.

Elizabeth is sounding off about Philip nearly having killed Freddie. She becomes hysterically angry. Shula admits that it was a terrible mistake to see Philip, but she had to try to think about the wider picture. Elizabeth is furious, and points out that the wider picture is all the people Philip has hurt, enumerating those in the Archer family he has caused unhappiness. She isn't impressed with Shula apparently putting her faith over her family.

Tom denies having been sent by Helen. Kirsty initially doesn't think much of his attempts to be helpful and is sharp with him, but then apologises about being nasty and admits that yes, she and Helen have had a bit of a disagreement, though not what it was about. She and Tom then talk in a friendly way: she knows she is being vile to everyone, and says it is because they all tell her she must think of herself, but she can't forget about the three lads. She recounts her search, and says she plans to widen it. She asks for his help in it. She owes it to the lads. He says she mustn't do it alone; she says she knew she could count on him.

Alistair is examining a cat and talking to Shula. He is gossiping about Pip leaving the rewilders, and Shula clearly hasn't heard a word. She tells him that she has fallen out with Elizabeth; he offers to be a listening ear, so she explains that Elizabeth went off on one about her visiting Philip Moss. He is surprised that she went, and she tells him how she felt she had no choice because Philip seemed to be thinking about self-harm. Alistair gets it; Philip can be very persuasive, as he knows full well, and he understands.

Natasha asks how Kirsty is. Tom says they had a good talk, but when Natasha asks how he left things he doesn't actually tell her, just says Kirsty seemed a bit better, which pleases Natasha. He is evasive about what was really said, and when Natasha suggests she might help by ringing up or going over, he chokes her off.

Alistair says Shula shouldn't beat herself up about it; she complains sadly that she feels so naive. She tried to explain to Elizabeth, but in the face of Elizabeth under a full head of steam, as Alistair says, anyone would wobble. Shula can't bear the idea that her faith may be going to drive a wedge between her and her family.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 27th January, 2021

Phoebe is firm and Freddie is diplomatic.

Characters: Brian, Phoebe, Justin, Freddie, Shula, Elizabeth
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Naylah Ahmed & Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian tells Phoebe that one of the first things they need to sort out is how many cattle they’ll need; then Justin arrives. Phoebe has invited him to be there for a handover. He asks where the others are, and she tells him that Rex can’t make it and Pip has left the team. Justin takes advantage of this to snipe at Brian: since he took over, things have been going well – one awol and one deserter out of three. Brian points out that as Justin is well aware, Rewilding Ambridge is an independent operation, and he represents BL. He is trying to make sure they suffer no more reputational damage, as he had to with Justin’s mess at the pig farm. Phoebe calls him to order by asking whether they could discuss Berrow Farm some other time, and Justin wants to bring them up to date with his current position vis-à-vis the barns. He has decided not to buy them after all.

Freddie wants to talk to Shula, though she has a lesson imminently. Lily got it out of her when Elizabeth came in alone. Shula defends herself against what she assumes will be Freddie's objection to her visit to Philip Moss, but he tells her that of all the good people in Ambridge she is probably the goodest, and if she went to see Moss he’s sure she had a very good reason. Then he says he really doesn’t care, except for wanting her and Elizabeth to sort out what’s wrong between them. Shula has a quick self-indulgence about how the visit all went wrong and she let everyone down, starting with herself. Freddie tells her she needs to cut herself some slack: it can’t be a bad thing to try to see some good in someone. He likens it to her trying to see the good in him. She disclaims, but he’s determined, and suggests that he himself is like Philip Moss. She visited him in prison and helped him, and he claims it was only thanks to her support that he got back on track. She thanks him.

Justin wants to sell his stake completely, and offers a choice of buying him out or putting the barns on the market. Phoebe is momentarily taken aback, and Brian wants to know whether the barns are, as he supposes, central to her business plan and where they will have their HQ. Justin adds his mite, and Brian realises that this is revenge, getting his own back for being given the push. Justin is oily in his denial, and says that assumption says a lot about Brian, not in a favourable way. Brian wants to know how long the Rewilders are to have to raise the capital, but Phoebe cuts in. Actually, she explains, they won’t need to: she and Rex have been talking about how to disassociate themselves from Justin anyway, because they are both very uncomfortable about any connection with modern slavery. Justin is left indignantly denying her accusations, but she is clear: an ethical business like Rewilding Ambridge agrees with the BL dinosaurs that he is tainted goods. It looks like it suits them all to sell.

Freddie has just come back from The Stables when he gets a message on his phone from Steph, which he ignores. He tells Elizabeth that he saw Shula, and when Elizabeth says she doesn’t want to talk about Shula, he replies that he does, and is not leaving until he has: Shula is very upset. He talks to Elizabeth seriously and tells her that he knows how Moss feels, desperate inside; he may be the only person who can talk to Elizabeth who really does know what being in prison is like. A desperate man rang Shula out of the blue asking for help, and Freddie understands why she went even though she didn’t want to: it was nothing to do with letting them down, it was because she heard someone whom she thought needed her help. The whole business has been a double whammy for Shula: it all went wrong at the prison, and then Elizabeth was furious with her as well. He points out that Shula helped Elizabeth when she was down, and that if she hadn’t helped Freddie he would have ended up living with Aunt Camilla; maybe it’s time they returned the favour. Elizabeth hadn’t seen it that way. Too busy being mother tiger, protecting her cubs, says Freddie; it’s Philip Moss she should be angry with, not Shula.

Justin leaves, clearly unhappy, and Brian starts talking seriously to Phoebe. He called that meeting and it’s down to him who attends, not to her. He wants to know how come Phoebe thinks she can decide to get rid of an important revenue stream like that. She suggests that they don’t need the offices Justin wanted them to buy: they would be better off with a place like Brian and Adam’s eco-office where the two of them are at present. Brian then starts to question the rest of the operation, and says they need to up the stocking density, but she argues against this point confidently: they chose the numbers to make it easier for the land to regenerate, and will be able to charge a premium rate for the beef when people have seen the cattle in the wild. She reminds him that he warned them about Justin interfering, and she hopes that he’s not now doing it himself. He feels that he is there to offer his expertise, and is nothing like Justin; she is being far too blasé and he has come on board at just the right time.

Elizabeth has come to apologise. Shula agrees with her: if had been Dan instead of Freddie she would have been just as angry, and she is certainly willing to put it behind them if Elizabeth is. Shula has been given pause for thought by the challenge she thinks God has thrown in her way. She can do the public duties: she has been for decades as a lay reader. But she didn’t manage well when it came to a personal thing, dealing with people when they’re at rock bottom and perhaps not very nice people into the bargain, and she handled it very badly. She is seriously thinking of pulling out of the course. She’s been taking a long hard look at herself, and she’s not sure she is cut out to be a priest after all.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 28th January, 2021

Natasha shows a caring side, and Freddie thanks his lucky shirt.

Characters: Natasha, Tom, Lily, Freddie,Kirsty, Steph
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Naylah Ahmed & Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Natasha is cooking jacket potatoes to please Jack and Henry. She has invited them over and hopes that they will cheer up Tom, who has been a bit distracted over the last couple of days. He divulges that he'd arranged to meet Kirsty, but wasn't sure whether to go, and the boys will be a good excuse not to.

Freddie is trying to convince Lily she should help him deal with Steph, who has invited herself over. She has been messaging him rather explicit song lyrics ever since she got him to give her his number. He is not happy; she's about to get married and he doesn't like it. He tells Lily to stay by his side

Tom thinks that he has agreed to something barmy and dangerous. He thinks Kirsty is mad, but Natasha is furious with him for trying to get out of it: Kirsty is out there alone in the dark. She sets off to find her, leaving Tom at home.

Kirsty is looking for the lads, and Natasha catches up with her and asks to be allowed to help. Kirsty is getting the street-people to talk by buying them hot drinks. Natasha has a map, so they can keep track of where they've covered, and starts immediately with a couple she has seen in a doorway near where she parked.

Lily is making friends with Steph and encouraging her to flirt with Freddie, who tries to escape to fetch more beers; but Lily pre-empts him and leaves him alone with Steph. She asks if he's dating anyone; he says no, and she says good.

Natasha and Kirsty call it a night. Kirsty is having second thoughts after a can has been thrown at Natasha, who tells her that she didn't mind, and no, it hasn't made things awkward between her and Tom. Natasha also says that nobody should go through this alone, and at least Kirsty is doing something. In fact she is comprehensively supportive, and Kirsty starts crying. It's been really good of her. Natasha says walking the streets in the cold and wet is nothing new to her, because she used to try to help her dad. Her sharing his episodes was better than trying to shake him out of it.

Freddie has got rid of Steph and expresses his relief that she is gone, and Lily asks him whether he was just asked for one last fling before Steph ties the knot; he has a feeling he has just declined a ménage à trois, though some of the terms she was using were new to him. She was quite good about the rejection, and he was then asked to see whether Lily would be interested; Lily, who thought it hilarious when Freddie was Steph's target, is grossed out by the idea. He thanks his lucky shirt; he's never pulled in it.

Natasha tells Kirsty that she misses her bipolar dad, and Kirsty thinks he's lucky to have her. Natasha confides that sometimes her dad would go walkabout and the whole Thomas clan would go looking for him. She offers to help Kirsty again, next time she goes out.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 1st February, 2021

Tracy has time for Oliver, but less for Jazzer.

Characters: Jazzer, Tracy, Oliver, Johnny
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Tim Stimpson & Sarah McDonald Hughes
Directors: Jessica Bunch & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer is inviting Tracy for a meal, and she isn't sure whether she will come over. He tells her that Jim and Alistair will be out all evening in the country park. She is still dubious and he tells her the offer is the sofa rather than a bed. She agrees to go, and then gets off the phone quickly as Oliver appears. He is worried about the bookings for a Valentine's Day event; she tries to take his mind off it by asking about Kirsty coming back, but he thinks Kirsty isn't yet in the right head-space.

Jazzer is admiring Johnny's new car, a classic three-litre 280 horsepower machine which has a few problems but he reckons is going to be fine for a spin soon. Johnny apologises about him and Jade, and Jazzer says he's not interested in her because he has other fish to fry, but refuses to say who that is. He tells Johnny he'll never guess, and Johnny instantly says Tracy Horrobin. He sees them arguing all the time, so it's obvious.

Tracy follows Oliver into his office and catches him looking at discount vouchers for various things, which he is considering in an attempt to bring in more business; the place is so down-market now that offering vouchers can't make it any worse. She tries to comfort him, but he says that Christmas and New Year were washouts; she tell him things will turn round in time, and he says that there is no time left. She wants to know what the trouble is, and says it's hardly as if Grey Gables is about to go under – is it?

Johnny is teasing Jazzer, who swears him to silence. Johnny works out that Jazzer is serious about Tracy when he talks about her in terms of whiskies, comparing her to an Islay single malt and proposing to finish the bottle.

Tracy asks how much time Grey Gables has left, and Oliver says a few months; it wouldn't have to close, it's just that he would have to sell. Tracy is horrified and disbelieving. She keeps getting, and ignoring, messages on her phone, as she argues with him that things are not so very bad and suggests that once Philip's villainy is known about, things will get better: he just has to hang on. Oliver disagrees and says that will simply make them the hotel that used slave labour instead of the hotel that nearly got two people killed.. He points out another message, then asks her what he is hanging on for anyway; it is never again going to be the same as it was when Caroline was alive. She loved the place so: it was never really his. He tells Tracy that he talks to Caroline at the ends of the days about things he has done like putting fresh flowers at reception as she used to, but really he was doing things things because she would have done them. He'll never get back the way Grey Gables used to feel. Tracy's phone rings, and Oliver, who is breaking down, tells her to answer it, so she goes to another room.

Jazzer is not happy about Tracy being so much later than she said she would be; she tells him she has more important things to do than deal with his appetites, and they have yet another row, which ends with her telling him not to bother ringing again.

Jazzer takes the pizzas he had got for him and Tracy over to Johnny, along with some beer; Johnny instantly works out he's had an argument with Tracy, and condoles with him about it. Jazzer gets a message from Jade, who has been messaging him all along, and decides to answer it. Johnny reminds him what he said about single malt, but Jazzer says at least with Jade he knows what he's buying.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 2nd February, 2021

Tom and Lilian want their own way, Natasha and Tony have other ideas, and Harrison puts his foot in it.

Characters: Tom, Natasha, Lilian, Tony, Harrison
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Tim Stimpson & Sarah McDonald Hughes
Director: Jessica Bunch & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tom is dealing with orders, and snaps at Natasha for picking up something he has deliberately dropped on the floor. Then he asks her to stay in that evening, and he'll cook Katsu curry for dinner; she'd love it, but she is going out with Kirsty, to visit a soup-kitchen in Felpersham. He doesn't want them to go alone because he thinks it's dangerous, and she absolutely doesn't want him standing with them glowering. He then foolishly says he is putting his foot down: he's her husband and he's telling her she can't. She states that he doesn't get to tell her what to do, and stomps off in a fury.

Lilian is insisting on taking Tony shopping. He doesn't want to go but she is going to buy him a birthday present whether he wants one or not. He objects to having been ambushed, but she points out that if she had warned him he would have said no. She tells him to go and get changed; he can't go to Underwoods in his overalls.

Harrison has arranged a socially distanced pint for Roy's birthday and assumes that is why Tom has rung him, but Tom's worries are actually about about the danger of Natasha and Kirsty trying to locate the slaves. Tom explains that he can't get them to listen to him, but Harrison might have better luck. Harrison reaches for his notebook and starts questioning him.

Lilian was surprised about the slavery because of what a charmer Philip was; it reminds her of her and Matt when the Special Branch turned up on the doorstep. Tony is sure that unlike Lilian with Matt, Kirsty had not the slightest idea of Philip's perfidy. Lilian feels that Kirsty must have had some inkling, but deplores the way Brian has been bad-mouthing her: half the village now seems to think she personally chained the slaves up. Meanwhile Lilian is determined to buy Tony a cashmere jumper in yellow, or mulberry: either would take years off him. He complains that they've been in Underwoods for an hour, then finally sees through her: it's all about her getting old, not him.

Harrison has been waiting outside the shop for Natasha. He says that he has been given to understand that she and Kirsty have been looking for individuals who are part of an investigation, and explains that this could be seen as seeking to interfere with potential witnesses. She disputes it, but he tells her that they could find themselves in very hot water if they don't desist. She tries to explain that Kirsty feels as if nobody cares about the lads, and he tells her that finding the lads is the prime concern of the police. He than asks what they'd do if they found them, and she is at a loss, eventually saying she doesn't know. He warns her they could be putting the lads' lives at risk by asking questions about them when the slavers are thoroughly nasty characters, and asks her to warn Kirsty. Then he quite unnecessarily lets slip that Tom was the person who told him about what was happening.

Tony has taken Lilian to the toy department, and is enjoying himself watching the display of train sets. Lilian feels that he is being nostalgic, while she is not keen on looking back, but he is happy about no longer being young: he is glad to have handed over to the younger members of the family, and only do what work he wants to. Lilian offers to buy him a Castle Class GWR engine for his birthday present, and contrasts his acceptance of his lot to Justin's impatience and ill-temper; Tony reckons she whisked him off shopping rather than be at home with Justin. She wonders whether Tony could bring Justin round to his more easy-going philosophy, and he agrees to try.

Natasha attacks Tom, who stupidly admits to fault and attempts to explain himself; Harrison clearly frightened him. She is furious with Tom, and accuses him of trying to get them arrested as well as trying to buy her off with a chicken dinner. He then tells her that he won't be at home that evening to cook after all because he will be at Roy's socially-distanced party, and she ripostes that she can be glad for one saving grace: she'll have the flat to herself.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 3rd February, 2021

Tracy wants to help, and Lynda is adamant.

Characters: Lynda, Robert, Tracy, Oliver, Jazzer, Rebecca
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Tim Stimpson & Sarah McDonald Hughes
Directors: Jessica Bunch & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda has had an inspiration about her plans for a village event, and Robert is intrigued; she won't tell him anything yet, though. He has come to tell her that the Echo wants to interview her about her New Year's honour. Apparently it's to be a wide-ranging interview about her role in the community. She hopes people might gain some inspiration from her experience.

Tracy is on the phone to someone who was unsure about coming on Mother's Day, and after she has ended the call Oliver apologises for having monopolised her on Monday evening. He knows she turned down going out with someone to spend the evening baby-sitting him, and he feels she shouldn't have. She says he's not to worry, she can rearrange it; in fact she'll do just that, during her lunch-break.

Robert offers Lynda a sandwich, but she doesn't want one; she doesn't want to do the interview after all, because the interviewer plans to bring a photographer. Robert reassures her that she doesn't have to have her photograph taken, but she feels it's the whole point of the interview, showing what she has overcome to get back on an even keel. She has been being positive, she says, but now she's a wreck just because of someone wanting to take her photograph; Robert tells her that nothing can diminish how far she has come that year.

Tracy has rushed over to visit Jazzer, who isn't particularly glad to see her. He doesn't really want to accept an apology, and he doesn't want to see her on Saturday. She immediately works out it's a woman, but he assures her it's no-one she knows; someone more his own age, in fact a little younger. She puts a brave face on it and says it's a good thing because it will put paid to the nonsense between them, and leaves again.

Rebecca wants to record the interview, and is understanding about Lynda not wanting a photograph. She tries to start with the the Grey Gables incident and what Lynda has overcome since then, but she knows rather too much about the explosion and Philip Moss, and Lynda asks whether that is relevant. She sees through Rebecca, who has a list of Philip's work for the villagers, and wants to know why Rebecca has tricked her way into the garden on false pretences, telling her to be truthful and accusing her of only being there to dig dirt.

Tracy drops the reception rota on Oliver's desk. She has been through it with a red pen eliminating extra receptionists' shifts; Katya wants to cut her hours and doesn't need to be replaced, and Tracy is on a mission. She doesn't want Grey Gables to go under; after all, it's the first job she has ever enjoyed. Oliver isn't entirely receptive at first, but gradually warms to the idea of going on fighting to save the hotel.

Rebecca claims she is sorry that she lied to Lynda; Lynda sharply tells her to turn off the recorder, and that she will sue if a single word she has said is quoted in the paper. Rebecca pleads with her, but Lynda is not prepared to speak about it the explosion, or about Philip Moss: it is too soon, and people have not yet worked out what they feel. She says she is not offended but will not be manipulated, and asks Rebecca to leave.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 4th February, 2021

The Carters and Peggy go on the record.

Characters: Susan, Rebecca, Tom, Natasha, Neil, Peggy
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Tim Stimpson & Sarah McDonald Hughes
Directors: Jessica Bunch & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Rebecca has come into the shop, and Susan comments on her having bought wine in ten seconds flat, asking if she's had a bad day. Apparently Justin has declined to see her. She mentions being a reporter, and Susan is fascinated. Rebecca tells her about the article she wants to write but is getting no co-operation for, and Susan sympathises but says it's all still very raw; Rebecca claims to want to write about how allegations affect small communities, and Susan talks about Neil, and how sad it is she doesn't have her own radio show any more so people could talk on it about the facts of the case. Rebecca claims to recognise her voice, and jumps on her being married to Neil, the chair of the Parish Council.

Tom is cooking for Natasha, who is being monosyllabic; he asks how long the silent treatment will go on, and tries to explain why he called Harrison but fails. Natasha says she is now helping Kirsty to do research on line. She goes on being cold to him, and carries on with her emailing while he continues to grovel. She does unbend enough to tell him she is contacting extended family members for Tony's birthday surprise, which is to be a video made up of short greetings from all his friends and relations. Peggy is already emailing hers over.

Susan has invited Rebecca round and is drinking the lion's share of the wine, and talking; Rebecca hopes to speak to Neil as well. Susan tells Rebecca that Neil gave Philip Moss the go-ahead for the church, shoots her mouth off comprehensively, and says that Neil, like everyone else, never suspected a thing. Then Neil gets home and she goes out to greet him.

Tom and Natasha are looking at the videos. Tom thanks her for thinking of something so special; then Peggy's short video arrives.

Neil is dubious about there being an article at all because he knows the rules about not publishing anything about an offence after someone has been charged, but Susan is determined to talk him into giving Rebecca his side of things.

In her video Peggy tells Tony he wasn't planned and was a shock, though he looked just like his father; also that there wasn't room for him at home, and that she didn't know what to do with him after two girls, and that he wasn't keen and interested like Jennifer and Lilian but instead sullen and stubborn, but it's all a long time ago now: happy birthday. Natasha and Tom are taken aback, and Tom sums it up as her lovely story about wishing Tony had never been born, which will ruin Tony's birthday. You'd think she could have told him that she loved him, on his birthday! He reveals that Peggy has never given Tony any affection, nor even his due, and Natasha is full of pity for Tony. They now don't know what to do; they can't put it in as it is, but if they leave it out Tony is sure to notice that there is nothing from his mother.

Rebecca leaves and Neil thinks it went well and she was very nice and sympathetic, and right about it being something that has affected the whole community. He hopes people will think twice after reading an article about it. It wasn't easy going over it all again, but he does feel better for having talked about it with Rebecca. Susan says there is no shame in thinking the best of everyone, and Neil says he told Rebecca they are all victims in this.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 8th February, 2021

A windfall for Alice and a setback for Neil.

Characters: Susan, Neil, Brian, Alice, Chris
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Daniel Thurman
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian is looking for an invoice that is in his hand. Alice offers him coffee. He doesn't know what he would do without her, but she breaks it to him that she wants to take longer than three months off for maternity leave: a year. She wants to do everything perfectly for the baby. He agrees, though he didn't imagine she'd be gone so long, and having her in the office has been fun; Adam's not fun. He praises her for having been stoic over the terrible morning-sickness, and clearly has no idea it was alcohol-induced. He gives her a cheque to spend on the baby.

Susan tells Neil over lunch that she has been telling everyone to look out for the article in the Echo. She thinks they are almost heroic for having talked: it's a shame they have to wait till Thursday for any reactions. Neil gets a message from Brian, who wants him at Berrow; it sounds urgent.

Alice rings Chris and tells him about the cheque: two and a half grand. She was thrilled at the prospect of buying lovely things for the baby, but then realised it would pay for more than half of the detox that Brian doesn’t even know about and felt suddenly awful. Chris goes on loading the van. Alice plans to visit Gran this evening, and Chris wants to work late and then do some stuff around the house but she persuades him to go with her. Then he hurts himself very audibly.

Brian greets Neil with 'Here he is, man of the moment Neil Carter' and reads him the headline from the Echo online: 'Local parish chairman insists he is the victim in modern slavery controversy'. Did he actually say that to a reporter? Neil is horrified, but tries to explain what he said about everyone being taken in by Philip and that the whole village were victims. Brian points out that the victims were the three young men. What makes it worse is that Neil is identified under a photo as 'pigman at Berrow Farm', and that the alleged slaves worked there. He has made Berrow having used slave labour really obvious. Neil tries to explain what he really said, and that he is so sorry, but Brian wants to know why he went to the press. He explains how it happened, Rebecca getting into conversation with Susan and being told what had been going on, then wanting to talk to Neil. Apparently Martyn Gibson is ready to strangle Neil, and has called an emergency board meeting. Brian does understand that Neil was trying to do his best, and he'll do his best to defend him at the meeting, but Neil hasn't made it easy for him.

Chris' accident was a bruised hand, jammed in the door of the van. Alice has rushed over with salted caramel ice-cream to cool the bruise, and he wants to eat it: he licks it from the tub. He has to be at The Stables in ten minutes, and he's sorry he scared her. She had a flash-back to the flail chest incident, and knows she couldn't have got through last year without Chris: he and the baby, together, keep her on track. He reassures her that she can do it, and they have a little mutual back-patting session. She decides to cancel going to see Peggy so they can spend the evening together at home.

When Neil gets in Susan is on the phone telling someone, presumably the Echo, that they could sue them for defamation. He tells her to hang up, and when she says she won't and goes on inveighing into the phone he takes it from her and kills the call. She can't believe it: talk about a hatchet job. Neil tells her he is in trouble with Martyn Gibson, and it isn't looking too good – especially after Justin. Susan points out that Justin was guilty and Neil isn't, but Neil reminds her that she is not on the board. Then he has to reassure he that it isn't her fault even though it clearly was, but says he isn't too fussed 'what everyone will think of us'; what he is concerned about is losing his job. He thinks it might come to that.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 9th February, 2021

Tony evangelises Justin, and Tracy supports Susan.

Characters: Justin, Tony, Tracy, Neil, Susan
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Daniel Thurman
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

A reluctant Justin has turned up to see Tony, who was expecting him. Lilian has apparently coerced him into coming and told him to fetch a list of the train-bits Tony wants for his birthday; Tony tells him it's in the workshop, and invites him to see the model railway.

Tracy is keeping Neil from leaving, and Susan is skiving off work. Neil says she should go in to work in spite of Sabrina Thwaite having had a go at her that morning, and Tracy and Neil try to reassure her that nobody in the village thinks ill of her and Neil. Neil tells Tracy about the board meeting and that it is essential for him not to be late for work, and leaves. Tracy tries to comfort Susan, and asks her what is going on.

Justin is taken to the model railway willy-nilly, and Tony shows it off before giving him the list. Then when Justin admires the model of Hollerton Junction station Tony says that he made it, and Justin can't believe it. Tony informs him about the increase in model railway sales during lockdown, and Justin suggests he should make models for other people, but Tony tells him that isn't the point: it's the satisfaction of doing it yourself that counts. Everyone should have a hobby, and Justin might benefit from doing something simply for pleasure.

Susan is upset because of people from outside Ambridge, on line. The comments under the article are horrible, and she is literally shaking. Even Tracy is disturbed by the threats being made, and Susan is frightened. Tracy suggests telling the police, but Susan just wants to keep her head down; and she won't tell Neil because there's no way she's adding to his stress.

Tony is still telling Justin all the benefits of a model railway, and how it makes everything controllable, which ought to suit Justin very well. Justin informs him that he's not ready to retire just yet, though he does feel slightly envious of Tony for his ability to settle for life in the slow lane, easily pleased. Tony is offended, briefly, but suggests Justin should put his spare energy into Lilian, or into something to make them both happy, since he is driving her mad hanging about the house being bored. Justin reminisces about when he and Lilian got together and bonded over business; he realises that what they need is a new, joint business venture.

Tracy waylays Neil, who tells her that he hasn't been suspended by the board and Susan sounded better when he rang her to tell her. Tracy warns him that Susan isn't coping very well, and hasn't told him the half of it. She tells him about the trolling and the online threats. Susan is taking it to heart, and doesn't even want her radio show back any more, just wants to hide away. Neil is horrified: he's not going to let Susan bear the weight of this alone.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 10th February, 2021

Peggy tries to to encourage Emma, while Neil and Shula encourage each other.

Characters: Emma, Peggy, Neil, Shula
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Daniel Thurman
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Emma is serving Peggy at the outside tearoom tables, where Kate will pick her up later. Peggy condoles about Neil and Susan, and Emma tells her that that the playground is almost unused: she says it feels dirty, in a way, and wonders whether she can somehow get it exorcised. Peggy suggests that it's silly to let Philip Moss spoil people's enjoyment of the village, and that some people are very good at concealing what they are doing. This leads her to ask how Chris is.

Neil has turned up to see Shula; he hasn't been able to get hold of Alan, who is helping the bishop organise a conference. Neil intends to resign as churchwarden and wants her to tell Alan his decision. It's because of the article and people casting aspersions on him and Susan. Shula tries her best to talk him out of it, though he says he doesn't want to bring St Stephen's into disrepute; she invites him inside for a proper chat.

Peggy tells Emma that Chris and Alice didn't come to see her yesterday evening because of Chris's accident, and Emma, alarmed, says no-one told her he'd been hurt and wants to know what happened. They haven't really spoken for a long time, and she hasn't seen Chris or Alice. The two women talk round each other about Chris and Alice and problems, managing not quite to mention alcohol.

Neil has horrified Shula by showing her the online vitriol, and says he's worried for Susan, who reckons the whole of Borsetshire has it in for her. He thinks it's all his fault, and Susan is the one suffering most. Shula points out that he is suffering too. He was trying to help, and it's all blown up in his face; he meant well. Shula says she knows how that feels from personal experience, and tells him she went to visit Philip Moss.

Peggy gets a text to say that Kate has arrived. She asks Emma to pass on her regards to Chris and Alice when she sees them, and tell them that she thinks about them both: Peggy is still talking in code, but manages to make it about the baby, and says she intends to be there for both of them because she remembers how hard it was when Tony was a baby. Emma says Chris can rely on his own family too, and Peggy says that of course his big sister would be the first person he would turn to if anything were wrong.

Shula tells Neil that Philip asked her to go to see him, and how Elizabeth attacked her for it. She uses her experience to persuade Neil that he should think positively and move on from what has happened, tells him that he is a good person and St Stephen's needs people like him, and begs him to stay as churchwarden. She then confesses to him about her being unsure about ordination because of her failures of judgement over Philip; Neil is astounded and asks 'what happened to moving on and acting positively', pointing out that her going to see Philip Moss was the right thing to do. She acted in good faith; they both did. He tells her she too is a good person. They've known each other for forty years, and she's always been a special person. But he'll do her a deal: she sticks to the ordination and he goes on being a churchwarden. They'll pick themselves up, or perhaps pick each other up.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 11th February, 2021

Emma is conciliatory and Kirsty is inflexible.

Characters: Chris, Emma, Shula, Kirsty, Alice
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Daniel Thurman
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chris is working at his forge when Emma turns up, to his surprise, and asks about his hand. She has come because she wants to sort things out, but also she just came to say Hi, and when he goes on hammering asks whether he can stop for a minute. She wants to be friends, and Peggy telling her that he needed his family because of the baby it made her think. She doesn't want to leave it all to the Aldridges, and she and Chris always used to be pretty close, and they should look out for Mum and Dad because of the trouble they are having. She's had an idea. It's about the playground; they should turn it around somehow. He asks how, and she suggests a fund-raiser at the playground, making it into an assault course, and giving the proceeds to a charity that fights slaving, which Chris approves. She says that she thinks he'll be a lovely dad, and she wants to speak to Alice; he doesn't think that's a good idea. But she does just want to be friends, and wonders whether perhaps if he said she'd offered Alice complimentary tea and cake that afternoon in the tearoom ... ?

Kirsty catches Shula and tells her that the police have told her she is no longer a person of interest; Shula is very pleased. Kirsty wanted to ask her something about Philip, and Shula immediately launches into a self-exculpatory explanation about having been to see him, but Kirsty stops her. She claims she just wanted a chat.

Alice arrives at the tearoom, and Emma thanks her for coming. Emma wants to make it all right between them, and apologises for what she said to her and Chris; Alice says she's sorry too. She doesn't want to think about it, and Emma thinks the answer is to put it all behind them. Alice manages, after a couple of false starts beginning 'I'm not' which would clearly have been about drink, to say that she is prioritising the baby in every way she can, and Emma congratulates her.

Kirsty asks how Philip is, and Shula tells her that he was worried on the phone, then defiant when she got there: he really seems to think he's innocent, and there's nothing she can do to help him. But Kirsty wants to know whether she would be prepared to go back if she thought she could help. She thinks the only person who knows where Blake, Jordan and Kenzie are is Philip, and if he told Shula who he sold them to Kirsty could go and find them. People trust Shula, and if she goes to see him often enough and is subtle, he might eventually tell her where they are. Shula is aghast that she wants her to use her position as a trainee cleric to spy on him.

Alice and Emma are having a pregnancy chat, being complimentary about each other's size and appearance when carrying a baby. Alice asks about labour and whether it's horrific; Emma tells her it's agonising, then wonders if she really ought to have told the truth. She gives advice about going with the flow and not making too many plans about pain relief. Emma did love giving birth, it's amazing, and she feels sad she'll never do it again. It's extraordinary, in fact; she rhapsodises about it. Alice thanks her.

Shula wants to know whether Kirsty knows what she is asking of her: deliberately gaining someone's confidence and then betraying them. In outrage, she tells Kirsty exactly why she should give up this idea she has got into her head: she might be putting the boys she is trying to help into even more danger. If the traffickers get any idea what she is doing, then the boys would just disappear again. She needs to concentrate on sorting her own life out: at the moment she can't see right from wrong. Kirsty thanks her politely and tells her she's helped to clarify things, which relieves Shula until Kirsty tells her what she has decided: she knows now that she has to find out the truth for herself.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 15th February, 2021

Tony puts his foot down while Kirsty stands firm.

Characters: Kirsty, Tom, Alan, Lynda, Tony
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty turns up at the Bridge Farm shop and surprises Tom; she wants to buy some veg for dinner. He asks if she's okay, and she tells him she's no longer prowling the streets of Borchester by night. She tells him that Natasha told her about it being foolish, and he apologises for having told Harrison what she was doing. She's still glad she did it, and has realised how many homeless people there are out there: it's heartbreaking. She has put a card through the door for Tony, and asks Tom to give him her best wishes.

Alan is late for an appointment with Lynda, who wants to talk to him about Philip Moss and collective guilt. He tells her it takes time for these things to pass, and she tells him they need a communal purging; she is suggesting the washing of feet, and it needs to involve all the people of Ambridge, who can come together for him to wash their feet all several hundred of them. She hopes for other members of the clergy to be recruited to help him, perhaps even the Bishop. Alan points out that it breaks all the rules of social distancing, and then has to leave to get to another appointment.

Tom is telling Tony that Natasha is sorry that they can't lay on a proper party for him, which he doesn't want and is glad about not getting: a family tea suits him just fine. Tom then tells him about the recorded video messages, and that they are lovely except for Gran's. It isn't the tech, as Tony initially assumes, but the content. He wants to play the video to Tony so that he won't be surprised by it tomorrow.

Alan tells Lynda that someone in Darrington is also planning to put on a show later in the year, which doesn't please her even slightly. She has however abandoned the idea of foot-washing, and has cast around for something else to help everyone move on. She now wants to do a mystery play, as they did eighteen years ago, but with a new production, for a cleansing of guilt, the first steps on the road to deliverance. She has a new version of the plays by someone called Colin Whitstable, and isn't expecting Alan to help. She only wants to tell him that it's about redemption, and it needs the church's blessing.

The video is playing, and and Tony tells Tom to turn it off before the end. He says angrily that it's typical of Peggy that she would spoil the whole business. Her video is all about her, nothing about him and his life. Tom asks him to think up some sort of suitably unconcerned response to it, since they have to show it tomorrow or she will be hurt; Tony says that since she's not welcome in Bridge Farmhouse any more, she won't know when they don't.

Lynda is trying to recruit Kirsty to her production, but she refuses on the grounds that she would not able to stand up in front of an audience. That's not what Lynda wants: she is hoping to use Kirsty as a a substitute producer, to organise from behind the scenes. She is essential to Lynda's plan; she tells Lynda that she is not going to do it, and sleeping on it will not change her mind.

Tom now wishes he hadn't shown Tony the video, but Tony is glad that he did. He has had a belly-full of his mother's nastiness, seventy years of it, and she is going to be uninvited to the birthday tea. If that's the best she can say of him, he's had enough. He's not going to take it any more.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 16th February, 2021

Emma passes the buck, as does Tom.

Characters: Emma, Rex, Tom, Tony, Lilian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Rex is surprised to see Emma, who has been told by Toby that Rex can build obstacle courses. She is a bit stuck for the adult course for the day after tomorrow. He really has to move the sows to new ground, but she pleads hard.

Tom wishes Tony a happy birthday on the phone. He's been given a full English breakfast, and hand-drawn cards from Henry and Jack; Justin and Lilian have given him a GWR Castle Class engine for his model railway. He still doesn't want Peggy there at the family tea: he has had enough. The video was the final straw, after seventy years of slights and put-downs.

Rex is instructing Emma about building an obstacle course; possibly a long, strong ladder could be borrowed from Home Farm. There are pallets belonging to Eddie for making a wall, and there could be a hurdles course, and Brookfield has old tyres. But Rex doesn't want to ask for any favours from Brookfield, which surprises Emma because she didn't know about the Hollowtree lease being terminated. She is enthusiastic about his application for the council farm.

Lilian has come to wish Tony happy birthday, or rather, has come to talk to him about something else completely: Tom has been in touch and told her Mum is persona non grata. She has seen the video and thinks Tony might be over-reacting. She makes a good case for her mother simply being like that, always has been, but clearly Tony is horribly hurt about having been told he was unwanted. Lilian tells him that no, she and Jennifer barely got a look-in after he was born, then adds that he was such hard work as a baby, which really doesn't help her cause. Her arguments about him being a difficult birth don't convince Tony either, though she tells him that the doctor told Peggy that if he'd died it would have been her fault because of her negative attitude to having another child having caused the difficulty.

Rex is sharing his rugby-playing dream and its collapse to Emma; coming to Ambridge was Toby's idea and worked out once the pigs were concerned, but now he might lose them and if he doesn't get the farm he doesn't know what he'd do. Emma shares her dream about a house at Beechwood, and the loss of the deposit and all their savings, of her dream and nearly of her marriage, but that she has realised she was dreaming the wrong dream: she's happy now, in a caravan in her in-laws' farmyard. The moral, which Rex asks for, is that even if he doesn't get that council farm, something else will come along. He tells her that he can get the obstacle course built, leave it to him.

Lilian points out that Tony looked just like Jack, and Peggy was frightened he might turn out the same. Tony goes on defending himself, saying that he didn't, he's neither a drunk nor a gambler and has been a good and faithful husband; all of which Peggy might have noticed during the years she has been belittling him. Lilian moves on to how Jennifer was the favourite child, the golden girl, which she and Tony have always found exasperating. Eventually she plays the inevitable 'she might die tomorrow' card, and the episode ends without a reply from Tony.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 17th February, 2021

Kirsty, Mia and Lynda bore on about their pet concerns.

Characters: Kirsty, Helen, Mia, Clarrie, Lynda, Eddie
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty has asked Helen to come out to meet her, leaving Susan guarding the cheese, and claims she wasn't upset that Helen poured cold water on her idea about haunting the homeless. They talk of Tony’s birthday and the video messages; he and Gran were joking about together, apparently. Ignoring a text from Pat asking the whereabouts of Jack’s wellies, which she reckons he can do without for a few minutes more, Helen urges Kirsty to tell her what she is planning to do. Kirsty fears Helen won’t like what she has to say.

Mia is fed up with Poppy’s wedding obsession, currently being expressed through the medium of dolls which Mia has to photograph for her; Mia doesn’t actually approve of weddings at all, because they seem to her pointless when people just get divorces. But Carrie and Eddie are different, of course, she adds hastily. They speak about the renewal of vows, and Clarrie says she and Eddie are still in love after all these years. Mia wants confetti banned; Clarrie suggests dried flowers instead. Clarrie wants her to be a bridesmaid, in dungarees if she that’s what she wants, and eventually Mia agrees.

Kirsty is going to see Gavin in prison tomorrow, and Helen thinks it’s a bad idea: she is putting herself in emotional danger. But Kirsty needs answers, and Gavin might have them. Helen is very opposed, claims to be worried about her, and tells her to be careful.

Clarrie tells Eddie that Mia has become a vegan, as opposed to merely a vegetarian as William had thought. Clarrie now has to work out how to make the evening’s pasta bake without cheese, milk, butter or eggs.

Lynda is having another go at bullying Kirsty into being her producer for the Mystery Play. Kirsty refuses and tells Lynda not to keep asking: the answer will remain the same. Lynda takes no notice and says that she will go on applying gentle persistence. They see Rex and Phoebe building the obstacle course, with the help of half the village, and Lynda describes this as an example of the efficacy of gentle persistence: emailing everyone has had splendid results for the organisers.

Mia invades Eddie’s lambing-shed; she wants to apologise about having been rude about his ham sandwiches at lunch, but then immediately launches into yet another bout of mouthing off with half-digested information. Eddie is surprisingly patient with her adolescent certainties and general condemnation of everything about his way of life. He says he doesn’t think she’s a silly teenager, so she goes on preaching the gospel of ecology at him. She has been reading articles, but Eddie knows a bit more about farming than she does. She backs off a bit and suggests tofu; Eddie suggests local free-range lamb. She is adamant about his generation just not being able to see it, when at least she’s trying; Eddie says she definitely is that.

Kirsty has ended up helping to build the obstacle course, while Lynda is still banging on about needing Kirsty for her Mystery Play producer. Kirsty holds firm.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 18th February, 2021

Lee is in trouble, and Gavin is in prison.

Characters: Helen, Lee, Kirsty, Gavin, Emma
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lee has met up with Helen, who has been talking with someone about selling Borsetshire Blue in bulk; he offers to take Henry to the playground challenge so she can finish the admin in peace.

It's been a long wait to get in for visiting time, and when she does see him Kirsty finds Gavin's appearance shocking; he asks if she is all right, but she's not there to talk about her, or about him not wanting her to be hurt. She is there because she needs to know about the lads.

Lee is signing up for the obstacle challenge, and Emma encourages him to join with Henry for the parent and child event, assuring him that the actual relationship is a technicality. When he looks round to get the child's ok for that, Henry has gone missing. Emma points out he is ten and Lee shouldn't panic, but Lee is frightened because it's not his own child.

Kirsty is pressing Gavin to tell her everything, but he claims to have told the police everything already. She wants him to tell her what he told the police. He says they went to a warehouse to meet Victoria, whose last name he doesn't know, for the sale. He mentions Victoria's reputation for ruthlessness, and that he knows he was pathetic to let them be sold like cattle.

Lee cannot find Henry, and is flapping pathetically. He's been gone about ten minutes and Lee wants to call the police, but Emma thinks it's too soon. He's about to ring Helen to ask what she wants done when Emma spots Henry on the other side of the Green with George and his mates.

Gavin's account continues. On the day the slaves were sold to Victoria Gavin came close to telling Kirsty what was happening, but he bottled it and ran away instead. He slept on a mate's sofa, then where he could, sleeping rough. You get to see the best and worst of people out there, he tells her, and it wasn't fun for him; he gives graphic examples of why not. Kirsty had no idea; he says it changed him, and he started to understand why Blake stayed with them in preference to life on the street.

Lee reports to Helen about Henry vanishing, but Emma has already texted her. After all the fuss, he bought Henry an ice-cream because he isn't the real parent and couldn't punish him. He feels that they need to have a proper talk and decide ground rules about how they deal with each other's children.

Gavin is still pouring out his heart. He has pleaded guilty, but he won't be sentenced until after Philip's trial, so he just has to stay where he is and learn to live with himself. He now finds his behaviour disgusting, but Kirsty appreciates his being honest. He reckons he was under his father's influence until he lived with the lads in lockdown and saw them as people. Kirsty is surprised when he talks about them as if they were friends, and he says that is how he came to think of them, and that was when he knew what he and his father were doing was wrong. But he still carried on, and lied to Kirsty, because he was scared to make waves in case it made things worse for them. Then chucking-out time comes, and Kirsty quickly asks what happens next, and whether he'll be all right. He says he doesn't deserve her sympathy and he's glad he had a chance to see her and tell her he's sorry. She wants to visit him again. He assures her that when he he gets out he'll be a better man: his own man. She tells him that she believes him, which he says means the world to him

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 22nd February, 2021

Ruth wants to make yet another change; Jazzer likes things as they are.

Characters: Johnny, Jazzer, Ruth, David, Kirsty
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Johnny is still working on his car's motor, and chatting with Jazzer about it. He's proud of himself for the work on the car, and for winning the assault course. Jazzer wants him to order more homebrew, cash in advance, so he can go on an activity weekend with Jade: he claims, unconvincingly, to be an adrenaline junkie.

David is assisting at a difficult lambing, while Ruth is talking at him about the solicitor's new arrangements for Oakey Bank. Ruth offers to help by holding the sheep, but David says he is fine: unlike the re-wilding, what he's doing doing is proper farming. Ruth and Pip went to look at a farm without him and he's hurt. She goes on about the latest ideas for the cattle, which she now approves; he is not happy about the sheep being thought unimportant, and not at all pleased that she and Pip seem to be side-lining him.

Johnny says Jazzer and Jade are doing well, and Jazzer enthuses about her but still says he wants, indeed needs, a night in his own bed. They drink to each other, and are clearly no longer sober. Johnny warns Jazzer is jumping in feet first, and ought to be careful this time. Jazzer says Tracy is ancient history.

Ruth has proposed getting rid of the sheep altogether; David objects on the grounds that they are a mixed farm and he does not think it wise to be reliant on a single market, also that Pip and Ruth seem to have him pegged for the scrap heap. As things become heated, Kirsty appears and interrupts the row. David is not welcoming, saying that they are busy, and she says she will come back in the morning, but Ruth wants to know what she wanted. Kirsty tells them she has agreed to produce Lynda's mysteries, which are to be over two solid days starting early each morning and moving from location to location; Kirsty is hunting for suitable locations to move between.

Jazzer is eulogising new horizons and denying he's ever in touch with Tracy, whom he doesn't miss. He reckons that with the kids, she is too much hassle. Johnny thought there really was something between him and Tracy, but Jazzer denies any interest: Tracy is not the one, Jade is – she and Jazzer are kindred spirits. Johnny for some reason is determined that Jazzer ought to be with Tracy and argues her cause.

Kirsty has been refused the loan of the barn; David and Ruth don't want to work with Lynda ever again. Ruth is adamant, David wavers but is polite, and Kirsty leaves saying that Lynda will be disappointed. Ruth immediately accuses David of trying to agree only to spite her, and their argument continues. Ruth wants to start again and discuss things calmly, and David is not interested in talking about it at all when they are pulling in opposite directions. She claims that she wants what is best for the farm, and David points out she only ever wants what she thinks is best. It's not the farm pulling in opposite directions: it's the family. It's us, he says unhappily.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 23rd February, 2021

Everybody has plans, some better than others.

Characters: Ben, Ruairi, Helen, Lee, Kirsty
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

The training of Bess has been a great success: she is obedient and silent. Ben and Ruairi discuss Ruth's plan to get rid of the sheep. Ben is not in favour of Pip's cow obsession, and he doesn't want to be a hobby shepherd, but nobody ever asks for his opinion, so it's the two cowgirls against his dad; Ruairi says Ben ought to make them listen to him as well. Meanwhile Ben has a plan and needs Ruairi's help with it.

Helen has rung Lee to make a date for the evening; she will go over at six, and they will order in a Chinese. Henry is in favour of Lee as a soft touch, and Lee once again starts to apologise about Henry escaping at the Green, which Helen feels didn't matter as much as he worries it did. Then Kirsty arrives to talk to Helen and Lee rings off.

Ben wants to refurbish the Valentine's Day Party caravan for a date he has planned with Evie. Ruairi, whom Ben has taken to calling 'Roars', is not impressed by the caravan's condition or smell, but Ben has it all planned, and intends to patch it up. He offers to let Ruairi have shares in the caravan, and uses that as a draw to get him to help turn it into a love shack.

Lynda apparently never gives up at the first refusal, so as far as Kirsty is concerned Brookfield's barn is still in the running. Despite Helen's agreement to lend a tractor and trailer to assist the less mobile audience members Kirsty still refuses to tell Helen who are to play the main parts in the Mystery Plays. She says she is getting on top of it all, and it's helping her not to think about her own troubles. She feels sorry for Gavin; Philip has ruined so many lives, but even so she's thinking of going to see him to try to get the lads' whereabouts out of him: he won't speak to anyone else, but maybe if he saw her he'd crack. She's still wearing her wedding ring, as Helen notices. Kirsty forgets about what has happened sometimes, until it hits her again. She accepts Philip is a liar, but she is sure he was telling the truth when he said he loved her, and the ring reminds her that she still has to break free of him.

Ben's plans for the caravan include welding, while Ruairi says he is looking forward to his first farm meeting, at which he has some things he is going to say: apparently Ben has given him an idea.

Helen has turned up at two minutes after six for her date, and apologises both for being so early and for the conversation that afternoon; she tells Lee she is really relaxed about him looking after the boys. She tells him about Kirsty's plan to visit Philip in prison, and about the strain Kirsty is under; then she tells him that since she got together with him she doesn't feel that sort of strain any more. Then she asks him whether he'd like to move in with her and the boys; he's delighted and accepts immediately.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 24th February, 2021

Various people in Ambridge are set on having their own way.

Characters: Alice, Chris, Ruth, David, Harrison
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice and Chris are babysitting Xander for Adam and Ian, and babysitting has led Chris to think about the practicalities of having a baby, then a toddler, in the house: keeping him or her safe will be so important. Harrison sends him a text message asking if he'd like to go for a coffee; he's happy at home with Alice, but she tells him he should go.

Ruth is trying to be friendly to David; they are both being pestered by Lynda and Kirsty. Lynda has invited David to join the cast, but not said what part he would play. He decides to say yes, to placate her about the barn: a compromise. Ruth wishes he would compromise with her, or at least talk about things.

Harrison and Chris have met at the garden tables outside Fallon's tearoom. Harrison has been invited by Lynda to to take a part in the mystery play, and told privily by Kirsty that it will be Jesus, but he isn't sure he ought to. He asks after Alice; Chris tries to deflect him, but Harrison wants to talk about Alice and her problems, which he assumes still exist. He promises he's said nothing to Fallon; Chris is proud of how Alice has come through this, and that she has stopped drinking. He is sure she has beaten her addiction.

Ruth is determined to get rid of the sheep, and David is not ready for them to go. It is clear that she is not going to stop talking at him reasonably until he does as he is told. It's time to adapt, says Ruth, and we get a mention of Brexit and lamb prices and subsidies ending after seven years, all of which Ruth seems to think mean they should cease to be a mixed farm.

Harrison too won't give up. He says it's not always so easy to kick an addiction, as he knows from his work; Chris, unconvinced, says he knows Alice better than Harrison. They should be prepared for setbacks, says Harrison, and the exasperated Chris eventually tells him that not having children means he's not entitled to an opinion: he has no idea what someone will do for their child.

Ruth says that these are tough decisions, and asserts that if they don't move with the times the farm will go under. David eventually says it's not just about the farm: it's them. Once upon a time they shared the same vision. He feels as if it's not his farm any more: the bits he is in charge of are all being scaled down or done away with. Will he be next? Ruth tells him he is the heart of the farm and they're not trying to push him out, and humours him by uttering a platitude or two about change being difficult to come to terms with. Then Lynda sends her a message saying she wants Ruth to take a hefty speaking part, and she says in horror that she'd rather give her the barn than that. After all Kirsty and Lynda have been through they can't refuse to give them anything at all. Somehow this is turned into Ruth deciding David has agreed to do what she wants.

Alice asks whether Chris had a good time, and says she saw his face when Harrison texted; she knows Chris has told Harrison what has been going on. He confesses that he told Harrison everything while she was away, and apologises; she understands, says that was unreasonable to expect him to deal with everything on his own with nobody to talk to about it, and appreciates everything he has done for her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 25th February, 2021

Jade plays games and Philip is in denial.

Characters: Johnny, Jim, Jazzer, Kirsty, Philip, Jade
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jim and Johnny are in the shop, talking of covid jabs: Jim's second is due, and Pat's is tomorrow. Jim offers a vacuum hand-pump rather than a turkey-baster for use on the brake system of Johnny's BMW. Jazzer is waiting impatiently to come into the shop to buy some penne, saying that Jade has no mask: he proposes to escort Jim home.

Kirsty is visiting Philip, but forbids him to call her by any pet-name he has used to her, and says she won't use his name at all. She asserts that he's not the man she married; he swears he is. She says 'not for long', and when he starts to reminisce about times that they spent together tells him that she is not interested in looking back either. She just wants him to tell her about Victoria, and when he is shocked that she knows that name, lets on that she's seen Gavin.

Jim doesn't much like Jade calling him 'Jimmy'. She is showing off blowing pasta out of her nostril into his favourite (Cicero) mug; Jim seems less than impressed, both with that and with her. Deprived of 'Jimmy', she calls him 'Jimbo'. She and Jazzer are off out for the night again, and Jim suggests a night in instead but Jade doesn't want to knit jigsaws, which is how she describes an evening at home. They leave as Johnny arrives.

Philip has gone back yet again to trying to assert that Gavin has had a breakdown, and goes on denying that he kept slaves. Kirsty says Gavin has done the right thing but if Philip gets away with it Gavin will go down: she tells him he doesn't know what he has done to Gavin. Come to that, he's done no good to Kirsty: it is his fault that half of Ambridge is thinking she was involved in keeping slaves. She goes on to tell him she has been looking for the boys, and he says she doesn't want to get involved with that sort of world. He goes on denying his guilt, but claims he'd do anything for her; she says in that case, save her heartbreak by getting the boys back.

Johnny is there to collect the pump, and seeing that the penne are out, realises Jade's been doing her pasta trick. He and Jim rather agree that Jade is too young for Jazzer, who is not the young blade he thinks he is. Jim claims to be reserving judgement about her until he knows her better. Meanwhile the mug is going in the dishwasher.

Philip is trying to arouse Kirsty's sympathy by saying how horrible being imprisoned is for him; she tells him to stop thinking about himself. He wants her to do something for him; she tells him that she doesn't love him but she really wants to believe he isn't all bad. He begs for another chance; she says no. He asks her to visit him again; she says no. He offers to admit to keeping two sets of books, but denies selling anyone: under pressure, he claims he was paid a finder's fee but continues to refuse to admit to having sold the boys. She begs him to plead guilty, but he says he can't, because he's done nothing wrong. She takes off her ring and tells him it's going in the bin as soon as she sees one: their marriage was already over when she got there.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 1st March, 2021

Susan is passed over, Mia plans to cook, and Kirsty is dumbfounded.

Characters: Clarrie, Eddie, Susan, Kirsty, Harrison, Mia
Credited scriptwriter:
Keri Davies
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Clarrie and Eddie are talking with Susan, who is unamused about Rosie Archer (born 23rd July, 2018) being auditioned for the part of God in the Mystery Plays. It's all about gender-blind casting, apparently, which doesn't make Susan happy; nor does Eddie (a shepherd) and Clarrie (a king) having been cast and her not. She tactlessly suggests that if Clarrie could get a part they can't be being choosy. Eddie says the two women should get on with making yoghurt, and, in the spirit of one dumping oil in the Am in an attempt to pour it onto troubled waters, suggests that they may want Susan as Mary.

Kirsty is still trying to persuade Harrison to play Jesus, and mentions that Darrington are doing the Mysteries at Easter and thus before Ambridge, which has put Lynda's nose out of joint.

Clarrie and Susan are hardly speaking at the dairy, and squabbling over the Mysteries' casting when they do speak. Mia rings Clarrie to tell her that they want Mia to play Mary, but the buses are going to be tricky for rehearsals, so she wants to stay at Grange Farm while those are going on. Rex is playing Joseph, which Mia thinks is yuck but Clarrie points out is traditional as regards age difference. Susan clatters in the background, and is clearly somewhat fed up, which Clarrie apparently doesn't understand.

Kirsty is surprised that Harrison isn't keen, but he explains that he wants to cut back on extracurricular things and concentrate on police work; he's ashamed of himself for not having spotted Moss as a wrong 'un, though Kirsty says he was investigating an explosion, not people-trafficking, and ought not to blame himself. They both feel guilty, and she is determined that Philip shouldn't ruin things for her, or for anyone.

Clarrie asks how Susan feels about Mia playing Mary, and Susan is very consciously not at all upset, no, really not. Susan reckons she is box-office poison as far as Kirsty is concerned because of the interview in the Echo, and Clarrie pooh-poohs the idea, then suggests that perhaps she is wanted as Jesus instead.

Mia is being impossible to food-shop for – honey-nut cereal exploits bees, she explains – and keeping Eddie well under her thumb. She offers to cook for everyone while she is staying, as a thank-you; Eddie absolutely doesn't want her to, but she bulldozes on, boasting about her culinary skill, and a meat-and-dairy-free lasagne. Eddie mentions despair.

Kirsty is gardening, showing her gratitude to Roy by being brutal with his roses. Harrison has come to tell her he'll take the part, and to give her another bit of news: official business. Philip is going to plead guilty. Kirsty is left momentarily speechless, and can't believe it after how he was last week; she just hopes he isn't up to something, or trying to get back in with her. Maybe it means he's got a conscience after all, and maybe he'll help the police find Blake and the others. When Harrison asks, Kirsty isn't sure how she feels: pleased, still taking it in, and thinking that maybe now she can start moving on.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 2nd March, 2021

Rex wins a bout, and Jade storms out.

Characters: Jim, Alistair, Jazzer, Phoebe, Rex, Brian, Jade
Credited scriptwriter:
Naylah Ahmed
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jim and Alistair are preparing food, and Jazzer is trying to avoid taking a shower. Jade has been invited to supper, because Jim feels that it would be a good idea to get to know her, and for her to get to know them.

Phoebe is fed up with Rex looking at his phone, and wants him to have done something about finding longhorn cattle for the rewilding project, which he hasn't because he has another full-time job. They are meeting Brian at the Borchester Land offices. Rex is worrying about his council farm application: he has until the end of the week to finish polishing it. Phoebe is laying down the law and telling him just to send it off and concentrate on the rewilding business instead of his own concerns.

Jim hopes dinner isn't too early; Jade says it's fine, since she and Jazzer are going to a Nineties Night later. She then starts to be rude to Jim, calls Alistair 'Delia' because he is out in the kitchen fetching the main course, and is unpleasant about her salad. Jim goes out with the salad to help Alistair in the kitchen, and she asks in faux-anxiety whether she's offended him; Jazzer says there is a possibility she has.

Rex hasn't yet come in to the meeting with Brian, and Phoebe makes his excuses. Brian has told Peggy that they have been left by Pip, and Peggy is concerned, so he is going to help sort things out. He wants to talk about the project. Phoebe tells him they might get the camping set up by summer.

Jade praises the cooking but is rude about the lack of beer, which Jazzer has gone out to fetch, and Jim finally loses patience with her persistently calling him Jimmy, and stops being conciliatory. She immediately picks a fight, calls Jim and Alistair 'relics', accuses him of being judgy and is grossly rude to him, and then calls him Gramps before leaving in a huff.

Brian is talking about the cattle he knows they plan to buy, and offering his help. Rex eventually comes back in and suggests making the most of Brian's experience, asking for him and Phoebe to check some longhorn cattle breeders out during the next week or two. Since going around checking out cattle was the task Phoebe had assigned to him, she isn't entirely delighted by this neat turning of the tables on her.

Jazzer comes back in after going after Jade, who has left, and wants to know what happened: everything was fine when he went for the beer. Jim tells him that Jade spent her time being rude to them, and bad-mouthing Jazzer when he wasn't there. It's clear that neither Jim nor Alistair thinks much of her, and Jazzer too storms off, leaving them sighing.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 3rd March, 2021

Strife continues, and spreads to new places.

Characters: Alistair, Jim, Adam, Ian, Brian, Ruairi
Credited scriptwriter:
Keri Davies
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Breakfast at Greenacres is tense, with Jim removing himself and leaving his coffee inside. Jazzer is being silent; Jim and Alistair will just have to put up with it until he stops being enamoured of Jade.

Ian has used neck of lamb to make an Irish stew for Adam's lunch. Ian is worrying that the electrician wants paying, and his bill was huge. Adam has to go back to work and he's working harder than ever, because Alice's pregnancy is tough and she is taking time off.

Ruairi has a study period, and is walking the farm with Brian. Brian is keen to get him up to speed because he wants to know that the place will be in good hands when he dies; Debbie's focus has been elsewhere for so long, and he doesn't say what he thinks of Adam but it is clearly not flattering. Ruairi is looking forward to his first partners' meeting. Brian suggests he sits quietly and listens: it's all a bit predictable, with Adam providing death by spreadsheet, Kate turning up late, Debbie having dodgy internet connection, and Alice being sound, which Ruairi takes to mean that she agrees with Brian. They then turn to the lambing: apparently Eli does most of it.

Adam has to leave before two when Xander will be returned by Jennifer, but before he goes off Ian wants to know what they will do about their child when Alice is on maternity leave. Adam wants to know what's wrong with Ian: he admits that he is worried about Grey Gables. Adam is sure things will pick up.

Alistair has been treating a Montbéliarde who had eaten a balloon. He goes to buy something for his lunch and finds Jim in the shop for the afternoon, hoping that will take his mind off his being a snob. Jim castigates himself for being a stuffed shirt, and even tries to take the blame for Shula deciding to divorce Alistair, but Alistair will have none of it. Jim sees his son's analysis of his character as reassuring, and immediately criticises his grammar and his choice of lunch.

Adam rings Ian and asks how Xander is. He's been thinking over what Ian said about more labour on the farm, and thinking that perhaps Xander could go to the nursery Rosie is at; also he has found a savings account he had forgotten about with a few thousand quid in it to pay the electrician with.

Ruairi is being told about Sammy Whipple when Adam turns up. Brian tells Ruairi to explain his idea. Ruairi starts to talk about sheep; he wants to get rid of them. Before he can finish speaking, Adam breaks in to explain everything to him and not let him say his piece. Ruairi sticks to his guns and explains he has a wider picture in mind, including Brookfield. He wants Home Farm to rent land to Brookfield for their sheep, which will fertilise that land for Home Farm and thus reap the benefits of oviculture without the concomitant overheads. Brian thinks it is genius, Adam wants to look into the implications. As soon as Ruairi is out of earshot Adam is furious with Brian about the hare-brained scheme Ruairi has suggested, which he thinks is a non-starter. He apparently feels that he is in charge and Ruairi should bring all ideas to him, not to Brian. Brian offers his help with the electricians' bill, and Adam, in a very offensive voice, says that they don't need any help from Brian.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 4th March, 2021

Peggy raises a false alarm and Clarrie lets the cat out of the bag.

Characters: Kate, Adam, Alice, Eddie, Clarrie, Chris, Peggy
Credited scriptwriter:
Naylah Ahmed
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kate and Adam have gone to see Alice, taking treats and presents from Mum and Phoebe who can't make it, to throw a baby shower at her. Kate is in a onesie, masquerading as a cat; she is proposing a night of indulgence with champagne, but also has a sparkling elderflower infusion for Alice.

Eddie creeps up on Clarrie, who is looking at her part for the play. He has been auditioning with Darrington at Lynda's behest, to act as a mole in their camp, and is now a shepherd at Darrington as well as in Ambridge. He is sure he won't be suspected; Clarrie is not. Meanwhile she is trying to find her inner king, because Susan thinks she can't do it. She has to think about it, and she needs help from someone who knows what they're doing and sounds kingish, not like Eddie. He asserts that he is not offended by this lack of faith in him.

Alice is on the phone desperately begging Chris to come home, because she's trapped with the revellers in her house and a lot of alcohol. They refuse to leave or to leave her alone, and she is scared in case anything goes wrong. Chris tells her to go back into the main room, sip the sweet elderflower fizz, and he'll fix it.

Kate is refusing to let Alice rest or leave them. She is being objectionable in her advice to Alice about giving up the party life, suggesting she will find it very hard. Adam on the other hand is more encouraging about parenthood. Kate wants Alice to have some champagne, and so does Adam, but when she is firm in her refusal they happily finish the bottle. Then Kate gets an emergency text: Peggy has had a fall, and Kate and Adam must go over to her at once.

Sabrina has asked Clarrie to ask Susan to do something for her, and Clarrie kept her talking because she sounds queenly. This meant that Clarrie had to explain why she wanted to listen to someone regal, and has given away the show; Eddie is a little shocked. He wants food soon, and reckons they should all fill up with meat before Mia gets there with her veganitis.

Peggy is on the phone with Chris: she has rescued them, and Chris was on the phone to Alice while she poured away the remaining champagne. Peggy pries about how Alice is doing, and suggests it is time to tell the family since there is a limit to the number of times she can 'fall over', but Chris is still intent on secrecy. He asks for her word she will keep Alice's secret, and she gives it, saying that the baby comes first, to which Chris agrees. So long as we understand one another, Peggy says ominously.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 8th March, 2021

Difficult decisions have to be made.

Characters: Neil, Shula, Brian, David, Kirsty, Alan, Emma
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Julie Beckett & Tim Stimpson
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Neil is telling Shula that the parish council wants to get rid of him, after ten years. He's tarnished by association with Moss, apparently. He is done with them: he plans to leave, but he hasn't yet told Susan. She probably won't like it, because she feels really guilty about talking to the Echo. He also has to let Emma know. He feels that the job is a nightmare anyway: planning applications, blocked footpaths, buses being cut, boundary disputes. Shula asks him to think about staying: he is the person who supports her there. He asks about her ordination, and Shula says she can prevaricate for England; Neil encourages her to ring Alan.

Peggy is reported by Brian to have suffered no ill-effects from her fall; he rang because he wants to see David. As he puts the phone down Kirsty appears to do a quick recce for the mysteries; she is hoping for more inspirational spaces. David needs to look at the young stock near Lakey Hill and she asks if she can go with him.

Alan is glad to hear from Shula, who wants to meet up with him to discuss her ordination. She thinks the things she needs to consider are, does she deal well with awkward people, can she make difficult judgement calls, and can she cope with her family's changed perception of her. They agree to meet at the church.

Kirsty enthuses about having some of the play on Lakey Hill; everyone loves the place. David says the sheep belong there, and Kirsty agrees. He says they could have some penned near the angel for the play. She wants to have the audience there and then have them turn for a scene in the farmyard, which has a good acoustic. David is happy to hear her being so enthusiastic. She tells him its the anniversary of the explosion, then goes quickly on to say she now she needs a venue for the Annunciation: an cosy space at the centre of things.

Neil is trying to persuade Emma to stand for chair of the PC. She is dubious for all sorts of reasons. He wants her to try, or at least to think about it. She says she'll talk to Ed and see what he thinks.

David tells Brian he's reeling about Kirsty clearly angling to use the Brookfield kitchen. Brian wants to talk about Ben and Ruairi's scheme. David tells him to stop right there: they haven't decided to get out of sheep. But Brian tells him about the obvious solution that has been suggested: raising the sheep on Home Farm land. If they offer him a grazing licence, all parties can benefit. David agrees to give it some thought.

Shula and Alan are talking over the difficulties people present; he tells her you need to see them as equals and see that they all have a point. You have to hang onto hope, and not be afraid, and have the humility to learn from the times you get it wrong, which Shula says she finds very difficult. Then he tells her that as a vicar she is on her own; she can't come running to him or anyone else. She has to rely on herself and God, and sometimes it works. And it isn't only the poor and sick who need help; even the richest can fall apart too, and need love, from God through her. Sometimes it's just about being there, holding someone in the love of God. She realises that he is saying it's down to her whether she does it or not. Alan agrees that the choice is hers, and hers alone.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 9th March, 2021

A new arrival.

Characters: Jim, Jazzer, Alice, Emma, Chris, Sashel the midwife
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Julie Beckett & Tim Stimpson
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

In the shop, Jim sells Jazzer a sandwich, and wonders if they are out of bread at home; Jazzer is surly. He's enthusiastic about how Alice looks when she comes in, though. She has backache, and Jazzer is sympathetic; she has come in for a chocolate lift. She is in pain, and Jim is concerned. Then she panics.

Emma is baby-shopping with Chris. She's thinking of trying for chair of the parish council. He is not sure it's really a good idea. Then his phone rings, and because he is driving Emma answers. It's Jazzer; he tells them to get themselves to the hospital. She tells Chris to pull over, and that Alice is in labour. He initially thinks she can't be, but Jazzer and Jim are taking her to the hospital, and Emma directs him how to get there.

Jim tells a reluctant Alice that he has to drive her to the hospital; she is very upset because it's six weeks too early. She wants Chris, and is told that he's gone to the hospital. She hasn't got her hospital bag with her: it's packed and waiting in the cottage. Jim wants them to act quickly; they must get in his car at once.

Jazzer tries to calm Alice down while she makes a lot of indeterminate noises, and then she says she is pushing and she mustn't. Jim pulls over because he thinks they are too late to get to the hospital and should call an ambulance, and he will go to look for a first aider. Alice keeps asking Jazzer for help, and begs him not to leave her. He doesn't know what to do for her and dials 999 for help.

Jim has messaged Emma and told her what is going on, and she sensibly insists that Chris can't go to Alice; they should wait for the ambulance to arrive at the hospital. Chris breaks down: it's too early.

Alice is being talked through labour by a midwife called Sashel on the phone. Jazzer says he can see the head. He is doing his best, and Sashel tells him that she needs him to be ready to catch the baby. Alice goes on moaning, and obscurely blaming herself. Jazzer says they have to do the best for her baby, and tells her she can do this. She wants and needs Chris, and starts losing her temper and saying she can't do it. She has a flashback to the hallucinations of the dead baby in the bath, which Jazzer and Sashel clearly don't understand. Sashel tells Jazzer to wrap the baby in Jim's coat to keep it warm. Jazzer tells Alice to push.

Chris is very unhappy and wants to look for Alice, but Emma tries to reassure him that Alice will be with him soon: Jazzer and Jim won't let her down. Chris worries about her vulnerability, and Emma says she is lucky to have him. He wants to help Alice; he should be there, demonstrating his love for her.

Alice continues in labour, and Jazzer is instructed over the phone. Jim arrives with the ambulance just as the midwife tells her to push, and the baby girl is born. Sashel tells Jazzer to dry the baby, a good rub all over, and he shows her to Alice, telling her she's ok. After a long silence, the baby starts to cry.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 10th March, 2021

Reactions to a frail new baby.

Characters: Doctor, Chris, Alice, Brian, Jim, Jazzer, Alan
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Julie Beckett & Tim Stimpson
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

A doctor is telling Chris that his daughter is doing well and shouldn't be in the incubator for too long, but doesn't specify any exact time. Alice asks him whether it was her fault; he says that alcohol can cause early labour, as can many other factors, but the tests they can carry out at present do not show FAS. Chris says she mustn't blame herself, and the doctor says the baby now needs lots of love, and suggests that Alice and Chris hold her. Alice says 'no' in a panicky way, but Chris, prompted to offer skin-to-skin contact, picks her up and talks dotingly to her, before telling the doctor that they haven't yet chosen a name.

Brian has brought Jim a thank-you, but Jim says it should go to Jazzer; it turns out to be a 25-year-old single malt. Jim asks after the baby and Alice: doing as well as can be expected is the word via Jennifer, who has been on the phone half the night. Jazzer, newly in from the milk-round, asks after the wean. Jim asks Brian if he has had any breakfast, since he was planning to cook a good one for Jazzer at this point anyway.

Alan happens upon Chris and asks about the birth; he's been visiting at the hospital to see someone who is dying, though not of covid, he hastily reassures Chris, but her son has arrived to be with her so he has come out for a bite to eat. Chris has come out for a break. Alan tells him he doesn't have to be all right, and then Chris understandably becomes emotional and says he's let the baby down, which Alan immediately disputes. Chris has something he wants to ask: would Alan feel able to give her a blessing? Alan says he would be honoured.

Brian is breakfasting at Greenacres, and comparing notes on birth with Jim. Brian claims he went to the races after Alice's birth, and was a bit disappointed she wasn't a boy. Jazzer tactlessly mentions getting a son one way or the other, and Brian gets his own back by asking about Jazzer having a child of his own.

Alice is surprised about the blessing, since they aren't churchgoers, but agrees to it although she is taken aback that Alan is just outside the ward door waiting to be asked in. There's no name for him to bless, but he's ok with that. Alice is silent, then suddenly says 'Martha', and that since she knows Chris likes the name that is what the baby should be called.

Jazzer tells Jim he laid on 'well tidy scran', and Jim in turn tells Jazzer he gets the whisky – well deserved for the impressive way he talked to Alice and reassured her. Jazzer claims that after his initial worries he found the experience just brilliant. Jim then wants to say something about Jade: he's only dubious about her because he thinks so highly of Jazzer. Brian comes in and says Jennifer, with whom he has been talking on the phone, has told him the baby's names, and that she has a second name beginning with J in honour of Jim and Jazzer.

Alan blesses Martha Jasmine Carter at considerable length, petitioning for divine support for her parents; Alice cannot bear this and leaves, but Chris asks Alan to carry on and finish the blessing, which he does, praying for those caring for Martha's frail body.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 11th March, 2021

Recriminations, reassurances and regrets.

Characters: Susan, Neil, Chris, Kirsty, Clarrie, Alan
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Julie Beckett & Tim Stimpson
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan and Neil are glad Chris is at home and in The Nest. Neil has made him a cuppa and wants him to sit down, but Chris just wants to pack a bag for Alice, and is looking for her phone charger. He says Alice is blaming herself, and he needs to make himself useful. Susan suggests she and Neil should take Alice her things, and he agrees to let them. Neil tells him he'd be more use after some sleep.

Kirsty visits Clarrie about the mystery plays. Clarrie starts to go on about her performance and how excited they are, but Kirsty tells her Lynda knows that Clarrie mentioned it to Sabrina. Clarrie tries to deny it and claims she was doing research, but Kirsty wants to know exactly what was said.

Neil and Susan are visiting Alice, and want to see photos of the baby. Alice shows them some on her phone. When asked, Alice says she thinks Martha's eyes are blue but isn't sure: mostly, they are shut. Neil thinks she's the spitting image of Chris as a baby.

Clarrie is being backed into a corner, and starts to defend herself, but Kirsty says Lynda is adamant that she has to be out of the production. Clarrie begs for mercy and swears she hasn't spoken to anyone else ... apart from Susan. And Helen. And Edward and Emma. Kirsty doesn't see how they can keep it to themselves. 'You're fired!' she says to Clarrie, Apprentice-style.

Alan asks Chris how Martha is, and how Chris is himself. Chris just wants to get back to the hospital, and then he starts to get angry. Alan tells him that it's fine to be emotional, and wonders whether he and Alice are having trouble in their relationship, but says they should do better once Martha's home. He then starts to probe for more information from Chris.

Susan tells Alice that Emma was premature, 5lb 3oz, and then talks about about Christopher's cleft palate and how she couldn't even bring herself to look at him because she thought it was her fault. Alice indignantly exclaims that's ridiculous, it was just one of those things. She then denies anything being wrong, but says she is worried in case Martha being premature might have a bad effect on her life. Susan tells her to be kind to herself, and see the bright side, pointing out that unlike many, the baby has a safe home and loving parents. Alice acquiesces, but reluctantly. Susan tells her not to worry, it's all going to be fine.

Meanwhile Chris is telling Alan all about Alice's alcoholism. He believes that she is now no longer drinking, but he can't bear the idea that Martha may have been damaged. He thought once Martha was here that would be it and they could put it all behind them; now though, he doesn't know. Alan says he ought to tell Susan and Neil. Chris says he doesn't need them, he doesn't need support; it's just that he's scared that if there is something wrong with Martha, he's going to blame Alice. He has been wanting to agree, to say 'yes, it is your fault' when Alice blames herself. When he thinks what she might have done to Martha, he's afraid he might be starting to hate her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 15th March, 2021

The joke is on Eddie, and Ben puts on a brave face.

Characters: Josh, Ben, Clarrie, Eddie, Leonard
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald Hughes & Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Josh is heckling Ben because Ben's in a bad mood: his parents gave him a wallet for his birthday, and Evie a mug with home-made toffee in it. Then Josh starts in about Evie and the caravan, and Ben not being experienced with women. Leonard sends a text: he has also got Ben a present. Josh tells him not to get his hopes up. Ben, remembering the car from Gran and Leonard last year, does anyway.

Clarrie has made a Happy Birthday sign for Eddie (whose seventieth birthday it is) on Mia's behalf. Eddie is angry about Lynda treating Clarrie badly; Clarrie tells him to wind his neck in, because she's over it and doesn't want to hear any more about it. Mia has made two cakes, one a chocolate cheesecake (vegan, Clarrie tells him) and the other a rainbow cake.

Leonard has got Ben a time capsule to fill, given the lively interest in history Ben showed during the archaeological survey, and Ben is polite and pleasant about it, though he does utter the words 'you really shouldn't have...' Leonard tells him he's been asked to be in the mysteries, and Ben is laughingly congratulatory. Then Ben suggests Leonard should start the capsule for him, and Leonard says he has something that might do, which he will bring over.

Eddie has been eating the rainbow cake, and Clarrie tells him the vegan cake was fine. Then she starts to laugh, fails to stop laughing for an excruciating length of time, and asks whether he really liked the cake. He realises he has been fooled, and Clarrie tells him that he could do with branching out a bit. Eddie is not all that pleased, and says he's had enough cake thank you, but then admits it would be a shame to waste it. He says that Mia gets her principled stance from him: he has principles, and if he sees injustice he does something.

Josh is having hysterics about the time capsule. Ben thinks it's been a rubbish birthday. Josh gave him the easy option of an online voucher, and is being offensive and cackling, and an exasperated Ben suggests that used the right way, the capsule could do him damage.

Clarrie discovers that Eddie has rung Lynda Snell, MBE, as he sneeringly puts it, and resigned. He couldn't carry on when Clarrie had been so badly treated. Apparently Lynda put a brave face on it, even when he said he was only resigning from her play, not the Darrington one. He has some explosive information about the Darrington production, but Lynda should have thought of that before behaving as she has. Clarrie is worried that people won't like him joining up with the enemy. People get sensitive about Darrington: they'll be cast out of the village.

Leonard has given Ben a picture of him being given his Covid19 jab by a charming twenty-one-year-old nurse. Leonard was really pleased about getting the jab, and impressed by all the people giving it, everyone doing their bit. The nurse can't be earning much, but she was getting on with it; she said she became a nurse because she wants to make a difference. Ben asks for the date to write on the back of the picture, and says he thinks the time capsule is his favourite birthday present.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 16th March, 2021

David and Ruth reach agreement, as do Alice and Martha.

Characters: Jennifer, Alice, David, Ruth, a crying baby
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald Hughes & Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jennifer is visiting Alice, outside the hospital; Alice isn't all that enthusiastic and is clearly feeling down. Jennifer has brought a goodie-bag for her, with buns and chocolate. Jennifer offers to help Chris and Alice out if they need cash, then mentions Susan having visited; Alice talks about how helpful Susan was, then denies coping at all and bursts into tears because she hasn't had time to bond and she let Martha down.

David is grateful for some strong coffee brought to him by Ruth; he is fed up with the Mysteries rehearsals, and was up late as a result of one. Jill has confessed to him that she got Leonard into the plays by offering Lynda the Brookfield kitchen for the Annunciation scene. Ruth thinks that is absurd, because it’s far too small for both cast and audience, and starts arguing once more that they should give Brian a positive answer about the sheep. David is suspicious about what’s in it for Brian. A text arrives: to David's considerable pleasure Vince Casey has finally given a date in Autumn for opening the abattoir again. Ruth immediately takes this as a point on her side of the argument.

Alice tells Jennifer she is having trouble feeding Martha, who doesn't latch on; she thinks Martha doesn't like her. She doesn't feel the connection she ought to have with her baby. Jennifer tries to reassure her, and says she should give it time; she'll feel the love when things have settled down. Jennifer makes a comparison with Ruairi and how she came to love him, and he her. Alice says she does love Martha, but feels her baby being premature was her fault. Jennifer goes on being relentlessly positive.

David noticed that Ben was a bit down yesterday, and hopes he feels better now; he also noticed that the wallet was ill-received. David uses the abattoir opening as a reason to keep the sheep, and Ruth admits they are a sign of spring and she'd miss them, but goes on forcing Brian's offer to the fore. David doesn't trust him, and they agree that they must get a proper, written licensing agreement. Ruth is now thinking they might keep some arable, just with increased cattle. They agree, from their different standpoints, that Brookfield is to remain either a dairy farm with some mixed farming (Ruth) or a mixed farm with an emphasis on dairy (David). David has come round to accepting Brian's offer.

Alice has changed a nappy for Martha, who starts to cry as soon as she is picked up, to Alice's distress. Martha cries more, and refuses to feed, turning her head away. Then at last she does latch on, and Alice is very relieved. Maybe Martha does like her after all, just a little bit, and she loves Martha so, so much.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 17th March, 2021

Tracy is grateful, and Clarrie is magnanimous.

Characters: Jazzer, Leonard, Susan, Clarrie, Kirsty, Tracy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald Hughes & Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

As they wait to be served at the tea-room by an elusive Fallon, Jazzer boasts to Leonard about being in the Echo alongside Jim: the carpark delivery has made the local press. Leonard offers to buy Jazzer's coffee and doughnut so they can sit together and Jazzer can give him the details, and goes on to tell him about the time capsule.  He and Ben are suggesting throwing the capsule open to the community.  He then asks about rehearsal, which was a waste of time from Jazzer's point of view in the absence of both a king and a shepherd for his scenes. Leonard was shouted at by Kirsty for not knowing his lines, and Jazzer has said he isn't going to come back until replacements for Clarrie and Eddie have been found.

Susan is telling Clarrie that the baby should be home soon. They both like the name Martha, and reminisce about Martha Woodford; Susan says she was a terrible gossip when she was running the shop, and Clarrie mutters 'yeah, well, no change there'. Susan tells her that Lynda is now wondering about having a real newborn for the baby Jesus, then apologises for mentioning the play, and tactlessly tells her Eddie's name is mud among people in the shop. At this point Kirsty turns up wanting a private word with Susan.

Jazzer is bragging about his rôle in the birth last week, and Leonard says it's the most amazing story: he should write it down so it can go in the time capsule.

Kirsty is given a telling-off by Susan about her treatment of Clarrie. She tries to defend herself, and says what's done is done and Clarrie is not going to be reinstated as Susan is demanding; Lynda wants Susan to take Clarrie's part. Susan says no, but Kirsty says she knows she wants to: Lynda needs an answer by the end of the day.

While Jazzer is doing his writing for Leonard, the subject of which he keeps to himself, Tracy turns up to see him and thank him for bringing her great-niece Martha into the world, being there for Alice and not panicking. Jazzer asks after mother and baby, and Tracy says they are both well and Alice will be forever grateful to him, but claims she doesn't want to discuss her own experience of giving birth for the first time; they are however able to agree about how wonderful it is seeing a new-born baby.

At the dairy Susan is being uncharacteristically quiet, then tells Clarrie what Kirsty was there about, which Clarrie tells her she already knew because the pair were in clear earshot. Clarrie tells her to take the part; if she can't have it, she'd rather Susan got it than anyone else. She offers Susan the costume she's made. Then she lets on that she wasn't at all looking forward to making her entrance on a horse, which seems to be news to Susan, and unwelcome news at that.

Tracy tells Jazzer about her experience of having Chelsea with nobody there including the midwife, all on her own for a whole ten minutes because of an emergency elsewhere. She gives a graphic account of labour, and how the memory of being alone has stayed with her; she is very grateful to Jazzer just for being there and sparing Alice from that experience. He realises that his part in Martha's birth was not the important one, and when Tracy says she'll leave him to his writing, he says he's going to tell Leonard he won't be doing it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 18th March, 2021

Eddie enjoys the silent treatment, and Alice reaches out past Chris.

Characters: Chris, Alice, Susan, Clarrie, Eddie, Lisa
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald Hughes & Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chris is very happy about how well Martha is doing; Alice is monosyllabic about it, and hard on herself, as Chris points out. He says that it's not easy, but she's moving in the right direction and she's coming through it. Alice says she hasn't come through anything, and it's not fixed; she's doing OK, but she's not better and she still wants a drink every single day.

Susan thinks Eddie defending Clarrie is romantic, but Clarrie doesn't want to be defended. Susan changes the subject slightly to the fact that Lynda has rejected her suggestion that Lily Pargetter's king ride in, Lily being an accomplished horsewoman, while Susan's king be the one carried in on a throne. Then she tells Clarrie that she needs to face up to Eddie and make him be reasonable.

Chris has blown a gasket a little: he can't believe that Alice is saying that. He has been trying to be strong for her, and she is telling him she would throw it all away for a drink? She says she is terrified, and she knows Martha needs her, and she isn't sure she can do it: it's breaking her. Chris despairingly says its breaking him too. Tell him what to do and he'll do it; what does she want? She doesn't know but says she needs help.

Eddie is griping about the list of rules posted by the rehearsal room door at the Darrington play, things like no phones being allowed, no chatting, no eating. Mia and Poppy are being quiet and he has noticed; Clarrie refuses to talk to him, then tells him it's a silent protest. It's not, as Eddie initially assumes, a school project: none of them will speak to him unless he changes his mind about doing the Darrington part.

Her 'detox buddy' Lisa is on the phone, telling Alice about her own post natal depression, and that what Alice is describing is perfectly normal. Her hormones are all over the place, and maintaining sobriety at the same time is a real burden. There is nothing wrong with Alice, it's all text book, 'One day at a time, get through one day.' Alice complains that Martha and staying sober are both meant to be her top priority. She has been noticing the intensive care unit babies worse off than Martha, and she can't make eye contact with their mothers; they deserve so much better than she does. Alcoholism is an illness, says Lisa firmly, and asking for help is exactly what she should do. She's always there for her. Alice says telling Chris was a big mistake, because he wants her to be fixed when she's not. He just doesn't get it; Lisa urges her to try and talk with him.

Clarrie goes out and offers Eddie a cup of tea because she felt sorry for him out in the cold all on his own; he says he's fine, fixing his car. She mentions that it doesn't sound much fun at Darrington. He says the trouble is all because of Evangeline. Clarrie suggests he doesn't have to stick to it, but Eddie says he isn't going to let Lynda get away with it, and anyway he could get used to the kids being quiet.

Alice and Chris are with Martha, doting. Chris wants to talk about getting help; she tells him she has talked to Lisa from detox, who was really helpful. Chris apologises for having failed to understand, before. He was frightened, but that was no excuse. Alice tries to reassure him and tells him not to beat himself up; she feels better after talking to Lisa and it's under control.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 22nd March, 2021

Jim and Susan, with quite different goals, are both trying hard.

Characters: Neil, Jim, Shula, Susan, Emma
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Tim Stimpson
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Neil tells Jim that Martha has started to feed well. Jim is pleased to hear it and sympathises about the worry for the family of having a newborn in intensive care, but turns back to business, asking Neil to stay on as Chair of the Parish Council until the next election, in May. Neil is determined to resign, and Jim says he will miss him and that his calmness will make him very difficult to replace. This evening they will nominate his successor. Neil goes to make himself a sandwich; Susan has had to dash out, but Neil is not at liberty to say where she has gone.

Shula tells Susan that Barclay is a traditional cob, with a lovely temperament, but Susan is uneasy because of his size. She is clearly very scared of that and wishes she could have a pony instead: Shula explains that carrying load is a consideration which rules that option out. Indignantly, Susan begins to point out that she doesn't have a backside like... 'Yes?' Shula enquires; Susan does not complete her sentence, but instead begs Shula to keep her coming for lessons secret: Lynda has demanded absolute secrecy about the play. When Susan starts to tell her about Clarrie's having been sacked, Shula turns the conversation back to the matter in hand.

The bus timetable has been discussed at the council Zoom meeting, and Neil calls a bathroom break. Richard has apparently complained that a stapler was bought without the proper paperwork, and Emma thinks it's ridiculous fuss over nothing, but admires the way Neil kept his temper about that and veiled accusation over the playground. Jim, Emma and Neil wonder who will be the next chair.

Susan has led Barclay round the arena, but hesitates about actually mounting him. She wants to finish early, to go and make Neil's tea after a difficult meeting; she is surprised to be told that Shula knew he would be resigning. Shula has charged her the full rate and she should get full value from it. She really doesn't want to mount, but Shula is firm.

The council meeting didn't make any progress, apart from Richard Thwaite offering to stand in for Neil until May; Emma says she will resign if he does. Not for the first time, Jim suggests she might do it, but Emma has thought about it and doesn't want to. She doesn't have time, and she doesn't want to get caught up in the backbiting. 'Who else is there?' Jim asks forlornly.

Shula has Susan practising rising in the saddle. Susan asks whether Shula is still planning on being a vicar. Shula says yes, then goes right on trying to teach her how to sit on a horse. Susan finds it all very awkward. Shula then leads Barclay round the paddock.

Emma favours Jill for chair, but Jim can't see it: she gets too involved in things. He then gets an email from Hilary Noakes, who intends to stand for the council in May and will put herself forward for chair as soon as she is eligible. Emma is thoroughly unimpressed, and Jim would find her intolerable: they have to stop her by finding someone else first.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 23rd March, 2021

Martha has come home, and Rex may have to leave.

Characters: Doctor, Alice, Chris, Rex, Phoebe, Alan
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Tim Stimpson
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

The doctor tells Alice and Chris they can take Martha home; Alice is dubious, but the doctor and Chris are certain all is and will be well, and her every expression of doubt is batted away. The doctor does ask her whether she feels she is ready, and she says she's not sure because of the alcoholism, but Chris talks over her, and the doctor congratulates her and says that overcoming addiction is not easy. In any case she will be able call on professional support and help when she gets home.

Rex is losing his temper on the phone with a farmer who might have leased him some land in Shelly Magna (about twenty miles away on the far side of Borchester) in case the council farm doesn't come through: the Hollowtree lease runs out on May 21st. Phoebe congratulates him on sticking to his guns (and cutting off his nose) and then wants him to come and look at a place for the rewilding campsite: after all, they can't keep the environmental consultant waiting.

Alice informs Chris that she has checked in the cupboard to make sure she has packed everything, so Chris does it again. Alice is not mentally ready to leave hospital, but Chris overrides her anxiety because he is determined she will feel better when she gets home and they are a proper family at last. She acquiesces, and talks herself into putting on a brave face.

Phoebe is showing Rex where the best spot would be for the compost toilets; he is replying to a text from someone who also applied for the council farm, and didn't get it. Phoebe initially thinks they would call the winner first, then suggests optimistically that they may be leaving the successful applicant until last, and to change the subject starts to discuss where to the expensive standpipe for the camping is going to go. They need to press ahead with their income streams. Rex reminds her that the longhorn cattle must be kept out of the campsite. Then he gets a 'number withheld' call which might be from the council.

Alan meets Chris leaving the shop and asks how Martha is. Chris tells him she's at home and Jennifer and Brian are there, so he is shopping and in a hurry. Alan tells him that Amy has sent her love, and starts to try to probe into how Chris feels while Chris walks away.

Rex has been turned down; they did call the winner first, as Phoebe had expected. Rex is very cast down: he's stuck with fifty plus pigs and nowhere to put them. Maybe he'll have to think further afield, even outside Borsetshire. Phoebe tries to suggest ways he might not have to move away, even briefly suggesting the rewilding land, which Rex points out is totally unsuitable for that number of pigs; she then makes it clear she has no further interest in helping him on that front.

Alan has pursued Chris and refused to let him get home, and is interrogating him about his feelings: because he cares. Chris steps back from his previous forced confidences and denies hating Alice: when he looks at her with the baby, the love he feels is totally overwhelming. Alan goes on probing, telling him that hatred is less frightening to feel than fear, and continues to give facile advice. Chris ends up making yet more confidences he would probably prefer not to about his having said he was afraid he might start to hate Alice and why that was, and Alan goes on being deeply caring and giving him facile advice. The goaded Chris tells him he is aware that what he needs to do is just to be a good husband and father, and that is what he is going to be.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 24th March, 2021

Kate is intrusive and Neil is uncooperative.

Characters: Susan, Lee, Brian, Phoebe, Kate, Neil
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Tim Stimpson
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan is in the Post Office, sending a parcel for Lee, who has sold a Spider Man action figure. Susan reminisces about Christopher playing with superhero dolls, and Lee corrects her terminology repeatedly to 'figures', while managing not to tell her where he and Helen might plan to move in together. Susan asks him about core strength exercises, and he says he's doing some with seniors at the Laurels, but you can use them at any age. She is asking for Neil, of course.

Brian is on the phone to Phoebe and arranges to meet her at the office. Kate comes in and is sarcastic about her daughter not ever phoning her. Kate says 'tree-houses' and Phoebe is dismissive; she doesn't need Kate's help. Kate clearly has a great deal of jargon at her fingertips to try to talk Phoebe into taking on her ideas; Phoebe is impressed but busy, and makes the mistake of saying she has to go to see Brian. Kate immediately invites herself along to the meeting.

Neil is reading up on swine fever spread in Europe, sitting in a deck-chair. Susan won't let him have some of the Black Forest Gateau in the fridge, saying he has to earn it. She is in her jogging trousers ready for Lee coming round to show her some core exercises: he's turning up in ten minutes and he is coming to help them both. Neil doesn't want to have anything to do with it, but Susan admits she gave Lee the idea it was for Neil; Neil is amused and asks what happens if he says no, before going to change into a track-suit.

Brian is being more-or-less polite about Rex, and Kate clearly has no intention of allowing the meeting to go ahead without sticking her oar in, despite her undertaking to Phoebe.. When he is pulled back to what is actually supposed to be the subject, Brian says he has been looking into longhorns, and reckons Aberdeen Anguses would be more profitable. Kate interrupts to agree that they don't want cattle like that anywhere near campers, and is generally a nuisance. Phoebe insists on the longhorns. Kate is unpleasant about Rex, and wants to talk about tree-houses, to which Phoebe is strongly opposed; Brian takes Kate's side on the grounds of finance. Phoebe understandably becomes exasperated and insists that she and Rex will make all the commercial decisions, which are not Brian's business. She doesn't even bother to go on telling Kate to butt out.

Lee is teaching core exercises to Susan and Neil, with breathing and posture. Neil thinks he has finished, claims to have something he has to get on with indoors, and leaves, thanking Lee profusely. Susan goes on pretending the exercises are for Neil rather than her, then when Lee tells her it can take months to see a difference, asks him for shortcuts.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 25th March, 2021

Chris is at his wits' end, and Susan is more shocked than she expected.

Characters: Chris, Alice, Susan, Helen, Clarrie, crying baby
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Adrian Flynn & Tim Stimpson
Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

At The Nest, Chris goes in to see Alice and the baby; Martha has fed well and is spark-out. Alice tells him they're both fine, and Chris has had a call from Jakob asking him to help with some remedial shoeing. He doesn't want to leave her alone for the morning, but agrees to go. Just before he leaves, he convinces himself that the baby just smiled at him; then he goes out to work.

Susan tells Helen that Lee has really made her exercise, and pumps her for information about the house she and Lee are looking for. Then Susan gets cramp, and sends Helen off to make the pressing calls she had mentioned earlier.

Alice rings Chris in a panic because Martha is crying; she wants him back immediately, or to ring the hospital. He has only just lit his forge, but agrees to let Jakob down and go straight back.

Clarrie has asked Susan to do a reading at her renewal of vows. She is getting quite excited about all the plans they are making. Susan says Eddie is very romantic, and Clarrie points out that he has been photographed by the Echo for Darrington's play. Susan thinks he is doing it all for Clarrie. Then Susan gets a cramp again, if it is indeed a cramp, and Clarrie goes on talking about Ed and Eddie weighing the lambs, until Susan cries out in real pain.

Martha has no fever (36.6, reports Chris) but Alice says the hospital sent them home too soon and accuses Chris of shouting, and tells him that he keeps not accepting that there might be something wrong with Martha; and whose fault is that, snaps Chris. He takes the baby away upstairs.

Susan is in pain, and Clarrie threatens to call an ambulance. It turns out that for the past two hours Susan has been wearing an abs toner which Lee lent her for Neil, because she wants to get fit for riding the horse. Helen exclaims that Lee only wears it for a few minutes at a time and persuades her to take it off, and Clarrie and Helen swear to keep it secret; Helen agrees to take it back to Lee and tell him that Neil doesn't want to take short-cuts to fitness.

Chris has calmed Martha and is singing to her. She is asleep, and he puts her in the crib. Alice comes up to talk to him about his being at the end of his tether, demanding that he be honest with her. He denies really blaming her for anything that goes wrong with Martha, but Alice insists and eventually goads him into shouting that yes, he does blame her. He then tells her that yes, he lost his temper, but he does love her. Alice says that he's never going to be able to trust her, is he. He exclaims indignantly against that, and Martha cries, which Alice says proves her point. He says that he's not allowed to be angry, then, but he thought she wanted him to be honest. In any case, the only thing that matters now is Martha.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 29th March, 2021

Jim has got one problem after another.

Characters: Jazzer, Jim, Emma, Ben, Tracy
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer and Jim are having breakfast; Jim is rude about Eddie going over to Darrington for the mysteries, but Jazzer thinks he was right to defend his lady. Jim is looking for inspiration for Jade's birthday: something that is not snobby or patronising. He wants to get it right, because he thinks he and Jade might have something in common. Jazzer is no help. Jim tells him he is going to meet Tracy outside the tearoom to talk about cricket, before going on to the Council meeting.

Jill has told Emma she has no intention of taking over as Council chair; Ben finds it all highly amusing. Emma thinks Jill would be good at the job, so Ben offers to try to talk her round; he has some ideas about what might improve Ambridge.

Tracy is displeased with the fitness, or otherwise, of the cricket team. They are not match-ready, though as Jim says, they need to be encouraged a bit after such a long time without being able to play. Tracy is going to start her vlog again: she is out to win matches when the season starts. Jazzer has sent Jim a screen-shot of a possible present: personalised pyjamas. Jim doesn't think much of it and wonders if a voucher would be better. Tracy suggests a hamper, not one that is too expensive.

Outside the Village Hall Ben tells Emma that Jill doesn't want to be chair, but has got a lift to the meeting from him; he has to stay until he gives her a lift home, so he had better come in and watch. Hilary Noakes has arrived and Jim greets her, as Ben goes in with Emma, who will show him where to sit.

Jazzer offers to film Tracy in her new cricket togs for the vlog, and Tracy is then scathing about him being no good at it; but he wants to thank her for helping Jim about the present. She advises him not to get Jade the pyjamas, no matter how cute he may think them, and wishes him well with her.

Jim shouts after Richard Thwaite, who has left after Audrey was elected as temporary Chair, with Hilary Noakes rather obviously pulling the strings. Jim thinks that Audrey will be trouble. Ben found it all hysterical, especially Audrey being impassioned about not liking the position of the bus-stop outside her bay window. Jim just wishes that Neil were still Chair; there is more trouble to come, in his estimation.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 30th March, 2021

Lynda is furious, and Harrison shows tact.

Characters: Eddie, Lynda, Kirsty, Harrison, Chris, Alice
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie and Lynda are talking outside the shop; Jim has been tearing a strip off Eddie because he feels strongly about loyalty. Eddie asks whether God and the shepherd have been cast; he might come back if... Lynda cuts him off, and tells him that what's done cannot be undone, so he leaves. Kirsty arrives and Lynda tells her about her moral victory; Kirsty points out they are still two actors short.

Chris has rung Harrison to see whether Fallon might be able to drop in to see Alice; Chris won't be able to pop home today, Jennifer is busy and Kate didn't seem like a good idea. Fallon is busy too; Harrison volunteers.

Kirsty is watching Eddie feed his pigs; Ed is dagging his sheep and told her where to find Eddie. Kirsty is trying to pick his brains about the Darrington play; Eddie suddenly blurts out that Evangeline is a monster; she picks up every flaw, and makes people pay forfeits if they are late. Kirsty offers to broker a compromise with Lynda.

Harrison is doting over the tiny Martha. He has tried to persuade Alice that he is there coincidentally; she gets out of him that Chris told him she would be on her own and might be lonely

Lynda and Eddie have been brought face to face, and Kirsty says that she believes they all want the same thing, but Eddie and Lynda seem unable to be civil to each other. Kirsty points out the fact that they still need two characters, and Eddie starts to make a revelatory remark about the Darrington production but thinks better of it. Kirsty gets Lynda to admit that she was hasty, and Eddie asks for Clarrie to be readmitted. Kirsty suggests perhaps a backstage role, and Eddie demands that Lynda must apologise to Clarrie in person. Lynda reluctantly agrees.

Alice is shouting at Harrison, accusing Chris of not trusting her. Harrison is soothing and tactful, saying that he has told nobody about Alice's drinking and that she is doing very well compared to the people he sees as part of his job. He also assures her that Chris loves her and cares about her, and that it was worry about her being alone and lonely that led him to ask Harrison to drop by, not worry in case she wasn't looking after Martha properly. Alice calms down.

Kirsty and Lynda tell Eddie that they'll see him at rehearsals. The secret is out: Darrington are using the same script as Lynda. Lynda sees this as deliberate sabotage, and she is going to stop the Darrington production. They'll rue the day they took on Lynda Snell!

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 31st March, 2021

Ben is disappointed and Lynda is confounded.

Characters: Ben, Ruairi, Lynda, Kirsty, Evangeline
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ben and Ruairi are talking about the caravan; Jill has given them some cushions for it. He is looking forward to his liaison with Evie that night, but Ruairi says that he wants to use the love-nest himself, while refusing to vouchsafe the name, or indeed the sex, of his date. They agree to decide it like men: rock, paper, scissors it is.

Lynda is after Justice; Kirsty is arguing without success that it may not have been Evangeline who is trespassing on Lynda's idea.

Ben has lost the contest, but Ruairi has been winding him up: he has no date: He says that he was making the point that the place is as much his as Ben's. Then he gives him something for the time-capsule: an audio message for the future Ruairi, like he had from Siobhan. Ben thinks it's a brilliant idea, and he would like to do one as well.

Lynda has gone to see Evangeline, who is not surprised to see her and is crushingly polite, while remaining adamant that it is the Ambridge production that should be cancelled. Lynda tries to pull rank, and claims to have the performance licence.

Ruairi asks how Ben sees himself in ten years' time, but Ben doesn't know. Ruairi simply wants to have lots of money, and reckons he is just one big idea away from millions. Ben can see a future with Evie; kids by thirty, he doesn't want to be an old dad, but he hasn't a scoobie what else he wants to do apart from that. He is only reading Geography & Politics because he liked them at school: he doesn't see them leading anywhere in particular, and he knows he has no chance of working at Brookfield, with Pip in pole position there as she is.

Evangeline is most grateful about being informed of the need for the the rights to perform the script, and asks about details, including the payment method. Then she pounces: Lynda hasn't done any of the things she has claimed are necessary, and she knows this because she is the writer Colin Whitstable, and she is not about to give Lynda the rights to her script.

Ben rings Ruairi; Evie came over, found Jill and Leonard in the caravan, and was so embarrassed that she got straight into her car and went away again. Ruairi thinks it's hysterical, two oldies having a better love-life than either of them.

Lynda is pretending to Kirsty that she was swayed by Evangeline, and is postponing the production of the Mysteries. She is going to write a new translation, and tell the cast the good news that they won't need to learn it immediately. Kirsty wants to leave doing that until Friday, since the Mosses' court case is tomorrow. She hopes Gavin gets off more lightly than Philip; but seeing that it's the law, anything could happen.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 1st April, 2021

All goes well for Alice and for Kirsty.

Characters: Emma, Alice,Kirsty, Roy, Harrison
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Emma is seeing posters for the Darrington mysteries everywhere on her shopping trip with Alice. Alice wants to know if she ought to ring Chris; they ought to go back. Emma points out they have been gone only half an hour, but sympathises about not being with the baby for such a long time. A text from Chris arrives to tell them Martha is fine, complete with photo over which Emma has a quick coo; he wants some more cotton wool.

Kirsty is in a flap waiting to hear from Harrison. Roy distracts her by asking about the Mysteries being cancelled; she, and the cast, are baffled about Lynda's behaviour and attitude. Helen sends her a text to ask how she's doing; she doesn't answer it but tells Roy that she is doing all right. Roy offers to drive her over to the court if she wants to be there, but she doesn't: she never wants to see Philip again. Roy thinks they need a new distraction: finding something for Ben's time-capsule, and it has to be positive. You have to find your own silver linings in this life: no-one else will find them for you.

Somehow they seem to have bought twenty-four cream eggs for Martha, but Alice will help her eat them. Alice wants to go home soon, but Emma wants to treat her to a manicure, if a nail-bar is allowed to be open. If not, she'll book one for after Easter.

Roy has finally met someone on line, called Leyla; she's a South London science teacher with teenage sons, and Kirsty is glad for him but can't help teasing him a bit. Jill texts to say she is thinking of her. Then a text arrives from Harrison saying that the sentences are going to be handed down now and he will get in touch in about ten minutes. Kirsty is in a state of nerves and can't bear the idea of Philip possibly coming to Ambridge and seeing her.

Alice leaves a message for Chris on his phone saying that everything is fine and she's really glad she and Emma are getting on well; Emma reappears saying she's had a nasty shock in the nail-bar, where she's seen two girls working in a back room; the prices are very low and she's afraid they might be enslaved. She is going to ring and report it. Better to waste a phone call than not do something if it's needed.

Philip has got eight years; Harrison wants to know if Kirsty's all right because she is temporarily silent when given the news. He tells her that before Philip was sent down he turned nasty with the judge, and ended up in handcuffs. Gavin got five years. Poor Gavin, says Kirsty, but Harrison says she shouldn't waste sympathy on him. Kirsty is still worried about Jordan, Blake and Kenzie, and Harrison reassures her that the police are still looking for them, and he will tell her anything he can if she asks him. Before ringing off he tells Roy to look after Kirsty. When he has gone Roy is comforting and sympathetic, telling her that she is amazing.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 5th April, 2021

Kirsty and Jazzer are both in need of pep-talks.

Characters: Jazzer, Jade, Kirsty, Helen, Jim
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Liz John
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer sings Happy Birthday to Jade and offers her cake, which he made himself. They've ridden the bike through Darrington, and watched the horse one of the kings was riding as it bolted down the High Street. He regrets Ambridge no longer having the play in which he was to be both king and shepherd. Then she opens her presents: he has got her a new biker jacket, but although she is pleased, he doesn't seem particularly enthusiastic about it. She is surprised to get a present from Jim, and takes the hamper of toiletries from him as code for 'you're a dirty cow'.

Kirsty is afraid she may have rung Helen at a bad time; she's sitting at reception in Grey Gables, which is very quiet, and feeling a bit weird, as she has ever since Philip was sentenced. Everything that's happened to her since this time last year sounds ridiculous. She arranges to see Helen later.

Jade is still furious with Jim, and Jazzer is offended on Jim's behalf. What is it with Jazzer and old people anyway? she wants to know. She says Jim controls him, and Jazzer defends Jim; she is now definitely picking a fight with Jazzer. She suggests there is something wrong about Jim having a young lodger, with innuendo about unnatural relationships, and Jazzer dumps her, saying as an afterthought that her pasta trick is disgusting.

Kirsty has returned the slow-cooker Pat and Tony got her as a wedding present. She doesn't want to keep anything to remind her, though she hopes they won't be offended. She is clearly falling apart, and when asked, says no, she isn't really ok. Helen goes into soothing mode. Kirsty says she doesn't know what she is going to do with her life, and she has nothing to distract her now she is no longer looking for the lads nor doing the play – though she takes time to say how glad Lynda was that the Darrington production was a disaster. She feels that she has no energy left.

Jim is inveighing against Audrey Fisher, who has been sent to try him, then asks about Jazzer's picnic with Jade. Jazzer lies about it and says Jade said thank-you for his present, which pleases Jim if it has helped them get onto better terms. Then Jazzer suddenly says he has dumped her. He claims to be happy to be single. He thinks Jade was too young for him, and he might prefer a more mature woman.

Helen starts to advise Kirsty about clawing herself back from the brink of insanity and despair, as Helen had to do; her advice is to find something to do, as Helen did. She suggests going freelance as an environmental consultant, and when Kirsty cavils to the effect that she is too old and doesn't feel competent Helen shoots that down: Kirsty's not even forty and she is the most competent person Helen knows.

Jazzer admits to Jim that he did have a particular more mature woman in mind; she's really great, and he can't stop thinking about her romantically. They can have a laugh together. But he doesn't want to say who it is in case it doesn't work out. Jim says he ought to communicate with the lady. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Who dares wins. He's sure Jazzer gets the idea.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 6th April, 2021

Jazzer has a present for Tracy, and Brian has one for Alice.

Characters: Jazzer, Chris, Brian, Alice, Tracy
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Liz John
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer, busy with his phone, literally runs into Chris outside the shop, and asks after Martha. Chris assumes that he was distracted trying to send a text to Jade. Martha hasn't slept well and Chris is very tired, but is going out to work anyway.

Brian is visiting Martha and Alice, bringing the Home Farm partnership meeting minutes with him. Martha wakes up, and Brian offers to take the baby out for a bit so that Alice can have a sleep. She goes and gets the pram. Jennifer is at the dentist, having lost a filling overnight. Alice packs enough baby-gear for a safari, and Brian sets off with his granddaughter.

Jazzer turns up at Tracy's door, just before nine. He hasn't sent her a text because it was too difficult, but he was wondering if she wants the present she suggested Jim get for Jade, who didn't like it. Tracy immediately misunderstands him and thinks he is trying to two-time Jade with her, but he manages to tell her he's dumped Jade. The fact that it was on her birthday doesn't appeal to Tracy, who tells him to do one, and slams the door.

Brian has come back with Martha, who approved of lambs and of Adam going past on the tractor: she is very alert and bright as a button, he tells her mother. But he has to go and look in Jennifer's mouth, because she isn't happy with her new filling. He offers Alice special chocolates he bought in the shop, and some Rioja; Alice points out she is breastfeeding and can't have wine, so he starts to take it away, but then she asks him to leave it: Chris enjoys a glass of red, after all.

Jazzer is knocking at Tracy's door again, after breakfast. He flatters her, and she is intrigued. He says he has a lot of feelings for her, and she says they get along OK but he is still a big kid, and she needs a proper bloke who actually cares about her and wouldn't up and leave if he got a good job. He tells her she is important to him, and he wants to get together properly; she takes him for a sucker by assuming he wants to propose to her. Then she says she's had worse, and she might need some more persuading. She calls him cheeky and drags him indoors.

Alice has cooked, and is in a good mood; Martha is asleep in her rocker, and Chris will be able to eat in peace. Alice has decided on the basis of Brian's compliments that she and Chris have probably been worrying about nothing. She tells Chris about the chocolates, but doesn't mention the wine.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 7th April, 2021

George is not at his birthday party; more worryingly, nor is Alice.

Characters: Emma, Chris, Will, Kate, Phoebe, Brian, Alice
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Liz John
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Emma is offering to fetch a blanket for Martha, while she and Chris wait outside Grange Farm for George to get back for his birthday party. Emma is encouraging about Alice coping so well with being a mother; Chris tells her Alice is hoovering the lounge before coming over. Emma hasn't heard back about the nail bar. Will comes over to have a look at Martha and offers Chris a beer, but Chris says tea is fine. Then he and Emma reminisce with Will about being sixteen and what they used to get up to.

Kate is showing off about rewilding to Phoebe, and Phoebe doesn't want to know; she doesn't want Kate's 'help'. She thinks, accurately, that Kate hasn't been listening to her and is trying to take things over. She is more interested in compost toilets than Kate's ideas, which seem to involve wholesale relocation of the yurts to the rewilding land. Eventually Kate takes herself off to drop in on Alice and Martha.

Chris and Emma are still chatting with Will about babies, but Chris can't blank the worry and just enjoy things. He wants Alice to bring George's present before George arrives. Will reckons George reminds him of Joe. Then George texts to say he is busy and will be late; he is with friends discussing going on holiday together. Chris goes off to fetch Alice while Will and Emma decide George can't go on holiday without them. Only they can't stop him if he is paying for himself, which was why he wanted money for his birthday: cunning, just like Joe.

Brian is supporting Kate's tree-house idea; but he isn't clear about why Kate is muscling in on Phoebe's project. Phoebe explains about Kate wanting to move Spiritual Home from Broad Acre onto Phoebe's land. Brian is thoroughly annoyed by that, given that his house was sold because she refused to move Spiritual Home, and Phoebe promises to tell her she can't put her yurts on rewilding land..

Chris meets Kate, who has assumed Alice was out because there was no answer when she knocked; he stops her from going back with him. Sure enough, Alice is passed out when he gets in. She wakes and decides to feed Martha, but is clearly drunk; Chris sees a wine-bottle. He won't hand over the baby, and starts apologising to Martha, telling her he will get her some formula. When Alice protests that the baby needs her, he tells her to get away from them, taking Martha and slamming the door behind them.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 8th April, 2021

Kirsty has had an idea; Alice proposes one as well.

Characters: Alice, Chris, Kirsty, Helen, Lee
Credited scriptwriters for the week:
Katie Hims & Liz John
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice is trying to get through to Chris and say she is so sorry. Chris isn't willing to let her get away with it. He drove around for hours last night and when he found an open shop he bought every sort of formula they sold. He refuses to let her feed Martha because of the alcohol, even though Alice says that after twelve hours the milk should be fine. Martha is crying, and Alice says she is crying for her.

Kirsty turns up to see Helen very early; she wants to tell Helen about the letter she's had from Philip's solicitor, and she wants to to talk to Lee and Helen together about the brilliant idea she's had.

Alice doesn't want Martha to get used to the bottle, because she is in physical agony and having to express into the sink; Chris declines to accept the blame for this, and is not sympathetic at all about what she has done to herself. He says that he needs to understand why she got hammered. She tells him about the wine, and how she planned to keep it as a safety net, which he finds frankly unlikely. She does a lot of self-justifying, and he doesn't make any comment while she flounders. Eventually he points out that she has support and ought to use it; Lisa, perhaps.

Kirsty has led Lee and Helen to the Beechwood house, because she wants them to live there. Apparently Philip is going to pay back the proceeds of crime from his savings and the sale of the flat, so that the house can be Kirsty's, and she wants to let it to them.

Alice has spoken to Lisa, who is glad she has been honest about her feelings. She justifies not telling Chris because she didn't want to see how he would look if she did. She swears she isn't going to drink again, and he ought to believe it because she loves him. He is still unconvinced that he can ever trust her. She says she is still learning how to do this, and he tells her he isn't sure how much more he can take: he hasn't got anything left. He's so tired, and out of his depth. Martha starts to cry again, and Alice goes to get her.

Lee is planning where to site climbing frames and other toys for the boys in the garden, and Helen is glad they would be so close to her parents. Kirsty wants to know what they have decided. Lee says it's a yes from him; Kirsty says she can definitely let it to them, but Helen expects there to be a catch: there is always a catch. They can buy it later if they want to, explains Kirsty; Helen says they would love to. So that is something good coming out of the whole mess, as far as Kirsty is concerned.

Alice is feeding Martha, and has calmed down. Chris asks if she wants anything, and she says she could do with him forgiving her; but he meant like a cup of tea, or a biscuit. Yet again she promises, swears on her life, that she won't drink again. But she can't swear on Martha's life. She's had an idea: she was thinking they could get her christened. Chris isn't sure: as Alice herself has said, they aren't religious and he doesn't think it's the answer. Alice says she doesn't think it's the answer either, but they need to celebrate Martha, and Chris agrees after a lot of hesitation. But he says he loves Alice, and that he always will; she says he's a good man, a saint, and that she is going to make it all right, but he has to believe her. He says that he does.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 12th April, 2021

Jazzer succeeds by failing, and Alice is making things worse.

Characters: Jazzer, Tracy, Alice, Susan, Lisa
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Tim Stimpson

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jim has lent Jazzer the Riley for a date with Tracy, complete with plastic-covered seats. Jazzer assures Tracy it's nothing personal and she points out that Alice giving birth in the car must have nearly given Jim a heart attack. They are on a visit to a Tudor house called Trueman's Hall, which isn't what Tracy was expecting and is not the sort of place he took Jade. She sees some bluebells in the woods and says they are her favourite flowers. They also spot a man in a flat cap, who seems to be watching them.

Alice has gone to the shop for bread, and tells Susan Alan has squeezed in Martha's christening in the first week of May. Susan is very excited and wants to lend them a christening gown, but Adam has already lent them Xander's. Susan then starts to ask about catering, but Fallon is doing that, which rather takes the wind out of Susan's sails; when she asks what she can do for the christening, Alice says just be there. Susan moves on to the question of godparents, and Alice says they have asked Harrison and Fallon; Susan suggests someone who loves babies and children for the third. Alice says yes, that is why they have asked Pip. Susan, who was clearly about to suggest Emma, is surprised, and Alice explains that they wanted to widen things beyond immediate family: Emma already has a role as Martha's aunt. Anyway, Pip has accepted.. Susan thinks they will need to speak to Emma and soften the blow, so Alice suggests Susan should do it.

Jazzer has chosen a perfect quiet place to watch a re-enactment, only nothing is happening. A socially distanced battle doesn't seem likely to Tracy, and indeed the flyer Jazzer has found is dated 2019. He is very sorry that his surprise has been destroyed by the pandemic. He wanted to show her that is not just the big kid she said he was and that he is interested in the wider world out there. Tracy tells him that she has seen a new side to him now, and they go for coffee at a van she has noticed. Flat-cap man is still taking an interest in them.

Lisa tells Alice that Emma won't be offended, and her family sound really supportive; she should tell them about the drinking so that they won't offer her alcohol, but Alice says she couldn't bear it. Even though Lisa says she did herself and it was fine, Alice asserts that it would kill her. She isn't sure Chris has really forgiven her: she can't forgive her, so she doesn't see why Chris should be able to. It's her disease, and she is the only one who can fix it, but she isn't sure she can. She just has to for Martha. And she is going to stop breast-feeding.

Jazzer has picked Tracy some bluebells, and the flat-capped man has turned out to be a vintage car enthusiast who was a bit disappointed by their ignorance about the Riley's gearbox and other such arcana. Tracy's phone rings: Susan wants to drop off their dad's medication with her. Tracy tells her she is out for the day, and puts the phone down after saying she is with a girl friend, which makes Jazzer wonder slightly what is going on.

Lisa is surprised about the breast-feeding, but Alice says it's fairer if Chris can bond with Martha too, and do some of the night feeds, and anyway she wants to go back to work to distract herself; she's sorry about going on to Lisa. Lisa tells her that talking with her helps Lisa, by reminding her that she herself is better but not well. One slip isn't the end of the world, says Lisa, and gives Alice good advice about distracting herself when she feels stressed or wants a drink. Lisa doesn't think her partner still judges her after six years, though she judges herself, and she predicts that Alice and Chris will be happy when Martha is the age that Dylan is now.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 13th April, 2021

Kate is Kate, and Harrison is helpful.

Characters: Kate, Jennifer, Harrison, Alice, Fallon
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Tim Stimpson

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kate has been trying to talk to Brian, who has walked off after not speaking to her. Jennifer explains he is upset about Kate wanting to move the yurts now after everything she put them through. Kate aggressively insists that it wasn't her fault Home Farm was sold and anyway they are perfectly happy living in their new house, and then complains that Jennifer doesn't want to talk to her, preferring to think about the food for the christening. Kate had not heard about Fallon being a godmother, and is prepared to go over the history of the land-poisoning all over again; Jennifer tells her she needs to think before opening her mouth.

Harrison is talking to Martha, in her pram that was a very expensive present from Lilian. He is flattered at being asked to be a godfather, but then mentions Chris looking shattered; Alice says that it was a one-off, assuming Chris had mentioned her drinking, and decides to go home immediately.

Fallon is having a zoom conversation with Jennifer about the catering for the christening, and Kate is heckling. Jennifer suggests having a theme, as they did once before; Kate suggests family or loyalty, and, when Jennifer wonders whether Kate has somewhere else to be, Kate goes on trying to interfere, and tell Fallon how to do her job, and make trouble for Jennifer. She tells Jennifer that Alice hates quiche, which Jennifer, who took her one a few days ago, does not believe; Kate decides to ring up and and ask her.

Alice is confessing her lapse to Harrison when her phone rings; it's just Kate and she ignores it. Harrison reassures her that falling off the wagon wasn't the end of the world, but she's devastated about her one slip in one hundred and thirty-two days, and is sure Chris hasn't forgiven her and will not; she suggests that they are going through a bad patch as a result. Harrison says Martha thinks she is doing a wonderful job, and Alice tells Harrison she can't talk to Chris the way she can to him. He says it's different when you are in a relationship. She tells him she is going to her support group on Thursday. Kate tries again to ring, and Harrison leaves after saying he will always be there if Alice does need to talk.

Jennifer has allowed herself to get involved in argument with Kate, with Fallon occasionally trying to get a word in edgeways. Kate is being objectionable, and says several things disparaging Fallon's catering and claiming she won't be able to cook for vegans while ignoring Fallon, who eventually suggests they decide what they want between them and Jennifer talk with her tomorrow, and cuts the connection. Jennifer has little or no time for Kate at that point.

Fallon has been offended by the suggestion Jennifer is lowering her standards by asking her to do the catering, and by Kate in general. Harrison smooths her ruffled feathers by showing her pictures of him with Martha. Fallon asks suspiciously whether he is getting broody, but he says the great thing about godparenthood is being able to hand them back.

Alice is being verbally assaulted by Kate, who insists Alice doesn't like quiche; Alice tells her that actually she does quite like it. Kate instantly assumes she is taking sides, and Alice is left wondering what has hit her, saying that she has enough to deal with and doesn't need drama. Kate laughs the idea that Alice can cope alone to scorn, and proclaiming that she will always be her sister rings off, having poisoned Alice's day.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 14th April, 2021

Helpfulness has broken out all over the village.

Characters: Susan, Jim, Tracy, Jazzer, Jennifer, Fallon
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Tim Stimpson

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jim offers help to Susan with folding a recalcitrant box into a treasure chest for lollipops, which she declines, and she in turn makes suggestions for village amenities. Neil's ideas are not being followed by the council, and she wants there to be a proper legacy of his chairmanship of the PC. She is also thinking of standing for the council; but the deadline for nomination papers has passed, and Jim cannot make an exception to the rules for her. Miffed, she sends him off to man the till.

Tracy finds Jazzer cleaning the Riley for a second time to try to meet Jim's exacting standards, and tells him that Neil wants staff for his outdoor pig-unit. She has come to apologise for lying to Susan about their date; she needed to talk to the kids first. They are fine with it, even if she has scotched Brad's hopes of more home-brew. She'll now break it to Susan.

Jennifer is giving Fallon some some tips for making rhubarb and ginger cupcakes, which Fallon clearly feels she doesn't need. Fallon suggests that since Jennifer is cooking, she herself might now go and help Emma, but Jennifer wants her to watch. Jennifer feels she owes Fallon an explanation for Kate's behaviour, which was pique about not being asked to be a godmother. She has no idea of the effect she has on people, says Jennifer sadly; that's quite common, replies Fallon, deadpan.

Susan too is going on about godparents, and Emma being disappointed; she laughs at the idea of Jazzer in the rôle. Whilst Susan is being rude about him, Tracy tells her she is going out with Jazzer, and it might be serious. Susan goes on, accusing him of being bone idle, and Tracy calls her on that since he like Susan has two jobs; she compares Jazzer being calm in a crisis to Neil, and points out that the pair of them also love pigs. By the end of their conversation Susan is gradually coming round.

Jazzer has triumphed and the treasure chest has been achieved; he then tells Jim that the mature woman he fancied is in fact Tracy. Jim has won ten pounds, because Alistair thought it was Jade. Jim 'traced' her by her perfume, which lingered in the air after she had stayed the night and also lingered in the Riley, as well as being obvious when she was in the shop. Jazzer asks what he thinks: apart from her behaviour on the cricket pitch, which leaves something to be desired, she seems fine, says Jim.

Jennifer is pleased with her cupcakes, and Fallon is impressed with them. Jennifer has loved spreading out to do some cooking, and the big kitchen at the tearoom has made her happy, for the first time in ages, to be baking; she really misses her old kitchen. She offers to help cook there if Fallon ever needs her to, and Fallon says she'll remember that.

Jim tells Susan that Jazzer managed to make the treasure chest, and turns out to have one over on her because he had guessed about Jazzer being with Tracy and she had not. Jim doesn't blow Jazzer's trumpet (no, not at all) at some length, ending by saying that a valuable characteristic of his is that what you see is what you get. Susan reluctantly agrees that maybe he and Tracy will be fine together, shared tendency to get into scrapes and all. Jim has no idea whether it will last.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 15th April, 2021

Tony has a pleasant afternoon, and Alice a disastrous evening.

Characters: Tony, Helen, Lee, Susan, Alice, Harrison
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Tim Stimpson

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tony couldn't find any Aberdeen Angus models for his railway layout model of Bridge Farm, so he has been painting models of Friesians black. Helen is dismissive of his 'new' enthusiasm, though Lee is genuinely interested, and when Tony shows him a new digital controller he is definitely impressed, and wants a go with it. Helen drags him away.

Martha is being restive about feeding from a bottle; Susan is surprised Alice is giving up breast feeding. Alice says she is going to meet some people that evening for a couple of hours, leaving Christopher to look after Martha. Susan offers to have Chris and the baby to stay over so that Alice can have a good night's sleep at home. Alice was only going out for two hours, but Susan presses her case. She wants to be distracted from worrying about Tracy and Jazzer.

Lee has brought Tony some coffee, and Tony tells him about his Castle Class 4-6-0 locomotive the Earl of St Germans (1936, Swindon, no. 5050), then apologises for boring him. Lee confesses that he is jealous, because he too loves models, superheroes in his case, but his daughters don't so he is a bit deprived. Tony asks him about work, where Lee has been having a bit of a hard time, and he is grateful to Tony and the family for helping him get through it and for keeping his fridge well stocked, at least.

Alice has rung Harrison, and says she is sorry, and is a total mess. She's drunk and is afraid to go home. He tells her to listen: he needs to know where she is. She has pulled the car off the road into Leader's Wood, and he tells her to stay put and not touch the keys or go anywhere: he is coming to find her.

Tony and Lee are discussing Spiderman and the difference between the comics and the films. Lee used to be given superhero figures by his dad after the divorce from his mum; maybe he uses superheroes as a sort of substitute for having a father. Tony tells him that model of the Flying Scotsman was John's and having got it working again makes him feel closer to his dead son. They are both playing happily when Helen turns up and tries to stop them. Tony teases her with suggestions about an action figure of Wonder Woman for her birthday, and Lee joins in.

Harrison is going to take Alice home in his car. He can't promise Chris won't be upset; no, because he's not there, says Alice. He's at his mum's and he'll have had supper made for him, and Susan will be cuddling Martha. She knows they will take the baby away from her; she says she thinks it's all over, becoming hysterical. Harrison tries to calm her, but she claims that she doesn't want to be sober, drinking is the only thing that makes her feel normal. She says everything is fake, and she is stuck pretending to be a person that isn't her. She has lost the Alice she used to be. Harrison goes on talking her down and telling her not to think like that. She says that she feels useless and dirty and ashamed, and Chris keeps saying they'll get through it but she's sure it's never going to be right again. Harrison says lots of people care about her, he cares about her, and she just has to keep trying. She promptly lunges at him, and he is horrified.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 19th April, 2021

Harrison is put through an inquisition, and Jazzer helps out.

Characters: Alice, Harrison, Neil, Jazzer, Fallon
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Nick Warburton

Director:
Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice finds Harrison and apologises to him for last week, which she realises was out of order. He points out that if he had done it, it would have been assault, but he stopped her in time. She hasn't told Chris, and doesn't remember telling Harrison that she didn't want to be sober. He wants to know why she had been drinking that night, when she had been doing so well. She says, because there was nothing to stop her. She doesn't expect him to understand the craving; it doesn't go away for a single moment. She just thought why not, when Chris and Martha were out of the way. Harrison was shocked that she told him they would be better off without her; she begs him not to tell either Chris or Fallon about it, but he says that Fallon has noticed something is wrong, and, unlike Alice, he can't lie to the person he loves.

Neil greets Jazzer as they are both going for coffee at the tearoom. Jazzer has already seen to the fish and wanted to stretch his legs, whereas Neil is rushed off his feet because he can't find the right people to deal with the new gilts, but the coffee machine at Berrow has run out. He doesn't know how they will cope, and he was going to give Jazzer a call, but Jazzer quickly tells him that he doesn't want to trade the cosy poly-tunnels for pig-arc moving in the winter mud. Then Neil gets a call, because there has been a break-out during the delivery.

Harrison tells Fallon about Alice being drunk last Thursday, and that Alice made a pass at him. Fallon is horrified, and very surprised. She wants to go straight round there to have it out with Alice, but Harrison tells her there's more.

Neil can't believe the gates were left open; but they've got most of the new gilts back. There should be another four, which are probably hiding. Jazzer doesn't reckon anyone at Home Farm will have noticed that he's missing, and stays to help some more. A speeding driver passes them, which worries Neil for the pigs' sake, but Jazzer has spotted them in the trees, exactly where he thought they would be.

Fallon can't believe that Alice is an alcoholic and Harrison has known since last year and not told her. He explains that Alice didn't want anyone to know, and nor did Chris, who told him about it. So what else is he keeping from her, she asks, and what was Alice playing at on Thursday? He thinks Alice may have wanted to do something unforgivable so Chris would leave her. Fallon doesn't understand that she could give up drink while she was pregnant but not now: Harrison tells her about the detox. Fallon is beginning to realise that Alice too has been lying, and that the person she thought she knew isn't real.

Neil and Jazzer are putting the gilts where they belong, and Neil tells Jazzer he makes it look easy. One of the pigs has caught Jazzer's fancy, and Neil laughs at him then offers him the guided tour. He can spare ten minutes, surely? They have quad bikes and tractors to help with the job, he says enticingly. Jazzer points out that fish aren't escape artists.

Fallon advises telling Chris about it; she can see that Alice is putting herself at risk, and that Chris needs to know. Harrison thinks he has enough on his plate already, and then reveals that Alice has fallen off the wagon before. Fallon reckons she is on the slippery slope, and Chris definitely needs to know. And there's the question of Martha's safety. Harrison is torn; what he had thought was the perfect married couple is now on a knife-edge, and he doesn't want to be the one who pushes them over.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 20th April, 2021

Recalling: Lilian wants to, Justin doesn't want to, Fallon does and Alice claims she can't.

Characters: Lilian, Justin, Chris, Fallon, Alice
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Nick Warburton

Director:
Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lilian has been going through her boxes of memories looking for something to go in the time capsule. Justin wants her to be less personal; time capsules are for current things, not memories of the past. He won't be putting anything in it, because he would rather think of the future. For instance they have no new business venture; he will be able to start one as soon as he has sold his share of the barn he wanted the rewilders to buy, and luckily Serena Horne is a potential purchaser. Lilian is more interested in her personal mementoes, and showing them to Justin. She shows him a lapel pin, which she bought when Ruby won a prize in a show. Justin suggests the whole lot could go in a skip, and is rude about a painting by twelve-year-old Lilian. Then she finds an old cigar box which is not hers; it must have been Dad's. But it is Justin's: a box of mementoes which he doesn't want her see.

Chris invites Fallon in, to see Alice and Martha. She refuses tea; she isn't going to stay, she just wants something sorted.

Lilian is delighted to find Justin's ping-pong medal, or rather, as he insists, his table tennis medal. The box is his sports archive; she coos over a photograph in which he is wearing his hair slicked down in honour of Denis Compton. They enjoy reminiscing until Lilian finds a play cast-list in which Justin is noted as 'the spirit of spring'.

Fallon has told Chris and Alice that she and Harrison don't want to be Martha's godparents after all, and left. Alice tries to cover it up and say they have changed their minds, and that they are already godparents to Harrison's nephew, and other excuses for them, but Chris can't just let it be. He's afraid he must have offended Harrison, and is very upset that they want to walk away from Martha. He wants to have a word with Harrison, but Alice begs him to leave it, and says that she will talk it over with Fallon.

Lilian has found something rather amazing; a photograph of Justin as the spirit of spring in the second form. He is annoyed and tells her she had no business poking about in his sports box. He says nobody would recognise him, and he almost begs her not to show it to anyone to prove that he could be recognised. She eventually offers to dispose of the picture.

Alice has gone to see Fallon to try to talk her round, explaining that she doesn't remember what she was doing; but Fallon's father was a drunk, and she is not interested in Alice's apologies because she has heard it all before. However, Fallon doesn't plan to tell Chris, unless Alice does something like it again. She is adamant in the face of Alice begging her still to be a godparent, and says she feels that they should just keep their distance from one another for a bit: that would be best, wouldn't it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 21st April, 2021

Harmony at Greenacres and discord at Lower Loxley Hall.

Characters: Lily, Elizabeth, Tracy, Jazzer, Rex, Jim
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Nick Warburton

Director:
Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

It's Elizabeth's birthday and Lily asks whether she enjoyed her lunch with Vince. She did, but is now worrying about the state of the guttering. Vince got her a silk scarf, which Lily dismisses as unoriginal but Elizabeth defends as being both beautiful and very expensive. Freddie needs the car, but he will give Lily a lift into Borchester and she can catch the bus home in time for the birthday tea.

Jazzer has turned up at Grey Gables, in his work gear, to see Tracy. She is nervous about supper with Jim in the evening: he hardly knows her, and they need something to talk about besides cricket. She doesn't want to make the same mistakes Jade did. She is looking up information about an actress whom she has discovered won an award in a Greek play.

Rex has picked up Lily, who hasn't managed to catch the bus home, in his taxi. He tells her about his lease expiring and not getting the council farm; it looks as if he's going to become a full-time taxi-driver, given that Tom is looking for a new supplier of pork for his sausages. Lily says he mustn't give up hope; he tells her the rents people charge for land are off the scale. He'd be happy with rough ground, but can't find any, which gives Lily an idea.

Jim is telling Tracy and Jazzer about the democratic system, with the Parish Council in mind; Tracy mentions the ancient Greeks having invented democracy. They struggle a bit to make conversation, not helped by Jazzer interjecting things: Jim asks after her children, and Tracy tells him she has been reading up about the ancient Greeks, including the theatre, so they get talking about and the legacy of drama: the Greeks are responsible for the magic of Lynda Snell, says Jim wryly.

Lily is showing Rex some rough ground on the Lower Loxley estate, out of sight of the house. It's a big site, with a lane for access onto the road. The pigs would love it, brambles and oak trees and all. She thinks it's about time it was put to good use. Rex can't believe his luck and wonders whether it would really be possible: wouldn't Elizabeth object? Leave Elizabeth to her, Lily tells him grandly.

Tracy is telling an anecdote about her job, and Jim appreciates it. He compares her to Susan in not taking nonsense or rudeness from anyone, and she and Jim agree that being on a mobile at the counter in the shop is rude. They are getting on very well, and Tracy has had a lovely evening.

Lily has got home late for tea, and explains to a miffed Elizabeth why she was late, and has clearly told her mother her latest idea for giving succour to a male waif-and-stray. Elizabeth is strongly opposed to the idea of pigs at Lower Loxley: as a farmer's daughter she knows about pigs getting out. And she's seen Rex's set-up at Hollowtree. And she knows about the way pigs smell. Lily uses the 'this will annoy David' card, but it doesn't work. The answer is No.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 22nd April, 2021

Tracy is constructive, Alice is destructive.

Characters: Chris, Alice, Jazzer, Tracy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Nick Warburton

Director:
Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chris is singing a nursery rhyme to Martha when Alice comes in to tell him she's packing. She says she can't be with them any longer.

Jazzer and Tracy are talking about her trying too hard to please the Prof by acting knowledgeable. She doesn't want Chelsea to be the way she used to be at school, not bothering to try, and worries about her daughter's GCSEs; she doesn't want her to turn out the way she has herself. Jazzer says someone who did would be just fine.

Chris doesn't understand, though Alice says he has to; she has to leave for him and Martha. She hasn't had a drink: she's been watching him with Martha and knows that they would be better off without her, but he doesn't get it. He tells her that he does get it, and tries to stop her from packing.

Tracy is enjoying her visit to the aquaponics set-up, and says she is interested because of the lettuce they get at Grey Gables. Jazzer tells her sharply not to tinker with the pump, and explains that the water goes from the fish to the plants, the plants clean it up and it's pumped back to the fish. He admits he's bored by it, and all the company he ever sees is Adam, coming round for a moan. She asks why he doesn't chuck it in, then, when he could find something better: Berrow, for example; she's fed up with him moaning about it. She definitely plugs Berrow, but he is unable to think of anywhere else to keep his home-brew. She offers him the roller shed at the cricket pitch.

Alice is attacking Chris, and refusing to accept that he is not hurt by her behaviour but prepared to try and go on trying for as long as it takes. He says that he can take the pain, but she asks what if she were drunk and threw herself at his best friend? Is that still good?

Tracy can't see why Jazzer doesn't give up the fish. But fair enough: livestock is livestock: fish, pigs ... Jazzer immediately defends the pigs as personalities. If so, why not choose to work at Berrow? she asks shrewdly. It's not as simple as that, he says; he remembers his previous interview at Berrow, which [in a revision of history, as is borne out by the BBC website. Chris] he says he did try for. When they turned him down that knocked him back and made him feel useless. They had no place for him, and maybe he was no good at anything after all. She argues that this time he has Tracy behind him: she believes in him, and she'll still believe in him even if they don't want him again. Eventually he agrees there is no harm in trying.

Chris demands that Alice tell him all about Harrison, and what happened during the whole of that evening. She spills the entire story, and how she couldn't tell Chris about her feelings after the support group meeting but she could tell Harrison. She tries to stop him from blaming Harrison, saying he was horrified and couldn't wait to get away. Chris says, before, it was the drink, and this time it was cheating: he wants to know whether it was the drink that made her do that, or was it how she really feels? She protests that she really loves him. He opens the door and tells her that if she wants to leave, she'd better. He doesn't know anything any more.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 26th April, 2021

Ben unveils a plan and Ruairi gives Justin a map.

Characters: Ben, Ruairi, Lilian, Justin, David, Ruth
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Mcdonald-Hughes & Daniel Thurman

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ben is burying the time capsule, with Ruairi taking pictures. He says a few joking words, but Ruairi suggests it should be videoed for the village website and he has to be more serious for that, so he says what the capsule is, and gives the date and suggests when it should be opened. Ruairi points out they might not be there to dig it up. They start to consider what they might be doing in ten years' time. Ben has a plan but has not yet told his parents, and he will do that today.

Alice and Chris have been visiting Jenny, as Lilian reports to Justin. They are having trouble finding a new godfather: asking Jakob would be sure to cause ructions with Kate. Justin is not attending, but manages to repeat her words to her; he is looking for his Damara pen, which Lilian has given to Ben for the time capsule without asking. She has given a lot of things for Ben to choose from, including old photos. Including the daffodil. Justin is angry about that, completely reasonably. He doesn't think she had any right to do it: it was a picture which reminded him of unhappiness. He wants to stop the burying and decides not to go to a meeting but deal with that at once.

David is vaccinating sheep, with Ruth and Ben to help. Ben wants to talk to them about university. He isn't enjoying the course: it just isn't him, and he doesn't think he wants to continue, although the work is not a problem; he'd rather drop out. Suddenly there's no sympathy, from either of them: he can't expect just to hang about doing nothing. He tells them that he doesn't want to go on doing something he doesn't care about, and he knows what he does want to do: train to be a nurse.

Justin demands that Ruairi find Ben for him, because he needs to speak to him urgently about the time capsule. Ruairi informs him that it's already been buried. Justin says he needs to get a document out of it, now, but Ruairi is not going to help him. Digging up the capsule would break his Moral Code, if Justin knows what one of those is. However, they made a map of where it is and he will leave it there for Justin to do the job himself.

Ruth is arguing against Ben's idea, and David points out that nursing is hard work and a huge responsibility. Is he sure he is ready to deal with life-and-death? Ben says that he isn't yet but he will be when he's trained. He has done his research and he could apply to start in September, and he's signed up to do some volunteer work experience chatting with elderly people isolated because of the pandemic. His parents start to come round, although they are clearly worried. David insists that he can't change his mind after six months if he doesn't like it.

Justin is digging, and has hurt his shoulder. Ruairi pops up again to tell him he is digging in the wrong place, points out which tree he ought to be under, then leaves him to get on with it, telling him that if he'd asked nicely he might have helped, but he didn't so he won't. Oh, and when Justin has finished, can they have their map back please?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 27th April, 2021

Joy helps Kirsty out, and Freddie is directed to help Russ.

Characters: Freddie, Elizabeth, Kirsty, Lee, Joy, Vince
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Mcdonald-Hughes & Daniel Thurman

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Freddie asks Elizabeth what she thinks about refusing to take the pigs; he is very unhappy with the idea because that woodland is special to him. It was his and Lily's refuge when Nigel died. Elizabeth changes the subject: she wanted to ask him a favour about Russ and an al fresco life-drawing class which Russ is meant to be organising and has made a mess of; Freddie wants him left to it, but Elizabeth wants Freddie to sort Russ out.

Kirsty and Lee are packing things out of the Beechwood house, with Joy's help. She can sell a lot of the furniture, because Lee will be bringing some of his own. Joy suggests a tea-break, and goes to fetch cake from home. Kirsty will miss her; she has a good heart and makes Kirsty laugh. She's been looking forward to a family moving in, and Kirsty tells Lee that Joy has taken a shine to him.

Vince has turned up at Lower Loxley and is sitting looking at the view when Elizabeth encounters him. She tells Vince that Freddie is fed up with her about Russ, and Lily isn't pleased with her either. A full explanation about Rex and the pigs follows; Elizabeth suspects he'd be a hassle and a high maintenance tenant. Vince muses that it is David getting rid of Rex. Then he mentions that the old oaks might mean there were pigs there before. Vince says pigs have a certain charm about them....

Joy is learning Spanish and by her own account is making quite a good job of it: she says 'Welcome, new neighbour!' to Lee in Spanish with a very English accent. She talks about her plans to run for the parish council, and having decided not to, but Kirsty and Lee encourage her as preferable to Hilary Noakes. She is easily talked round by Lee; she would love to make a contribution to the village, and he has given her the push she needs. Whilst she is fetching her purse to go with him to the shop, Kirsty makes fun of him and tells him he's definitely got an admirer in Joy.

Elizabeth has found another rotten window-frame, caused by the broken guttering; more expense. She asks whether Vince thinks she should let the woodland, and takes credit to herself for all the improvements to Lower Loxley since Julia's time. She debates Rex's merits as a tenant aloud, and then says that Vince has convinced her she should let him the land, and she will blame it on Vince if anything goes wrong.

Joy is flattering Lee fulsomely. They meet Freddie coming out of the shop, and he explains that he looks fed up because of Russ, who hasn't even organised posters for the drawing class; on top of that, the model has dropped out. Joy volunteers Lee for it, and after a bit of hesitation he agrees. Joy thinks perhaps she'd like to join the class, and then as Lee goes into the shop stays behind for a moment to speak to Freddie. She's worried that Lee may not have seen the poster for the event, which says it's a life-drawing class; she explains confidentially that means nude. Freddie is sure that won't be a big deal for Lee. Joy says she'll come early to get a good place: she is looking forward to it already.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 28th April, 2021

Ed is helpful by choice, and Lilian under compulsion.

Characters: Lilian, Justin, Eddie, Mia, Ed, David
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Mcdonald-Hughes & Daniel Thurman

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lilian is drooling about the idea of a naked Lee at the life-drawing class, and Justin is being annoyed about Ruairi and about his hurt shoulder. Lilian says his pride has been wounded; he says that he is going to borrow Eddie's metal detector. Lilian forbids him to do any more digging, whereupon he says that he won't be: she will. He threatens her with publishing pictures she would mind about as much as he does about the daffodil: of her during last year, with her roots showing.

Eddie is arranging something to do with Clarrie on the QT with someone in Loxley Barrett. Mia and Ed laugh about it and him, but Mia thinks Eddie and Clarrie being soulmates is lovely. Mia is bored out of her head, according to her own account, but Ed notices she is reading from a book that is upside-down and accuses her of dreaming about a boy. She denies having a boyfriend, because they are too complicated for her, but Ed tries to reassure her that boys are simple. She says maybe he could help her, at that.

Justin asks Eddie for the loan of his metal detector for a couple of hours; Eddie immediately says it will cost him fifteen pounds an hour. Justin denies having ambitions to be a detectorist and claims to be looking for his keys, dropped in the garden. Eddie asks him for a lift to Loxley Barrett for a tenner off the cost of the detector, and says he'll explain how to use the detector on the way over there.

Ed is telling Mia about his own youth, tells her about Dross, and admits to not having been interested in school. He also admits to having done stupid things to try to get Emma to notice him, like climbing on the church roof and getting stuck. Mia suggests that it's easier to climb the church than to talk to someone. Her pash doesn't even know she exists.

Lilian is now being instructed by Justin in how to use the metal detector, which eventually begins whooping. Lilian says she will start to dig.

Mia bemoans the fact that she knows how to talk about climate change but not ordinary things, so Ed tells her that talking about the environment doesn't make her a geek, and encourages her to start there and not try to be someone she isn't. Be yourself is basic but true, they agree.

Lilian has dug up the time capsule, and they have got out the picture. Justin is very relieved, and tears it up. All they have left to do is re-bury the thing. But Lilian now wants to look at everything in there, and finds something she declares to be very interesting just as David arrives to find out what is going on.

Eddie has bought an old limo to do up for the re-wedding. Mia disapproves because of the carbon footprint, but he says it is for one day only and doesn't she want Clarrie to be happy?

Lilian is trying to explain what has happened, and says she gave a private photo to Ben by accident, which makes David assume the worst. And have you retrieved the capsule, asks David, before starting to smother laughter in a rather obvious way. Lilian tells him it's not like that but she doesn't want Ben to know what's been going on, and David takes himself off chuckling; Justin laughs as well, because Lilian has mud in her hair. With a terrible inevitability they start to have a mud-fight, and Justin hurts his shoulder again, then is told that Lilian has the daffodil negative in the loft.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 29th April, 2021

Jakob is inflexible, and Elizabeth changes her mind.

Characters: Jakob, Alice, Elizabeth, Rex, Kate
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Mcdonald-Hughes & Daniel Thurman

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jakob encounters Alice on his way to the surgery and admires Martha. He asks whether Alice is all right, because he has noticed she seems anxious; Alice is surprised he is speaking to her after her not asking him or Kate to be a godparent for Martha. She awkwardly explains why they have chosen Rex instead of him, but he'd had no idea he had been considered at all.

Elizabeth has come to talk about the pigs with Rex. He says that since Lower Loxley is off the table he has had to rethink, and he has cut ties with Bridge Fresh.

Jakob had never thought that he might be seen as godfather material, and tells Alice that Rex, Pip and Emma are the perfect choices. He emphasises that while he may be with Kate, he is his own person and tries not to get involved with her silly arguments, so frequent as they are. He really isn't interested in them. All the ranting is a waste of energy, and exhausts both him and Kate.

Rex is being positive about going it alone and selling direct to the customer. He's given it all a lot of thought, just as he did the idea of keeping the pigs at Lower Loxley; he saw opportunities there. He starts to list them: free-range meat reared on site would be great for the Orangery, for instance.

Kate is sounding off at Jakob about Phoebe not letting her take over at the rewilding. He finally shouts at her about her constant discontented behaviour, and suggests that it is possible that Phoebe is right. Alice too might have the right not to accede to her demands and anyway he doesn't want to be a godfather.. She tells him she refuses to be lectured, but he says firmly that it wasn't a lecture: it was a wake-up call, and she doesn't always have to fight. She's forty-three and she ought to act her age: she doesn't always have to throw her toys out of the pram just because people expect her to. She's better than that, and she ought to stop embracing her bad image.

Rex is still talking about the plans he'd had before he was told Lower Loxley wasn't going to happen. They could organise meet-the-farmer events, and Rex could really inspire people to go and eat in the Orangery, and with out-door eating likely to be what happens this summer they could have hog roasts, and Argentine-style barbecues. He offers more and more possibilities, and Elizabeth likes hearing his ideas. Finally she proposes to draw up a tenancy agreement for him. He is delighted, and she goes to tell Lily the good news.

Alice tells Kate wearily that she doesn't need to go on with the argument, but Kate has come to apologise, rather to Alice's surprise. She is happy just to be Martha's aunt, so long as she is the favourite aunt, and asks Alice's forgiveness. Alice says she will forgive her once she has her breath back. Kate attributes her change of face to Jakob's telling her about all the times she has screwed up; Alice assures her she isn't a screw-up as she seems to be claiming and that she really doesn't need to go over all her mistakes. Kate wallows in her past stupidity just the same; she talks about how she regrets her marriage ten years ago [twenty. Chris] and then losing her children, which really hurt her, and gives a lot of advice about forging strong bonds from babyhood on. She tells Alice that unlike Kate, Alice is sorted and has everything right and everything to look forward to: she's the golden child, stays on top of everything, and is seen by her parents as a credit to them. Then Kate thanks her for listening and hopes she feels better, the way Kate does herself. Rather shell-shocked, Alice signifies agreement.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 3rd May, 2021

Jazzer is moving on, and Joy stays firmly put.

Characters: Lee, Helen, Russ, Elizabeth, Adam, Brian, Joy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Katie Hims & Helen Aitken

Directors: Dave Payne and Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lee calls Helen to look at the pose Russ wants from him. He can't do it; he didn't know he'd be nude. Freddie didn't warn him. Helen has signed up for the class, and that makes it worse. She advises him to email Russ and say he can't do that and will require a different pose and a strategic scarf.

Russ had forgotten about anywhere for Lee to change, which Freddie has organised, as well as the posters and more people signing up. Joy arrives and is delighted when Russ says Lee will be in a standing pose. She wants to hand out fliers for her council bid, and manages to talk through Elizabeth about it. When she finally pauses Elizabeth reminds her that handing out leaflets is not covid compliant, and anyway Lower Loxley's management can't be seen to support one candidate over another. Lee isn't yet there, and Joy goes to choose the best seat.

Adam is being furious with Brian because Brian knew that Jazzer had applied for a job at Berrow and didn't give Adam a heads-up. Brian points out that Jazzer is entitled to do as he chooses. Eli is leaving soon too and Adam is fuming and wants to know who gave Jazzer the job anyway; Brian says that it was Neil and Martyn Gibson, and that he had declared a conflict of interest. Adam continues to throw a tantrum, which exasperates Brian.

Lee refuses to do Russ's chosen pose, and things get slightly heated. Helen intervenes, and Russ says he didn't see the email Lee sent him, and he refuses to cancel the class. Helen rather succeeds in gasting his flabber by suggesting that Russ will just have to take over the nude posing himself, then. He hastily gets out of it by pointing out that he is meant to be teaching the class.

Adam is grumbling on. Brian points out that they have no definite orders for the fish, and that while it was a great idea it hasn't worked. He doesn't believe orders will pick up, either; Adam accuses him of setting it up for Jazzer to leave. Brian suggests that they need to think of other ways of increasing their income, and wants the fishing lake spruced up, even though it didn't earn as much as the hydroponics before Covid. Adam accuses him of favouring Alice, and is unpleasant about it.

Elizabeth is angry about Russ having lost a second model in a week. Joy is disappointed that it looks as if the class will have to be cancelled, asks whether they couldn't find another model, then volunteers herself. Elizabeth is taken aback, but Russ is enthusiastic, and Joy says she hasn't been pressurised into saving the day, but she would like to make a speech afterwards. With her clothes on. And they will put up some of her flyers on the screen, won't they? Elizabeth ends up impressed, and will vote for her, and Russ seems impressed too.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 4th May, 2021

Susan is placated and Alan is platitudinous.

Characters: Alan, Alice, Susan, Jennifer, Chris
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Katie Hims & Helen Aitken

Directors: Dave Payne and Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alan is telling Alice about what will happen at the christening: she wanted to know what to expect, and is in something of a state. Alan tells her to slow down and take a deep breath, because all she has to concentrate on is what is important: Martha. He noticed she was unhappy about the blessing at the hospital, and she says she needed some space after the birth. She starts to talk about God seeing everything and judging her terribly.

When Jennifer meets her outside the shop, Susan is escaping from Joy Horville's account of the Lower Loxley event. She asks Jennifer about preparations for the christening tea. Jennifer says it's all taken care of, but Susan tells her she will be baking party favours for the guests: everything will be pink. Jennifer isn't much impressed, particularly by the four colours of edible glitter involved, and wants to have a look to see whether it will fit her scheme.

Alice has assumed that God is only interested in goodness, but Alan tells her that God isn't asking for perfection. Then he wants her to say what she thinks the christening is about, and when she seems unsure he explains that for him the ceremony is about showing everyone that a child is starting on an important journey. Even regular congregants are imperfect, and fail, but services are a chance to reflect alongside others and to be honest with oneself. God's love is unconditional, he tells her, particularly for sinners. He asks if she's had any thoughts about a reading, and suggests Mark 1: 'You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased.' She must learn to be able to accept forgiveness.

Jennifer is looking at the biscuits, which are to be iced as a picture of Martha, and rather too obviously finding them unacceptable because they aren't what she was expecting. Susan tells her plaintively that she wanted to show Alice and Christopher how happy Martha has made her, and Jennifer becomes tactful; they laugh together about the nose on the trial biscuit, which reminded Neil of Darth Vader, and Jennifer makes a suggestion about stiffer base icing and offers to help.

Chris gets home and greets Alice, who at first doesn't talk about how she has been feeling and talks about Martha instead. They are both trying too hard to keep things light; then Alice tells him that Lisa has suggested that she should distract herself, so she's been trying to make a picture album for Martha when she is older. She's found a photo of a beach near Bestival where they went on the morning after their first night together, and Chris suggests a holiday there later with Martha. She feels that Alan has unlocked part of her brain and made it possible for her to think about Martha's future: before, it was just a blank. Chris says he will help her with the album. She says that she never wants Martha to see her pissed, and Chris agrees that sounds a good plan. Martha wakes and cries, and Chris goes to make her bottle; Alice is glad that he made her stay with them.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 5th May, 2021

Mia wants to be with Ruairi, Brian has a shout, and Harrison is glad to be with Fallon.

Characters: Mia, Ruairi, Brian, Fallon, Ben, Harrison
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Katie Hims & Helen Aitken

Directors: Dave Payne and Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Mia encounters Ruairi on purpose as he is on his way to the shop on an errand for Jennifer; she wants to interview him for a school project to do with oil products used by teenagers in everyday life, and perhaps to identify just one to give up to help save the planet. He says it sounds brilliant, and agrees to be interviewed in about an hour.

Jennifer has sent Brian round with some (labelled) Tupperware for Fallon to use, and also a change of menu; Brian is miffed about Fallon and Harrison having pulled out of being godparents. Fallon excuses them on the grounds of being godparents to another child, whose mother minded about it. Brian is angry and says they have slapped Alice in the face, as if she hadn't had enough troubles with her pregnancy and the nightmare birth: and she's been a trouper through all of it. Fallon tells him he has no idea, then backs off from telling him why she really said that. He departs uttering veiled threats that the catering had better be perfect.

Ruairi has invited Ben along to be interviewed as well, which throws Mia slightly. She starts with Ruairi, but after the first question Ben and Ruairi begin to argue and are called back to order with difficulty. She tells them that many e-numbers are oil-derived, and the three come to agreement about loving foam bananas and prawns. She suggests they swap to vegan ones; that's not much of a sacrifice. She offers to order them online for Ruairi, and he swears on his life never to eat the non-vegan ones again. Ben clearly finds the whole business rather uncomfortable.

Fallon tells Harrison how much Brian has annoyed her, and wonders whether everyone at the christening party will be like him, demanding to know their reasons for dropping out of the godparenting. She thinks it's probably a good thing she didn't scream at Brian as she wanted to. Harrison has had a message from Chris: Alice has come clean and Chris is grateful for Harrison's help but says he and Alice need space for the moment. Fallon tells him he had to go and rescue her, and he did the proper thing. Harrison is not sure things will be all right, as she assures him they will; he thinks there's now a wall between him and Chris.

Ben tells Ruairi he has convinced his parents about nursing, but that what he actually wants to talk about is Mia being very happy to be with Ruairi, who seems not to have realised that Mia has a crush on him. When this is explained to him he says she's only fifteen. Ben says in that case he needs to be careful of her feelings.

Harrison is unhappy about Chris wanting to be left alone. Fallon is trying to comfort him, and he's monosyllabic in reply to her attempts. She wants to know whether he was flattered by Alice trying to kiss him; he says no, and that Alice isn't 'gorgeous' as Fallon claims she is. They agree they are better off not being a golden couple if that means being as wild as Alice; a bit boring is better. Except, Harrison says firmly, he has never ever been bored by Fallon. She boringly agrees that she is never bored by him either.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 6th May, 2021

A stitch in time saves nothing all.

Characters: Jennifer, Alice, Rex, Pip, Emma, Chris
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Katie Hims & Helen Aitken

Directors: Dave Payne and Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jennifer is mending a tear in the seam of the christening gown and being urged to sew faster by a twitchy Alice, who admits that she is tense but says she is really looking forward to the day. Jennifer proffers the bottle of champagne Pam Gibson has sent for the proud parents, but Alice doesn't want to take it despite her persuasion, so Jennifer agrees to keep it for them.

Godparents Rex and Pip are squabbling when Emma turns up: Pip is annoyed that Rex has found somewhere else to keep his pigs. Emma fiercely calls them to order and tells them they are being immature and they'll wreck Chris and Alice's day. Emma points out that she is Martha's aunt as well as her godmother, and grimly asserts that nothing is going to go wrong on her watch.

Chris has got Martha to sleep, and all seems to be well until Alice can't get her earrings in: Chris becomes suspicious and checks her handbag as Alice denies being drunk, and finds a lot of miniatures in there, some empty. Chris is furious, and tells her that she can't come to the church unless she is able to sober up. He goes to fetch her water and make some coffee.

Pip and Rex were terrified by Emma, and are embarrassed by how they must have sounded; they make it up with various compliments to each other. Rex says he will still be around at Brookfield while he is living at the Bungalow. Deciding that they are effectively family, they agree not to fight and certainly not to risk being told off by Emma again.

Emma and Jennifer are putting out the party favours, which are now acknowledged by Jennifer to have been an inspired idea of Susan's. They are getting on very well together. However, they are growing a little concerned that they haven't yet seen Chris and Alice, who are a bit late. When their car pulls up Emma thinks they don't look all right, and are having a disagreement of some sort; Jennifer offers to go and check, but Emma says she has fixed one row today and she'll do it again.

As she gets over there Chris tells her that Alice nearly dropped Martha, and is drunk. Emma takes the baby from both of them, feeling more and more vindicated with every word he says. He proceeds to tell her everything, while she is saying she has known it all along and Alice is trying in vain to justify herself; he lets it all out in a furious tirade, while Emma tells him that none of it is his fault. Everyone can hear him revealing all the worst things about Alice that he can, every detail of her drinking throughout the pregnancy and since, and her lying, and even her pass at Harrison. Alice breaks down, and Chris does too, telling her he can't go on. Martha is not going to be christened, but taken to his parents; with Emma's enthusiastic co-operation he leaves Alice standing there alone in spite of her protestations and sobs.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 10th May, 2021

The Christening left-overs.

Characters: Susan, Chris, Neil, Brian, Jennifer, Alice
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Helen Aitken & Sarah Hehir

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan is talking with Chris about his packing up and leaving; he tries to escape to Martha, and then to help Neil empty the car. He hasn't slept because, he claims, Alice has ruined Martha's routine and he was up with her all night. He says that he's relieved not to have to deal with Alice any more, and that she made him leave, planned it that way. He feels OK because he's done the right thing for Martha. Neil, who has been getting stuff into the house, comes in wanting instructions about where things are to go. Chris is unable to say; he's on the point of tears and no longer knows anything.

Brian is trying to persuade Jennifer to eat some of the left-overs from the christening. Jennifer is wondering whether to call Susan again, and clearly doesn't know that Chris has gone to Ambridge View. Brian is sure Alice will get in touch; he feels that no news is good news. He still thinks it was a misunderstanding, and it's a good sign that Alice and Chris are taking so long to talk things through. Jennifer has heard the rumours Emma is spreading round the village, but Brian wants to know who cares about gossip. He tells her not to go The Nest, and that they are going for a walk.

Chris weeps about having left The Nest; he can't just stop loving Alice, and he may have made Martha safer but he's robbed her of her home and family. Susan is trying to think up a plan of action. Chris thinks he'll have to give up work but she tells him she and Neil will help with Martha, and she will do the night feeds; Neil volunteers to do them too. Then Martha starts to cry, and Chris goes to her; Neil wants a word with Susan.

Through binoculars, Brian shows Jennifer a couple of nice strong deer calves and their mother standing behind them. Jennifer understands that he is trying to distract her and is grateful, but she is still worrying about the gossip that Alice is an alcoholic. Brian says that Emma is hardly a reliable source of medical information. He thinks that his not having noticed Alice being drunk on the farm when they have been working together means that it's not likely; they mustn't interfere in her life as they have with their other children. Jennifer is reassured by his always knowing what to say. They must have faith in their girl, says Brian firmly, because she has her head set right on her shoulders: after all, they doubted her choice of Chris, and that has turned out all right.

Neil doesn't want Susan to wear herself out, and feels that if Alice can't be trusted any more, they can't really cope long term with having a baby in the house. They aren't getting any younger. He thinks Susan hasn't thought it through, because they both work full time, and it's a lot to take on; but when she challenges him, he has no other solution to offer. He's says rather plaintively that he's just trying to work out how they can do it.

Alice rings Brian but doesn't want to talk to Jennifer; she also doesn't want to see them, so no surprise visits please. Alice claims she and Chris need time to themselves, and gives the impression all is well but they have a lot of talking to do. She does tells him that Martha isn't there because Chris has taken her to his parents for a couple of nights, but claims it's just a silly misunderstanding. Brian sympathises, apparently under the impression that this is all about Harrison, and says he has been there himself, though he had done much worse things to Jennifer; they still managed to work everything out in the end. He advocates honesty about any problems as a general policy, and Alice agrees that is the right thing: absolutely.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 11th May, 2021

Home visits and home truths.

Characters: Jennifer, Susan, Chris, Joy, Elizabeth, Alice
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Helen Aitken & Sarah Hehir

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jennifer has dropped by to see Susan, on the pretext of having delivered Clarrie's birthday card. She offers to take Martha for a walk in the pram, but this is refused. She recounts the inaccurate version of events she has got from Alice, and Chris puts her right: things are not going to get back on track. She asks what the fuss is about, and Chris says he'd tell her to ask Alice what is wrong but Alice would only lie to her. He then tells her the unvarnished truth about what has been going on for months.

Joy had left her knickers at Lower Loxley Hall and Elizabeth brings them back, along with an offer of a free class and a meal at the Orangery as thanks for saving the life drawing class. Joy says how wonderful it must be to have the Lower Loxley grounds, and Elizabeth praises Joy's garden. Joy tells her that she's been feeling down about not having got into the parish council: Bernadette was preferred. Because she needs to oversee Rex bringing his pigs to Lower Loxley, Elizabeth turns down the offer of tea. However, her comments about Mental Health Week, which is what the next drawing class will be in aid of, make Joy talk about mental health in a way which Elizabeth finds worth staying for tea after all to listen to.

Jennifer doesn't recognise the Alice she knows in what Chris has told her. He remains gentle with Jennifer, who doesn't know what to say. He tells her that he needs her to understand, though she thinks that if things were that bad she would have known. She goes on protesting, but Chris is firm. Then Susan says that Harrison knows, and tells her about the gossip, and why Harrison and Fallon dropped out of being godparents. Jennifer wants to know why she was not told, and points out that Alice is the baby's mother; but neither Chris nor Susan is prepared to let Alice have charge of Martha any more because of the risk she poses.

Elizabeth has told Joy all about her depression, for some reason. It turns out that Joy also has depression, or rather, has been feeling low, and needs a routine to keep her going. She has tried everything for it from creative paper cutting to Russian phrases for beginners, and is now volunteering for a help-line, having tried to ring them for help and mistakenly dialled the admin number.

Jennifer has gone round to see Alice, who is in a bit of a state, as is the house, which Alice says she'd have tidied up if she'd known her mother was coming. She's surprised that Jennifer knows she has been drinking and tries to turn what has been said back on Jennifer, but Jennifer isn't to be deflected. Alice claims she just needs rest, after the various traumas of recent weeks, but when Jennifer, who has noticed an empty bottle by the sofa on which Alice has been asleep, asks whether it is true that she doesn't want to see Martha as she has been told on her visit to the Carters, Alice finally comes clean: she doesn't want to see her, and Chris is wonderful with her. Jennifer requires her to fight the Carters and finish with the drinking, for Martha's sake. Alice is clear in her refusal: Christopher always wanted children, and she does not. When she discovered she was pregnant she felt physically sick. She asks Jennifer to leave so she can do what she is supposed to do and get some rest. Jennifer bursts into tears and begs her not to do it, clearly knowing that Alice will in fact be drinking.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 12th May, 2021

Rex is on the move, and Emma is out and about.

Characters: Rex, Fallon, Kate, Brian, Vince, Emma
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Helen Aitken & Sarah Hehir

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Rex is in the tea-room worrying about moving his pigs, which have so much stuff: arks, troughs, fencing... Fallon gives him an Americano, with an extra shot on the house. She had to clear everyone from the church when the christening was called off, and is very touchy about gossip concerning Harrison. She thinks she has been getting pitying looks from her customers, and Hilary Noakes has made unpleasant remarks about Harrison's lack of professionalism.

Kate is demanding a cup of tea from Brian, since Jennifer has seconded her to look after Brian while she is staying with Alice and she plans to make him soup as soon as he has cleared up the kitchen. Brian blames Kate for them having a small kitchen which she finds poky to work in; she demands various ingredients. She doesn't know whether to worry about Alice or not, but on the whole not because she thinks Alice has always had her dramas. Jennifer is driving Alice up the wall, though.

Vince introduces himself to Rex, who has heard a lot about him. Rex is polite but has to get on, putting up electric fencing for the pigs. Vince teases him about using the wrong abattoir, and shows a surprising amount of knowledge about pigs for a man who deals with cows and sheep. He offers to help while he waits for Elizabeth to come home, and says it's nice to have an excuse to be out of doors on a lovely day.

Fallon tells Emma that she's being driven mad by the christening fallout, and Emma takes the opportunity to be unpleasant about Alice at considerable length. They agree to be sorry for Chris. Emma reassures her that Chris knows Harrison was innocent, and says that Alice stirred up trouble between her and Ed. Eventually she storms off saying she is going to stop holding her tongue.

Vince and Rex are talking about meat production, and feed for the pigs; Vince is impressed that Rex seems to have his strategy all worked out. Before the Orangery puts the pork on the menu there is going to be a tasting, and Rex would value Vince's professional opinion. Vince tells him the lack of food miles is an advantage: eight hundred yards from field to table will add to the price he can ask per kilo.

Having failed to find Alice at home, Emma goes round to Willow Cottage and, since Alice isn't there either, has a go at Brian, vilifying Alice and making every accusation against her that she can lay her tongue to. Drinking during pregnancy and breaking Emma's little brother's heart figure largely, as do Alice's 'fantasies' about men being attracted to her. Angrily, Brian suggests she should calm down and tells her she is talking rubbish. She tells him that Alice is an alcoholic, and insists he has to admit that Alice needs to stop hurting people and stealing husbands. He reiterates that she is talking nonsense and she tells him to ask anyone. He tries to get her to leave; then Kate intervenes and tells Brian they really don't have to listen to her, getting rid of her by being ruder to her than she has been to Brian. He asks if Kate believes what Emma said, and while not actually answering his question Kate says she reckons that she has given Emma's version of the truth, in line with whatever her agenda happens to be: after all, Kate points out, Emma is like the mad dog who barks at everything.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 13th May, 2021

Rex is on track, Ruairi is on side, and Alice is on her best behaviour.

Characters: Rex, Josh, Jennifer, Ruairi, Alice
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Helen Aitken & Sarah Hehir

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Rex encounters Josh unexpectedly at Hollowtree; Rex is checking for anything he might have left behind. Josh has plans for Hollowtree, but is apologetic to Rex, assuring him he isn't hurrying him out. Rex says they ought to have a beer some time. Then an emergency message comes through on Josh's phone.

Jennifer has gone back to Willow Cottage briefly, and Ruairi asks her how Alice is. He points out they are all worrying about her, and it's worse not knowing. Jennifer admits that Alice is not doing well and has cancelled the health visitor, and refuses to talk about Martha. She's still drinking, and isn't prepared to answer the phone to Lisa. Jennifer mustn't leave her for long; but Ruairi offers to go over and ask Alice for help with his maths to give her a longer break.

Borchester Catering want their eggs from Josh today, having failed to see his message about delivering them tomorrow instead; Rex offers to deliver them for the full taxi fare both ways, with cleaning deposit and a list of other charges, and a gullible tax on top. He says he will do it anyway, as a favour. David sends a message to say say he will ask Pip to do another half-hour on the silaging so Josh can take his time. David, says Josh, is being more accommodating about the hens than he ever was about the farm machinery business.

Ruairi is getting on well with Alice, saying that Jennifer is both very supportive about his forthcoming exams and also always on his back. He asks how she is doing, and Alice says she is feeling a bit lost. Her routine is gone, and it's hard. Ruairi is sympathetic, but she tells him Martha is better off without her. A baby needs someone she can rely on. She tells him he did okay without a mother, but he replies that he missed his mum even though he doesn't know whether she would have been a decent mum. He only exists because both his parents were prepared to throw their marriages under a bus, and he points out that his mum wanted him, and Alice wants Martha. He reckons Martha would find it easier to forgive her for trying and failing spectacularly than for not trying at all, and if she does fail he will help all he can. Alice decides to make a phone call and not hang out with him for the afternoon after all.

Rex is getting the eggs safely installed in his taxi. He hasn't yet told his father about the move, and he doesn't think it matters because he no longer cares what his father thinks. He could have handled the ending of the tenancy better, but he and Josh have both ended up where they need to be.

Alice has cooked pasta and pesto for Jennifer. She wanted to say thank you to her for being there for her. She has rung Lisa to tell her what has been going on, and Lisa reminded her about taking small steps, and there is something she needs to sort out today if Jennifer will help her: she needs to see her baby and hold her, because she wants to be part of her life again, and Chris's too if he will let her in. But she can't bear to have to ask Susan for permission to see her own daughter; Jennifer offers to arrange that. She shouldn't have let it get this bad: she's an alcoholic, but she's got sober before and can do it again. Jennifer tells her she was brave going through it alone, but now she has the whole family to help her. Many people have recovered from alcoholism, and Jennifer won't let her not be one of them. Both weep.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 17th May, 2021

Neil and Susan help, and Emma 'helps'.

Characters: Susan, Emma, Neil, Brian, Shula
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan is organising Emma baby-sitting Martha for the afternoon. She is very tired and admits she has been doing the night-feeds, and Emma is not pleased about it. She wants to know how yesterday went, with Alice, and Susan tells her Alice was upset about Martha crying; Emma disapproves of her being allowed to see her baby at all. Mia has offered to help as well, but Susan thinks they can manage without her.

At Berrow Farm, Neil is being monosyllabic, because he is answering a text from Emma, whom he tells Brian is being very helpful with Martha. Brian points out that Emma was wasn't very helpful last week, shouting the odds on his doorstep. Neil changes the subject and asks about the Home Farm sheep, which Ed and Jazzer are shearing for the last time: their being given up is the end of an era. Brian wants to look at the pigs' feed costings, but Neil has to get home to look after Martha. Brian offers Jennifer's and Alice's help, but Neil turns it down. Brian suggests he could get Hannah to give him the information he needs about the feed, and Neil quickly points out that Hannah has nothing to do with the outside pigs, which are Neil's responsibility.

Shula is in the shop telling Susan that she has a problem. In spite of paying by standing order, Shula has been sent a note with her newspaper telling her that her payment for papers is overdue; Jill and Peggy, that she knows of, have received the same note, and they too have paid up to date. It turns out the computer has generated this reminder for all the wrong people, and it is Susan's fault for ticking the wrong box. Susan is mortified. Sabrina was on the morning rota, and has had a go at her already for being late for the afternoon shift, so she can't easily blame her for not having drawn attention to the error.

Neil has provided the figures Brain wanted, and offers to ask Hannah to talk Brian through them. Brian wants to talk about something else; he is upset that he was kept in ignorance of the serious situation, but he is sure Chris and Alice will get through this crisis because they have been rock solid for years. He starts to talk up Alice, though he can't speak for Chris. Neil becomes aware that Brian doesn't really know what the crisis is that he is talking about. Brian wants him to encourage Chris to support his wife, which Neil points out Chris has been doing, and that Neil and Susan too should be supportive of her, to which Neil says they all want Alice to get better but Martha is their priority.

A missed call first thing in the morning from Sabrina has left Susan with a mess to sort out. Shula realises that something more than that is amiss, and sympathises with Chris. She says she won't ask him to do extra work when he has a small baby to look after, then asks after Martha. Susan tells her that Martha's routine is upset, and Shula volunteers to let Peggy and Jill know what has happened about the newspapers so Susan won't have to.

Emma is cooing over Martha when Neil gets home, and Emma wants to know what Brian was wanting now that kept him late. Neil lets her know that she has upset Brian and done no good thereby, and asks her to calm things down rather than stirring them up. He is sympathetic about Brian, and tells her he needs to come to it in his own time, but Emma goes on vilifying Alice and accusing her of all sorts of things, starting back at the phone message; then she starts in on all her grievances against the rest of the Aldridge family. Neil shouts 'Stop!' and tells her not to make anything worse, then tells her about poor Mum and the mistake at the shop. He suggests Emma thinks whether she is going to help before she opens her mouth in future, and asks her to go off so he can sort out Martha's bottle; he thanks her for her help, and she says she will try to be constructive but then immediately starts bad-mouthing Alice again. Neil, fighting tears, tells her nothing about this is easy and it's nearly breaking his heart.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 18th May, 2021

Susan is distraught, as are Jennifer and Alice.

Characters: Alice, Chris, Peggy, Jennifer, Susan, Helen
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice and Chris are with Martha, who has just smiled; Alice is happy about this 'first' but Chris tells her that Susan had seen her smile already, last week, and then Alice feels Chris has punished her by not telling her so. She wants him to feel free to go to the forge, because she wants him to stop watching her. He is not going to let her be alone with Martha, though he says he is pleased she is having a good week. She says it's a new start. She requires his support, and says that Martha needs her; he agrees. She tells him she is trying so hard, and begs him not to shut her out. He doesn't know what to say, and tells her not to do this: it's not fair, she's making it all about her.

On the phone, Peggy wants Jennifer to tell her how Alice is in herself; Jennifer is at Willow Cottage and is watching Ambridge View. She had thought Christopher would leave Alice alone with the baby, which shocks Peggy. Jennifer was very upset when Alice didn't want to see Martha, but thinks things are better now.

Susan apologises to Helen for being late that morning, which Helen forgives on the grounds of the baby. Helen sympathises about the newspaper mix-up; Tony has also had a demand for payment he doesn't owe, two in fact, and Susan asks her to apologise to him for her. Susan wants to know how the house-moving is going, so Helen tells her all about it; apparently the boys are packing, including things that aren't theirs.

Alice says that Chris is being unfair, because he enjoyed drink as well. They both overdid it, and now suddenly because she was unlucky enough to become addicted everything is all her fault. He tells her she is still ill, and although she claims everyone says she is better, there is still a way to go. She accuses him of wanting everything to stay as it is because he is happy to have Martha all to himself and doesn't want her, and the rather wild way she is now speaking leads him to think she has been drinking; he tells her to leave. Both she and Martha become upset.

Susan is still in the dairy over lunchtime, because she has been crying; Helen wants a quick word, but Susan claims to be needed at home. Helen is sympathetic, and Susan says she has to go home at once because Alice is refusing to leave Ambridge View. Helen says she can have compassionate leave, which is intended for such situations: she is worried about Susan. Susan offers to resign, but Helen refuses the resignation. She knows Susan is having a tough time, but they will support her through it for the sake of her mental health. She also knows what stress does to people, and that's why she wants her to take some time off. She realises that Susan is shaking too much to drive safely, so she will drive her home, and then Susan must concentrate on her family.

Jennifer is explaining to Peggy that Christopher was enabling Alice all that time, and wishes her family had been told sooner. She thinks that the detox wasn't good enough, and a really top-rate place could have helped. If only they had noticed, they could have called it all out and taken some action. Peggy starts to tell her about having noticed, and about New Year's Eve, but Jennifer sees Alice is rushing out of Ambridge View in floods of tears and rings off.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 19th May, 2021

Kirsty offers help, and Alice is past helping.

Characters: Jim, Alice, Kirsty, Helen, Susan
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jim is peacefully doing the crossword in the shop, and after she is sure Susan has left Alice comes in, very quiet and charming, though she lets a sharp edge into her voice when he wishes her and Chris well. If he can ever think of anything he can do to help... She goes sexy at him and tells him she knows how he can help her.

Kirsty has found the key to the garden shed in her dressing-gown pocket and gives it to Helen so she can start storing stuff there, or give it a tidy. Lee has a day off, and they hope to be in by the end of the week. It will be a while before Helen is free to celebrate, though: she has to spend more time at the dairy making up Susan's hours. She can't think of anyone who could come in temporarily and for an indefinite time until Susan is able to come back.

Jim is declining to help Alice by selling her vodka. He thinks it wouldn't be the help that she needs, and it is his decision and only his whether to sell it to her or not. She coaxes, telling him that he doesn't have to think about it. But he has thought about it, and he thinks it would be harmful, to her and others. She becomes demanding: she knows that, but she wants it anyway. Then she starts to be threatening: she will drive to get it elsewhere if he doesn't sell it to her. Just as he is about to capitulate Susan comes in.

After more talking round each other the situation is eventually made clear: Helen needs help, and Kirsty is now offering. Helen is surprised, and tries to put her off by listing disadvantages, but Kirsty points out that she is able to do all the things Helen mentions. Kirsty comes to the conclusion that Helen is trying to put her off, and eventually Helen admits it's because she doesn't want to take advantage of a friend. Kirsty tells her firmly that she is treading water at Grey Gables, and she does expect to be paid. Helen eventually asks her when she can start.

Susan loudly calls order over a row that has begun between Alice and Jim. She refuses to sell Alice drink. Jim tries to be reasonable, and says he doesn't think Alice ought to be driving, and it would be safer for the drunken Alice not to drive to buy drink elsewhere. Susan remains firm and tells him to keep out of it. Alice tries to stir it up between the two of them and set them at each other; then she attacks Susan and viciously implies that Neil too might be driven to drink. Susan tells her that she is trying to help her, but she won't be helped. Then Susan brings Martha into it, and Alice calls her a hypocrite and starts a drunken rant. Susan asks her to leave, and Alice says 'have it your own way' and does. Jim asks Susan if she is all right, as Susan seems about to weep. He tells her he admires her for having handled it so well, and he tells her that Alice was just lashing out and offers to make her coffee. Then there is a crash, possibly something being thrown through the shop window, and he shouts Susan's name.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 20th May, 2021

Jazzer is angry and Alice is penitent.

Characters: Brian, Jennifer, Alice, Jazzer, Jim, Neil
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian and Jennifer are waiting at a police station; Alice has been summoned to a ten to nine appointment. Brian expects her to be given a stern warning for throwing a brick through the shop window, since someone called the police. Jennifer is not so sanguine about what may be in store, but doesn't feel she wants to blame whoever made that call. Then Alice emerges and claims all she has to do is pay for the window, but admits that drawing a line under everything depends on whether Susan and Jim want to press charges.

Jazzer offers Jim more tea; Jim points out that if he had needed tea it would have been yesterday, and says he is fine. Jazzer tries to talk the incident up as serious. He is wearing plastic gloves and apron, and tells Jim that he has him all morning, then starts to indulge in talking of treatment for shock, which Jim resents. The doorbell rings, and it's Alice, wanting to speak to Jim and see if he is all right. Jazzer clearly isn't going to let her in, rudely taking her to task, and she is very upset, saying that she didn't know what she was thinking. He tells her she was lucky it wasn't worse, and that she is not a decent Ma; then he shuts the door.

Neil is telling Brian that the shop and post office have to be left shut because of all the glass and debris. Brian offers to pay for the window to save Susan from paperwork, and asks how she is; Neil says she is shaken. Brian says he doesn't know how it came to this nor where they go from here, then tries to find out whether Susan and Jim will be preferring charges. Neil realises why he is there and is not impressed, pointing out they have to draw the line somewhere, and that not just Brian but all of them want to make things right again. He'll talk to Susan and see what she says, and if she wants to press charges he'll stand by that decision.

Jim is angry with Jazzer for being so abrupt with Alice, and says he ought to have given her the benefit of the doubt. Jazzer gets angry, but Jim points out that he himself lashed out because of his own demons, and Alistair and Jazzer stood by him in spite of them. Alice's demon is alcohol; but Jazzer has seen what a drunken mother can do to a child, and is not pacified.

Neil has gone round to see Alice, to tell her that Susan and Jim aren't going to press charges. Alice says she didn't mean to do it, but Neil tells her he thinks Susan isn't convinced about that. Jennifer is very grateful to him for coming round to reassure them. So no charges? asks Alice. No, but the shop committee will accept Brian's offer of payment for the window and clean-up. Alice says it's her responsibility and she will pay Brian back; she thanks Neil, promises to make things right with Susan, and says that she deserves to be punished. Jennifer goes to answer a phone call, and while she is gone Neil is very kind and gentle with Alice, saying that they will all work together to get back the beautiful girl they all loved.

The phone call Jennifer took was from the Social Services.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 24th May, 2021

Helen doesn't want to micro-manage; Clarrie does; Jennifer can't manage at all.

Characters: Clarrie, Helen, Kirsty, Tony, Jennifer, Lilian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Clarrie tells Helen that the shop is still shut, though the Post Office is open. Brian has offered to pay for all the damage, but Clarrie is entirely unsympathetic to Alice. She tells Helen about Ed and Emma telling Chris about the drinking. Helen suggests that Alice managed to hide it from her family, but Clarrie remembers Nic's funeral and doesn't see how they can have failed to notice. Then Kirsty arrives for work, hairnet and all, and starts chatting with Helen; Lee is moving his things into the house, but Helen will be at work. She says she can't micromanage Lee, it being his home as much as hers, and adds she has to remember to call Jennifer about her offer of furniture stored in the barn. Clarrie reminds them they ought to get on with the day's work.

Tony and Lilian have come to offer Jennifer their support; Tony wants to know whether Jennifer has left Alice alone, but no, Kate is with her. Jennifer is mortified: first the police involvement and now social services have been round worrying about Martha. Jennifer wails that she had no idea about Alice drinking.  She thought it was all just new baby blues and the strain those put on a marriage. Lilian agrees that none of them knew what was going on, because Alice mostly seemed quite normal, but Jennifer has realised that Alice only seems normal when she has been drinking. Lilian assures her people can recover, but Jennifer knows the drink matters more to Alice than Martha does. Lilian has worked out that Alice is an addict, and Jennifer says she is doing her best but it's not working, and she doesn't know where to turn.

Kirsty isn't used to her hairnet, and it is itchy; Clarrie, who is talking as though Kirsty were a half-wit, warns her not to scratch her head. She also tells her quality is paramount and that cleaning is important. If it wasn't right, they would know even if the customer wouldn't notice. Kirsty is clearly getting the hang of things, and then Clarrie manages to get yoghurt all over her because the pipe she has been cleaning wasn't fully reconnected.

Tony asks if Jennifer has talked to Peggy, who went through this with their dad and was tough dealing with him. Jennifer mentions that Alice was sober 'for all those months' when she was pregnant, and she is sure she could manage that again if she wanted to. The social services have offered her a referral to drug and alcohol services, which she refused, and asked if she was OK about Martha living with Chris and she said yes. Lilian points out that the last thing they need is a custody battle. Tony suggests a change of scene for Alice and offers to have her at Bridge Farm for the day, and Lilian suggests she might want to go for a ride on Banjo. Jennifer doubts Alice would agree to either, and says despairingly that all she wants is her darling Alice back.

At lunch-time Kirsty tells Helen they got on fine and Clarrie is a brilliant teacher. They don't tell her about the accidental yoghurt-spray, and claim to have had fun. Helen tells them that Lee has moved all his stuff in but there is rather a lot of it. The furniture is fine, but the collection of superhero figures is all over the place, in its display-boxes on all the shelves in the living-room. And there is a Bruce Lee poster in the bedroom. She hasn't told Lee how much she doesn't want that. She has decided that when he is helping her to move in tomorrow Ian might help her rearrange things a bit; the landing might be the place for Bruce Lee.

Lilian has been thinking about Jennifer and has gone to Tony to talk. He feels that the only thing that might help Alice is another spell in detox. Lilian is worrying about herself and drink: she drinks every day and thinks she might be a functioning alcoholic. Tony points out that she doesn't actually need alcohol and anyway it's about Jennifer not her. It then comes out that Lilian is having a crisis of conscience about having offered Alice drink when she was pregnant. Tony says it's been a problem for far longer than that. And by the sound of things, he says gloomily, for now at least Alice doesn't want to stop.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 25th May, 2021

Helen, Lee and a drum-kit are moving in, and Vince puts his foot in it.

Characters: Ian, Helen, Lee, Vince, Elizabeth
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ian is helping Helen to move in to Beechwood, giving up Xander-time for the purpose: the boy has been left with Jennifer on the pretext that she is baby-hungry and a hyperactive toddler might cheer her up. Helen and Ian agree that it's all awful, and they wish there were more they could do. Adam is Alice-sitting at Home Farm: he's asked her to shadow him to try to remind her of normal life. They agree that Alice must be desperate because of not being in control (although she is successfully ignoring Helen's phone calls) and decide that books interspersed with the superhero figures on the shelves are an improvement. Then Lee arrives, and says he really approves and thinks it looks really nice: he explains that the figures were parked in a temporary way, only they have broken up a set. Then he starts finding fault with the various new placements.

Vince has arrived at Lower Loxley Hall a bit late for lunch, having gone to see Rex and his pigs on the way. He forgot the time because he had some good news for Rex: a mate has some industrial fridges going cheap, and that will save Rex running round the countryside. Oh, and he's given him an introduction to someone who makes sausages and burgers and would be a good partner. Elizabeth isn't sounding all that enthusiastic, and then she notices he has tracked pig-muck into the kitchen.

Helen apologises to Lee for not having realised some of the figures are more important than others. Ian approves of what has now been done, but Lee reckons a set of Incredible Hulks will need to go in the bedroom. Ian harks back to his Japanese minimalist period for Honeysuckle Cottage, and how they had to call in Lilian as a consultant and do a lot of compromising. Lee has to go and get paint for the boys' rooms, and is persuaded by Helen to pick up the boys from school and take them along to choose for themselves. Helen promises not to arrange anything in his absence; he agrees to moving Bruce Lee out of the bedroom.

Elizabeth is still mentioning the pig-smell, then tells Vince that Rex and the pigs are her project and she doesn't really want Vince plunging feet first into Lower Loxley business. He cites his expertise and contacts in the meat trade, and says that he was doing it because Elizabeth cares about the new enterprise. He was trying to show his love for her. Then he says he loves her in so many words, which takes her aback somewhat. She says she is very fond of him, but for the moment can they just stay as they are, friends?

Bruce Lee has been moved; now Helen and Ian have done all they can until Adam brings over Jennifer's furniture tomorrow, which Ian agrees to help with. Helen, when asked, says she is really happy, and the boys love Lee to bits. Ian was worried about the amount of apologising she did for moving Lee's things, but Helen says she trusts Lee completely: with him, what you see is what you get. Then Lee texts to say he has been offered a drum-kit. Gulping slightly, Helen reiterates that she loves him, and if he wants to play the drums that is absolutely fine by her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 26th May, 2021

Ian is keen to help, and so is Ruairi.

Characters: Lee, Adam, Brian, Ruairi, Jennifer, Ian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lee is talking to Adam about the furniture Jennifer is letting Helen have, especially a display case about which Lee is particularly pleased. Lee wants to ask for Adam's thoughts on the decoration of the boys' rooms before Adam goes back to work.

Brian has dragged Ruairi away from his laptop for a bit, and Ruairi is glad of the break; he is worried about Alice and she is in his head all the time. Brian still seems to think there is nothing wrong but a hiccough in the marriage; Ruairi tells him that he thinks it's a bit more than that. Then Jennifer appears and throws a bottle into the dustbin; it was the Rioja she had been planning to cook with, but has poured down the sink. She intends to stop having wine in their food and around the place all the time. Brian pooh-poohs her worries, but Ruairi suggests he might just listen to her. Jennifer has realised that they all drink habitually all the time, and believes they have caused terrible harm to Alice.

Adam is looking at the decor chosen by Jack: Spiderman colours. He clearly doesn't think much of it, but is tactful, especially when it comes to Lee planning to put up his first ever shelf using a drill he has bought. Apparently Lee's ex-wife used to ask him to do jobs about the house but he never had the time nor the expertise; now, for Helen and the boys, he will manage it.

Brian has evidently gone off somewhere, and Ruairi asks Jennifer if she minds him staying with her; he is very sympathetic. She tells him miserably that she thinks Alice is completely broken and she doesn't know how to fix her. Ruairi has one, he says very small, suggestion to make.

Adam has rung Ian to talk to him about Lee's decorating efforts, though they are both busy. He tells Ian it's important.

Ruairi's suggestion is that Alice might move in with them. Jennifer is unsure, but thinks if Alice were there all the time Brian wouldn't be able to keep his eyes shut to what is really happening. Ruairi asks if he should ring Alice to suggest it, but Jennifer points out that he can't sleep on the sofa. His idea, it turns out, is that he and Alice could simply change houses. Jennifer doesn't think that's the right solution.

Ian makes no secret of thinking that Lee's attempt at home improvement is appalling, and that the paint colours are awful and badly applied. In fact it all looks dreadful, and even Lee now thinks Jack will hate it. The shelves also look as if they might come down at any moment, and Lee, with his powerful new drill, has destroyed some of the plasterwork as well. Lee can't bear to tell the boys he has made a complete hash of it. He has totally let them down, and he fears Helen already doesn't think he is step-dad material. Ian starts to work out how it can all be corrected, and reckons the three of them can do it by tomorrow afternoon; Adam thinks Ian is out of his mind.

Brian has let the chops burn and is apologetic. Ruairi returns to the charge by suggesting he could move in with some friends. That idea is shot down at once by his parents: he has to work for his A-levels. He reiterates that what matters is keeping Alice safe, and also Jennifer not wearing herself out going from one house to the other all the time. He feels that he is just being useless, and he wants to do something for his sister, he says unhappily. An idea strikes Brian: he has thought of somewhere Ruairi might be able to go.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 27th May, 2021

Neil finds a sympathetic ear, while Adam and Ian save Lee's bacon.

Characters: Helen, Lee, Shula, Neil, Adam, Ian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Helen tells Lee on the phone that Henry has stopped Jack from telling her what will be found when she inspects the rooms in half an hour.

Neil has been asked by Chris to call in at The Stables when he was going past and apologise for Chris having forgotten about Banjo. Shula tells him there was no need for Chris to worry, and that Jakob has checked Banjo's teeth while he was at The Stables anyway: he was glad to do it to help Chris. She also tells Neil that since Alice hasn't been there recently Banjo has been being exercised by one of the girls. Shula has noticed how hard Susan is taking it all, and offers to make Neil a cup of tea.

When Adam and Ian arrive Lee has only fifteen minutes to go before Helen and the boys get there. He has just put the brush down after the last coat of paint in one of the boys' rooms. We learn that they are going to have Ruairi staying with them at Honeysuckle Cottage.

Neil tells Shula that Yvette Something, the social worker, was very professional, and on one level it was all very straightforward, just checking the safety of the environment for Martha. Everything was spotless, and Yvette had no concerns. It was a horrible thing to go through, even so, and you could see the shame in Christopher's eyes. Neil doesn't blame Alice; he doesn't suppose anyone chooses to have drink put its claws in them. Shula admires his attitude. They agree the couple always seemed very well suited; Neil says he would welcome Alice back like a shot if she gets herself sorted out, though Susan might find it more difficult. Neil is unsure that can ever happen anyway, but what he is really afraid of is if Alice decides she does want Martha after all.

Adam and Ian are pleased with most of Lee's work, but they definitely dislike the spider he has painted over Jack's bed. There is also something very badly wrong with the display cabinet, as they saw through the window on the way in. As soon as they have sorted that out, they will put up blinds in the boys' rooms and make the beds.

According to Neil, Susan is less exhausted now she isn't working at the dairy, but she's still tired, and Chris is embarrassed about her getting up in the night. He's not talking to anyone about what has happened. Susan is missing her job and the chatting with Clarrie, and seeing her sometimes isn't the same as seeing her every day. Neil and Susan are finding it difficult to talk with each other because they have different opinions about Alice's culpability. Neil isn't sure there is a right way for any of them to turn at the moment. Shula advises him to be still sometimes and let himself be sad if he needs to. She's always glad to listen.

Helen and Lee are out in the garden, not going in to unpack any more boxes just yet. Lighter colours for their bedrooms are a success with the boys [in spite of being not in the least what they had wanted, chosen and been promised – Chris], and Lee has put a Bruce Banner figurine by Henry's bed. Helen is impressed by all he's done, and by his having felt able to ask Ian and Adam to help; Lee admits that they pointed out to him that putting his figurines in the whole of the display cabinet was not a good idea, so he's put her photographs in there instead. He stood out for keeping the spider above Jack's bed, though, and unlike Ian or Helen, Jack likes it: he says it will look after him. Helen says that Jack and Henry are really happy about having Lee there to look after them, and so is she. She thinks they are going to be all right there.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 31st May, 2021

Jazzer is feeling his age, and so is Lee.

Characters: Jazzer, Ed, Lee, Helen, Joy
Credited scriptwriter:
Keri Davies
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer and Ed are on a ten-minute break from shearing the Home Farm sheep; Jazzer is finding the work harder than he used to, and says that time passes. Actually, he says something like 'tempus fuggit', just in case Ed didn't remember he shared a house with Jim, which Ed naturally chooses to mishear.

Lee has been worn out by Henry and Jack, who have wanted his entire attention all day; Helen reassures him that he is doing well. Henry wants him to show them a paradiddle on the drum-kit. Lee is looking forward to bedtime, but Helen has invited Joy round for drinks and nibbles at eight, after Jack has gone to bed. She points out that they must owe Joy for the boys playing the drums all day.

Ed shouts to Ruairi to call Eli back so they can get on, but Jazzer has something to tell him first: he has decided to hang up his clippers. Ed is shocked, but Jazzer explains he will now have enough money to live on with the new job at Berrow; it's been a good five years, but he has had enough. He's getting old. Ed points out ruefully that they have been together shearing since before 2014. They reminisce about good times they've had, including Jazzer's conquest of some girl in Wales whose name he now cannot remember. Jazzer reckons he's grown up since then, though, and Ed is pleased for him, only he'll take a while to get used to it.

Joy, Helen and Lee are having a laugh together. Lee and Helen apologise for the noise, saying that Jack and Henry think the drum-kit is the best thing ever. Joy claims to have had a little dance to the rhythm, and she loves to hear bairns having fun. When asked about the other neighbours, she says that nobody on the WhatsApp group has said anything against it. Lee wants to join, to get to know the neighbours. Joy goes quiet, then mentions it can be a bit frank, with people saying exactly what they think, as they did about Philip. She tries to put Lee off joining, but he thinks it would be a great way to get involved.

Jazzer is going to get the beers. Ed is worrying about finding someone to replace him in the shearing partnership, as well as the fact it's going to be harder for local freelancers to get work once the Kiwis and the Aussies are no longer staying away. Jazzer suggests George, who has signed up for a BTEC agriculture course. Ed is not sure, because teenagers can never be told anything, though he concedes it would be great to have him working alongside. He also mentions that (unlike Jazzer) he does still need the money. Then he cheers up when they start a competition about who is the faster shearer and end up betting a bottle of tequila on it: first to fifty ewes tomorrow.

Joy is telling Lee about the neighbours, and gossiping with him; he thinks it sounds like Desperate Housewives, which he claims he only caught when his ex-wife had it on. She tries to avoid giving him the number to join the WhatsApp group, and distracts him with more jollity. Helen, who has already said quellingly that she is not really one for gossip, is not happy with not being the centre of attention, and goes off to read Henry his bedtime story, saying 'you two are getting on famously' as she leaves them to it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 1st June, 2021

Mia makes a confession, Ruairi sees no need to, and Adam puts his foot in it.

Characters: Emma, Mia, Ruairi. Adam, Ian
Credited scriptwriter:
Daniel Thurman
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Emma is glad to see Mia, who says it's good to be back in the countryside. They see Ruairi on his way to Honeysuckle Cottage. Emma does her best to keep Mia within bounds as she gushes to Ruairi about the environmental project he helped with and desperately tries to manufacture reasons to be in touch with him. He is polite and friendly, but no more.

Adam is complaining already about the amount of stuff Ruairi has brought with him; Ian says they should give him a chance. It's only temporary after all, and they are doing it for Jennifer and Brian. Adam, sulkily, says it's Alice he's worried about, and Ian expresses horror and disbelief about her drinking during pregnancy. Ian has overheard Ruairi talking to Troy on FaceTime and thinks they were flirty, way more than friendly. Adam has never considered the possibility that Ruairi might be gay.

Mia wants to do a survey of plastic use around the local farms and has set up a page on Instagram which she is calling Ambridge Plastic Pandemic, with photos of animals suffering from the results of discarded plastics. Emma says she will upset people pointing the finger, but when Mia says that is the whole object of the exercise suggests she concentrates on Grange Farm first. Mia plans to go on to Home Farm, since Ruairi has said he will help; Emma is discouraging. In the end Emma has to point out in simple words that she has noticed Mia having a crush on Ruairi, and tells her she can talk to her if she needs to.

Adam wonders how he can have missed Ruairi being gay, and doesn't want him to go through what they did when they came out. He wants to tell him he doesn't have to be ashamed. Ian points out that he won't have the same experience as they did, having to get away from their families to be true to themselves, and then come out to their parents, and how they had to be patient with them in the aftermath. Adam wants Ruairi to know he has their unconditional support. They can help him. He probably thinks that with all the trouble over Alice, now is not the time; Adam will talk to him gently.

Mia and Emma are talking. Emma fears she might be disappointed in thinking Ruairi feels the same about her, and tries to explain that there is quite a difference in age and that he might not reciprocate. Mia isn't listening and doesn't agree that it is just a crush: she's in love with Ruairi.

Ruairi praises Ian's cooking; Adam tells him that while he is there he has to feel he can be himself and relax, with no need for any pretence. He wants them to use this time to get to know each other and becomes rather ham-fisted in his attempts to be tactful: Ruairi is clearly way ahead of him. Adam and Ian try to be sensitive; Ruairi goes silent whilst they dig the pit for themselves and waits for one of them actually to say he is gay. When that eventuates he explains he is not actually gay, he's bisexual, and he's not in the closet: everyone knows, including Ben. He hasn't exactly hidden it from Brian and Jenny either, partly thanks to Adam having paved the way for him. He and Ian have changed things with their marriage and son. They agree he's a lot more sorted than they were at eighteen and say they will always be there for him, and he thanks them for that: it means a lot.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 2nd June, 2021

Jazzer and Mia both get deflated.

Characters: Jazzer, Tracy, Eddie, Mia, Eddie, Ruairi
Credited scriptwriter:
Keri Davies
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer's two-stroke motorbike is on the road again after repairs by him, and he has come to see Tracy, who has packed a picnic for the kids and sent them off with it. She and Jazzer have a quick discussion about Alice's iniquity and the need for Martha to be well looked after, which she is being. Tracy suggests they should go somewhere private for their own picnic; she has decided she likes to have a biker boyfriend.

Mia has come for a word with Eddie about plastic waste, for in personal survey about the use of plastic on farms, and has a go at him about the amount of plastic they use at Grange Farm. She talks about him surely wanting to hand on a better word for her and his grandchildren, and insists they go and walk round the place right now.

Tracy has not enjoyed her trip on the bike; she didn't lean into the corners, and thinks Jazzer drives like a madman. She won't get back on the bike to go home and they are in the middle of nowhere. He suggests him going to fetch a lift for her, but then the bike won't start. The rain does though.

Jazzer has rung Eddie, who is having his ear bent by Mia. He is relieved to have to do a mercy dash for Tracy and Jazzer, and leaves Mia more or less with her mouth still open.

She rings Ruairi to tell him that she wants to get her thing about plastic pollution going, and Eddie has blown her out. She wonders if he might get involved in her first survey, and she could then use Home Farm as an example to others. He agrees he could show her round; right now would be good. She says that would be perfect, and she'll be straight over.

Half a wet hour has passed while Jazzer has not managed to fix the bike, and Tracy says it's the worst day ever. Then Eddie turns up, in his limo, which has no room for Jazzer's bike; if he'd told Eddie that the bike had broken down and also needed fetching, instead of just going on about Tracy being a wuss and refusing to get back on it, Eddie would have brought the van. Eddie refuses to let Jazzer into the limo with his oily gear on the white leather seats, and leaves him by the road. Best date ever, says Tracy as she gets into the limo.

After their tour of the place Ruairi is showing Mia the map of Home Farm, which he tells her is really careful about plastic waste because of Brian's brush with the Environment Agency. He was happy to take a break, being very fed up with school work, and worried about Alice, and upset because Brian and Jennifer are in a state about her. Mia tells him about having to look after Will and Poppy after Nic died, and claims to have managed; they have a lot in common, she says. In a very fangirl manner she tells Ruairi he is understanding, and she thinks he's lovely. He pulls her up short, and tells her that he thinks she is lovely too, but not like that. She quickly backpedals and claims she didn't mean anything like that, no, really.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 3rd June, 2021

Will understands, and Alice understands all too well.

Characters: Alice, Calvin, Will, Mia, Jennifer, Brian
Credited scriptwriter:
Daniel Thurman
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice is trying to find her keys in her handbag; she and her pick-up Calvin are very drunk. Eventually she lets them into Willow Cottage, reassuring him her parents are out and anyway they wouldn't mind.

Will goes to find Mia and asks if she wants to join him and Jake on the Xbox; he doesn't want her to stay outside all night. He's worried because she doesn't seem herself, and didn't eat her supper. She says she just wants him to shut up and stop pretending he cares, then flings off to her room.

Jennifer comes back from visiting Lilian and finds her drunken daughter with her new friend. Alice says she has invited him in for a few drinks; Jennifer now wants a private word, and suggests that Calvin should leave. He is embarrassed and wants to go, but Alice tries to stop him. Jennifer finally loses patience and tells him Alice is an alcoholic with a husband and baby. Calvin didn't know; he makes a hasty getaway, and Jennifer turns to Alice in outrage.

Mia is sobbing at William, and apologises for having snapped at him. He wants to know what's bothering her. She agrees that she is angry and sad and confused. He is reasonably understanding, and eventually asks whether it's a boy; he'll just listen if she wants to talk. He doesn't want her to feel she has no-one to talk to. She says she didn't know getting your heart broken would hurt so much.

Brian has come in and wants to know what is going on, so Jennifer tells him. Alice asserts that she just wanted some company, and she's sure no-one saw her. Brian says that if she is lonely she ought to go to her family, Chris and Martha, and she says she doesn't want anything to do with them, or him, and they can all go to hell.

Will says he knows what it's like to have your heart broken; it's part of growing up. He tells her about his crush at Mia's age on a girl in the class above him at school, Becky: he never told anyone, including Becky, and though he wrote her a Valentine card he never sent it. Then he saw her with a bloke from another school, and he was sick to his stomach about it, but it did get better after a while. Will thinks Mia was really brave to tell this lad of hers and not chicken out the way he did himself. He's proud of her, and so would Nic be. He knows there's nothing he can say to make it better, but he advises her that it will stop hurting so much in the end. He tells her that they all love her, and she agrees that's something. They go down to beat Jake on the Xbox.

Brian is trying to reason with Alice. He and Jennifer both try to convince her that she and Chris are right for each other, and then Brian reminds her of her marriage vows. Alice comes straight back with accusations that he is nobody to talk about marriage vows: she points out that he made the same ones she did. She says ‘Siobhán’ loudly and repeatedly, and reminds him about Ruairi: he’s a hypocrite. She knows she is rotten and a liar and she drinks too much: in fact, she’s just like him.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 7th June, 2021

Jennifer begs a favour and pays a debt.

Characters: Harrison, Fallon, Emma, Jennifer, Ed
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Harrison is taking Fallon away from the tea-room for the afternoon; Emma asks whether they would feel up to going out for an evening with her and Chris sometime soon. Harrison isn't sure: it's still a bit awkward because of the gossip over Alice.

Jennifer visits Ed, who is with his Texels. She wants to talk to him about Alice; she doesn't know where else to turn. She has accepted that Alice is addicted to alcohol, an alcoholic. She's desperate to understand, and wondered if he could help her by telling her about his own addiction. He is outraged by her asking and doesn't think he is the right person to ask anyway. She appeals to him, saying he'd want help if it were his daughter; he invites her to come inside.

Harrison and Fallon have been swimming in the River Perch; she wants to talk about not wanting to go for an evening with Emma and Chris. She doesn't want to be in the middle of all the mess: Emma hates Alice's guts and she doesn't want to spend the whole evening listening to Emma slag Alice off when she already gets it all day at the tea-room. It won't be good for anyone, and she doesn't want to be thought to be only on Team Chris. She pleads that Alice is ill, not wicked.

Ed tells Jennifer that if it hadn't been for Oliver he'd probably be dead. He couldn't go to his family because he was ashamed of the way he'd behaved about Emma, but Oliver wasn't someone he'd hurt. When he decided to help Ed, Oliver didn't take any nonsense, and wouldn't allow him to backslide. Jennifer is shocked he could get crack in Ambridge; he points out you can get drugs anywhere. He needed the wake-up call of nearly dying in a ditch. Oliver saved him by offering him a proper job and trusting him, and he so didn't want to let him down. He doesn't want crack now, hasn't for years, and Jennifer says there is hope, then. She is very grateful to Ed for being open about his experience. He tells her that it was being on the streets that got him on crack, and Emma leaving him, and Neil not having him in the house, and discovering that George was not his son. He just took anything he could to block it all out. Jennifer can't see where it came from with Alice. Ed says he doesn't get it either: Alice has had everything on a plate.

Harrison rings Emma to say that he and Fallon have talked it over and agreed Chris could do with some support, and if Chris is up for it and Emma wants to arrange it they'll be fine to go out for an evening. Harrison also offers to look after Martha if Chris needs a break some time, and Emma says it will do Chris good to feel people care about him.

Jennifer is apologising profusely to Fallon for not having paid the catering bill for the aborted christening and has come to sort that out. Fallon says not to worry, she's had other things on her mind and it must all be really difficult, and Jennifer breaks down and tells her that Alice is shutting her out, and shutting Brian out, and is out of control and won't be helped and everyone hates her. Fallon denies hating Alice and says she won't have meant to do the things she has done: it's her illness. (She has left undone those things which she ought to have done, and done those things which she ought not to have done, and there is no health in her. Chris) As far as Fallon is concerned, ill people need help.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 8th June, 2021

Brian is bad-tempered, and Fallon is a good friend to Alice.

Characters: Alice, Brian, Ed, Jazzer, Fallon
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice is looking for Jennifer because she can't find her yellow top. When asked if he is at home to keep an eye on her, Brian claims he was looking at Berrow Farm figures, and Jennifer has left supper ready to be made. Alice can't do that; she has a table booked at the Fox in Edgeley, with Fallon. Brian is flabbergasted, and alarmed, but realises he can't stop her; he does however absolutely draw the line at her bringing men home. When he says that she is killing her mother, Alice simply replies that it's nothing to do with Jennifer.

Ed offers to help Jazzer with repairs to his bike, which is still not working: electrics, says Jazzer. Tracy is not cut out to be a biker chick, but that and cricket are all they disagree about: with Jade, bikes was the only point of agreement. Jazzer promises not to tell Emma about Jennifer's visit to Ed. Ed admits he felt sorry for Jennifer and was tactful about Alice, and didn't say what he really thinks of her. Then he does, and both concur that she is a spoilt brat. Ed is at a loose end because the sheep were too wet to shear, but Jazzer isn't; he is going over to Berrow Farm, and begs a lift.

Fallon advises Alice to fetch an umbrella, and Brian takes advantage of her absence to have a go at Fallon for encouraging Alice to drink. When she can get a word in, Fallon explains that Alice was already planning to go out and Fallon proposes to keep an eye on her and stop her drinking too much. Brian doesn't apologise for his misjudgement and continues to grumble.

Brian then goes over to Berrow, where he encounters Jazzer, whom he did not expect to see, and is displeased; Neil explains that Jazzer is there working for the day before he starts work proper. Brian is there to tell Neil the return to service figures are unsatisfactory and he feels Neil has dropped the ball regarding fertility, but Neil doesn't accept that anything is wrong. Jazzer tries to intervene and has his nose snapped off. Brian continues on the attack, and Neil is not all that conciliatory.

At the pub, Alice is giggling and reminiscing about Fallon getting drunkenly lost on a previous occasion, before she and Harrison were an item, which Fallon doesn't entirely appreciate. Alice tells her to lighten up, and announces it's her round. Fallon says the one she's had is enough: she's driving. Alice suggests a taxi home, but Fallon still says no.

Ed has turned up to collect Jazzer, whom Neil praises for coming at all. Then Neil apologises for Brian's behaviour and excuses it by saying the Aldridges are having a hard time. After Neil has left them the two agree that the Aldridges are being a pain, and Jazzer fears that leaving Home Farm has just got him into another place where Brian will throw his weight around at him.

When the two women get home Brian thanks Fallon for having kept Alice within bounds and says he is really very grateful; he apologises for the way he talked to her earlier, and also for what he said before the christening: he now understands why she and Harrison didn't want to be involved. Fallon is forgiving, and Brian says she's a good friend, and Alice needs friends. Fallon says the pub was hard work and she didn't enjoy watching her friend drink. Brian is thereby encouraged to open his heart to Fallon, laying all his woes about Alice out for her, and she tells him that Alice needs professional help, rehab; Brian thought that she'd done that, but Fallon explains that the Bath visit was only detox, and rehab is more extensive. Brian starts planning at once, wondering whether the same clinic might help again, and ignores Fallon trying to explain that it will do no good unless Alice agrees. She tries to be firm that he needs to talk to Alice first.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 9th June, 2021

Chris is grateful to Peggy, and Jennifer will never forgive her.

Characters: Chris, Peggy, burbling baby, Jennifer, Fallon
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Evidently by invitation, Chris and Martha are visiting Peggy, who says she doesn't want to be an imposition. He says he owes her a lot for warning him he might have to make some difficult choices. Peggy understanding has made it possible for him to do something that has been very hard. She is just pleased that her bad experience turned out to be of some benefit to him. Jennifer arrives and is surprised to see Christopher but delighted to see Martha. Chris has to leave, because of an appointment with Fallon, so he picks up Martha and gets her ready to go.

Fallon has come to tell Chris that she won't be coming out with Harrison tomorrow. Chris assumes this is because of Alice trying to kiss Harrison, and starts saying that it was all entirely Alice's fault and he does understand; Fallon points out that the way he is talking is why she doesn't want to come. She isn't prepared to pick a side, and she doesn't want to be in the we-hate-Alice club nor spend an evening with Chris and Emma slagging off his wife.

Jennifer has been good about Chris having to rush off and her not being able to spend any time with Martha. She has come to bring Peggy up to date about Alice, and tells her that she and Brian have been doing research into residential treatment. Peggy is doubtful, and can't see Alice being enthusiastic about the idea. Then Jennifer thanks Peggy for sticking to Jack all those years and being a shining example of not giving up on family, and Peggy can't stand the misrepresentation, so she puts her right. She thinks staying with Jack was a mistake. She tells Jennifer she has known since New Year's Eve about Alice being an alcoholic; Jennifer is horrified that she shared this with Chris and not with her. Peggy explains that she wanted Chris not to make the mistake she did when she wasted so many years not doing the one thing she should have done, leaving Jack. What Jennifer needs to understand is that an alcoholic is all self: take take take. She told Christopher he might have to put Martha first. Jennifer is furious because Peggy could have raised the alarm to the family months ago; she won't let Peggy finish her sentences or explain what she actually said. Jennifer asks whether Alice knows what Peggy has done, and says she never must: her own grandmother – it would destroy her!

Chris is explaining to Fallon that Martha is more important than anything. But Fallon says he has to think about the future. She tells him about her own father's drinking, that her memories of him were bad ones, and that she was glad her mother chucked him out. (Which is retrospective invention. Chris) But now he is working at the pub with Jolene, like civilised people, and it has made a big difference to Fallon. She says that if Alice is always treated as the villain it isn't going to be good for Martha as she grows up. Chris says the whole thing is a mess: he hates Alice and loves her, wants her back and doesn't, and it's all very raw. Fallon says she wants to be able to be friends with him and with Alice too. When Fallon tells him that she saw Alice yesterday, he's glad and asks her to let him know how Alice is. Fallon finally agrees to go on the evening out if he can shut Emma up about how much she hates Alice; he promises he will lay down the law and make that stick.

Peggy is trying to explain to Jennifer that if Alice couldn't stop drinking, Chris needed to know that he should take care of Martha's best interests, and anyway Martha is better off with him than with Alice at this point. As Jennifer sees it, Peggy encouraged Chris to tear the baby away from her mother and leave, and she's furious with Peggy; she doesn't see how she'll ever be able to forgive her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 10th June, 2021

Chris changes his mind, and so ostensibly does Alice.

Characters: Harrison, Fallon, Chris, Brian, Jennifer, Alice
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

The night out is about to start; Harrison and Fallon are collecting Chris, and Emma will join them once her PC meeting is over. It's the first normal thing Chris has done in ages; he reckons a night off is just what he needs.

Brian has mentioned the support group, and thinks he's found the ideal place for rehab, albeit rather expensive; all they need is to get Alice to sign an authorisation for them to act on her behalf and then book her into it. Alice has already left the table to go to the loo, so he can tell Jennifer about it without upsetting their daughter. Jennifer is still inveighing against Peggy, and Lilian is outraged as well, apparently, but Brian can't see that Peggy talking to Jennifer at that stage would have helped. Brian thinks they need to have something concrete to offer Alice before they will be able to get her on side. Alice comes back, and doesn't agree that things need to change. She refuses the idea of rehab point blank.

Emma has been delayed, and rung to say they are to order and not wait for her. They've inadvertently taken Chris to the place where he went with Alice for her thirtieth birthday, though, and he feels weird being there without her; it's like missing an arm. Everything he does makes him think of Alice, about whom he maunders at length. He then apologises to Fallon for talking about Alice, and Harrison starts to talk about Tracy and cricket. Chris goes off to ring his parents and check on Martha, and Fallon realises that it's too soon for them to have a good night out with him.

Against Jennifer's wishes, Brian is still talking about rehab, and Alice says rehab is for people who want to stop drinking, which she doesn't. She won't consider six weeks away from Martha, even though, as Jennifer points out, she hardly sees her now. Alice starts to inveigh against Susan for not letting her be with Martha and for being a total cow and the Carters never having liked her anyway, and then attacks Brian and Jennifer for not standing up for her properly. This turns into a shouting match with Brian, with Jennifer trying to keep the peace. Jennifer says she is losing her mind, and is scared they will lose Alice, that she may die. Alice abruptly goes off to her room, and Brian says loudly that she is going for another drink.

Harrison is driving Chris and Fallon home. Chris thinks he spoiled their evening when he asked to leave just as Emma arrived, but now sees it was OTT to want to go home to check Martha. He feels he's a killjoy and is being very depressed, again at some length. Fallon demands that Harrison stop the car, and gives Chris a pep-talk about looking out for himself: he can't just survive on working and being a dad. He is allowed to be miserable, she tells him, and better to be miserable with his mates than on his own. Harrison suggests they get a chippy tea and go back to their place, from which he can get to Martha in five minutes if he is needed, and Chris agrees he'd really like that.

Brian is talking about the farm and possibly having to employ Ed, although Alice has made that a bit difficult for them; Jennifer, meanwhile, has completely lost her appetite. Alice reappears and asks to see the authorisation form; she has even brought her pen down with her. She has taken what Jennifer said to heart, and realised they can't go on as they are. Surprised and delighted, Jennifer says they will be with her all the way, and they can beat this thing together.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 14th June, 2021

Adam has a guilty secret, and Helen has another.

Characters: Joy, Helen, Lee,Adam, Brian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Directors: Peter Leslie Wild & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Joy is telling Helen about Edwin at the end house having been rude to her (he isn't Ebenezer after all) when Joy's phone goes off: it's Edwin telling the neighbourhood group about the scooter he's found on his lawn. Then Fallon texts to ask Joy to be on the fête committee: Lynda wants to interview her. Helen warns her that the fête committee is a total nightmare because Lynda takes it so seriously, but the flattered Joy says she's met a few Lynda Snells in her life and can deal with her. Then Helen and Lee tell her they won;t be going out after all because they haven't a baby-sitter: Pat and Tony are having Jennifer, Brian and Alice over to supper. Joy offers to babysit instead of them; Helen wonders about it, but she says she can cope fine with the bed-time routine.

Adam greets Brian at the estate office, where he is having a scan through the farm accounts; Alice's rehab is more than they can afford, and Brian is thinking of taking his share of the profits a bit early. Adam knows what's there and tries to demand his right to do the checking. Brian realises that some of the figures are not up to date and also works out that the farm machinery account is five thousand pounds light.

Lee and Helen are at the drive-in film at Lower Loxley and see that there is pulled pork on the menu. Helen leaves the choice of relish to Lee, who goes off to fetch their meal, and rings Joy to tell her where the bedtime book for Jack is. Joy and Jack are having a laugh; Jack got out a couple of the superheroes from the cupboard, the spare ones from the cupboard on the landing. There aren't any spares, says Helen; are the boxes all right? Then they can seal them up and no-one will be any the wiser. Joy goes to check; Helen will call her later.

Brian doesn't recognise a business name, from months ago; the money was for something in March, when Alice was working there. Brian sees it as her making mistakes; surely she wouldn't steal from her family? But he can't see any logical explanation for where the money went. Adam gets rid of Brian, saying he is busy and if he checks the accounts it will be quicker anyway. Brian leaves for his supper-appointment.

Helen has rung Joy, to hear that the boxes have been ripped. Joy will hide the evidence and Helen can buy replacements. Lee will be none the wiser. Helen says she can't not tell him, but Joy is more pragmatic.

Brian comes back to the office, because Alice refused to go out to supper at Bridge Farm and is being obnoxious; he had to get away. She isn't going to rehab until the seventh of July, and he really isn't looking forward to three more weeks of her being like this. Adam is meant to be working part-time, and Brian apologises for not pulling his weight; Adam says he has had other things on his mind, after all. Brian now insists on having another look through the bank statements: he thinks it has to be Alice who took the money. He'll have to have a word with her: he can't let her get away with it. Adam points out that whether she took it or not, if she gets the hump she'll refuse rehab. Brian goes on saying he can't let her get away with it; Adam finally tells him that he, not Alice, took the money.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 15th June, 2021

Lynda is taken aback, and so in the end is Lee.

Characters: Lynda, Joy, Adam, Lee
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Directors: Peter Leslie Wild & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda is giving an apple to Salieri the llama when Joy arrives early for her interview about the fête committee. Joy is insufficiently reverent about the fête, and clearly dismayed at being close to a llama, about both of which Lynda sniffs.

Adam says that he hasn't had a chance to find some clamps he has promised to lend to Lee, and while Lee waits on his pleasure and occasionally reminds him that he has come by arrangement to borrow the clamps and what they are for, mutters to himself and complains about everything he is doing instead of fetching them. Lee offers Adam a go on the drums to sublimate his aggression. After a longish time of Adam griping at the various things, Lee offers to fetch the clamps himself, whereupon Adam loses his temper and swears, than apologises and starts to explain why he is in such a vile mood.

Joy is glad to be away from the llamas, and admires Lynda's garden. She is trying to lose weight after lockdown, and resists eating one of the butterfly buns that she has brought along. She talks about herself and her daughter Rochelle, while Lynda attempts to pontificate about the duties of a committee member: motivating others, never being discouraged, maximising advertising impact. Joy talks about Rochelle some more, and mentions that selling hundreds of butterfly buns she had made paid for the costumes for Rochelle's majorettes team; having blasphemed against the Edgely Morris, she even interrupts Lynda and prevents her from going into full flow. Her fund-raising experiences impress Lynda, and then she asks to be reminded again what qualifications she'll need for the committee.

Adam is being angry because Brian virtually accused him of stealing the money, and Lee sympathises. Adam had to pay the electrician, who was over estimate, and freely admits he took the money, but always intended to pay it back if he hadn't been so busy single-handed on the farm. He has a thorough whinge about Brian being so objectionable as to be angry about an oversight. Lee continues sympathetic, and for some reason Adam goes on and on confiding in him about his own and the rest of the Aldridge family's affairs. He blames Brian for everything. Ian doesn't know yet about the money, and Adam asks Lee not to tell Ian or any of Adam's family, particularly Jennifer. Adam has convinced himself, and tells Lee, that Brian is nastier to him than to any of his siblings, and never blows up at them, but also boasts that he gave Brian as good as he got and will repay the money in his own good time and not because he has been told to. Then he lets slip the actual amount he has embezzled, five grand ('chickenfeed to the farm business'), and Lee is clearly shocked.

Lynda is desperately determined to keep Joy from taking over the conversation altogether, eventually telling her that she is welcome to be on the committee for a trial, perhaps just for one year. She will send dates, but maybe Joy will be more comfortable just listening in at her first meeting...

Adam goes on asserting that Brian is the one at fault, then starts to blame Alice as well. Lee suggests there might have been faults on both sides, and that perhaps Adam ought to pay the money back, which completely throws Adam because it is such an unexpected idea. He goes on asking Lee to keep his secrets, and they finally go to get the clamps even though it is now too late for Lee to use them immediately because he has spent all this time on Adam's self-made troubles. As they go, Lee suggests Adam ought to pay back the money as soon as possible, and also apologise for his behaviour yesterday: then maybe he and Brian can both move on.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 16th June, 2021

Lee is philosophical, and Peggy revisits bad memories.

Characters: Joy, Helen, Peggy, Lilian, Lee
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Directors: Peter Leslie Wild & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Helen has been trying to find replacement figures for Lee, but there are so many sizes and she can't find the right ones, and the Wolverine would cost $250... She is just going to have to tell him. Joy thinks they might wait a bit longer, and then offers to be the one to break the news. She ends up comforting Helen, who is going to get it over with as soon as Lee comes home, and she will stay until he arrives.

Peggy and Lilian are talking, and Peggy is feeling unhappy because Jennifer has shown no sign of forgiving her. Lilian shares the news about Alice having agreed to rehab, but adds that it won't start for another three weeks and meanwhile Alice is being uncooperative, which Peggy finds unsurprising. Lilian offers to take her to see Jennifer, but Peggy doesn't feel that going over there would be a good idea.

Lee arrives home and is surprised Joy is there. Helen confesses about Jack having played with the figures and broken the boxes. Lee is not happy, but says he is not cross, just sad: he'd kept them pristine all these years, and now they aren't. Joy tries to cheer him up by saying the boys enjoyed the dollies so much that they should have been played with, about which crass bit of insensitivity he doesn't throw things at her as any normal person would, though he does cavil at the word dollies.

Lilian does understand why Peggy didn't tell Jennifer, though if it had been James in similar circumstances about whom Peggy had stayed schtum she would probably feel the same as Jennifer. Peggy explains that she'd had her suspicions for a long time, but by the time she was sure on New Year's Eve she also knew, because Chris told her, that Alice was getting help and had been in detox. She was afraid that if Jennifer had been told she would have confronted her daughter, so Peggy honestly thought it was better to say nothing. Lilian tells her to leave it to her and she will do her best to bring about a rapprochement between Jennifer and her mother. Peggy doesn't really think the rehab will be any good; it sounded too much like the sanatorium Jack was in. Lilian says things have moved on a bit since the 1970s. She asks about her father's last days, and Peggy tells her that she doesn't want to know what the treatment was in the sanatorium, though it was a beautiful building. Peggy (in retrospective invention, because he was in Scotland and she was in Ambridge – Chris) spent a lot of time visiting him there towards the end, and it was horrible.

Helen is demanding that Lee tell her the truth now Joy has gone. She thinks he was being polite to spare Joy's feelings. He has been holding Wolverine, who feels nothing like how he'd imagined during the twenty years he had kept the box carefully unopened; when Joy said that the boys had so much fun with his belongings, it made him realise that it may be time for a bit of a rethink. He's ok with it; some of his figures can come out and be played with.

Peggy doesn't want to talk about Jack's death, about which she lied to her children when she told them he had a peaceful end. Lilian naturally wants to know more, so Peggy tells her that the drugs he was on had side effects that were dreadful; with the last one, he would be violently ill if he had alcohol, but he was past caring and got hold of some whisky, was horribly sick for days, and then his poor body couldn't cope any more. Peggy has pushed it to the back of her mind, to spare her children, but she has had dreadful visions of history repeating itself, and can't get rid of the image in her mind. Lilian gives her a pep talk about how much better it is all done these days and how much more is known about the causes of alcoholism and how to wean people away from it. And this works? asks Peggy. Lilian says there are no guarantees but it's definitely possible. Peggy now feels that she wants to offer to help pay for the treatment: she can't bear the thought of dear Alice ending up like her grandfather.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 17th June, 2021

The rewilding might be just a little too wild, and Adam goes too far.

Characters: Phoebe, Roy, Rex, Adam, Brian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Adrian Flynn

Directors: Peter Leslie Wild & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Phoebe explains that she left her bag at home on purpose, but Roy has brought it for her anyway. They are at the campsite, where two families are expected some time after four; Roy is impressed, and full of praise for everything they show him: it all looks great. There's nothing they need him to help with, and they are very busy so he takes himself off. Phoebe starts bossing Rex about, not too happy that Roy was checking up on her. They have all the leaflets they need, cards for a local taxi-firm (Rex), Jim and Robert have made them a local bird list, and they have a wildlife log. Rex reckons it all gives out a good vibe. Then Phoebe realises the solar lighting kits aren't there.

Adam thinks the barley is ripening ok, but aggressively supposes Brian will want to check for himself; Brian doesn't. He has actually come to ask whether Adam has noticed the bird-proofing on the grain store being faulty, and Adam is immediately offended, although Brian makes it clear he is offering to fix it, not criticising. Then in a not-actual-apology Adam says that he could have explained himself better on Monday. 'Is that it?' asks Brian, who clearly finds this inadequate. He then tells Adam he will see to the bird-netting after lunch.

Frantic telephoning reveals that the solar lights have been returned to the depot because nobody was there for the delivery at seven in the morning, and they can't now be delivered until tomorrow: no lights for the paths this evening, nor in the composting toilets. Phoebe is worried they might get sued for negligence, or hammered in their first reviews on line. She suggests torches. Rex suggests a solar-powered gnome from Bert's garden. Then he hopes the guests might be relaxed about it. Phoebe says that they can't let the guests down, and Rex that they need help.

Now in the office after lunch, Adam offers to show Brian the accounts: he has returned his 'loan'. He then demands an apology from Brian for having not been friendly on Monday. Brian is gobsmacked by the cheek of it, and points out that in fact, Adam is the one who has done wrong and needs to apologise for it. Adam retorts that he is not asking for forgiveness because he doesn't need it. This does not improve Brian's opinion of him even slightly.

Roy has got in touch with a friend, Mark, who can sort them out a solar generator for the time being; he ran events for Grey Gables back in the day. Roy says smugly that he has quite a network these days. Mark was interested in seeing the camping ground anyway, particularly after Roy had been spreading the word about Phoebe's wonderful project. He likes boasting about his daughter: it shows he got something right in life.

Adam is continuing to push his luck and air his every grievance, eventually throwing in the poisoning of the Am as a clincher to the evils Brian has perpetrated on him. Brian points out that history is irrelevant and anyway Alice is the priority at the moment, but Adam has now got into his stride, and accuses Brian of always having treated him differently from the rest of the family. Ruairi gets mentioned, with Adam complaining that Brian seized on Ruairi's idea about giving up their own sheep in order to graze and run Brookfield's, taking no account of Adam's hard work on the flock over the years. Brian says he was leaning that way himself anyway. But Adam clearly resents Ruairi's biological origins, that the 18-year-old dilettante is taken seriously about farm matters, and that Brian does not value, or even listen to, Adam's opinions. Brian tells Adam that he does listen to him; he just doesn't know if he can believe him. Adam tries to make that about his gayness and foolishly says he is sick of being where he isn't wanted, to which Brian, immediately taking him at his word, suggests that in that case he could always leave. Adam is disbelieving and says 'You don't mean that!' but Brian simply asks why not? The current arrangement is not working for either of them. Adam asserts that he has done nothing wrong, and Brian notes that is what is wrong with him. Brian needs a farm manager he can rely on, and it is becoming increasingly clear Adam is not that.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 21st June, 2021

Lee continues as an oracle, and Shula is in the sybil business.

Characters: Alice, Shula, Lee, Adam, Ian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald-Hughes & Nick Warburton

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice has turned up at The Stables to see Banjo, and Shula pretends to be indignant Alice hadn't come to visit her. The joke falls flat; no one jokes with her these days, says Alice. They chat a bit, with Shula telling Alice she is near the end of her first year of the ordination process, and looking forward to a placement. Alice is planning to take Banjo out for a ride, and Shula isn't happy with the idea: it is already six o'clock and she thinks it might not be safe. In any event, there will be conditions: first, Shula must be sure Banjo will be safe in her hands, and secondly, can Alice promise she hasn't been drinking? She goes off to fetch Banjo out.

Lee asks Adam how it went last week. Adam asks him to keep the noise down; he doesn't want Ian to hear. As Ian inopportunely comes back in at that moment, Lee tells Ian he was asking about last week, and Adam quickly creates a lie about how they had discussed building a playhouse for the boys in the garden and might think of one for Xander. It's Adam's birthday tomorrow, but he will be working all day. Lee asks Ian how things are at Grey Gables and is told they aren't so good; Ian is trying to be positive about it, and the ever-cheery Adam asks what could be positive about the place going down. Ian breaks it to them both that he is thinking of starting out on his own doing 'Mobile Artisan Food', which Adam thinks is crazy; Ian plans to buy a van, to which Adam is opposed on financial grounds. Ian appeals to Lee for his opinion, which they then both require of him; he sides with Adam by saying it makes sense to be cautious at the moment.

Alice is talking to Banjo while she grooms him, and Shula asks if she does want to take him out; she says not today. Shula reminisces about Alice always having been good with horses, and how even a nervy and difficult one came to trust her. Alice says they can't trust her now, and goes back to talking to Banjo. She asks Shula when she last went riding, for the last time; Shula can't remember, but asks her about rehab and says she is sure it will work. Alice can't picture that, and wonders what the point is of wasting so much money by going at all.

Adam is trying to keep Lee quiet while Ian is out of the room, and blames Lee for the situation: he told him to talk to Brian, after all. As a result he's been sacked; Brian made it clear he wants him gone. He gives Lee a very biased account of the interview with Brian, and says that Ian mustn't know until Adam has some other job. Lee can't believe it: Adam /is/ Home Farm! Adam has a nostalgic romp through all he has done for Home Farm over so many years, and says it's his home; only now it's not, and he'll have nothing to pass on to Xander. Lee suggests Brian may cool down and see sense.

Shula is reminding Alice about how good she was with horses in her teens, and that she didn't ever give up on them. She still is that determined girl who didn't give up, says Shula, and she can see them riding together over Heydon Barrow when this is all over.

Ian is determined to get Lee to agree with him, and succeeds: Lee says that he should follow his dream. After he has got rid of Ian with an excuse about hearing Xander, Adam thanks Lee for not saying anything about his having been sacked. Lee advises Adam that whatever he decides he wants he should fight for, and make whatever is to happen do so on his say-so, not Brian's or anyone else's.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 22nd June, 2021

Eddie loves his limo, and Adam loves his own way.

Characters: Eddie, Clarrie, Brian, Adam
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald-Hughes & Nick Warburton

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie has taken Clarrie out for a ride in his limo, and she says it is pure class. She reckons he could double his money now he's done it up, and they can't afford the petrol to run it: the electricity bill came yesterday. She's had her film-star experience now, and keeping on top of the bills is more important. She loved feeling like a queen at the Lower Loxley film night, but she won't need a fancy car to feel special when they renew their vows. She asks him to think about it. He drops her at home because he has to go over to Brookfield on an errand, and he reckons he might as well drive the limo while they still have it.

Brian greets Adam with a question about the combine servicing, which Adam as usual takes as a personal slur on his capability. Adam then wants to talk about 'this', but Brian says that he only wants to talk about the farm, then goes away saying Adam can hold the fort.

Jill has given Eddie twenty quid for giving her and Leonard a lift to The Bull; it's got him thinking. He could use the limo for a sort of dial-a-ride, putting a smile on people's faces. Clarrie instantly points out he doesn't have a taxi licence, but he says it wouldn't be a taxi, just his way to bring joy to the people of Ambridge, and who is he to argue if people want to pay for the petrol?

Jennifer has left a cake on Brian's desk in his way: it's Adam's birthday cake. Adam rubs it in that Brian hasn't wished him a happy birthday. Brian says Adam was right, and they should talk and clear the air, but Adam now turns him down and says Brian's done him a favour: he doesn't want to spend the next twenty years working in a toxic environment. Because of having been needled Brian does remind Adam about his poor record, and they have another row, with Adam attributing one of his many mistakes to bad luck and Brian saying Adam has an awful lot of bad luck. Adam says he's the only one being punished for mistakes. Brian says they can't go on like this, and Adam agrees.

Ed has a pick-up to do for Jolene, to get her to the cash and carry by two. Clarrie has found some proper driving gloves she remembered were among Joe's belongings, the ones he had for driving Bartleby, and has also found a chauffeur's hat of unknown origin. Eddie tries it on and says it would do to collect his tips in.

Brian seeks out Adam to tell him that he's going away to check on Alice, and Adam snubs his peace-offering remarks. Adam says he is definitely leaving the farm, and Brian asks him to stay until after the harvest; Adam agrees that he will do that. He offers to do anything else he can to help about Alice, and they both end up apologising, but Adam thinks leaving might be just what he needs. A new challenge would be good; a fresh start. Brian offers to put out a word for him, but Adam says this is something he needs to do himself. They agree that they probably ought not to mention it to the family just yet, nor at the partners' meeting. Brian tells him not to stay too late but get home for a nice evening with Ian, and wishes him a happy birthday.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 23rd June, 2021

Eddie and Shula are both determined to be generous; Susan not so much.

Characters: Susan, Neil, Eddie, Lynda, Shula, Rex
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald-Hughes & Nick Warburton

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan is soothing a fractious Martha, who won't be soothed, and Neil offers to take over for a bit because Susan was up half the night. Christopher was off by six thirty having enjoyed going out on his birthday, and Neil will need to be back early so Susan can go to work in the afternoon. She is feeling guilty because they're neglecting Keira and George, but Neil says they are doing the best they can. Susan has to arrange taking Martha to see the Aldridges; she is not really happy having anything to do with Alice, whereas Neil is trying to understand her. Susan points out that she could do with a little understanding herself after the brick incident.

Eddie has called Lynda to offer his help with the fête; he will do the generator. She says that you'd think the fête would get easier to run after all these years, but it doesn't: they have no concept to give it shape, and she has run out of ideas. She can't afford to take time away, and she can't refrain from working on her fête-related documents if she is anywhere near them. Eddie offers to get her away from them in his limousine: a magical mystery tour. She is very tempted, but knows exactly where she would like to go: Darrington.

Neil has gone with Martha to visit Shula, to ask about riding lessons for Keira. Shula suggests one or two lessons initially to see if she takes to it. She tells Neil about Alice visiting Banjo, and talking to him, which she thinks helped her. Neil thanks her for listening sympathetically to Alice, and says sympathy is thin on the ground in certain quarters.

Rex, who only intended to buy biscuits, is laden down after an unplanned shopping expedition; Eddie offers to help him with carrying. Rex is at a loose end because he has been taking Peggy for regular shopping at Underwoods but she cancelled this week. Eddie tells Rex that the reason he is all spruced up is that he's taking Lynda to Darrington in the limo, and Rex says thoughtfully that it's really thoughtful of him.

Shula is being sympathetic about Susan's experience with the brick and how frightened she must have been. She offers Neil the first three lessons for Keira free, which he refuses before he is interrupted by Susan ringing to ask for Martha, whom she is taking to visit Jennifer. She is cross with him for not having the baby back ready for her to pick up, and to keep the peace he says that he forgot (which he didn't, because she didn't actually say when that would be – Chris). Shula determinedly tells him Keira's first lessons are on the house; Neil with equal determination insists he will repay her by tidying her garden.

In the tea-room, Rex is talking with Lynda, whom Eddie drove to Darrington to cruise slowly in the limo past the house of Evangeline Loweminster, waving regally. Lynda has bought Eddie coffee, and he arrives to drink it, saying that the limo is difficult to park; she praises his generosity. But Rex has been thinking: the more generous Eddie is, the more custom Rex's taxi business loses. 'Poaching' is mentioned, and Rex also questions the legality of Eddie's activities if he is taking money. Lynda says he wasn't charging, then offers to be a Solomon, which doesn't please Rex. She suggests that if Eddie stays away from Rex's regular fares, all should be well. All right, says Rex, but I warn you, Eddie: I will be watching you.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 24th June, 2021

Justin understands all too clearly, and Alistair misunderstands very well.

Characters: Neil, Shula, Adam, Justin, Alistair
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah McDonald-Hughes & Nick Warburton

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Neil has arrived at The Stables' garden after dropping Keira off for her first lesson, and found Shula gardening; he tells her they had a deal and he plans to do it while Keira is riding. She agrees to his weeding the beds while she goes on doing the dead-heading.

Adam is looking for Lilian at the Dower House, but finds only Justin because she is out with Ruby. He drops off some cherries for her and answers questions about the harvest. Justin is dealing with emails and complains that he prefers to do business face to face: Adam agrees he prefers it too, then, pretending it is an afterthought, says that actually he would quite like to pick Justin's brains about something.

Shula tells Neil that Elizabeth and Vince are going for a week in a spa hotel on the Norfolk coast. As it starts spotting with rain she and Neil chat about his also needing a break. Then the skies open and they are suddenly soaking: the gardening has been rained off.

Justin tells Adam that Borchester Land would obviously consider another contractor if one were cheaper than Home Farm. He offers to put out feelers to find out who might be about to make such an offer. Adam tries to establish what someone would have to offer to win the contract. Well, you have all the experience while someone new would be starting from scratch, says Justin, who seems to have worked out that Adam may be planning to go it alone.

Alistair has come round to bring the flea treatment for Shula's cat. He finds Neil in Dan's Harry Potter top, far too small, and a tracksuit which would fit a fourteen-year-old: Shula explains that he was soaked and she offered him some of Dan's old clothes while his dried. She starts to laugh at him while Alistair is wondering what was going on, and between them they explain to Alistair all that has happened. She can't stop laughing. Neil says it is his own fault for not coming in out of the rain and he deserves it. Alistair offers to lend some of the spare clothes he keeps in the office, and Neil is very grateful for not having to turn up to collect Keira looking like an oversized Ron Weasley.

Justin says Brian and Adam going their separate ways would be a nightmare for him; BL pays for their partnership. He tells Adam that he doesn't need to worry about anyone else taking over: other farmers wouldn't cross Brian, who has a reputation for ruthlessness and who could make life very difficult for a rival. Better for other farmers to go their own way; a fresh start should be just that. He wants to get back to his emails, so Adam leaves.

Neil makes his escape from The Stables hilarity, and Shula goes on laughing: the neighbours will think she's having an affair! Alistair fails to deny the possibility fast or fervently enough to please her. He explains that he thought he glimpsed a small spark between them. Shula is incredulous, but he says that there was something in the way she looked at Neil, a look he hadn't seen for a while. She looked happy. Shula tries to laugh it off, and denies she was flirty. Can men and women only be friends – as she and Alastair are – if they have been married? But haven't Neil and Shula been more than just friends in the past, asks Alistair, pointing out that gossip can be very damaging; he's just looking out for her. She says he is wildly misinterpreting an innocent friendship: he couldn't be more wrong. She and Neil are just friends, she says emphatically.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 28th June, 2021

Lily strays, while Vince and Elizabeth stay put.

Characters: Lily, Sol, Vince, Elizabeth, Freddie, Russ
Credited scriptwriter for the week:
Naylah Ahmed
Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lily awakens and her male companion Sol speaks too loudly for her hangover; it's five past eight. He says that is putting last night's sexathon on his facebook page, which horrifies her, but in fact is working on a reference for a new job he plans to apply for: a management role. Lily realises she ought to be at Lower Loxley, and rushes away without breakfast [or apparently any clothes – she didn't have time to have dressed].

Vince and Elizabeth are discussing films; Elizabeth reckons Love Actually will be a crowd-pleaser. Freddie appears and comments on their huge breakfast; they tell him they won't be going away because of a double booking, and are having a staycation. Vince starts to explain, but Elizabeth cuts him short, and says that she simply wants to see Lower Loxley from the visitor's point of view. She complains that the plumbing in her room was groaning all night. Freddie makes an excuse and leaves when Vince starts talking about not having slept, nor planned to.

Freddie, who had invited Johnny to stay while the coast was clear, isn't happy about Elizabeth's new plans and has now been roped in to help Russ with a display he's arranging. Russ believes his latest find's pictures have potential, though Freddie is less taken with them. Freddie still isn't happy about Elizabeth being with Vince, and grumbles about it, but Russ isn't listening: his decree absolute was in the post Freddie brought him, and he is not married any more. He seems stunned, and asks Freddie to keep it to himself, claiming that he wants to be the one to tell Lily.

Elizabeth is planning her and Vince's day as Lily gets in; Elizabeth tells her they are not going away and will be there for the week. A preoccupied Lily barely listens, then declines to take Russ his breakfast, saying she needs to 'freshen up' before getting down to work.

Freddie is making a fuss of Cranford Crystal when Vince appears, saying that Elizabeth had a couple of things to do in the office and will come and find him later. Vince is friendly, and says Freddie talking about Nigel being good with horses doesn't worry him. He decides he wants Freddie to take a picture of him with Cranford Crystal, in fact of him on her back; Freddie reluctantly fetches the mounting block and implores Vince to be careful, but he hurts himself while mounting: she's wider than she looks. Freddie takes the photo, actually a video, which captures Vince falling off too. He is instructed to delete it, and Vince heads for the house, clearly in pain.

Russ greets Lily, and because she looks strange wonders if she is ok; she immediately claims she has to go and do some work in the office. He tells her it is so good to have her back from last night's party, but doesn't mention the decree having arrived.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 29th June, 2021

Freddie comes up trumps, repeatedly; Lily is feeling low.

Characters: Elizabeth, Vince, Lily, Rex, Freddie, Russ
Credited scriptwriter for the week:
Naylah Ahmed
Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Elizabeth is enjoying a lie-in, though she isn't sure it really counts as one when Vince is with her and he reckons 9am doesn't qualify either. The pipes knock again, loudly, and she complains again about not being able to sleep. Vince claims his injury was caused by walking round the grounds. She suggests going somewhere nice to eat that evening; Vince offers instead to cook his signature dish, and will get the ingredients while she is busy in the office. He claims to be surprised at how low-maintenance she is, and says he's bagged a good'un; she says 'have you?' but takes it as a compliment and heads for the shower.

Lily confesses all to Rex: she stayed over after the party with a friend, but when she says 'friend' she means a man friend, and by 'stayed over' she means something may have happened. He doesn't seem to realise why she's upset, and asks about Sol; she is evidently quite smitten, but claims not to like him. It was a mistake. No it wasn't. They were having a good time and she liked him: now she feels awful. Because? asks Rex. Because she is with Russ, replies Lily impatiently.

Freddie has done the lighting for one of the large paintings in Russ's exhibition, and Russ praises him for it and starts to leave him to it. Freddie explains that he wants to stay away from Vince, and from Elizabeth too, after having put his foot in it yesterday by asking why they were not staying at Vince's place. Russ just wants to get back to the studio space he has created: he is feeling inspired to paint for the first time in ages.

Lily is afraid that his strange behaviour since yesterday means Russ knows about Sol, and says she is having a melt-down because whatever happened was all her fault. She denies that anything is wrong between her and Russ apart from a slump. Over time things have become a bit ... Dull? asks Rex. She pretended she was asleep when Russ came in late last night, and he got up early. She suddenly thinks someone might have posted something about her and Sol on Facebook, and Russ might have seen it, and starts to panic again.

Russ tell Freddie that he has been blocked more or less ever since he got together with Lily, with the divorce and all the other complications; all is now wonderful, because after receiving the letter yesterday he has had a surge of inspiration. But he won't let Freddie see the portrait of Lily he is painting.

Vince and Elizabeth are up at Uncle Rupert's Memorial enjoying the view, which includes Rex's pigs. Vince's phone goes, but they had a deal about no interruptions and he doesn't want to look. His manager wants time off and Elizabeth thinks she ought to get it or she might walk. Rather than discuss the matter with her, Vince goes back to start the prep for his cooking, leaving her alone.

Freddie has been landed with eating with Vince and Elizabeth because Lily has a takeaway and Russ is eating at the gallery. Vince is in pain, and Freddie lets slip his having got on Cranford Crystal and strained his groin on the dismount. Freddie also reveals not having deleted the video, but Vince is good-humoured about it and says they can watch it for a laugh after they have finished the meal. Having worked out what is the matter with the plumbing, Freddie is going to get someone to sort it out tomorrow, and meanwhile suggests that Elizabeth and Vince decamp to the bridal suite.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 30th June, 2021

Iris cases the joint, and Lily tries to come clean.

Characters: Elizabeth, Vince, Iris, Freddie, Paul, Rex, Lily, Russ
Credited scriptwriter for the week:
Naylah Ahmed
Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Vince is wandering around in a towel, and Elizabeth keeps noticing things about the bridal suite which could be improved. Vince's mother Iris suddenly turns up banging on the door and remarking that it's the bridal suite. Vince tells her to wait in the entrance lobby until he's dressed, and apologises to Elizabeth.

Iris approaches Freddie in Elizabeth's room, where he is shouting feedback to Paul the plumber upstairs about pipework noises, and butts in considerably. She assumes he is an employee.

Rex feels that the Lower Loxley set-up is working out well for him; he asks whether Lily has found anything on Facebook about her night with Sol, which she hasn't. He is surprised that yesterday she said Sol was wonderful and today she doesn't seem to like him any more. Apparently Russ has been being more like his old self, and Lily has been reminded of what it is like with Russ when it's good; since she is choosing Russ, she feels she has to tell him about Sol, though Rex thinks that is a terrible idea. She rushes off to do so, just as Iris arrives asking more questions. She wants to know who Lily was, and when she is told assumes Rex is Russ. She wanted to see the pigs, and will be visiting them with 'Liz' later. Vince rings her; he wants her to leave, and clearly and understandably finds her embarrassing.

Lily finds Russ. She has brought him something to eat and asks if they can talk privately in the gallery. He says he wants to talk to her too, but he's busy putting the final touches to the show single-handed and would rather leave it until tomorrow, when she will have his undivided attention.

Iris appears in the gallery, and Russ asks her to leave because it's not open. She ignores his request and admires his portrait of Lily, saying he has got her hair perfectly and giving him colour advice. He waxes lyrical about Lily, and admits he has been neglecting her. Having dropped her advice on him, Iris leaves.

'Liz' is being friendly with Iris, who says she wanted to make sure nobody was taking advantage of Vince. She does wonder what a woman born into Lower Loxley would see in him. Elizabeth explains that she wasn't born to it: it belonged to her late husband, and she grew up on a farm. After some more gushing from Iris, Elizabeth asks whether she gets the Casey seal of approval; Iris says yes, not that it's worth much. Elizabeth says it's worth a lot, because Iris's opinion matters to Vince. Iris gives him a good chit to Elizabeth, speaking about when he was a child and helped her to look after the family when his father was crippled. Don't write him off just yet, she tells her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 1st July, 2021

Lerrve (and popcorn) at Lower Loxley, actually.

Characters: Vince, Elizabeth, Sol, Lily, Russ
Credited scriptwriter for the week:
Naylah Ahmed
Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Vince is reliving his mother's visit, unfavourably. He isn't sure he wants to hear what she said to Elizabeth. Elizabeth thinks Iris was trying to find out whether Elizabeth was after Vince's money to prop up her family home. Anyway, it's the final drive-in movie night, and Russ has his gallery opening. 'Vincey' and 'Liz' agree not to use his mother's names for each other ever again, and she goes off to organise some things. Vince plans to fetch his Dad's Roller for the movie.

Sol has turned up at Lower Loxley and runs into Lily, who is shocked to see him. He says he has been texting her but getting no reply; she pleads busyness. He didn't know she lived at Lower Loxley; he and his mates are there for the drive-in movie, but came early to have a look round first. He asks whether her boyfriend is there: people at work have talked. They had fun the other night but she's with someone; does her steady know about their spending the night together? Sol isn't looking for trouble, he just hopes they can still be friends. They have a slightly awkward conversation, which she terminates by telling him to go and find a space: the movie will be on the house. As he leaves, Vince arrives, and she tells him she is about to go and see Russ in the gallery. He gives her the excellent advice that she should not try to control everything past and future, but concentrate on the here and now.

Russ tells Lily there is a reason he made her wait to talk, and he's sorry. He shows her the decree absolute. He's a single man again; he had no idea how much it had weighed on him. She's sorry he'd been feeling that way, but he says it's good: he's free, light, capable of everything. This is a new start, the start of something good. He shows her the portrait, which is what has kept him so busy. She says it's exquisite. It's beautiful. He plans to give it to her, she tells him she loves him, and he says he loves her right back.

Elizabeth has dressed up, and Vince says she looks amazing. He has bagged a spot in the front row. They have both been looking forward to the movie. She sees Lily and thinks of going over, but then sees that she is with Russ and decides not to interrupt them.

Russ asks Lily to tell him what she wanted to say to him. She tells him it was nothing, not really, and they're good. The group from work wave to her and Russ thinks they ought perhaps to go over and say hello, but she wants to stay with him. She says that now his divorce is final, maybe they should get married, but he says that's the last thing they need to do. They love each other and that's all they need.

Vince went to sleep during the movie, and so did Elizabeth. Vince reckons he has messed up by talking about love too soon and acted like a right twerp about hearing advice from anyone about his business, and his mother has made things worse. He knows he's not perfect, but he does, well, the L word ... and Elizabeth tells him she loves him too, but there's no way they can live together. They share some toffee mint popcorn instead.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 5th July, 2021

The fête committee meet, as do Alice and Peggy.

Characters: Kate, Alice, Lynda, Shula, Joy, Peggy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Gillian Richmond & Katie Hims

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kate greets Alice: she has come to offer to help her pack for Wednesday, but Alice isn't particularly interested in packing now, and also is not interested in being chatted with. Alice tells Kate about Peggy, and how she has been talking to Chris for months. She eavesdropped on Jennifer venting about it to Brian over breakfast. And she doesn't want to be hugged, thank you. She really hopes that Peggy hasn't been talking to Debbie about it, though, because she couldn't bear that. She now tells Kate her interpretation of the extremely damaging conclusions she has overheard Jennifer expounding; Kate decides to go and see Peggy to tell her what she thinks of her, but Alice says she is going to see her herself and Kate should stay out of it.

Lynda has accidentally said three o'clock for the fete committee meeting, to Shula and Joy anyway, though it actually starts at four. Joy starts to talk about the picture of Lily, but is called to order by Shula. Lynda tells Joy she should just be an observer for her first meeting, and goes on to say she has some initial musings, which centre on people having been confined to their homes: creative things they have done when they couldn't socialise, perhaps a cake-decorating competition. Joy points out that might be Flower and Produce territory. Shula wonders whether people are a bit tired of the pandemic. Joy starts to make a suggestion, but the kettle boils and Lynda cuts her off and goes to make tea.

Alice has gone over to make various accusations against Peggy, who defends herself as best she can. Alice says that when she told Chris he must put Martha first, it amounted to telling him to leave her; yes, says Peggy. She tells Alice that he said nothing to her; she worked out that Alice was an alcoholic when the Bath story didn't add up. Peggy then starts to come up with all sorts of wild self-accusations, and says she is proud of Alice for going to rehab. She wouldn't have the courage herself. Sorry is too small a word for her meddling, she says. Alice immediately changes tack completely and tells her she did the right thing telling Chris to put Martha first, and that although she loved Martha she doesn't deserve her, against which Peggy protests in her turn.

Joy has suggested scarecrows outside everyone's houses, and Shula starts to run with the idea: a scarecrow trail which would encompass the whole village. Lynda is strangely silent until Shula asks what she thinks, and then she mentions that they did scarecrows in 2011. Joy is disappointed, but Shula says her idea has a different angle, and they should put it to the full committee.

Kate has waited at Willow Cottage for Alice to come back. Alice tells her that Gran said sorry, which Kate ignores, but Alice makes it clear that she doesn't want Kate putting her oar in. Alice admits she is the only one who can do anything about what is actually wrong, and also admits she is scared. Maybe she ought to start packing, if Kate would like to help.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 6th July, 2021

Lynda fishes for compliments, and Kate for accommodation.

Characters: Fallon, Lynda, Kate, Jakob
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Gillian Richmond & Katie Hims

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Fallon serves Lynda at the tea-room and congratulates her on the scarecrow plan for the fête, of which Emma apparently approves. Lynda seems uneasy; Fallon clearly assumes the scarecrows were Lynda's idea, an impression which Lynda says nothing to dispel.

Kate goes to take lunch to Jakob, who isn't all that glad to see her at work. His face is covered with the blood of a wounded horse he has been sewing up, and he needs a shower; she wants to have sandwiches and talk about 'you and me', he just wants to know why she is there. She thinks it's time they tried living together again, but he wants time to consider the idea. Kate offers to leave, although he thinks she is over-reacting to his not leaping at the suggestion; he just thinks the time is not yet right and wants to know why she is springing it on him now. He couldn't get in touch with her yesterday night; she had turned off her phone and was sleeping in one of the yurts. She says it was because she needed time to think.

Lynda has ordered a quiche and wants to talk about the scarecrows, to tell Fallon that the notion was Joy's; Fallon is taken aback and wonders why she took credit for someone else's idea. Lynda says that she didn't actually take the credit, but apologises for letting them think it was hers; Fallon asks if she can take her break with Lynda, to stay for five minutes and talk. She asks whether there is something wrong, which Lynda at once disputes, but then comes clean: she plans to pass on her baton to someone fresh. Fallon points out that Joy has had one good idea but Lynda has had dozens over the years, and Lynda is talking nonsense if she thinks she isn't needed. Ideas are easy, but Lynda has the knack of seeing the way ahead and inspiring others. Fallon mentions the MBE in order to convince Lynda she means a lot to the village. She tells Lynda about a customer yesterday who said he had lost all confidence during the lockdown; things must have been even harder for Lynda after the explosion. Lynda says she has looked down from her balancing act and realised that she can fall, but Fallon assures her that they can't get over a global pandemic without her.

Kate tells Jakob that she hates Peggy for what she has done, and Jakob tries to talk her down from her expressions of loathing. She expresses disgust that Peggy tries to control them all through money, and she doesn't want to talk to her or even to be in the same room. Jakob is shocked that she is prepared to leave an old woman alone, and says that apologising to Alice must have been hard for Peggy, who is probably sitting at home feeling angry with herself, and guilty too, which makes Kate glad. Kate is convinced she is right to be nasty to and about Peggy; Jakob suggests she try some compassion.

Lynda has enjoyed her meal, and Fallon gets a farewell text from Alice, who is off to rehab tomorrow, saying 'see you in a month'. Alice had a long talk with Fallon the previous day, and told her she's determined to make it work, but Fallon is really worried for her. Lynda knows a thing or two about rebuilding oneself: when she was at her lowest, it was friends and family who helped her, and it may be the same for Alice even though of course their positions are rather different. Fallon hopes that them all rooting for her will be enough.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 7th July, 2021

Alice is going to rehab, with Brian in charge.

Characters: Brian, Alice, Sandra, Julia
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Gillian Richmond & Katie Hims

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian is driving Alice to rehab, and chatting with her in the car; Alice is worried because Jennifer was emotional when they said goodbye, and tells Brian he has handled it all better. He says he has always been proud of her, and still is: he thinks what she's doing incredibly brave, and it makes him prouder of her than anything else she has ever done. She reminds him about being Moth in a school play, which he videod; he'll try and find that video so they can watch it together when she gets home.

A song has come on the radio which Brian likes, but Alice wants quiet, so they turn it off. She's now on edge. He reassures her that it's going to be all right. She tells him that she is going to miss Martha, who is growing so fast: she'll be a different baby in a month's time. And Alice could be stuck for months if there's another lockdown. She suddenly needs a pee at the next services.

Brian rings the rehab centre to inform them he and Alice are running late, and he thinks Alice is nervous. She's taking a while in the loo: ten, maybe fifteen minutes. Sandra, on the phone, suggests perhaps he should check on her. He shouts into the loos, but Alice isn't answering. She's not there.

He finally finds her an hour later in the garden outside a nearby pub, with a drink; she says she can't face going into rehab, and he can't force her to go. She's an adult. He has to listen to her. She has been thinking, and she just isn't convinced she is an alcoholic. So what if she enjoys a drink or two? Everyone drinks; he has a whisky every night. He is wasting all this money, when there is nothing wrong with her: it's not as if she's hooked on crack. He tells her he gives in and that she knows herself better than anyone, and she is relieved that he has taken in what she is saying. He says she doesn't have to go, and she tells him she feels better at once. She then starts to worry about the money, about which he reassures her, saying he's sorry if he over-reacted. He goes in to buy himself a G&T, plus another vodka and orange for her; she shouts after him to get some crisps too.

Alice is getting drunk, and Brian is going along with what she says. She wants to try his G&T, which she immediately realises has no gin in it; 'that's illegal,' she says angrily, and threatens to go in and tell them so. He asks her not to and says he just wants to get on the road, but she sees through him, and realises that he has betrayed her and will take her to rehab not home; she doesn't intend to get into the car. She shouts that he is kidnapping her, and he shouts equally loudly that she is his daughter and an alcoholic, and he is taking her to rehab.

They finally reach the rehab centre. Alice is drunkenly out of it and failed to get Sandra's name when they were introduced. When Sandra steps away to summon her colleague Julia, Alice begs Brian not to leave her there, because she doesn't think she can manage. Brian says he is doing it for her, and she that she hates him and will never forgive him. Alice's last, shouted, words to Brian as she is led away to her room are that he's an awful father and she hates him. Brian, somewhat shaken, says that was pretty horrific, but when asked if he's all right says he'll survive. Sandra reassures him that a lot of people turn up drunk, that she has heard worse goodbyes, and that what Alice said was not her but the alcohol talking. Brian asks her to promise they'll look after Alice, and thanks her very much.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 8th July, 2021

Shula puts her foot in it, and Eddie plays the comforter.

Characters: Neil, Shula, Eddie, Brian, Susan
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Gillian Richmond & Katie Hims

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Neil plans to finish doing Shula's garden, to pay off Keira's lessons. Shula asks him how Alice got on yesterday; apparently Brian claimed she was feeling positive and he had no problems: she just went in, good as gold. They agree she has turned a corner and it's a huge step forward. Neil is looking forward to some peace in the garden away from the baby; at home, Chris and Susan are both stressed. Shula will bring him a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive once he gets started.

Eddie is helping Brian out at Home Farm. He tells Brian he has a stag night booked for his limo on Monday, for a last-minute wedding on Tuesday. Brian listens politely and makes the right comments. He tells Eddie under questioning that Alice went into rehab fine; Eddie says he looks a bit done in.

When Neil gets back home, Susan asks him to go out and get a supermarket shop, and soon, because she has to go in to work in the afternoon. Neil says that he has work that afternoon and there must have been a misunderstanding, but Susan is sure he simply wasn't listening. Neil suggests asking Jennifer to look after Martha; Susan won't allow that because that will only unsettle the poor little mite. Neil points out that they can't do everything, and Susan worries that they aren't getting on, always sniping at each other. She feels they are not communicating or working as a team, and Neil says they're working like the devil. She then starts to assert that he's angry about something and won't tell her what she's done. Just tell her: whatever it is she can take it. 'I'm not annoyed with you!' he shouts in exasperation, then calls her a daft ha'porth. At that point Shula walks in, without knocking but with the secateurs Neil left in her garden; a surprised Susan clearly had no idea where he'd been.

Eddie has finished sweeping out the grain store, and Brian can't remember what else he wanted him to do. For some reason, Brian suddenly says he was lying earlier, and tells Eddie that yesterday was a complete nightmare. He gives him the whole story. Eddie is sympathetic and appreciates why he lied. Brian says he hasn't even told the truth to Jennifer. He can't understand how things got so bad for Alice without his noticing: it tortures him. Eddie says he was the same about William, and that tortures him. Brian is the only person outside the family who knows about all that business, and he has told nobody.

Shula is telling Susan that Neil has been being so helpful to her: gardening, and putting up shelves. Susan, clearly angry but not saying so, instead says she has to go shopping because there is no food in the house, and makes pointed remarks about Shula helping Neil sort out who will be working in the afternoon. Shula finally notices that she might have said the wrong thing.

Brian is now telling Eddie all about Alice saying she hated him; Eddie says she obviously didn't mean it. Brian admits he cried in front of one of the staff and was embarrassed, and Eddie says he knows. Brian is blaming himself, and Eddie says it's not as simple that. He points out that the main thing is that she has gone to rehab, and Brian got her there: she has the support of her parents, and that is very important. Brian remembers finding Greg's body, and the idea that Alice might reach that point is unbearable. Eddie sticks to his rôle as comforter and assures Brian that Alice loves him really; Brian just hopes to God she can get better.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 12th July, 2021

Ben is nervous and Eddie is in a fix.

Characters: Eddie, Clarrie, Ruth, Ben
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie has been smartening himself up ready to drive for the stag night, which he thinks will be easy. He's laid on some music in the limo, and is looking for a good tip. The bridegroom is a mate of Terry Two-Phones' from the cycling club of which he claims to be social secretary, and if tonight goes well Eddie should get more bookings out of it.

Ruth is talking to Ben, telling him to get to bed ready for his interview tomorrow, but he's feeling unprepared for it. He hasn't enough experience. She tries to jolly him along about staying positive, but he is worrying he has blown it even before the interview by not having done enough work experience: ringing people up is not the same as working in a care home. Ruth eventually claims to be making herself a hot chocolate before bed, and offers him one.

Eddie, on the phone to Clarrie, feels that all is going well. The bridegroom is a secondary school teacher, and they all seem to be having fun. The wedding is at nine fifteen tomorrow, so he probably won't be home too late.

Ben reckons Ruth makes the best hot chocolate. He is still worrying, and asks her about having cancer. The chemo nurses were the reason she didn't give up, she tells him, then talks him through what happened. The diagnosis and the op were not really any surprise to her, almost a relief, but the chemo, which was hard, was really only redeemed by the fantastic nurses and by being with to other patients sharing the same experience: those got her through it. The nurses made her feel safe and in control. They are the ones who give support and comfort when it's needed, she tells him: that's their skill, standing with you. She never felt alone, because of the nurses: it's how she kept her sanity. Ben asks her if she is sure it worked.

Eddie gets home and finds Clarrie still awake; she's staggered to hear they gave him two hundred quid. Unfortunately the departing revellers have left something in the back when they piled out at Terry's house: it's the bridegroom, Adrian, fast asleep.

Ruth has seen Ben's light on and come to check up on him. Her talk about the cancer has made him realise how little he knew. She tells him that she can see him supporting patients just that way and being brilliant at it. She reckons it's not so much about experience as about his attitude and qualities, which he glumly feels he can't exactly demonstrate at an interview.

Eddie and Clarrie are at Terry Two-Phones' house because he's not answering either phone; he also isn't answering the door, and all the lights are out. Eddie wants to dump Adrian on the lawn and go home, but Clarrie protests. Eddie says he's too drunk to wake up, and if they don't leave him there, then what the hell do they do with him?

Summarised by Chris

Tuesday 13th July, 2021

Ben struggles, and Ed makes demands.

Characters: Ben, Ruth, Ed, Adrian, Eddie, Paula
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ben is about to set off for his interview, with Ruth checking he's neat and tidy. She tells him to relax, and he leaves.

Ed walks into Grange Farm to find six-foot four Adrian dressed up in Ed's best suit: the trousers are far too short for him. Adrian greets Ed as a cracking centre forward; he's Mr York, who taught Ed PE at Borchester Green. Ed is understandably bewildered, and Eddie explains they will be taking the limo to work via the wedding hotel, and tells him what happened the night before. They have forty-eight minutes to get the bridegroom there. Adrian asks for a rose for his buttonhole, and has promised Eddie a reward if they get him to the wedding on time.

Ben is in his interview, explaining why his geography course wasn't ideal and how he realised he wanted to do nursing instead. He is asked how he would behave if he saw a partially-sighted man not moving when he was standing beside a beeping pelican crossing, and he explains that since he wouldn't know whether the man actually wanted to cross the road or not, he would just ask, and if he did want to cross offer his arm to be taken rather than grabbing him and steering him across. He is then asked what he'd advise someone else about balancing study and placements, and starts to flounder.

Eddie is driving, while Ed is being surly. Adrian recalls that Gormless 1, William, was a good batsman, and Gormless 2, Ed, was a footballer, while George was good at badminton; Ed takes exception to being called Gormless. Adrian is then rude about Emma ('Sweary Carter', who was directionless and wasted her potential), and Ed stops even pretending to be polite and starts to have a row with him, which Adrian ignores. He is marrying Miss Peters, now the head of biology, whom Ed and everyone else fancied: Ed is embarrassed by his deliberate sexual innuendos. When they reach the hotel Eddie tells Adrian that Mia, who is still at the school, might have to be persuaded not to tell Miss Peters about him being passed out after his drunken stag night, which raises the tip Adrian gives Eddie from fifty to a hundred pounds, and then a hundred and fifty.

Ben tells the interviewer he is really nervous, and that he has messed up two questions because it matters so much to him. She tells him to take a deep breath, relax and tell her why he wants to be a nurse. He talks about lambing, for which caring is important, sometimes life-saving, and then pulls out the story about Ruth talking about the nurses when she had chemo, how the nurses helped her and made her feel she wasn't alone: the practical care is crucial, but so is the psychological help. He wants to know if he's going to have passed the interview, but she doesn't tell him.

Eddie and Ed are at the market, and Eddie gives Ed forty quid. Ed has seen through the Mia story, since Mia is not at Grange Farm and therefore didn't see Adrian, and demands a hundred quid not to blab. Eddie says ruefully that he drives a hard bargain, to which Ed retorts he has learned from the best.

Ben is deeply despondent, and feels that he messed up. He wishes the interview were tomorrow, when he would do better. Ruth has made him a cup of tea, tells him she's sure he's done just fine, and demands a hug.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 14th July, 2021

Lee is sitting on a secret, and Phoebe is seeking out answers.

Characters: Phoebe, Roy, Lee, Helen, Ian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Phoebe is trying to talk to Roy, who is doing his hair in front of the mirror before going out; Phoebe promptly starts to give him dating advice. Roy denies he is dating as such, but can't easily think of another word for the pub lunch he is going on with Leyla from Croydon, whom he met on line but has never seen. He is looking forward to some time with someone not from round here, away from the gossips. He likes how they have been getting on, and doesn't want to spoil it.

Apparently Ben, trying to get work experience at the Laurels, has asked Lee to put in a word for him. While Lee talks, Helen is designing a Brookfield scarecow; a Montbéliarde. She suggests that when it is finished and put outside their house they could hold a competition for Beechwood residents: name the Bridge Farm scarecow. She has realised the neighbours are gossiping.

Phoebe is talking on the phone with Rex, who is having trouble with some demanding campers, when Roy gets back unexpectedly early; Leyla has called off their date because her train was cancelled. They'll chat later and arrange another day. Phoebe feels it is strange that a teacher can meet up for lunch midweek. She would like to talk with Leyla when Roy is in touch, but he tells her Leyla doesn't like video calls after all the online lessons she had to teach this past year so they just phone each other, which Roy is more than happy with. But Phoebe seems to have smelt a rat for some reason.

Ian comes to help Lee build the boys' playhouse, having escaped from Xander for a bit. While Xander won't leave him alone, he feels that Adam is deliberately avoiding him. Lee isn't really listening to what Ian is saying, and suggests they might go in for some tea and biscuits; Ian tells him Helen is being creative on the kitchen table with a scale model of her scarecow. Lee now tells Ian about the Beechwood WhatsApp group, and that they have been slagging off Bridge Farm: noise, tractors in the lanes, and now it's getting personal in a way he doesn't want Helen to encounter.

Roy announces that he has made a Tom Archer Sausage casserole, but Phoebe is preoccupied. She has been looking for Leyla on social media, and there is no trace of her on line at all. Roy is annoyed with Phoebe for checking up: he is sure Leyla is not a catfish, and has faith in her.

Lee tells Ian that he has been increasingly worried. It started out as almost-jokes, silly nicknames for Tom and Tony, but then someone called Kyle said Helen is a psycho and warned everyone not to let their kids play near her. He got worse and worse until Joy went round and made him delete his comments, but he has also posted the 'Ambridge Bloodbath Trial' article from The Echo. Lee is sad and furious about Helen having to cope with this sort of thing all the time. Ian tries to calm Lee down, but says Helen ought to be told about it, by Lee and at once, or she will not feel able to trust Lee when she does find out and discovers he knew but didn't tell her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 15th July, 2021

There are new beginnings at Brookfield, while the past overshadows Beechwood.

Characters: David, Ben, Ruth, Helen, Lee, Joy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Liz John & Sarah Hehir

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David is mending a fence after sheepdog Bess discovered a hole in it by pushing through the hedge. He is optimistic about new cattle they hope to get from the market and it's important they can be isolated properly. Ruth tells him she and Pip leave for the auction in about half an hour, so she can look at the cows before she bids; it's a herd dispersal and they hope for twenty-five cows, newly calved and from an IBR vaccinated herd. David goes off whistling, which Ben finds remarkable. Ruth admits to having the jitters.

Helen has noticed Bernadette's border, like something from the Chelsea Flower Show; Lee suggests a hedge of briars round the house to protect them, then adds that Joy is one of the good ones. He starts explaining about the messages and that they were deleted, and Helen immediately guesses they were about her.

David thanks Ben for helping out; Ben says he will help out over the summer as well, but not with Josh's hens because Bess is no good with hens. Ruth rings: they only got fifteen cows and thought David would be disappointed, but he isn't. Pip, says Ruth, is over the moon, and the new purchases will arrive in a lorry in the afternoon. She rings off, and Ben says he's glad David came on board with the herd expansion; David agrees it's good to change things sometimes. He congratulates Ben on how hard he's been working on his change of course, and says he is proud of him.

Joy has come round, and Helen tells her she knows about the WhatsApp group. Lee wants to have it out with Kyle, and stand up to him. Joy thinks it might help to know she removed him from the group, but then has to admit that another admin added him again. Helen absolutely does not want Lee to go round to confront him, and Joy agrees with her, but he slams out. A shaken Helen asks Joy to stay with her.

The cows have settled in, and are in great condition. David admits she was right, and Ruth crows about him admitting he was wrong. He says it's a good day: Steph Casey wants to rebook her wedding, they've both had both their jabs, and David is allowed to be happy for one day: goodness knows they've had enough disasters this past year. Ben encourages him to stop listing things that have gone wrong on previous occasions.

Helen says there is always going to be someone like Kyle and she'll never escape it. She has to stay in control and not let it get to her, but that's impossible if Lee behaves like that. It was hard just to brush off what was said in the posts, though: do people really think of her like that? Joy reassures her she is respected and loved: she only has to look around her. Helen didn't think Lee would be like this, and she doesn't need defending: she has to sort it out alone, like she did before. Joy says that was a real achievement. Lee rushes in apologising for not having gone round after all: he stopped half-way, even though he really wanted to punch Kyle and protect Helen. She tells him he can't protect her, not from this: she just wants him to be beside her. Joy leaves, after saying she came round to say the boys could help themselves to her raspberries and that she just wishes there were some way they could really get back at Kyle.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 19th July, 2021

Helen faces up to a problem, and Alice is running away from hers.

Characters: Helen, Kyle, Adam, Brian, Alice, Lee
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Naylah Ahmed

Director: Jessica Bunch
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Helen asks a customer for £13.47 for his purchases, and he is fairly offensive about the cost of some cheese and a few vegetables, then offers to pay by card. He expected Helen to be surprised by his shopping there, but she hadn't recognised him as Kyle Yates, so he has a little rant about free speech and his right to say what he wants to about her, and she might as well get used to hearing what he has to say. 'Joyless' Horville isn't the only admin on the chat group.

Adam plans to get back on the combine once everything has had time to dry out. He has ordering some gas on his to-do list, and Brian offers to do it for him. Adam asks whether Brian has heard from Alice, and Brian says he's sure they'll hear from her before long. Adam has been in touch with Michael Park, who runs the Soil Health Group from which Adam resigned in a fury back in 2018 but who might have an opening for him in spite of this; Brian is delighted. They agree not to tell Ian or Jennifer just yet. Then Alice appears, and Brian is not at all pleased to see her.

Lee comes into the shop and suggests to Helen that they can have lunch together; he has been invited to the opening of the new wing at Borchester General hospital, representing his team. He'll tell her all about it over lunch: just not in The Bull, because he saw Kyle going in there, and they don't need to see him. Helen lets him know that it is too late for her to avoid seeing Kyle; she tells Lee about the encounter in the shop and bemoans the fact that she felt intimidated, so Lee wants to go and take action about it. She says no: she should do it. Lee can come, but she wants to do the talking. She needs to show that she is capable of standing up for herself.

Brian doesn't know where Jennifer is and wouldn't tell Alice if he did. She doesn't have the keys to get into the house. Brian says she ought to be in rehab, and Adam says they were surprised to see her; Alice explains she has quit rehab, which make Brian call her a stupid girl. She immediately starts insulting him back. She and Brian start to have a row, with Adam trying to calm them down, but Alice is not going to be calmed; she has made the decision to leave, and there is no way Brian is sending her back.

Kyle claims he is just trying to enjoy a pint of Shires in peace. Helen calls him malicious, and says that she is asking him to stop with the comments. Lee tries to defend Helen, and Kyle has a rant again, this time about their estate having had a slave-master in it (which Lee reasonably points out was hardly Helen's fault) and then they end up with someone who was in prison for stabbing her husband as a neighbour . Lee says she was acquitted, but Kyle is getting into his stride about how his wife feels, that they hope to start a family and he wouldn't want his kids growing up around people with a screw loose, which Lee tells him angrily is quite enough. Kyle goads Lee and appeals to bystanders to witness 'intimidation' and that Lee wouldn't want to assault him. Helen gets Lee to leave. She is painfully aware that she has failed to cut Kyle down to size.

Alice is searching for the house keys, and Adam tries to calm her down. Brian has gone off to call the rehab centre, and Alice wants Adam to let her in since Brian won't; he denies having a set of keys for Willow Cottage. He says Mum will want to see her, and that Brian won't take her straight back to rehab. She isn't going to listen to her parents, so Adam asks her what went wrong. There was no privacy, no time to herself, and she was watched round the clock and they went through her stuff. He tries to tell her he was sure she'd get the help she needed, but she has now decided that she doesn't need help and can do this her own way, on her own, she can handle it. She will organise a support system. She is tired of being the focus of attention, and that won't ever stop: she could be totally sober, and everyone will always see a drunk and wait for her to fall off the wagon. She will get no peace; she only came back for her stuff, and has made up her mind to leave Ambridge for good.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 20th July, 2021

Alice is thrown a life-belt and Kirsty wonders whether Roy needs one.

Characters: Kirsty, Phoebe, Jennifer, Alice, Brian, Alan
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Naylah Ahmed

Director: Jessica Bunch
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Phoebe has forgotten to take her packed lunch and Kirsty has brought it to her. She is planning for the longhorns' arrival tomorrow. Roy has been on line till the early hours with Leyla and kept Phoebe awake. Phoebe is dubious about whether Leyla will show up next week, but Kirsty says they ought to leave a grown man alone: Roy can make up his own mind.

Jennifer is reasoning with Alice about having been hasty in leaving the rehab centre and wanting to leave Ambridge, but Alice is determined to go and live on her own. Brian pulls her back to earth when she claims she was in Bath recently and will go back there and find somewhere to live, and a job. Jennifer tries to shut him up, but he says he is being a reality-check for someone who has gone off into cloud cuckoo land: what about Martha? Alice says she is trying to move forward in her life, but Brian tells her yet again that they want to help her. Jennifer says she doesn't have to go back to rehab and they will look after her, and promises not even to comment on the drinking. Alice is having none of it: she reiterates that she needs to get away, and leaves the house. Jennifer proceeds to blame Brian for driving Alice away; she doesn't think she can handle the idea of Alice being alone with no help.

Kirsty phones Phoebe to tell her she wants to do some digging about Leyla, and Phoebe laughs at her about-face. Kirsty has been checking up on line, and draws a parallel with her being unsure about Philip to begin with, and Roy always having had her back. She thinks she has found out something on line and wants to see Phoebe.

Alan approaches Alice in the churchyard, and asks permission to sit with her. He comments that he heard she was back, and assures her that he is still there for her. Alice is dismissive, then tells him she left rehab because she couldn't do it; she just wanted to stay in her room, not be forced into cooperative games all the time. She then claims she is worried about her parents, but Alan knows you can't defeat drink for other people: it has to be for yourself. Alan points out to her that she is still vital for Martha. Alice claims that if she doesn't leave she will be swallowed up by the black hole she is looking into, and she can't bear to disappoint everyone again and again and again. She doesn't want to speak to Chris, and she has no idea where she is going. She doesn't care where she ends up.

Kirsty has remembered that Fairling Academy is Leyla's employer, and that Leyla did a fundraiser there. The two sleuths find a picture of the teachers at the fundraiser, with the pupils: three are named, but not who is which. There is a hippy, someone very tall, and someone whom Kirsty reckons looks like Carrie from the horror-film.

Alan turns up to speak with Jennifer and Brian, and tells them that he has met Alice. He believes that she does need to leave Ambridge, and since she is an adult who can make her own decisions they can't easily stop her. He has however had an idea which would mean her not having to be on her own. He has spoken to his daughter Amy in Nottingham, where her long-term housemate has moved out and left her lonely; she has suggested Alice could go and stay with her, and Alice is happy to do so. He has explained everything to Amy, who as a midwife is used to dealing with new mothers in all sorts of trouble and is really happy to have her friend come to stay. Brian is very relieved and grateful, as is Jennifer, who reckons it might be exactly what Alice needs.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 21st July, 2021

Kyle is discomfited and Chris is distraught.

Characters: Lee, Helen, Alice, Fallon, Kyle, Chris
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Naylah Ahmed

Director: Jessica Bunch
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lee has come to find Helen; she wants his opinion of her scarecow, but he has juicy news about Kyle. She maintains she is not interested in the wretched man, but Lee thinks they have their trump card.

Alice is with Fallon, whose upcycling work she has interrupted, and Fallon is glad to have been told her plans. Alice is looking forward to seeing Amy and thinks being in Nottingham, well away from Ambridge, will be the best thing for her. Fallon chats about scarecrows, but Alice has really come to ask her for a favour: would she keep an eye on Chris and Martha and make sure they are all right? Fallon instantly agrees. Then Alice tells her that she isn't telling Chris that she is leaving, nor saying goodbye to Martha. Fallon isn't convinced that's a good idea, but Alice is firm: Brian can let Chris know when he gets back from taking her to Amy. Fallon says she will come to wave goodbye, and wants to know how long Alice will be gone for, but Alice won't give an answer to that.

Helen has encountered Kyle on the Green while on her way to the village shop, and he immediately starts to be objectionable about the food he bought from Bridge Farm. She sounds confident and holds her own well, suggesting that if he doesn't like their food, he can always go to a supermarket. He then starts insulting her personally, calling her a nutjob, but she turns the tables by mentioning the woman who visited him this afternoon while his wife Sara was out. He might have forgotten that Helen and Lee's house has an excellent view of his spare room, and Helen doesn't think what they were doing counts as 'working from home'. She tells him that Lee took photos, which she is enough of a nutjob to put up on the WhatsApp group. He is very taken aback and says she wouldn't tell Sara, but she just tells him she wants him to drop it and leave her in peace. He is deflated and agrees to her terms.

Fallon is visiting Chris, and he tells her he's seen Alice going into Willow Cottage. He wants to know what the hell is going on, and she tells him she saw Alice earlier. She suggests he should call Alice, but he has tried that and she won't answer the phone to him; anyway, he doesn't know what he wants to say. He doesn't think she can avoid him forever in a place like Ambridge, and there will be time to sort things out. So Fallon spills the beans, revealing that Brian is driving Alice away to Amy at four. Fallon is worried she is leaving for good. Chris thinks maybe she should just leave them in peace: he's angry with her for quitting rehab, which he had really hoped would work. Fallon goes on trying to persuade him there might still be a chance Alice might stay, but he doesn't know what to do: he loves Alice and is frightened of her at the same time. He doesn't know what he wants or what would be best, and he can't just follow his heart. Fallon is worried that Alice might not come back at all.

Helen is triumphant, and Lee is gleeful over her inspired lie about having photographs. They giggle about Kyle thinking they are sitting on a load of incriminating pictures, which she told Kyle she would only delete when she was sure he was keeping his word about not harassing her any more. Lee wishes he'd been there, but Helen is glad she had only herself to rely on, and feels so much better already. They will concentrate on the scarecow, and forget about 'Vile' Yates, who is no longer to be mentioned.

Chris arrives at Willow Cottage too late to see Alice; she and Brian left earlier than they had planned because Jennifer was crying. Fallon tried to keep her talking until Chris could get there, but failed. Chris has realised that no matter what, he wants Alice to be in the village, with him and Martha, and is decidedly tearful about not having seen her. Fallon tries to console him, but he says he might have lost Alice for ever, and it's all his fault.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 22nd July, 2021

Ben has succeeded, but Adam has failed to fool Ian.

Characters: Ruairi, Ben, Ian, Adam, Helen, Spence (security guard)
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Daniel Thurman & Naylah Ahmed

Director: Jessica Bunch
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ruairi tells Ben that Amy has called about Alice, who is safely in Nottingham; Ben suggests they go on a road-trip to visit her and then take in the local night-life. Ruairi says that's a really bad idea because she doesn't want to see any of them, and tells Ben that Brian is angry about the wasted cost of the rehab, but at least Jenny has stopped crying. Ben reckons he can think himself well off out of it at Honeysuckle Cottage, but Ruairi says that the atmosphere there is weird. Roll on the A-level results, and then bye-bye Ambridge, hello London. Ben tells him that he has got into the nursing degree course and starts in September, but seems less enthusiastic than Ruairi, who wants to go out and celebrate; Ben has a night with Evie booked, and suggests bringing her along too.

Ian is brooding over a sleeping Xander when Adam gets in talking loudly on the phone. He is surprised to see Ian and Xander home from playgroup so soon. Adam deflects questions about who he was talking with by asking about Ian's and Xander's day. Then when Ian prompts him he denies it was anyone, then says it was Lee wanting help to finish up the playhouse. Adam escapes further questioning by offering to make Ian tea.

Ruairi is mocking Ben about his hair, and their night out sans Evie is not being particularly successful.  Ruairi decides to bust them into the VIP suite and invokes the name of 'Saad'. Spence, the security guard, is unimpressed: they are not on the list. Confidently, Ruairi asks him to look again: Donovan and Archer should be on there. He then tells Ben, whose blagging is not particularly skilful, to go and get some air, and continues negotiations with Spence.

Ian is visiting Helen, but actually looking for Lee; Helen jokes about Lee being his new best friend, and Ian offers to help Lee with the playhouse. Helen tells him that Tony has helped and it is virtually finished. She drops Adam in it by saying Lee was with her at the time he was claimed to be on the phone to Adam. Ian starts to smell a rat even more strongly.

Ruairi and Ben have breached the VIP citadel, and they now have free drinks and a goodie bag full of makeup, which Ben says he could give to Evie. He suggests to Ruairi that Spence has been staring at them all night, and looks as if he thinks he is on a promise. Ruairi, who is on an emotional high, doesn't care; Spence is in for a disappointment, but it was all in a good cause. Both Ambridge youths are evidently drunk.

Ian has told Helen what is worrying him, and Helen is trying to convince him he must have the wrong end of the stick, but Ian has been watching Adam being edgy for weeks and knows that he is being lied to. Whatever Helen suggests as a possible reason for Adam not being his usual self, Ian disallows: as far as he is concerned, Adam is jumpy, can't meet his eyes, and must be having an affair. Helen doesn't want to think that, and doesn't want Ian to let himself get so upset, but Ian is now thinking of Xander: what will happen to him if it's true? He swore next time Adam did it he would leave him. Now what is he to do?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 26th July, 2021

Three lunches: one happens, one doesn't and one is a disaster.

Characters: Leyla, Roy, Helen, Ian, Adam, Michael Park
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Hehir & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Leyla and Roy meet at last, in London. Roy has booked an outside table for lunch, and hopes Leyla approves.

Helen rings to invite Ian to a picnic lunch in the garden; she asks how Adam is, and Ian tells her that Adam is being weird, shifty and almost certainly lying to him. She tells him not to look at Adam's messages as he has been tempted to do, just to come on round.

Leyla is enthusing over the menu, and she and Roy have a slightly awkward conversation; she has brought him a book about puzzles for them to chat about between meet-ups. Roy says he's very glad they are finally face-to-face after all the hours that they've talked on the phone.

Ian asks to leave Xander with Helen. He thinks Adam is hell-bent on destroying their marriage: he has been texting someone called Michael and has arranged to meet him at the King George Hotel. Ian is going to confront them there and get it over with.

Leyla says that, lesson planning aside, she'll probably be spending much of the week in joggers, watching Doctor Who; Roy reckons that sounds pretty much perfect. Leyla has been brought the wrong starter and doesn't like it but doesn't want to make a fuss and send it back. Roy tells her she ought to: at work he'd rather be told about something like that than not. He explains to her how to go about it.

Adam is telling Michael how much he wants to do the job Michael has offered him, when Ian walks in and is very confrontational. He wants to talk to Adam in front of Michael. Adam asks Michael to explain about the job, but Ian doesn't believe it and starts demanding that they admit they are having an affair.

Leyla has complained successfully and they have been offered free desserts. Roy is having a lovely time, and Leyla wants to meet up again, maybe later this week while the boys are still with their dad. She wants to come to Ambridge, since Roy has come all the way to London to see her. Roy is delighted with the idea.

Adam is trying to buy Ian a drink, while Ian demands the whole story and eventually gets it when Adam tells him he is leaving Home Farm: Ian promptly claims that he has been telling him he ought to leave for years now, while also managing to be angry with Brian that Adam is moving on and looking for a job elsewhere. Adam foolishly admits to Ian in front of Michael that it is not that Brian is sacking him, and explains that he has to leave over the money he borrowed from the farm account. Michael understandably retracts his offer to employ Adam, a self-confessed embezzler, as a farm manager, and leaves them to their quarrel. Adam is furious with Ian, who has caused him to lose his reputation and made it unlikely that anyone will employ him ever again; Ian says that anything Adam has lost today is down to Adam.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 27th July, 2021

Joy and Lynda in cahoots, Adam and Ian reconciled.

Characters: Joy, Lynda, Adam, Ian
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Hehir & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Joy congratulates Lynda on her various roses, and misquotes Shakespeare about them. Lynda suggests the two of them get started before the main committee (or 'troublemakers', as Lynda graciously refers to them) arrive in half an hour: they want to present a united front about what they have decided. Tony has agreed to lend a cow for 'cowpat bingo' to amuse the kiddies and Lynda suggests they put Sabrina Thwaite in charge of watching the cow and confirming where the pats land.

Adam and Ian are having a difficult day; Adam has apologised repeatedly, and Ian is not placated. Ian doesn't want him to blame the mess on Ian, which Adam points out he could do for his behaviour yesterday. Ian is having none of it, and says Adam has been shutting him out. When Adam tries to defend himself Ian walks out on the excuse of sorting Xander's clothes.

Joy thinks she and Lynda could organise the fête themselves, and the pair definitely don't want the rest of the committee to meddle. Joy can't wait for the fête to happen; it's going to be such a success. Lynda has discovered that the Darrington fête is on the same day and is sure that, since Evangeline Loweminster is head of their committee, it will be arranged just to upstage Lynda. She wants a celebrity appearance by someone, to judge the scarecrows and to wipe Darrington's eye. Joy is reminded of having a celebrity once who was too popular, and there was a riot. But she agrees to having a celebrity in Ambridge.

Ian has decided to have it out with Adam, who rightly denies having had an affair. Ian is angry that Adam hides things from him and humiliates him; Ian is not very forgiving about Adam having been ashamed about all the mistakes he had made. Adam explains that he handled it badly because he thought he was doing Ian and Xander a favour by keeping them out of his mess. Eventually Ian says he believes Adam means it now, but can't when Adam treats him with casual contempt; he can't trust him, and he doesn't know how to move on from this. Neither does Adam.

The committee meeting was a success, even though Jim didn't think the celebrity was a good idea. Then he sends Lynda a text message: apparently he has taken the idea to heart after all, and found them one. Lynda is very taken aback: a world renowned philologist is hardly the person to have as their big attraction, although she might make an acceptable guest at the Snell dinner table; Lynda is definitely going to have to look for a celebrity herself.

Ian has started being sensible at last, when he says that having a toddler around has stopped them from talking about splitting up. Adam assures him that he wasn't talking about splitting up. He loves Xander, he loves what they have here, and he loves Ian. He'll do whatever Ian demands of him from now on. He'll try, he really will; Ian concedes that he will try to believe Adam when he says he has changed. Ian says that being free of Home Farm is the good thing that has come out of all this, Adam agrees, and they affirm their love for each other.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 28th July, 2021

What with cows and Kate, Roy's day is a disaster.

Characters: Roy, Phoebe, Leyla, Kate
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Hehir & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Roy is telling Phoebe that Leyla is coming to Ambridge; Phoebe knew already, because she has booked for the campsite tonight. He didn't tell Leyla his daughter runs the rewilding, and he thinks it's a bit soon for her to meet his family, so he would like Phoebe to stay out of her way.

Leyla asks what some tall pink flowers are; Roy thinks they are corncockle. She is entranced by the rewilding, which she thinks idyllic, and Roy tries to pretend ignorance about the longhorns' arrival. Then he says it looks like rain, but she doesn't mind: he will give her a hand with putting up her tent.

Kate says Alice is settling in well with Amy; Phoebe is trying to work and, while she is not uninterested, she still has bookings to check. Kate tells her that Lynda Snell has booked an A-lister for her celebrity but doesn't know who; she thinks she might ask Roy, who is well in with Lynda, and wants to know where he is. Unfortunately Phoebe lets slip that Roy is at the campsite, and Kate assumes immediately that he has a woman there. Also unfortunately, Phoebe has to go up there to check the wood-store. Kate says that she will give her a lift, and refers to Roy having a sordid liaison.

The tent is up, and Leyla says it can get cold in a tent at night but she has a goosefeather duvet to keep her warm. Roy says people in the country use goosefat and newspapers. They are about to get into a clinch as another way to keep warm in a tent when a cow intervenes.

Because Leyla is very tall, Phoebe recognises her when she comes to complain about the cattle invading her tent; Rex has told her that they were not meant to be near the tents, but they were there anyway. The tent is shredded and the cattle refused to be driven off. Then Roy arrives covered in muck and Phoebe becomes hysterical with laughter. Leyla is outraged: they were attacked by a herd of incontinent cows, and all the person in charge can do is laugh about it. Roy tells her Phoebe is his daughter.

Kate is being faux-sympathetic, but Roy doesn't at all want her to pour oil on troubled waters as she suggests she intends. She takes it upon herself to apologise to Leyla. Leyla is still annoyed about not having been told Phoebe is Roy's daughter. Roy makes the mistake of mentioning catfishing, and Kate offers a complimentary massage, then apologises for her daughter: Leyla realises that she must be Roy's ex, Kate, and is put out by her being there at all. Kate goes on and on, making matters worse, and Leyla leaves in fairly high dudgeon.

Kate comments to Roy that she may not have helped the cause this afternoon, and apologises to him. He says disconsolately that he thinks he and Leyla may not have been meant to be: one date, then one disaster. Kate suggests that if he doesn't want to be hurt, he might leave feelings out of the equation: doesn't he realise there are websites where one can meet people just for fun?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 29th July, 2021

Kirsty tries to be honest; Lynda has no such intention.

Characters: Kirsty, Phoebe, Lilian, Lynda, Roy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Sarah Hehir & Nick Warburton

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty is trying to reassure Phoebe that it wasn't her fault the cows got out and ruined Roy's friendship with Leyla: Phoebe is beating herself up about having let her father down. Kirsty will have a chat with him at work and find out what he really feels.

Lilian has encountered Lynda and is trying to pump her about who the celebrity scarecrow judge will be. Lynda is out with her dog to try to forget about the fête, because actually, she has found no celebrity for an event which is now only two weeks away. She swears Lilian to secrecy about it: she feels wretched. Lilian says it must be possible; why, even Borchester General has a film star to open the new wing, an American called Tim or Tom something. Lynda springs into action: she will need a lift from Lilian to get to see him.

Kirsty is talking to Roy about Ian looking as if he feels better. She tells Roy how guilty Phoebe is feeling and asks whether he actually is OK, and he makes a joke of it all, then tells her what Kate's advice about relationships was. Kirsty agrees with her up to a point, but has reservations about having fun with no commitment. He has found an app, and he'd like Kirsty to take a look at it this evening.

Lilian spots Lee by the main doors and waves and shouts to him. Lynda plans to Pounce when the star comes into view, and Lilian sees this as presenting a problem, but Lynda has made a plan in which Lilian must play a part: they are to get to the front, stand separately, and then Lilian has to faint. Lynda is then to force her way to Lilian's side and apply drastic first aid, followed by comforting. The star will then admire Lynda, she will mention her MBE, and from there it will all be plain sailing. Cheering announces the star's arrival.

Roy is showing Kirsty someone on the app and asks for her honest opinion. Kirsty says she seems very sure of herself, and when Roy says the girls he shows her seem 'quite nice' she doesn't really agree, and clearly finds the fact that it is not about personality problematic; eventually she says rather blankly that it is about one-night stands. She is worried he might get hurt. Roy says there is no commitment, and so there will be no heartache; Kirsty is dubious. Then Phoebe comes home and interrupts, and after Roy trying to reassure her that it's all fine and he isn't worried about not seeing Leyla again tells him that she thinks she can do something about it, by contacting Leyla and asking her back and giving Roy a chance to start again. Roy insists that he is fine as he is, single.

Lilian has ended up in the hospital; the plan didn't work at all, because Lynda didn't get to her before some of the many the doctors in the crowd did. She has spent two and a half hours in A&E. Lynda didn't think he was the right person for them in any case. She now has a different idea: honours are respected, she says, and on the strength of her MBE, she herself will be the celebrity Ambridge needs.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 2nd August, 2021

An exercise in fragility: contentment, eggshells and Shula's arm.

Characters: Neil, Jazzer, David, Ruth, Shula
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Directors: Jeremy Howe & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer and Neil are getting the sows away from their piglets, with a certain amount of difficulty. They are both enjoying being out in the open air. Jazzer has the idea of coffee on his mind; he missed breakfast because Tracy was at a fête committee meeting and got in after ten, so he was late to bed and late getting up. When Neil inquires, Jazzer admits has no idea who the celebrity is, although Tracy's theory is that it's Steph McGovern from daytime TV. He asks after Martha, whom Neil says Christopher reckons will be a footballer, the way she kicks. Jazzer teases him about them both being besotted with the baby.

David asks whether Ben has fallen out with Evie, since he no longer mentions her all the time, but Ruth thinks that's more because all he talks about now is his nursing course. Everything out on the farm is looking fine, reports David: the grass is growing well after all the rain, the lambs are fattening, the cows are happy. He wonders how Josh is doing, since he has been rather quiet about his hens, but then Shula arrives in a hurry to collect her beef order but with time to chat about a new pony she plans to exercise later in the morning. David inquires about her ordination placement, which she tells him starts on Friday in Birmingham: an inner city parish. Ruth comes back with Shula's order, and David asks whether she'll be seeing Neil, since he's always at The Stables these days. Shula is defensive and explains he is doing some work there in exchange for riding lessons for Keira; David says he needs to pass on a message about the NFU but can ring Neil. Shula says doing her garden is a bit of peace for Neil, who is stressed at the moment, and goes away.

Tracy has dropped off a sandwich for Jazzer. Neil asks if Tracy ever minds about the smell of pig, because Susan complains about it all the time, sometimes making him have two showers after he gets in from work. The two men agree that you can never win an argument with a Horrobin, because they always have to have the last word. Neil's phone rings: it's Shula, whom he can see riding a horse round the back of Berrow, to tell him she has to cancel him coming round that evening. Then there is a confused noise and she falls off, to Neil's alarm.

Steph Casey has rung with a catering enquiry, and Ruth has also had someone ringing about a wedding in the autumn, so Ruth is cleaning up the wedding barn, which has been unused for so long. David has egg down his front: he picked up one of Josh's eggs and it shattered, so Alistair has been called: the hens in two of the henhouses are off lay and the shells of their eggs are fragile. Ruth is sorry about it: Josh has worked his socks off. She tells David not to go over to try to help, because it's Josh's business and he should be allowed to sort it out for himself.

Neil and Jazzer have called an ambulance; Jazzer will go to guide them to Shula, and hands the phone to Neil. Neil asks him to warn Berrow staff about the loose horse and to phone The Stables about it, because that's the first thing Shula will want to know about when she comes round. He is almost in tears as he talks reassuringly to an unresponsive Shula. She comes round and he warns her not to sit up; sure enough, the first thing she does is ask if the horse is OK. Her arm is probably broken, which upsets her. Neil assures her she will be just fine, and he's there: he's not going anywhere.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 3rd August, 2021

Josh is aggrieved, and Shula is embarrassed.

Characters: David, Josh, Susan, Shula, Neil
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Directors: Jeremy Howe & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David arrives at Hollowtree to check up on Josh, who is waiting for Alistair with the results of tests on the hens. David is sympathetic about waiting for the vet. Josh asks after Shula, whom David has fetched from the hospital where she was kept overnight with concussion. Jill is looking after her, and her placement in Birmingham has been postponed.

Susan has gone to visit Shula, bringing Martha with her; she speaks in a hushed voice as is proper when visiting a sick-room. She wanted to say she owes Shula an apology over having been rude to her the other week, explaining that the situation Shula walked in on was a result of her being exhausted. Shula can't even remember what that was about, and sympathises over being tired when you're looking after a baby. Neil stayed all the time she was in A&E; Shula then lets slip that when the accident happened she was ringing to cancel Neil coming round to sort out her shed, which Susan didn't know about. Shula rightly blames herself for her fall, since she was the one phoning on horseback, and manages not to notice how taken aback Susan was about the shed.

What ails the hens is infectious bronchitis, as Josh had rather suspected because he hadn't had the boosters against it done for the two hen-houses where the birds have it. David doesn't hesitate to drag up all previous mistakes Josh has made and accuses him of cutting corners. Josh doesn't take this lying down, and says it was a calculated risk: none of his birds had had the disease, and egg margins being what they are he was trying to cut costs as much as possible.

Neil is home early, having slept badly. He was upset about Shula and thinking she was dead. Susan says she has visited her and she is fine, although she looks a bit of a mess; Neil didn't even know she was back home. Martha interrupts his anxious questions about how Shula is; he offers to change the baby, but Susan suggests he ought to go round to see Shula, which rather to her relief he disputes. He then remembers that he does need to give Shula back her phone, which he found after the accident, and goes off to The Stables after all.

Josh brings up the IBR in a response to David carping about making mistakes, and says he will clear up his own mess. David asks what exactly he plans to do about it, and Josh puts forward a seriously dodgy proposition, then accuses David of thinking that he wasn't joking and assuming the worst about him. He plans to take the financial hit himself, and has no intention of asking David for help the latter has not offered.

Shula wasn't expecting to see Neil today; he offers to leave, but she tells him to sit down. He gives her the phone, with its cracked screen. She is feeling angry with herself: she tells all her pupils never to use the phone when they are on horseback, then stupidly uses one. It wasn't, as Neil had feared it might be, the smell of the pigs that caused the accident. Neil tells her that he has been thinking about what might have happened if he hadn't seen her fall, and that he is worried Shula won't be able to cope on her own. He offers to come round if she needs any help, and she tells him about the gossip about them; she mentions Alistair, and Ruth, but not David or Susan. Neil says they've been friends since they were teenagers and ought to be able to look out for each other without it being open to suspicion, but if she doesn't want him there she only needs to say. She tells him that of course she does want him there, and he reiterates that whenever she needs a helping hand she can pick up the phone and call him.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 4th August, 2021

Ruairi tells all, and Shula loses patience.

Characters: Brian, Ruairi, Jennifer, Neil, Shula
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Directors: Jeremy Howe & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian is detailing Shula's injuries to Ruairi, who is concerned; Jennifer says she was lucky not to have landed differently. Ruairi has cooked up a storm while the grandparents are babysitting Xander at Honeysuckle Cottage; he and Jennifer discuss cooking briefly, and then he mentions going to uni if he gets in, and they start telling him he's sure to have passed his exams. He suggests they could play a game until Ian and Adam get home.

Neil has made a lasagne for Shula at the same time as one for his own family, and brought it round. She becomes incensed when he offers to put it in the oven for her: she isn't completely useless! He thinks she must be worrying about him being there; but what is actually bothering her is that her placement has been postponed, and she was really looking forward to it. She can't do it until the cast is off, and the doctor says it will be on for six weeks. She tries to get Neil to leave her to it, but he doesn't go.

Ruairi wins at Cluedo, which Brian wouldn't mind if it weren't that he taught him how to play. They start another game. Ruairi tells them that what Alice is going through isn't their fault: she hid things from them and probably thought she could deal with the problem herself. Jennifer says sorrowfully that she thought her children could tell her anything; Ruairi says he can. Jennifer realises that he might have something to tell them, and talks about bottling feelings up. Ruairi says he is bisexual; Jennifer seems happy with it, and Brian goes silent, then says he doesn't care what Ruairi is so long as he's happy. Or will be when he gets his exam results, says Ruairi ruefully. Jennifer thanks him for telling them; Brian tells him not to try to distract them from the matter in hand, the game.

Neil is still at The Stables, insisting on molly-coddling Shula; he has heated up the lasagne and served it for her, fussing about what she wants to drink with it. He then offers to replace a spotlight bulb that has gone; Shula tells him not to bother, but he goes and fetches a ladder, then offers to help when she spills water on her sling. She becomes increasingly irritated as he fusses, and tells him she really needs to be by herself and and she just wants him to go home.

Back at Willow Cottage, Jennifer is pleased about all the trouble Ruairi went to over the meal, then accuses Brian of being more interested in beating him at a board game than in his sexuality, which she kindly explains about. Nettled, Brian says that he does know what bisexual means, thank you Jenny. He just feels that every time he turns round there is something new. But he won't make the same mistake he made with Adam; he's barely even surprised, given that none of his children ever seems to do 'normal'. Jennifer badgers him on and on: nothing he says suits her. In fact she seems to be determined to have a go him. Then she says they just have to focus on the future and accept that the worrying never stops. Brian agrees that it doesn't.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 5th August, 2021

Christopher is unhappy and Shula is even more so.

Characters: Susan, Christopher, Shula, Alistair, Amy
Credited scriptwriters for the week: Caroline Harrington & Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Directors: Jeremy Howe & Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan is cooing over Martha, who seems to be trying to sit up, with Christopher watching. She claims the baby is very advanced, and says she is such a happy baby. Christopher wonders whether Neil is all right: he was very quiet last night, though it was nice to have all three of them all together for a change. Christopher offers to look after Martha while Susan has a lie-down, but she refuses: she wants to see Martha sit up, and Martha does, briefly. Christopher is suddenly distressed.

It's a prayer plant, says Shula: Jim chose one for her and Alistair has brought it round. He reckons she's had quite an ordeal. When asked about the ladder having been left out, she tells Alistair about Neil and the light, and Alistair offers to change the bulb instead.

Christopher was made upset by Martha having a milestone without Alice; his original picture of his family doesn't exist, and he doesn't know if it ever will. Susan tells him to take one day at a time, and suggests he take a video and send it to Alice. Chris is afraid that might look like him rubbing her nose in it, or drive her over the edge. Susan suggests a memory box, then, for Alice when she's ready. Christopher thanks her sincerely, especially for having been understanding about the brick through the window. He then wonders whether he could ring Amy and ask to speak to Alice, and Susan agrees there's no harm giving it a try.

Alistair asks whether Shula would like tea or coffee, and offers to make it for her. She explains she asked Neil to leave because she was tired. Alistair apologises for what he said the other week, and says it was silly of him and he got it wrong. She goes quiet, then says that actually, he didn't get it wrong.

Christopher has rung Amy, and asks to speak to Alice, who isn't there because she's out for a walk. Amy could ask her to ring him; they chat until Christopher hears the door shutting, and Amy admits it was Alice leaving, not coming in. Amy says she hasn't had a good day, and Christopher says, 'She's drinking, isn't she?' in a tone which makes it clear that is what he expected.

Alistair asks what is going on, but Shula says nothing is. She just feels frightened of the way she's feeling. He asks her how she is feeling, and after a false start she explains that when she fell, she was really scared and then Neil was there: and she realised just then it was him she wanted, more than anyone else. She thought, 'I can't die, because if I do I won't see him again.' She can't believe it's happening but she can't help it. A disconcerted Alistair asks whether she is in love with Neil.

Christopher demands that Amy tell him the truth, and she says that it's not good. Alice was OK at first and they had fun, and after that, although she was struggling, they could still talk. She tried to keep Alice busy, and it worked for a bit, but last week she seemed to lose interest, and started to be nasty. Christopher quickly points out that is the drink, not Alice. Amy says that Alice is now going out every evening, and getting in late; she won't answer the phone, and then the next day cries and says she won't do it again. Christopher says Amy shouldn't have to deal with this: Alice should be with her family. It's time for her to come home.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 9th August, 2021

Lilian is worried about Lynda, and Jennifer finally snaps.

Characters: Jennifer, Lilian, Ruairi, Alice, Lynda, Alan,
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jennifer and Lilian have foregathered in the afternoon on fête business: Lilian is sorting out donations and Jennifer can spare half an hour to help her. She's glad to get out of the house and leave Alice, who was collected from Nottingham by Alan and is not pleased to be back, with Ruairi: he is round there at the moment. Lilian explains her triage system (nice stuff, run of the mill, and what on earth were they thinking?) and Jennifer tells her about Amy's troubles with Alice. Lilian says that Jennifer ought to talk to Peggy for advice about having an alcoholic in the house, but Jennifer is still angry that Peggy knew her daughter's problem before she did herself and didn't try to tell Jennifer about it; Lilian suggests that if she leaves having a reconciliation for too long she may regret having fallen out with her. Jennifer changes the subject and says she feels better able to deal with Alice after having had a break in her absence. Lilian says it is encouraging that she feels less worn down now. Jennifer moves on the Ruairi's A-level results coming out tomorrow: hopefully something to celebrate, and whatever Alice throws at them she will just 'let it ride over her'. Lilian offers any help she can give, and tells her she admires her attitude and wants to borrow it to resolve a thorny little issue she has herself.

Ruairi is praising Ian's cooking to Alice, comparing it favourably with Jenny's though that is awesome too. Alice is non-committal, then asks him why he is at Willow Cottage and doesn't accept that he might just have wanted to find out how she is. She assumes that his mentioning rehab means Mum and Dad have put him up to seeing her, and wishes people would stop going on about it. When he says they do it because they care about her, she tells him there is no need to get soppy. He recounts incidents in the past when she was helpful or kind to him, but she doesn't remember them and doesn't see why he should bring them up now; he explains it's because that's the sort of reason he does care about her. She loses patience and tells him to stop interfering: he's just a kid and doesn't understand. He asks her to help him understand, but she refuses and tells him to keep his nose out of her business.

Alan, Lynda and Lilian are testing the dunk-the-vicar apparatus. Alan brings up the mystery celebrity, but Lynda isn't giving anything away, and mentions that she must see how Joy is getting on with the fortune-telling tent: the mice got at it. She tells each of the others how to do their jobs for the fête, which they clearly know already, and they enjoy a laugh at her expense after she has left. Alan admires her cleverness in keeping people guessing about the celebrity so that they will come in order to find out who it is, and Lilian tells him that it is Lynda herself. This is not the level of fame he was expecting; Lilian says the MBE has gone to Lynda's head and she is concerned that when people show their disappointment, Lynda’s fragile confidence will be dented. Alan points out she did well as a stand-in when the footballer was a no-show a few years ago, but Lilian is not sure people will accept her this time after all the anticipation. She is worried how Lynda will take it if she is not a popular guest: her self-esteem will plummet if she is not a success. Alan wonders whether Lilian is just trying to keep Lynda out of the limelight, but she denies it even though she admits Lynda exasperates her.

Ruairi has told Jennifer his A-level results might come out any time after eight am, which seems to surprise her; he wants a lift, and he wants to be there as soon as they are out, so she says she'll collect him from Adam's at seven-thirty. He needs an A* and two As to get into his first choice, and he is nervous; Jennifer does her best to reassure him. Then Alice returns after being away for a couple of hours, drunk and belligerent, accusing Ruairi and Jennifer of plotting their next abduction; she is carrying a heavy handbag. When Jennifer asks Alice tells her it's none of her business what is inside it, then tells her it is vodka, since Jolene cut off supplies before Alice felt she had had enough; she launches into a general attack on Jennifer. Ruairi objects to the way she is speaking to Jenny, and she immediately tells him that her conversation with her mother is none of his business before attacking him in turn, for calling Jennifer ‘Jenny’: that’s not her name, it’s Brian’s pet-name to keep her quiet when he’s been off shagging other women. Things go downhill from there, with Jennifer protesting and Ruairi demanding Alice take her words back.

Alan suggests talking to Robert about the celebrity problem; Lilian thinks it possible, but even if she does pull out they still need someone, and with all the build-up there has been it's got to be a proper celebrity. Alan concedes the point: if she stood down and were replaced by some nobody it would be even worse for her. She comes back and they shut up, but she has had bad news: Joy has told her that Audrey Fisher and Hilary Noakes are planning to make a formal complaint to the district council about the scarecrow competition on the grounds that scarecrows are associated with Halloween, death and horror. Alan says this is just nonsense, but apparently they are planning to have the fête's licence revoked.

Jennifer tries to get Alice to apologise to Ruairi, which puzzles Alice: why is she even on his side? Jennifer points out that he has uncomplainingly moved out of his home for Alice, but Alice is not even slightly grateful; it was just so they could all spy on her. She starts a tirade, and Ruairi foolishly says something, so she rounds on him and despite Jennifer's protests tells him he is a mistake nobody wanted, a pathetic little brat sobbing over his dead mummy; she, Adam, Kate and Debbie could never say how they really felt and all had to tiptoe round him. Ruairi is hurt and asks her to stop, but she talks over him and says whatever comes into her head to upset him more. Jennifer tells her that's enough, but she ripostes that she has hardly even started. Ruairi asserts that he doesn't care what she says about him, but wants her to see how she is hurting Jenny. She flings further accusations at him and requires Jennifer to tell him how he destroyed her; Jennifer tells her that is absurd. She then claims Jennifer was lying when she helped him about Siobhán's CD, and invents the falsehood that Kate and Alice had to organise bitching sessions for her about it so she could say what she really thought about his mother. Jennifer fails to deny that wholeheartedly, which upsets Ruairi so badly that he leaves. Alice continues with her bile against Ruairi, saying Jennifer should admit she only put up with him to keep hold of her husband, until a slap from her mother silences her at last. You’ve done some horrible things these last few months, Jennifer tells her, but I never knew you could be quite so hateful.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 10th August, 2021

Success for Ruairi, but everything smells of failure.

Characters: Ruairi, Ben, Alice, Brian, Jennifer
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ruairi asks Ben for a lift to get his results, but Ben says it's too early and they should eat first.  He assures 'Roz' he will have smashed it but Ruairi isn't convinced, as one paper didn't go well; but he needs to know, in order to know what he'll be doing with his life.  He thanks Ben for letting him stay: he didn't want to go back to Adam's because Alice said Adam didn't want him. Ben demurs, but Ruairi says maybe that's true, and thinking about it, why would Adam have wanted him?  Ben points out that people say all kinds of things when drunk, and Ruairi replies, rather flatly, that they often tell the truth then, too.  That Ben's siblings have said unpleasant things to him in the past just isn't the same, Ruairi explains, because Ben knows that he is a proper, legitimate member of the family and knows he belongs. What Ruairi has grown up with isn't his real family: had Siobhán not died he'd have grown up with her, probably in Germany, maybe seeing Brian a bit, but never really getting to know Jenny and the rest of them.  And now he knows that Jenny, who was brilliant about the CD, went round to Alice the next day to rant about his mother.  When Ben tells Ruairi that lots of messages are coming into his charging phone, from Jennifer, Brian and Kate, plus about five from Alice, Ruairi is not interested: he's sick of them all.

Alice approaches Brian, who doesn't want to talk to her. She says she feels terrible, and he asks sarcastically if she is hung over, but she means about what 'happened', in other words what she did and said. She says she is going to fix it, which Brian isn't interested by; he has work to do and hasn't got time for her latest mea culpa. She thinks she can explain to Ruairi and he'll get it; Brian is not so hopeful, because what she said to Ruairi was absolutely unforgivable and not everything can be fixed with a quick phone call. He tells her straight just how much she has got wrong, and how hard they have all worked to make Ruairi feel that he belonged with them, but she begs him not to be too hard on her, which he finds extraordinary: she is destroying her relationship with everyone who loves her, and has had the outrageous temerity to attack her mother. Jenny is a far better mother than Alice has shown herself to be capable of being. How can she bear to keep hurting people like this? Jennifer has not told him exactly what Alice said last night, but he knows she was deeply hurt, and he suspects that what Alice said to Ruairi is what distressed Jennifer most. Alice promises amendment, sobriety and a determination to fix things, and Brian wearily says he would believe her were it not that he has heard it so many times before.

Ruairi is havering over opening the envelope to see his results; when he finally does, he sees he has got three A*s, and he and Ben rejoice. Goodbye Ambridge, says Ruairi; thank you and goodnight. He can't wait to go to London. Ben asks if he's going to call Brian and Jennifer, but he's not sure; in a bit, maybe. Ben wants to celebrate, but Ruairi doesn't want to get hammered: Alice, last night, was enough to put anyone off drink for life. What he does know is that he doesn't want to be there, in Ambridge, and might leave sooner than planned rather than in six weeks' time.

Brian has come back for his sandwiches, to Jennifer's surprise: he left them behind because he had to get out of the house and away from Alice. Jennifer is feeling dreadful about slapping Alice, but she just wanted her to stop saying those awful things about Ruairi; Brian sympathises. Neither has heard from him, though Jennifer has found out that Ben took him to get his results. She's bitterly disappointed about it, because she was looking forward to being there for that milestone; she remembers when all the others got their exam results. Brian tries to console her as she reminisces about Ruairi's arrival and how hard she tried never to let him know how she had been jealous of Siobhán; but now, because of what Alice said, he imagines she was constantly saying cruel things about Siobhán behind his back. Then a message arrives from him on her phone: she starts to cry because it tells her he got three A*s, and it should be such a lovely, carefree day for him and she feels she has let him down. Brian disputes this, telling her that she really hasn't, but she says inconsolably that Siobhán was, is, his mother but she feels that she is too.

Alice has gone to Brookfield, where Ben tells her Ruairi doesn't want to see her. Ruairi says it's OK; Ben says it's really not, but Ruairi is firm that he has to talk to Alice. Ben says he will go, but not far: he'll be next door. Eating toast. Because he's hungry. When Ben has closed the door behind him Ruairi asks Alice what she wants: she wants to tell him how deeply and sincerely sorry she is for what she said. He is remarkably calm and suggests she only told him what he needed to hear, which she doesn't understand; he explains that it is quite important to know the truth about your entire life, whereupon she admits she wasn't telling the truth, just lashing out, and now she wants to take it all back. But you can't, says Ruairi; you can't unsay it, it's said. She begs him please, she needs to make amends and she is starting with him. You can cross me off your list, he tells her, because I'm going: getting out of your way. She says he isn't in her way, he's her little brother and she loves him, she's horrified by how she treated him, and she begs him not to go because of her. He tells her he is going to Ireland to see his mum's family: he wants to spend some more time over there. He's leaving tomorrow, and won't come back before he starts university. Alice is stricken, and asks, 'but what about mum and dad? They'll be so upset.' Well, says Ruairi, apparently he was never really wanted anyway, so he doubts he'll be missed.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 11th August, 2021

A celebrity may arrive, and Ruairi leaves.

Characters: Alan, Lynda, Jennifer, Ruairi
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alan is surprised to see Fifty Shades of Grey donated for the bookstall; Lynda is sorting the donations, and has found five of them in the piles of books. She is contemplating a higher shelf for them and a few others, since they are already in trouble about the scarecrows. She tells him that Hilary and Audrey have escalated the situation and are taking their complaint to the local MP. Alan laughs, but she doesn't think it's funny, so he apologises. Jim has a theory that it is personal, because Hilary is smarting over not having got onto the Parish Council, a position she was sure was hers: she is punishing the people who didn't vote for her, and since she doesn't know who they were, she is punishing everyone. Lynda is worried there might be an obscure law about scarecrows; Alan suggests calling Usha to ask her about that, greatly to Lynda's relief.

Jennifer walks in on Ruairi packing, though he claims to be sorting a few things out. Alice has told Jennifer what his plans are; he tells her he just wants to get out. She is being as calm and normal as she can manage, and tells him she understands, for which he thanks her. She asks if she can help, but he doesn't think so. She tells him how proud she and Brian are of his having got three A*s, and how they had hoped to take him out somewhere special to celebrate. He reveals that he doesn't plan to be there and have time to go out for a meal with them before he goes to university; she didn't know how long he planned to be in Ireland for, because Alice didn't tell her.

Alan has spoken to Usha, who doesn't think they ought to cancel the fête. She doesn't think Hilary has a chance, but she is going to speak to someone she knows who has had to deal with a similar situation. Lynda is very relieved and hopes it will all be fine.

Jennifer has one thing she wants to say to Ruairi before she leaves him to it. It wasn't at all how Alice made it sound, she tells him; that Alice and Kate didn't make time for her to go and criticise his mother [mostly because neither of them was living in Ambridge at the time, perhaps, any more than Debbie was. Chris]. Ruairi asks whether she is saying that she never said anything horrible about his mum, and she says maybe at the time of the affair, but when she'd heard the CD she did visit Alice and talk about Siobhán, only not in the way Alice said. She didn't say anything awful; she wouldn't. When Ruairi says he understands that a part of her must hate his mum, she absolutely denies it: she doesn't, not at all. He talks over her to say no-one would want to be in her situation. She tells him she might not have chosen it, but she wouldn't change it now for anything in the world, and surely that's the crucial point? He is making an effort to be very adult, and says that he thinks he has expected too much, and it wasn't fair on her, it wasn't right – which horrifies her – and that he's not a child any more. She exclaims that he is still her child, and that's not going to change now he's eighteen: Adam is still her son and he's fifty-four. Ruairi says he's not biologically hers, and Adam is; that's the difference. He's just been kidding himself that the difference wasn't there, but it was. It took Alice saying it to make him see it. Jennifer says that he must have known in his heart that Alice was talking absolute rubbish, and he says it's not very easy to shake it off. Jennifer almost tearfully begs him not to go. She tells him all the plans she had made for his last weeks at home, and he says it all sounds really great, but he wants to go away. Even without Alice, it's time. She asks for a favour: would he allow her to drive him to the station? It would mean a great deal to her.

Alan has revealed who Usha's friend is to Lynda, though not to the listeners, and Lynda is very impressed. He asks her how she is getting on with the bookstall, and they talk about that for a bit, and then Lynda has a wonderful idea: does Alan think Usha would ask her acquaintance to judge the scarecrows? Alan says they can only ask. He wonders about whether Lynda's own celebrity might mind being cancelled, and she says 'they' might be very happy to step aside, because 'you know who' might make more of an impact. He agrees to make enquiries.

Jennifer is waiting with Ruairi for his train to come in; he says she needn't, but she wants to. The train arrives five minutes before she expected it, and she tells him she will miss him so much; he says he will miss her too. She tells him he's wonderful, and might be the best of all of them; he's embarrassed. She asks him to reassure her that he knows Alice was talking rubbish, and tells him that he is very, very loved. She so much wants him to be happy, which he points out is what his mum said on the CD; yes, she agrees, and he reassures her she was like a real, proper mum to him, and did make it better; he's not just saying it. She tells him she loves him, and he says he loves her too. As he leaves to get on the train she tells him he is to remember that he always was, and always will be, part of the family.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 12th August, 2021

Ambridge loses a daughter but gains a scarecrow.

Characters: Harrison, Fallon, Brian, Jennifer, Lynda
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Harrison has his afternoon off and wants to know what Fallon fancies doing, suggesting several outdoor activities. She tells him that she has work to do on one of their scarecrows, Vincent: she wants him to be recognised, and his hair isn't right. Harrison, who has finished his Mia scarecrow, suggests the fête might be cancelled if Hilary Noakes' moral minority get their way, but Fallon pooh-poohs the idea. Harrison points out Hilary got the bonfire moved, but Fallon doesn't think she'll succeed again: that was only for one year anyway. The competition is going to go ahead. What's more, they are going to win it. But that will only happen if the scarecrows are perfect, so she's sorry, she will be spending the afternoon on that. She has something for him to do instead.

Brian is going back to the winter wheat, and thanks Jennifer for a flask she has made for him. He hopes to get all of White Acre combined: it might be quite a long afternoon. She asks if he'd like a couple of flapjacks to keep him going; she made them for Ruairi but he only wanted one. He is safely in Ireland and let them know by text that he'd arrived. Brian has been wondering if he shares the blame for Ruairi leaving like that: he could have been more enthusiastic over Ruairi's announcement that he is bisexual, but it came so completely out of the blue and blind-sided him rather. Jennifer tells him that it has got nothing to do with Ruairi's sexuality, or how Brian reacted; he says that was only a passing thought. He actually thinks Ruairi was ready to spread his wings anyway: he was happy to move out, with university just round the corner. Jennifer's worry is that he might feel he doesn't belong with them any more, which Brian thinks is unlikely: Ambridge will always be his home, and they will always be his family. Jennifer thought he knew that, but she saw how shaken he was and she's afraid he may choose to go to Ireland for the vacations, or stay in London. That girl has such a lot to answer for, says Brian disgustedly. And Jennifer still hasn't told him exactly what she said. Jennifer can't bear to think about it, she tells him, but whatever Alice said she shouldn't have hit her: she had never hit any of the children before now. Brian thinks it sounds to him as though she was bringing Alice to her senses, and Jennifer doesn't know which of the two of them was more shocked. She thinks she'll take Alice up a flapjack and some tea. Brian is surprised that she is still in bed at after two in the afternoon, and feels it is ridiculous and she ought to be up.

Harrison is clearing up litter on the Green and Lynda discovers him doing it; she suggests she could lend him a grabber to spare his back, but he's almost finished. She is very impressed. He jokes that he was at a loose end because Fallon passed him over for another man: John Travolta, in fact. Lynda is clearly shaken by this, so he quickly explains that's their scarecrow, Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction, which Lynda says is a favourite of Robert's though not to her taste. Harrison asks if the trail will go ahead, and she assures him that it will, just as planned, but declines to tell him who will be the celebrity guest.

There is no sign of Alice. The bed is made, and a big bag is missing. Jennifer rings her phone and nervously leaves a message asking her to get in touch: they aren't angry, they just want to know she's all right. Jennifer tells Brian she has in fact been wondering whether it might be better if Alice left, but in a planned way, not some impetuous flit. She then calls Lilian, to find out if she's heard from Alice, which she hasn't. Brian offers to take a drive around and look for her: he can't just do nothing, he'll go loopy. Jennifer asks about the wheat, but he says that will have to wait.

Fallon, on the phone to Jennifer, also hasn't any news of Alice. Harrison comes in needing another bin-bag, and Fallon asks whether he has seen Alice; she's been missing since last night. Lynda arrives with news of something Harrison needs to see outside The Bull.

There is a scarecrow of Alice leaning against the pub-sign, with the right hair and a dress like one of hers, surrounded by bottles of wine. Lynda was going to dismantle it, thinking it was a sick joke, but then she heard that Alice had vanished and felt it had a rather more sinister tone, so she went to fetch Harrison.

Brian asks whether Jennifer wants to come with him, but she wants to be on hand if Alice comes back. She'll stay there and call some more people. Then a text arrives from Alice: 'I'm all right, don't worry, will be in touch.' Brian doesn't think that tells them anything, and why couldn't she have left a note like a normal human being? She's just enjoying them worrying. Jennifer says she probably didn't think, and Brian tells her that she never spoke a truer word. Still, there isn't much point in driving around now; he doesn't know how he can be expected to concentrate on any work, though. It just doesn't stop with that girl and he dreads to think what's coming next; Jennifer suggests that perhaps they should just let it happen. Brian is nonplussed, but she says she has literally no idea how to help Alice, and maybe they simply have to let her sort herself out in her own time. And if she doesn't want to, maybe they have to let her do that too.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 15th August, 2021

It's the day of fête and protest.

Characters: Tracy, Jackie Weaver, Lynda, Usha, Alan
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tracy is busy being rude about Derek Fletcher's scarecrow. She is talking to someone who is clearly the celebrity guest but whom Tracy thinks is one of her teachers from school. 'Mrs Weaver' says that she has to go and meet Usha at the village hall; Tracy offers to guide her there.

Lynda and Usha are talking about the bookstall; Alice has been missing since Thursday, and it is very brave of Jennifer to be doing things for the fête. Usha says that Amy is coming to stay for a bit and she and Alan are looking forward to it; more immediately, Jackie Weaver is due to arrive. Then Alan comes in to tell them that Hilary, Audrey and a lot of their friends are picketing the tea-tent with placards. He suggests that Usha might have a word with them, since she is a trained advocate. She agrees to try, and leaves them to wait for Jackie.

Jackie has gone for a pee, and Tracy is bemused to learn from Usha that she is the celebrity guest: she had no idea she wasn't her old cookery teacher. Usha asks her to keep Jackie away from the tea-tent; Tracy offers to take her away altogether, to her house. And possibly show off her scarecrow.

Lynda is outraged about the protest; Twisted Briar, the talent contest winners, can't get their instruments and gear to the stage. She wants to get together several strong farming types into a militia, or at least a security force, to shift the protesters; Alan doesn't want a confrontation. He wants to wait to see how Usha gets on with her negotiations.

Jackie has recognised the Pulp Fiction scarecrows; Tracy talks about this and that until Jackie asks point blank if she is being kept out of the way, and when told about the protest wants to know all about it.

Usha has failed: as she points out to Alan, she is a criminal lawyer, not an expert on conflict resolution. The protesters are adamant about their right to protect children from the occult and images of horror. Lynda wants a strong-arm group to disperse them, but then Jackie gets onto the loudspeaker system and addresses herself first to everyone and then specifically to the protesters. She tells them they are contravening various regulations, blocking a right of way for instance; they are also outside the approved range of activities covered by the fête licence. She offers herself as a mediator, telling them they have no authority here.

The protest melted away like snow in springtime, according to Lynda, and Usha and Jackie are pleased everything went smoothly in the end; Usha offers the finest tea and cakes the Women's Institute can provide, but Jackie wants a half of the local ale rather than tea. They discuss the fête in general, the prizes from the raffle and that Rex and Phoebe won the scarecrow competition with their camping family. Jackie has enjoyed herself immensely.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 16th August, 2021

Adam gets an offer, and Shula is a dark horse.

Characters: Adam, Ian, Jennifer, Shula
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Adam is taking over the care of Xander from Ian, who tells him Lilian and Justin are planning a trip overseas and he has left a tagine cooking for Adam's tea, plus other food for Xander since that will be too spicy for him. Adam has been busy harvesting; Ruairi has sent him a very short text to say he's being taken to Cork. To the English Market? Ian asks; Adam points out that is scarcely every 18-year-old's destination of choice. Adam then gets an email; he has been offered a job.

Jennifer startles Shula, who is dead-heading: a job she can do one-handed, though her arm is still uncomfortable. Jennifer needs to talk to her about Alice, who has checked herself back into rehab; when they rang and checked, it was true. It was a relief at the time, but they have now had a letter from Alice, apologising about what she said and saying she would write more later, but telling them they could talk to Shula about what has happened. She wants to know what Shula's rôle in all this has been.

The job is at Danforth Barton Farm, 1600 hectares; that's 4000 acres, bigger than Home Farm and Berrow combined. Christian Lancer Boyd, the new owner, wants Adam to start as soon as possible and be a manager who can drive through radical change, as he has done at Home Farm. It sounds ideal. The drawback is that it's on the other side of Felpersham, and Adam is having doubts because of the time involved in the commute. It's a fantastic offer, but he often won't be back in time to look after Xander in the evenings; Ian hopes Jennifer would give their child tea and put him to bed. Adam says she probably won't be able to commit to doing that on a regular basis, and they don't want to stick Xander in nursery for even longer hours. Ian assures him that they will make it work somehow.

Shula had not heard from Alice when Jennifer rang last week, but about an hour later Alice turned up at The Stables saying she'd said unforgivable things to Ruairi and Jennifer, which made Shula wonder whether Ruairi leaving was to do with that; Jennifer tells her unhappily that it was. She asked if Shula would sell Banjo for her, to pay for going back to rehab. Shula agreed to help her by lending her money until the horse was sold, since she felt that the longer she left it the more likely she'd be to lose her resolve. Shula was sworn to secrecy, and agreed so Alice would be taking control of her life; Alice was too ashamed to face Jennifer and Brian. Shula isn't claiming the credit for the text, but is glad Alice sent it. She is sorry about not having told them about it all, but hopes Jennifer will understand what a difficult position Alice had put her in.

Ian is about to leave for work, but before he goes he tells Adam that he thinks they will manage with the new job somehow. Adam agrees they will work out the practicalities, but fears that they may not manage to get their marriage running smoothly again. Ian is aware that Adam won't find another job on the doorstep, but Adam doesn't want their marriage to suffer on his account. Ian is optimistic, and doesn't want him to turn down this dream job for Ian's sake: that wouldn't be healthy. He must go for it, if he can work out a decent deal with the new employer. If he does, says Adam, he then has to break the news to the family; apart from Brian, they still don't know what has been happening.

Jennifer has accepted a drink from Shula. She is hurt that her daughter could confide in Shula rather than in her, but feels that it's good that Alice got the help she needed. It was a shock to find all this had gone on, but they owe Shula a debt of gratitude. Shula is just relieved that Alice is where she needs to be; so is Jennifer. Shula does know about living with someone who has an addiction, and knows that things can improve if that person faces up to it and takes steps to do something about it; she thinks Alice really means to. Jennifer hopes she is right.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 17th August, 2021

Susan is being exhausted, and Elizabeth suffers a disappointment.

Characters: Elizabeth, Lily, Tracy, Susan
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Elizabeth is trying on hats in a shop, and Lily is heckling. She says Russ would be better at colours, but Elizabeth would rather have Lily with her. Elizabeth hints about a marriage between the two of them, and Lily says she's never been happier, but no. They are going to have a night away – at Grey Gables, with Lily paying. A text from Vince arrives; he wonders whether Elizabeth is at home, because he wants to talk with her about the wedding. Elizabeth says it's a big day for him, with Steph being the first of his children to marry. It will be a big day for Elizabeth too, responds Lily, attending as the official partner of the father of the bride.

Tracy greets Susan as she comes in for her Post Office shift, and says she looks tired: night of passion, was it? Susan grumbles that she and Neil are not OK in that or any department. Tracy suggests that perhaps Chris ought to help look after Martha, and lets slip that Alice being back in rehab is now public knowledge. She tells Susan that she ought to stop worrying about everyone but herself. She also offers to have Martha for a night, or the day, which Susan turns down on the grounds that Tracy has enough to do looking after her own brood; Tracy makes this an opportunity to have a gripe about Chelsea not doing well at school. Roy arrives and gets told Tracy is on a split shift; she's grumpy about not having won the scarecrow competition, just got a certificate for best child's entry. Roy isn't too happy about what he won at the fête either: he will feel like a right prat taking his ride in the limo. Tracy suggests he swap it for the tickets to a football match that one of the other receptionists at Grey Gables won. He leaves, and she goes right back to her complaints to Susan: George has done well with the grades he needed for his farming course, but Chelsea did badly. She has signed up for a hairdressing course, but she might change her mind.

Vince asks if Elizabeth has kept the receipt for the hat, because things have got a bit complicated. He thinks the hat is lovely, but Steph's put him in an awkward position: some elderly aunts couldn't make it to the previous date, but they will now be able to be there after all and the numbers will be too great, so she has asked for Elizabeth not to come. Elizabeth puts a brave face on it: she is disappointed, but the hat will come in handy for something else. She tells him to have a great time, take lots of photos and bring her some cake.

Tracy, during her break at work, is now on the phone to Susan telling her that Chelsea didn't turn up for their meeting at the school, but the teacher told Tracy that with a bit of motivation, Chelsea could do well in the retakes. Roy appears, asking for a cot for room 20; he hasn't managed to swap the limo ride for the football tickets because they'd already been given away. Tracy notices that he has had a haircut and praises it before going back to her phone conversation: Chelsea has dyslexia, which might explain everything, or it might just be that she hates school and is stroppy and a troublemaker, just like someone else Susan knows.

Lily comes in as Elizabeth is sending a mail. She has discovered from Steph, whom she rang to try to persuade her to let Elizabeth come and ask someone else to drop out instead, that Vince asking Elizabeth not to be there can't have been anything to do with the numbers: there are going to be spare places because some people are still afraid of gatherings, and Steph has even invited Lily and Russ to go. Lily has worked out that Vince told Elizabeth a pack of lies.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 18th August, 2021

Roy is exhausted, Neil and Susan are just 'really tired'.

Characters: Russ, Lily, Roy, Jennifer, Shula, Tracy
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Russ is furious about Vince's treatment of Elizabeth, but Lily thinks they should forget it and just enjoy their night away at Grey Gables. Roy is surprised that they both want to book in, because his conversation with Freddie gave him the impression the treat was for Freddie himself, so they have been allocated a single room. Russ is angry about this, though Roy is quick to change it to a booking for two.

Jennifer has come with Martha to visit Shula at The Stables. She hasn't come to ask about Banjo; she has brought a cheesecake for Shula as thanks for her support of Alice. Shula offers to show Martha round The Stables; she asks after Neil and Susan, who Jennifer reports are looking really tired.

Roy is roused from sleep at Reception by Tracy, who tells him Joy Horville is waiting to see him in the rose garden. She sends him off there as Russ appears with a problem about the bedroom: number 18 is a twin. Tracy immediately agrees to change it for a double. Russ is snide about Roy having made a mistake about the room not once but twice, which Tracy manages to ignore because she is preoccupied with the idea of inviting him and Lily to come 'round to mine' for a meal as repayment for the meal she and Roman had at Lower Loxley. He is non-committal about the idea.

Jennifer has found living so close but not being allowed to see Martha agony; now the cottage has just her and Brian in it, it seems very quiet. Shula, who likens her own house to a mausoleum, invites her to come in for tea.

Joy wanted to swap her prize, a hip-flask of whisky, for Roy's ride in Eddie's limo. Roy is yawning his head off and Tracy, after indulging in some predictable innuendo, sends him away for a power nap.

Tracy interrupts Russ and Lily in romantic mood in their room; she has brought them gin and tonics as complimentary room service, and invites them for a meal next Thursday, to which Lily agrees. Russ is not pleased that she has done so, and after Tracy has gone is cross with Lily for landing them in it. They have to think of some way out of it, or worrying about it will ruin their evening: Lily says tartly that him being grumpy is what will spoil anything.

Shula suggests that Jennifer might involve herself in the Flower and Produce show, but Jennifer says it seems wrong to invest so much effort and worry in that when so many terrible things are happening in the world. She might simply give it a miss this year.

Tracy turns up again near the end of Russ and Lily's meal and reiterates her invitation. Russ makes a very lame excuse, and Tracy admits she wanted to pick their brains about Chelsea. Lily doesn't know how to help about her English course but Russ, suddenly interested, tells Tracy about the things organised at Borchester College to make retakes easier, and then Lily remembers Johnny had dyslexia and might have some ideas. Russ then changes his mind and says they will come for the meal, and in the meantime he'll chat with some former colleagues to see what could be done for Chelsea. After Tracy has gone again, he says that it's refreshing to see a parent caring about her child's education; Lily first attributes his change of heart to Ian's beetroot mousse, but then tells him he has just done a really kind thing, and she loves him.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 19th August, 2021

Jennifer and Elizabeth both feel underestimated.

Characters: Brian, Adam, Vince, Elizabeth, Jennifer
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian is pleased about having caught up with harvesting the barley straw. He and Adam express the hope that Alice is committed to rehab now; they are keeping their fingers crossed and taking one day at a time. Adam tells Brian he's agreed terms for the new job, and Brian says it sounds right up Adam's street, then asks how soon it will be and is a bit taken aback to be told a couple of weeks' time is when Adam is wanted. Brian congratulates him, and Adam immediately suggests a different-from-usual winter crop for the field they are in. They start to squabble, then realise they don't need to: Adam will be gone by the time the field needs to be sowed. Both regret what is in the past, and Adam admits he has learned a lot from Brian and will miss the farm, and even the arguments, as will Brian. Adam asks about his replacement, and Brian says he has one in mind, plus a CV sent in on spec, and the CVs need to go to all the partners. They must now tell the family, and as a priority Jennifer.

Vince has arrived at the drawing-room wanting to see Elizabeth and, in his own word, waffles on a bit. She breaks in to ask whether he has something to say to her, but he wants to ask why she hasn't replied to his messages. She replies that she is angry because Lily spoke to Steph and found out that there was no problem about the numbers at the wedding. She lays into him, and tells him she had begun to see a future for them, which he has destroyed. She wants to know who was telling the truth about the numbers, and, when Elizabeth finally lets him speak, he admits it was Steph.

Brian and Adam have come to tell Jennifer that Adam has a new job, managing a big place on the other side of Felpersham. She instantly blames Brian and asserts he has forced the move. Adam tells her he's been in the same place for eighteen years and just wants to spread his wings a bit.

Elizabeth, walking with angry heels, is refusing to listen to Vince: he lied to her, and that is unforgivable. He follows her, humbly begging for five minutes to explain, and she eventually agrees to listen to him. He explains that all three of his ex-wives will be at the wedding on Sunday, and they are all going to be unpleasant about him. She tells him that's no reason to lie to her. But there's more: Beth, his daughter by his first wife, the child he has a stormy relationship with, will also be coming, and she'll give him both barrels because she always does; he won't be able to help giving as good as he gets. He lied so that Elizabeth wouldn't be treated to all the carnage.

Adam has managed to convince Jennifer that all will be well. Brian tells her that he has another manager in mind, and she realises they have been deceiving her and keeping silent about what had been going on; they must have a very low opinion of her ability to cope with things! She now wants to know all about the candidates and take a full part in the decision making.

Elizabeth is castigating Vince for having such a low opinion of her ability to cope with people being nasty. Vince grovels and grovels, and admits he had it wrong, and finally implores her to come to the wedding. She gives him credit for admitting to his failings, and eventually agrees to go to the wedding and to support him. She wants to make one thing crystal clear: he asked for a second chance and she'll give it to him, but that won't happen again. She won't be lied to a second time.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 22nd August, 2021

It's a wedding.

Characters: Lily, Elizabeth, Ruth, Vince, Steph, Beth
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lily asks Elizabeth for help zipping her dress and compliments Elizabeth on her costume. Vince is pacing the garden; Lily stirs a bit about his having lied to Elizabeth, and her mother tells her firmly that they've moved on. Then Ruth rings; David is driving her crazy. He has agreed to provide sheep for Steph's arrival; she wants a heads-up from Elizabeth when they leave the ceremony.

Vince is anxiously rehearsing his speech. Elizabeth reassures him, but he is worried about Beth. You never know what you'll get with Beth, and he's afraid he'll have a row with her partner. Elizabeth is pacific and tells him it will all be wonderful and she will be there the whole time to support him.

Lily and Elizabeth are admiring the general ambiance of the wedding, then Lily greets Steph in her dress with the fifty thousand hand-sewn crystals. They gush to each other a bit before Steph rushes off to greet someone else.

Beth asks to sit next to Elizabeth on a hay bale and suggests that it may be a bit awkward for her with three ex-wives there. They get on well and Beth lists aunts and uncles for Elizabeth, then says she needs another drink; they agree that the hay is uncomfortable, so Elizabeth will find a table and she'll bring the champagne.

Steph is having a wonderful wedding day, and thanks Vince for it and his speech. She tells him Beth has split up with the man Vince disapproved, and they agree he was a bit of a melon.

Ruth is watching David plying the guests with champagne, and feeling peeved that he's enjoying it after all his whinging. Beth is introduced, and Elizabeth tells her that the champagne she's taken from 'an old dude' was from her brother David. She tells Beth all about how difficult Steph has been, and Beth disparages her dad. Elizabeth tells her that Vince was nervous about seeing Beth, and does a bit of bridge-building for them.

Beth says hello to her dad, who asks about her partner. She is aggressive and he is placatory. She makes excuses, then admits he was bang on about Nathan, and mentions Elizabeth being too good for him. He invites her to come and have tea with him and Elizabeth, who then drags him off for a dance to 'his tune', leaving Beth alone.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 23rd August, 2021

The Aldridges reach a decision, while Ben is quite unable to make up his mind.

Characters: Josh, Ben, Brian, Jennifer, Kate,
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Josh is feeling tired just being in the same room as David, who is made up about yesterday's wedding and bouncing about irrepressibly about all the people who now want to hire the barn. Ben volunteers to roll the brassicas for Josh, who has a meeting; Ben needs some space to think.

Brian and Jennifer are arranging the on-line partners' meeting; Ruairi won't be there, and Debbie will join them via the internet. Kate snidely suggests her parents need not pretend they are not missing Ruairi; rather than rise to her bait, Brian offers to make coffee, whereupon Kate demands hemp tea. There are two candidates for Adam's job: Stella and Barnaby. Kate prefers Stella because she has mentioned the environment – though in the vaguest possible terms. Kate tells Brian she does not agree to him leading the interviews, and then when Jennifer calls her to order claims not to be bickering. Brian agrees with Jennifer that they need to appear united on this occasion.

Josh gets back from his meeting, and finds Ben wondering whether he'll really not miss farming. Josh is playing the long game by offering a discount to his clients, and he and Ben exchange a few weak jokes about shelling out and recouping.... Ben hasn't managed to clear his head, and Josh realises that something is really bothering him. Under questioning Ben says he is in a bad situation, and no, he isn't really all right. It's to do with a girl he met at the wedding. Josh offers to get him a beer and talk it over with him.

Brian has been outvoted by the whole family; Kate is gloating that they have chosen Stella. Barnaby was a mini-Brian, she says; Brian denies the candidates' sexes were relevant. Jennifer says that Barnaby was pleasant enough but had no spark, nor innovation to offer. Kate reckons Barnaby wasn't even trying, as if he thought it was in the bag; she then accuses Brian of having let him think he would get the job, and gloats some more at having caught her father out. Kate says Stella will stand up to Brian and that's why he didn't like her. The bottom line, says Jennifer, is that with four votes to one, Stella has got the job. Brian leaves because unlike Kate, he has some actual farming he needs to get on with.

Ben's secret is that he is keen on Beth. Josh laughs, then gets him to admit he really liked her, only he's unhappy because he is going out with Evie. Josh advises him not to tell Evie anything yet, because talking to someone on a single evening really didn't mean anything: don't throw away what he's got for someone he met once. Ben hates this. He doesn't want another beer; he needs to keep a clear head.

Brian has rung Stella, who is coming in on Wednesday to discuss terms. Jennifer asks how he is feeling, and he says he is sorry for losing his temper earlier and starts to apologise profusely to her. Jennifer tells him to stop it; she enjoyed the bickering because it felt almost normal, with her being just Jennifer keeping the peace. She hopes that at some point they might get back to something like a normal life, bickering and all.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 24th August, 2021

Confidantes abound.

Characters: Chris, Susan, Neil, Pat, Shula
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chris has been delayed by a flock of sheep in the road, and Susan hands over Martha and complains about her not having had any teething gel, for which she blames Neil. She has to hurry to catch Helen, and leaves in a rush. Chris wants his parents to try to get some time together; and says he can take over. Neil looks for his car keys, because he too has to go out. Chris tells Neil that he and Susan can't carry on like this, but Neil says that they just have to keep going.

Susan has just missed Helen, and Pat asks if she can help; Susan explains she wants a few of her shifts back, and Pat says Helen will bite her hand off. Pat is all ready for a gossip about Home Farm, but Susan is too preoccupied with getting tea for her family to take it in and show proper interest. When Pat asks if Martha is being a problem, Susan says it's not Martha that's the problem, then breaks down and tells her that it's Neil, her and Neil, and she doesn't think they are all right.

Shula greets Neil, saying she wanted to apologise for her behaviour the other week. She over-reacted because she was frustrated about her arm and her lost placement. She has been keeping out of his way because she was so embarrassed. He tells her that if anything is bothering her she can ask him, but what she asks about is Alice. He is reassuring, but says he is so sad that Alice is missing so much by not being with Martha, and Martha so much by not having her. Then he tells Shula he's missed chatting with her and gets a bit tearful, and she says if there's something bothering him she wants to know: that cuts both ways.

Susan is confiding in Pat, about Neil drifting away from her; Tracy has noticed and Chris too. They hardly speak except to snipe at each other about who's going to cook the supper. Susan thinks something is coming between them but doesn't know what. Pat tries to be comforting and compares her own situation years ago to that of Susan and Neil now, saying she and Tony had a bad patch but they spent time together and got through it; she says that Susan and Neil should try to do the same. Susan sobs that she and Neil aren't the golden couple she always thought them. Pat says she ought to listen to Tracy, and find some time to themselves.

Shula has been told about the memory box, and thinks it's a lovely idea, and they should include Alan's address for the christening even though it was never delivered. Neil tells her she always knows the right thing to do, and he doesn't know how to thank her for her help to Alice; he's very grateful.

Susan is holding Martha and playing with her, snubbing Neil, when Chris comes to take Martha to bed. He tells Neil and Susan they need a break, and he has a surprise for them: he and Em and Tracy have got together and are treating them to meal on Thursday at Grey Gables as a thank-you for all they've done. Then he takes Martha off to bed and leaves them together, and Susan is worried that everyone is talking about them and she is embarrassed; they snap at each other, then Neil suggests maybe some time to themselves may be just what they need.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 25th August, 2021

A fresh start for Home Farm, and one for Ben too.

Characters: Pip, Ben, Stella, Jennifer, Brian
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ben is miles away and also in the way, so Pip can't get through a gate to harrow a field. She tells him all about what she plans to do that day, but he isn't listening, so she starts to quiz him. She guesses that the Everything that is wrong must be Evie. He tells her he is no longer sure about being with Evie: Josh gave him good advice about working at relationships, but he isn't sure about it. Pip, now that Josh's opinion has been established, at once voices one to the contrary and tells Ben he should pay attention to his doubts.

Stella is at Willow Cottage explaining to Jennifer how she became interested in farming: her mum's a hairdresser and her dad's a lorry-driver, and she got into farming through the Young Farmers, to which her non-farming parents sent her thinking it might calm her tearaway tendencies. On the drive into the village she noticed Grey Gables, so Jennifer extols it, and has started to fill Stella in about the village when Brian arrives. Stella enthuses to them about family farms, having had experience on big farms already; she prefers the idea of caring about the farm rather than the profit. She says the drawback of the family farm is that people can get possessive about things, and have rows, unlike the Aldridges at the interview. She then says they need to discuss her salary, but Brian offers her a farm tour first.

Ben has decided to break up with Evie but doesn't know how: Pip must tell him how to do it. She says he must be straight, and that he shouldn't say it isn't her, it's him, because that's a cliche; she goes on to offer him alternative cliches.

Stella says it's a wonderful farm, but she wants a 10% rise on the advertised salary because she has always had accommodation as part of her pay before. They offer her a holiday cottage, which she says she is not sure about, and Brian says they can really only offer 5% more because the original offer was very generous; she says she will need to have a think about it, but then Jennifer suggests they split the difference at seven-and-a-half and she agrees.

Ben rings Pip to tell her it was really awful; Evie cried, with tears literally streaming down her face. He told her that he had to start his nursing course and needed to concentrate on it. Pip assures him Evie will get over him, and asks if he thinks he has done the right thing; he says yes. She wishes she'd been more like him when she was nineteen, better at relationships.

Brian is not pleased about the increase in pay; he feels he might as well not have been there when Jennifer made Stella the offer, in the same way that she felt about not being kept in the loop about Adam leaving. Stella would not have been his first choice for Adam's replacement, either. Jennifer would of course prefer Adam or Debbie to be their manager, but thinks that Stella's fresh eye may be a good thing.

Pip is off home, hoping that Toby will already have dealt with Rosie's bath-time. Ben is texting and Pip requires to be told what is so interesting. He tells her about Beth and she is scathing and calls him ridiculous, going on her way laughing that she can't wait to tell Josh; Ben shouts after her that this coincidence of timing might be meant to be.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 26th August, 2021

Two short meals out.

Characters: Susan, Neil, Chris, Jazzer, Tracy, Lily
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah McDonald-Hughes

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan and Neil have ordered a taxi to take them to Grey Gables, and Neil tells Susan how wonderful she looks. Chris is in charge of Martha, and packs them off to enjoy themselves.

Jazzer and Tracy are also dressed up, ready for the evening meal with Russ and Lily, having persuaded Bert and Gary to stay out of the way. Russ has put Tracy in touch with the Learning Support teacher, and she is very grateful to him.

Oliver has made a fuss of Neil and Susan, and they are at a very good table, with a garden view. Neil mentions the redecoration, and Susan says that it would be nice if it had been done for a more cheerful reason than the explosion. They dither over the wine list, and Neil compliments her again on looking lovely. Susan is pleased. She decides they should just go for it and order glasses of champagne.

Lily starts to clear up after the fantastic chicken shawarma, but Tracy persuades her to leave the washing-up to the men, and stay and talk about Chelsea; she hopes Lily can tell her how to motivate Chelsea. Apparently she has fallen behind because of the on-line lessons, and Lily does feel for her: imagine being that age and not being able to see your friends. Lily says she has never had friends the way Chelsea does, a gang of them, and she would have loved to. Tracy drags them back to Chelsea's deficiency in English, and Lily suggests bribery; when Tracy says all Chelsea wants is driving lessons but she can't afford them, Lily suggests Tracy should give the lessons herself.

Susan and Neil are talking about their food, and then about Lilian and Justin, who are planning to buy an eventing horse. Then Neil says, talking of horses, he has some news about Shula. This brings Susan first to an awkward silence, and then to her feeling that all they do in the way of conversation is small talk, with silences. She says they need to fill the silences, and she has been struggling for conversation; Neil thinks they are simply tired, and that is why they are lost for words. What would she like to talk about? She doesn't know. Neil starts to talk about what they should have for dessert, but she would just rather go home.

Jazzer thinks Russ is boring, going home early. Tracy tells him about Lily's idea, and Jazzer laughs heartily: she is a terrible driver. The offended Tracy thinks it will be a chance for her and Chelsea to have some quality time together.

Susan and Neil are telling Chris about their meal and talking it up, but have to admit they skipped the dessert. He is sorry they came home so early, but they tell him they are very tired. After Chris has gone up to settle the teething Martha, who has started to cry, Neil offers Susan a hot chocolate, but Susan just wants to go up to bed and does so; Neil stays downstairs.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 29th August, 2021

Vets are much in demand in Ambridge and its environs.

Characters: Justin, Lilian, Jakob, Jazzer, Alistair
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Directors: Kim Greengrass & Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Justin is annoyed with Lilian for asking Jakob to come and do some vetting of a horse in Greenbury, Double Bill. The owner, Sherry, is selling him because she is getting divorced, and Lilian wants to have him checked and then make an offer to buy him before they are out of the county for three days. They have sold the barn near the rewilding, and have planned to spend the money on something for them both that will combine business with pleasure. Justin is chafing because they have a ferry to catch and Jakob is late, but Lilian tells him to imagine watching their horse competing at Badminton: they will have wonderful fun as the owners of an eventer, and just think of the networking opportunities.... When he does turn up, Jakob makes it clear he will not do his inspection in haste, because he intends to be thorough.

Jazzer and Alistair are together in the garden at Greenacres; Jazzer has kept and is refurbishing for his and Tracy's use some old sun loungers which were meant to have been thrown out. Jim is in Scotland for the week, and the couple have planned a staycation at Greenacres, though Tracy will go home at night. She wants to clean and tidy Jazzer's room and add touches like cushions and a throw for the bed, and he wants to distract her from that idea: what better way to do it than staying in the garden with some booze? They are interrupted by loud barking: Alistair has a dog in his car, a Westie called Chocolate Mousse, and she is clearly in a mood.

Once he has been brought out by the owner and they have seen him, Lilian is ecstatic about the horse – more so than Justin or Jakob. She wants to buy him at once, Jakob wants to do more checks, and Justin wants to leave. The tests Jakob plans will take an hour, so Justin insists they have to go, and trust him to send them the results as soon as possible. Jakob advises against spending hundreds of thousands of pounds without the results of the tests; Lilian wants to be given the go-ahead to make an offer, but Justin is determined to get on the road.

Alistair won't open the crate to let the Westie out, though Jazzer wants to make a fuss of her at once. The elderly owner has a broken foot, and won't go into hospital unless Moussie is being well looked after, explains Alistair; how could he refuse to help her out? Just as well Jim is away, according to Jazzer, who persuades him to open the crate; Moussie promptly bites Alistair and draws blood, but seems to like Jazzer well enough.

Justin has brought their two G&Ts to Lilian on the ferry; she still wants to ring Sherry to put a down payment on the horse, and is cross about Justin not allowing her to do it. He explains that Miranda used to do eventing and it put him off the whole sport. He suggests she imagine herself on the Gulf of Trieste rather than at Badminton, watching their yacht race in their team colours and with the Damara and Amside logos painted on the hull: Lilian thinks that's crazy. He wants to set up their own racing team, and claims he wants to do this because he is thinking of her and feels that sailing would be so much more fun for her. She has talked about the yachting crowd in Guernsey, and sailing during the eighties with a man called John about whom he seems somewhat sensitive, and he has heard her making it clear to Mandy Beesborough that she is good at sailing, so she can teach him about it. He has arranged to meet a yacht broker tomorrow. Lilian's lack of enthusiasm for the project is so obvious as to be almost painful.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 30th August, 2021

Cross purposes and bad manners.

Characters: Jazzer, Tracy, Alistair, Lilian, Jakob, Denise, Justin, Nancy
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Directors: Kim Greengrass & Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer and Tracy are gossiping about the other villagers, and Jazzer compliments her on the toastie she has made for lunch. She wants to get on with tidying his room, an idea he is resisting when Alistair comes in with Mousse, who is besotted with Jakob and has been driving him mad; Alistair wants them to look after her for the afternoon, which Tracy is pleased to do. Jazzer is not so keen on the idea.

Lilian has phoned the vets' surgery, trying to get Jakob to commit himself about Double Bill, but he has to redo a test and just wants her to stop interrupting him. Denise interrupts as well, to relay an important telephone message, and he suggests rudely that if she has spare time in which to bother him she can clear up the mess she has left in the dispensary.

Lilian and Justin are walking round the quays, and he tells her that he is looking forward to winning regattas and pouring the champagne. He has decided that she really wants a boat to remind her of the good old days, and she is firm that she doesn't want him to spend a fortune on nostalgia. They see the broker, Nancy, sitting at a table, and she and Lilian recognise each other.

Alistair is ready to let Mousse out of her crate, but insists that she is not to be allowed to go anywhere but the garden and kitchen, most definitely not into Jim's room; apparently she made a mess on a floor last night. On her release she makes immediate friends with Tracy, thus confirming Jazzer's impression that it isn't strangers she doesn't like: it's Alistair.

Denise comes in and tries to tell Jakob that she has made an appointment for him, but he really doesn't want to be interrupted and is brusque with her, telling her that she is as annoying as Alistair's wretched dog.

Lighthouse Lil was once Lilian's nickname, according to Nancy, who is having a great time telling tales about her out of school and flirting with Justin; she has arranged some viewings of boats tomorrow. Lilian still hopes they will get Double Bill instead of a boat.

Denise has come in again.  She has had enough of Jakob.  She tells him that the appointment she has just confirmed is for a review of Jakob's performance on the equine side of the business with one of the group bosses. Also, she is not a receptionist, but a nurse who as a favour to Alistair sometimes did paperwork for him. Jakob's manners and rudeness are not something she is prepared to put up with; she used to love working with Alistair, but everything has changed for her since Jakob joined the practice. He is uncomprehending as she tears him off a strip about the way he treats her without the most basic civility, until she says that his calling her more annoying than the Westie was the last straw: she had intended to ask for Friday off in exchange for working today, but there is no need any more because she resigns, effective immediately.

Nancy is getting on well with Justin, and Lilian is not pleased. Nancy remembers altogether too much about her, and when Justin goes to fetch more drinks she tells Nancy the boat was Justin's idea. Nancy chatters on about Lilian and sailing, becoming mildly hysterical about what happened 'last time'; she promises not to say a word to Justin about Lighthouse Lil's Phantom Walrus.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 31st August, 2021

Everything is wrong for Alistair, and Lilian comes clean.

Characters: Jakob, Alistair, Jazzer, Tracy, Justin, Nancy, Lilian
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Directors: Kim Greengrass & Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jakob cannot locate the equipment that is generally left ready for him before he goes out on his rounds, and Alistair is not in the least sympathetic. He's not going to let Jakob off the hook about losing the best vet nurse in the entire Lovell James practice, and doesn't think the boss will be pleased either. He should have taken care of Denise as well as his patients. Alistair starts to leave, but Jakob calls him back; there's yet another bit of kit he can't find.

Jazzer has not long returned from the milk round and Tracy wants to wash his curtains; he says he would rather be on a lounger with her. Mousse kept them awake all night, and tried to get into Webster's tank; he thinks Webster might now have PTSD, post terrier stress disorder. Not to mention that her owner's foot is worse than the hospital had originally thought and they'll have to keep Mousse for a few more days. Jazzer relaxes until there is a crash from inside the house, followed by yapping.

Justin is being fulsomely flattered by Nancy, although he has actually guessed the wrong wood for the fittings of the yacht they are looking at: cherry instead of teak and light oak. Nancy starts to talk about Lilian being an expert pilot, which she denies, and also tells Justin he strikes her as a complete natural as a deckhand. Lilian eventually loses her temper with Nancy's constant corrections about nautical terminology, while Nancy does a good selling job to Justin until Lilian interrupts with something that she has to say.

Alistair comes in and Mousse at once starts to growl. He has only come home because he needed to get away from the surgery: Jakob is hard work when Denise is not there to dilute him. Jazzer admits to him that Mousse has broken Jim's Cicero mug; Alistair knows they can never replace it because Jim will know at once that any new one isn't the one his last tutor group gave him.

Nancy and Justin are having a laugh over the walrus Lilian thought she saw, which was in fact a rock; she was steering at the time, and the boat hit the rock. The local paper had a field day with the story, and Nancy and her husband have dined out on it ever since. Lilian tells Justin she has always disliked sailing and only did it to keep in with John, no matter what he may have heard her saying to Mandy Beesborough: she does not in the least want a boat.

Jazzer has gone to the shop for disinfectant for the kitchen, where Mousse has disgraced herself again; Tracy may be good with her, but Jazzer is not so enthusiastic. Alistair has to go back to the surgery, where Jakob will be being impossible. Tracy realises that with Jim away, her being with Jazzer, and Denise having left, there is nobody he can talk with. He denies being lonely, but says ruefully that even the printer and photocopier have gone wrong. Tracy offers to go in and fix them tomorrow while Jazzer is out: she's a wizard at fixing things for other people.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 1st September, 2021

All's well that ends ill, and Jakob has a phone call to make.

Characters: Justin, Lilian, Tracy, Jakob, Alistair
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Directors: Kim Greengrass & Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Justin and Lilian are stuck in traffic on their way back from Southampton. Lilian is sanguine about it, but they are both longing to get home. Nancy is not Lilian's favourite person for showing Justin the newspaper article. Justin is not disappointed that Lilian doesn't want a boat: he has worked out that they are a hole in the water you throw money into. He was only thinking of trying to please Lilian, but he's glad the truth came out before anything worse came of it.

Mousse barks at the printer, which Tracy has now fixed. Tracy has the measure of Jakob too, and doesn't feel like giving him any leeway: she is doing a favour for a friend and she would like him to apologise to her for his overbearing rudeness, or at least to be civil enough to employ 'please' and 'thank you', refusing to give him anything that has emerged from the printer until he does. Then Alistair appears, requiring him to cover for Denise in the small animals clinic. To make Jakob's day even worse, they realise that Mousse has gone missing, and while Tracy goes to look for her, Alistair tells him that he had better ring Denise and apologise to her, and hope she will come back before his performance review.

Justin and Lilian have passed the "Welcome to Borsetshire" sign, and Justin is teasing Lilian about her walrus, pretending to see a giraffe and hyenas. She reminds him of his photograph as Daffodil Boy, and he capitulates; he will get rid of the copy of the article that Nancy gave to him. He agrees that what happens in Cowes stays in Cowes. Jakob rings Lilian and asks them to call in at the surgery as soon as they can.

Mousse was chasing a pet rat, but Tracy says that Barry was quite happy once his rat was mite-treated, and she is more than willing to stay and go on helping out. Alistair tells her that he hadn't thought through the insurance implications of her being at the surgery, and flannels her about how well she has done; but rules are rules, he says, though she has certainly livened things up. She reveals that she took a phone call for him earlier: Mousse's owner, Mrs Akeem, has to go into a nursing home for a short stay and the dog will have to remain at Greenacres; according to Tracy, Mousse barking means she is happy with the idea.

The various tests have shown that Double Bill is suffering from bilateral PSD (Proximal Suspensory Desmitis). He will probably go badly lame as a result of it; Lilian is not happy, but thinks that since it can be cured over time they could ask Sherry for a hefty reduction in price. Jakob suggests not getting the horse, and explains that the reason its condition wasn't obvious has shown up in the blood tests: the anti-inflammatory Phenylbutazone, or 'bute'. Sherry must have known that the horse was not sound, and there may be other things wrong with it as well. Justin is incensed, and wants to know how to stop her from doing the same thing again; Jakob says he will forward his report to the Trading Standards Office. Without bothering to thank Jakob, Justin and Lilian then start to discuss each other's poor choices at high volume, and Jakob asks them if they would mind taking their conversation outside; he is late making a very important phone call.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 2nd September, 2021

Everything reverts to the status quo ante Sunday.

Characters: Jazzer, Alistair, Denise, Jakob, Lilian, Justin
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Directors: Kim Greengrass & Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer has caught Alistair before he goes to Edgeley with Mousse; he plans to leave her with the Pet Rescue there. Jazzer clearly thinks Alistair needs someone to be fond of, who will greet him by jumping up and licking his face, which Jim is unlikely to do.

Denise has come in to see Jakob, and he's trying to be ingratiating. Lilian appears with a summer hamper from Underwoods, to thank Jakob for saving them from making a costly mistake, and explains her ill-temper the day before as being the result of the drive from the Isle of Wight. Denise says the Isle of Wight is lovely, while Jakob says he was just doing his job and is nothing special, which leads Lilian to say that he is honest and self-deprecating, and must be a joy to work with. After Lilian leaves, Denise points out that the hamper has been put down on Jakob's stethoscope and broken it.

Jazzer is trying to persuade Alistair to keep Mousse; Tracy has suggested Alistair is lonely, which Alistair continues to deny. Jazzer says perhaps it's more that Alistair has nobody special, and he ought to give Mousse a try.

Jakob has kept looking at his watch, which Denise points out acerbically: she knows he's waiting for his review and that she's just a bore to him. He tries to explain his difficulties with inter-personnel relations, which leads to him giving examples of his having failed to grasp things, and in turn to what she did wrong, but after she has expressed herself on that subject he sensibly goes back to apologising. Denise tells him she nearly didn't come in because of his bad manners, and the fact that he never listens to her. She gives an example: he doesn't know what is happening with her son and daughter, and how them leaving home is really getting her down.

Justin suggests that sunshine might clear the brain-fog. Lilian says that they have got somewhere this week, though: they won't be getting a yacht, and she doesn't feel like looking for anther eventer; the trouble is that they do need something to spend the money on. No ski-lodge because of Justin's knees never being ski-worthy again, no executive box at Felpersham Rovers because having one would mean they had to watch football... In despair, Lilian suggests giving it away.

Denise is glad to see Mousse again, and Alistair is delighted to see Denise. Jakob is happy because he got a good review, and he distributes some of the contents of the hamper Lilian gave him, though he spoils it by telling Alistair that Kate wouldn't approve of salmon pâté and Denise that he has given her the champagne truffles because he doesn't like chocolate. When Alistair is rude about Mousse, Denise says that the dog is just friendly, and eventually at Jakob's urging agrees to look after her rather than have her taken to the rescue centre.

Justin has fetched Lilian a hat, because the sun must have got to her for her to suggest giving the money away. After various increasingly daft suggestions about what they might do with it, they decide they won't decide.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 5th September, 2021

A villager returns, and Eddie plans a wizard wheeze.

Characters: Amy, Chris, Eddie, Oliver, Jennifer, Brian
Credited scriptwriter: Liz John

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chris meets Amy in the village outside the pub. She's had lunch there with Alan; she's got a lovely long break. Chris tells her Alice is back in rehab and will be home next week; he thanks her for looking after Alice. She asks after Martha, and says she is looking forward to seeing her. He thinks of asking her about babies, but she tells him that as the parent, he is the expert on little Martha.

Eddie has to get the limo ready for Joy's mystery tour later in the week. He is being mournful about Joe's impending birth date, which would have been his hundred birthday; Oliver suggests a cider club celebration of the day, but Eddie says that celebrating wouldn't sit right with him since he'd be thinking all the time how much Joe would have enjoyed it. It's the day of the Flower and Produce show, which Joe would also have enjoyed.

Jennifer is out with Martha looking at the sheep, which will all be either sold or slaughtered next week: Brian is pleased with himself because bearing the Australian trade agreement in mind, it's a good time to be getting out of sheep. Jennifer suggests a little nap to Martha, who isn't keen on the idea. Lilian rang earlier to tell Jennifer she isn't buying a yacht or a horse, which nearly bored Jennifer to sleep herself. Brian is too busy to go back with them, and says he enjoys farming; Jennifer is of the opinion that Stella will bring energy and fresh eyes to the farm, and Brian says he'll step back once she's proved herself. He woke with a good feeling about Alice and the rehab programme; Jennifer hopes he may be right.

Amy is chatting with Chris: she and her housemate got into knitting during lockdown, and the housemate put a woolly hat onto every bollard for miles around, much to the annoyance of the neighbours: anti-social knitting as a relief from working in a hospital. It was no fun, with PPE, and mothers getting covid, and Amy tells some sad stories about her experiences, and colleagues who died. Then a message arrives for Chris from Jennifer to say she is dropping Martha back, and he tells Amy she can always talk to him if she needs to, which she gratefully accepts as a suggestion.

Oliver and Eddie are looking at the turkey poults, and Eddie has cheered up: he plans to win the Freda Fry memorial award for best of the best in the Flower and Produce show. He has heard that Jennifer has decided not to enter anything, and plans to persuade other people not to enter so Eddie can win, though he has as yet no idea what he is entering.

Brian has loaded the pushchair into the car, and Martha is almost asleep. Ruairi has been in touch with Brian, to tell them he has arranged everything about going into Halls, which Jennifer feels a bit mournful about: she was looking forward to taking him to University. Brian says they must concentrate on Alice and her coming home; Jennifer is dreading it in case Alice hasn't actually moved forward.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 6th September, 2021

Ben tells porkies and Neil is baffled.

Characters: Susan, Neil, Ben, Beth, Shula
Credited scriptwriter: Liz John

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Over lunch, Susan is talking to Neil about Emma and Tracy, whose children have gone back to school, and Neil isn't really listening. She asks a question about Alice, and Neil has to be prompted to give a reply, which involves Shula having lent Alice the money for her rehab, and her always knowing the right thing to do. Susan has lost her green lasagne dish, and Neil thinks he has left it at Shula's house.

Ben and Beth are talking about a calf that needed its ear-tag fixing by Ben ready to go for auction. Beth says he wouldn't believe how many calves they get at the market without ear-tags; Ben can't imagine her working there because nobody young ever seems to be doing the auctions when he is around, but she tells him she only clerks for them so far. She brushes the dust off Ben, who plans to take her for a picnic on Lakey Hill to look at the amazing view.

Susan has gone to fetch her lasagne dish from Shula, and wants to ask her something else: it's about her Neil.

Beth reckons Ben is a sly one, because he has produced a rather lavish picnic, mostly filched from the fridge and made by Jill. Beth can't see Lower Loxley Hall from Lakey Hill, but then discusses her relations with Vince, and with her ex, who went off with her best mate. She doesn't get how fake people can be, flitting from one partner to another; does Ben do things like that? Not his style, he lies instantly. She wants to know what he is doing on Wednesday, and whether they can go swimming in the Perch.

Shula is expressing her gratitude for Neil's work in the garden, about which Susan has asked in some detail, and still looking for the lasagne dish; when Susan says she seems to be managing very well, she tells her that her cast comes off next week. Susan takes exception to her having liked Neil's cooking, and then is rather pointed about what good friends Neil and Shula are: the conversation becomes decidedly edgy. Shula is made very uncomfortable by Susan's insinuations.

When he comes home Neil announces that he has had a bit of a hell-day, but Susan is not interested in anything he has to say and has not made anything for him to eat: she is cleaning the oven. She is unfriendly, and claims to hate lasagne, especially when made by Neil, even though she has always claimed to like it. He asks what has got into her, and she tells him he should ask himself that. He is clearly bewildered and offers to treat her at The Bull, then after more of her oblique accusations and refusals to tell him what is wrong he says he'll be at The Bull if she wants him to buy her supper, and adds that he is past caring; as he leaves she says that so is she.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 7th September, 2021

Eddie commences his scam, and Susan interrogates Neil.

Characters: Joy, Eddie, Neil, Susan, Shula
Credited scriptwriter: Liz John

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Joy doesn't want to sit in the back of the limo for her Mystery Tour, and doesn't want to drink the 'champagne' Eddie has put there for her; champagne gives her wind, and she'd rather sit in the front and have a nice long chat with Eddie. She's looking forward to the advertised luxury lunch, but Eddie points out an asterisk in that section and says the Terms & Conditions must have got separated from the prize description and she has to pay for the lunch herself, at which point she decides against it. After making it clear that the tour won't be long enough for her to have a nice long chat with him, Eddie tells her that the theme of the tour will be Modern Rural Life.

Neil asks Susan point blank what the matter is, and when she tells him he knows perfectly well, asserts that he has no idea, asks her again and says she is starting to scare him. She says he has to be honest, which makes him protest that he is always honest with her. She then proceeds to ask him to answer questions: how did he feel when Shula fell off the horse? He explains that he was shocked and worried, and a bit guilty and wondered whether it was his fault because she had been on the phone to him when it happened. She asks how he felt on all his visits to Shula, and he tells her that he was paying for Keira's riding lessons, and then there always seemed to be something more that needed doing so he just carried on doing it. Then she tells him she visited Shula and asked what he'd been doing there all these hours, and when she asked about him being there Shula looked embarrassed. She says he'd rather spend time with Shula than her. Is he in love with Shula?

Eddie has taken Joy to the auction market, which she enjoyed, and he proposes to show her the turkey poults and how to feed and water them. Since she is peckish, having eaten no breakfast because she had been looking forward to her free lunch, he suggests they get a sausage and egg sarnie each from a van he knows.

Susan has outraged and horrified Neil with her accusations. He tells her that he has spent his life with her for thirty-seven years, and raised children with her, and he loves her; that's what he expects to feel to the day he dies. Susan asks if he means it, and when he says yes she starts to cry and admits she thought that if Shula wasn't in love with Neil, he must be in love with Shula. He then starts to wonder whether Susan no longer cares for him, which she denies: she can't stop loving him. That comes as a relief to poor bewildered Neil.

Joy has greatly enjoyed her sandwich, and then mentions that when she gets home she'll be preparing her entries for the Flower and Produce show; Eddie expresses interest, before telling her the categories she has mentioned will be being entered by Mia and Keira in honour of Joe; she decides to have a year off this year.

Neil has gone over to The Stables, where he finds Shula grooming Banjo. He has come to apologise and explain that he was escaping from Ambridge View when he was visiting her so much. It turns out she was right about the gossip, and he had best get off to Berrow; he won't be dropping in on her uninvited any more. If she needs him, she knows where he is and she only has to ask. He leaves, and she murmurs 'Look after yourself' after he has gone.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 8th September, 2021

Ben makes a confession and Chris receives a summons

Characters: Amy, Chris, Beth, Ben, Jennifer
Credited scriptwriter: Liz John

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Amy meets Martha outside the shop with Chris, but says she only does newborns. She has been stockpiling chocolate, and will share it with Chris if she can push Martha's swing at the playground. Chris has noticed that Neil and Susan were at odds, but they are ok now; so lovey-dovey, in fact, that he was glad to get out of the house this morning, because he was feeling a bit out of place.

Beth has had to borrow a rather tight swimming costume, which Ben says is definitely sexy. Bess the dog is all for swimming in the cold river, but Ben plans to chicken out until offered a bribe of post-swim gin-and-tonic. They compare grandmothers, and then families: Beth likes Ben's. She notices that he is being silent, and he admits he wasn't straight with her on Monday about relationships. He should have said he'd just finished with someone else; but he really, really likes her, and he was being spineless. So basically, you lied, says Beth.

Amy is charmed by Martha, then moves on to the subject of living at home, and Chris tells her he plans to move out of Ambridge View: he thinks it will be better for Martha to be at The Nest, though he still plans to use his parents and Emma for childcare. Amy wonders if he thinks he and Alice will get back together, and he doesn't know. But he's decided moving back would be the best thing to do. Then the rehab centre sends him an email.

Ben is apologising and admitting he was pathetic and pointless. Beth doesn't feel good about it, and he offers to take her home. She can't decide, but she won't allow him to place any of the blame on her. He says he felt bad about it, and he would never lie to her again. She finally agrees to stay, and then encourages the wet Bess to cover him in water from the river. They have agreed to paddle rather than swim, until Beth throws him in fully clothed.

The rehab centre want Chris to visit Alice. Amy says that's hopeful, and he says he doesn't know how he feels about it. Alice won't be the same, Amy warns him, but seeing her will be a good thing: he'll know what is going on and what to expect.

Chris and the sleeping Martha have come to see Jennifer, who has been shopping. She asks if everything is all right. He tells her he's had an email from the rehab centre, who want him to go and see Alice next week; they say they have sent one to Jennifer too, but she hasn't checked her email for a couple of hours. They want them both to visit on Monday, and Alice wants Chris, Jennifer and Brian each to write a letter about how her drinking made them feel, to read out to her. Jennifer understands that, though she thinks Alice already has a pretty good idea how much damage she's done, and says it would be wonderful to see her and it's positive that she's asked to see them. Chris knows that finding the right words will be hard, but it's what the centre think will help her, so it's what they must do.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 9th September, 2021

Susan puts Shula straight, and Brian doesn't want to be honest with Alice.

Characters: Neil, Susan, Jennifer, Brian, Shula
Credited scriptwriter: Liz John

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Neil and Susan are chatting happily over lunch; she plans to make a chilli that evening. They can't understand why Christopher is in such a rush to move out, and Susan is worried about child care for Martha. Alice is coming out of rehab next week and might well want some independence; they agree that a desire for independence will also be what is motivating Christopher. It's another big upheaval for Martha, and what if she has to come back to Ambridge View again? Susan fears that Christopher might not have thought things through, but Neil is firm that he is a grown man and they can't tell him what to do.

Jennifer wants to make a start on her and Brian's letters about how they feel; Alice wants them to be completely honest with her. They start to answer the questions they have been sent: what do they think of her when she's sober? Brian isn't convinced about the whole thing, but Jennifer has to read these letters out to her face to face and wants his help with writing them. Brian manages to come up with 'bright, hard-working and courageous', and Jennifer takes notes. Then comes the next question: how would they describe her when she's intoxicated? Brian really wants to see her before he does this exercise, because he wants to adapt his answers according to how much he thinks she can take, but Jennifer is firm that them writing the letters now is what Alice wants. Brian is unable to face it: she doesn't need to hear all that again, and nor does Brian either.

Susan, rather than Emma, has brought Keira for her riding lesson, to Shula's surprise; she also wants a quick word with Shula. It won't take long, but she thinks it's right to get everything out in the open.

Brian has got himself a whisky to calm down, which Jennifer is not pleased about; he says he does see the irony. He just wants to know if they can be sure they would be doing the right thing. Jennifer says they have to trust the rehab centre, which was the best place they could find. So they go back to the questions: how they felt when she was intoxicated. Hugely disappointed, says Jennifer, and Brian adds betrayed. All their love, all their hopes: her drinking is like a kick in the teeth. He's afraid that if she finds out how badly she has hurt them, the guilt will cripple her.

Susan claims she has come to say sorry, having encountered gossip about Neil and Shula, and to explain that Neil was just trying to help Shula and some people got hold of the wrong end of the stick. Susan talks of her closeness to Neil, likening it to Shula and Alistair when they first got together: they know one another so well and always iron out any little misunderstandings. Susan wants to pay for the first three lessons for which Neil did the gardening, so that everyone knows it's all above board. Shula reluctantly accepts the money, then makes an excuse to leave, but doesn't get away before Susan thanks her for her kindness to Alice, and says that if she ever needs their support she only has to ask.

Jennifer feels that they have to be completely honest in the letters because she is not prepared to tread on eggshells with Alice for the rest of their lives, and Brian tells her the truth about taking their daughter to the rehab centre. They stopped at a services and Alice ran off. He tells Jennifer about finding her at the pub, and getting her drunk enough to be able to hustle her into the car, and what happened when he got her to the rehab centre. Jennifer is horrified that Alice said she hated him. The staff were very kind, says Brian, and gave him a cup of coffee and let him sit with it until he felt more like himself. Jennifer wants to know why he didn't tell her about it, but he says it meant at least one of them was feeling positive, and he needed that. He doesn't think he can tell Alice how it felt. Jennifer says Alice needs a clean slate; he should write from the heart. Having everything in the letters will help Alice to make a fresh start, and after that it will be up to her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 12th September, 2021

A reconciliation, and a failure of nerve.

Characters: Pat, Peggy, Eddie, Oliver, Jennifer, Jolene, Kenton
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Pat is talking with Peggy about people not putting things in for the Flower and Produce show: Shula, Jennifer... Peggy says it's understandable in Jennifer's case, given everything that's been happening. Although she feels the show might provide a valuable distraction, as things are Jennifer won't listen to her. Pat argues that what Peggy did or didn't say about Alice makes no difference, but Peggy is despondent; what she didn't say then means she can't offer comfort now. And she misses Jennifer.

Eddie has poured Oliver a stoup of the 2020 cider, and reckons they have a good chance with it at the Flower and Produce show. Oliver has been thinking about Eddie's Plan, and he is not convinced by it. Eddie says that the more categories they win the better; Oliver thinks the way they are going about it might not be the best idea. Jennifer, Joy and Shula have withdrawn, but Oliver doesn't feel it's right to nobble the opposition, and the more he thinks about it, the more doubts he has. Eddie is confident of winning the 'hanging basket' category, until Oliver tells him that Jolene and Kenton at The Bull have decided to enter in competition with him. Eddie then expects Oliver to persuade Kenton that they shouldn't, but Oliver says he can't do it: he wouldn't know how. Eddie at once tries to coach him in how to go about it.

Jennifer tells Pat about their proposed trip to the rehab centre. Pat is sorry that the visit is daunting, and hopes the letters are some use. She doesn't agree that Jennifer is to blame, but Jennifer remembers all the little things she ought to have spotted and didn't. Pat tells her that it doesn't work like that. Jennifer thinks that as a mother she is supposed to save Alice from things like this, but Pat tells her that the same happened to her over Helen, with Rob. Somehow they got through: it can be done. Jennifer says things are as they are because of Peggy: she made everything a whole lot worse. Pat doesn't entirely agree, and tells her that now might be the time to try to heal old wounds.

Oliver has gone to The Bull and is talking very awkwardly with Jolene and Kenton; he has something to ask them. They think he looks worried, and are concerned, while he is abrupt with embarrassment. He says he's not worried, just sad, but isn't good at expressing what the trouble is and they fail to take his point.

Peggy is very pleased to see Jennifer, who says she felt she had to come: it was beginning to depress her. In the end, it's so tiring to have one more thing to grind them down. They are now talking to each other, but she can't honestly say she can forget what Peggy did.

Jolene and Kenton have started to talk sympathetically about the troubles they had during covid, assuming that must have been the same for Oliver at Grey Gables as it was for them at The Bull; they are entering a hanging basket for the first time to show how much they care about The Bull. Kenton eventually gets round to enquiring what Oliver had wanted to ask them, but gets no reply.

Peggy gives Jennifer a prayer card she has kept in her bag for fifty years; she fears it may be illegible and asks Jennifer whether she can read it. It's the fisherman's prayer, and says, 'Dear God, be good to me. The sea is wide and my boat is so small.' It was given to her by a young chaplain at the sanatorium where Jack went when he was first so ill. Jennifer doesn't know what to say. Peggy tells her she has found it a comfort over the years, and hopes Jennifer will as well. One day perhaps she too will pass it on. She is glad the young man stopped to talk with her: it's much better to talk than to keep things hidden away.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 13th September, 2021

It is time to tell Alice some truths.

Characters: Jennifer, Chris, Counsellor, Alice
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jennifer and Chris are waiting for Alice, and when they are told she will be there soon Chris thinks this might mean she isn't coming: she's evaded appointments before. Then she appears, and Jennifer asks if she may hug her and is given permission. Alice apologises for having run off without telling them, and when Jennifer protests that it doesn't matter says that having worried them matters: she's sorry. Chris says it's strange being there, and Alice tells him that if he wants to leave he should; the counsellor says he thinks they have written Alice letters, but before they get to those Jennifer wants to know about what they do at the Centre. They talk, says Alice, and listen; that's hard. She has been writing a diary of her drinking, which is horrible, especially since she can't always remember what happened. She tells them the food is good, though the wine list isn't up to much but she's getting used to it. Chris says she hasn't asked about Martha, but she doesn't want to, she can't, and the counsellor says they aren't talking about Martha. He asks them to read out their letters, starting with Jennifer, who has tried to be as honest as she could. Alice says she is prepared, and asks her just to read it. When addressing how she feels when Alice is intoxicated, Jennifer remembers the past, Alice as a child, and starts to weep. She feels sick because she doesn't know Alice when she is drunk: sick with fear of an accident, and of her shouting at them when that might be the last time she'd hear her voice. She doesn't think Alice means the things she says, but that she does mean to hurt them; she remembers the things she said to Ruairi and how easy she found it to destroy what the family have built up. She worries about the effect the stress is having on Brian and wonders if Alice even cares. Jennifer doesn't know whether Ruairi has been driven out for ever, or whether Alice is the reason Adam is leaving. Alice didn't know about that and is shocked, but the counsellor says they ought to hear the letter to the end. Jennifer says she hated hitting Alice, but at the time she hated her, and herself. Alice asks for a break and goes outside for some air.

Chris is asked to read his letter, which he is reluctant to do; he is told to trust what he's written. He starts by saying he keeps thinking it's all his fault; he didn't see what was happening, and then he got things wrong, and he's so sorry. Alice's protests are quelled by the counsellor. The hardest question for Chris was, what does he hope for Alice, for the future. He has no hopes; he thinks he has already lost her, and in the past he felt angry about that, and then hopeless and that there's no point. But he shows Alice that he has crossed out that bit of the letter: it was only there because he just needed something read to her. He has been remembering how he felt when they were first together, but he can't say what he hopes for Alice's future. He keeps seeing a picture of himself on the village green, in a crowd, and he sees Alice walking towards him.

The counsellor asks if Alice has anything to say, and she says she feels she's got something back, a little bit of hope.

Afterwards, outside the building, Jennifer feels absolutely drained, but says she was so like the old Alice. Chris agrees that he can kind of believe it, or believe it's possible they might be together again.

When they have been left alone together the counsellor asks Alice how she feels, and she says she doesn't think they get it, or fully get what she is. He asks how she feels about going home in a few days: she says she is scared, and doesn't think she wants to do it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 14th September, 2021

Fallon is on the ball, Adam is not.

Characters: Harrison, Fallon, Emma, Adam, Ian, Jennifer
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

In the tea-room kitchen, Harrison reports that a lot of people are waiting outside, and offers to put up more tables; the party which booked a birthday bash is far larger than expected. He has made a mess of some bread-buttering, and is sent back out to talk to the punters. Fallon is determined to get on with it, though Emma says they could do with another pair of hands; then Fallon remembers someone who has said she will always help if needed, and rings Jennifer, ignoring Emma's protests.

Adam has arrived home late, and reports that his new boss Christian is ignorant about farming; Ian can't stay to listen because he has to be at Grey Gables by six, and as he leaves in a rush Xander starts to cry upstairs.

Jennifer is instructing Emma in what to do; Fallon comes back into the kitchen and is told to take out some salads, but not the one with the avocado in it. Both say 'yes Jennifer' and 'no Jennifer' as appropriate and don't tell her she is instructing people who are already well aware what needs doing and how to do it, which is what Emma had feared.

Ian has come home and found Xander alone in the kitchen playing at making himself breakfast, Adam having crashed out on the sofa. Ian came back, in fact, because he knew that Xander was alone: when he rang about a detail of Adam's supper, Xander answered the phone. Adam is mortified, and the kitchen is chaos, with knives scattered about and the floor covered in milk and jam.

Fallon and Emma are relaxing after the party is over, the punters having left at last; Jennifer has enjoyed the afternoon, and they assure her that she wasn't too bossy. She says she needs something to distract her. Fallon is comforting and then asks her whether she could take over from her as a judge at the Flower and Produce show because Fallon has a catering event at the same time. Jennifer is unsure, but thanks her as she leaves.

Adam wants Ian to stop clearing up and go back to Grey Gables, and accepts the entire blame for having gone to sleep while he was in charge of Xander. Ian says he was all in favour of Adam taking the job, and they will make it work, but they really must establish something better than the present arrangement. They'll discuss it later.

Jennifer comes round to tell Fallon that she had decided not to do the judging; Brian thought she had enough on her plate, given Alice's imminent return. However, she has changed her mind on the way over, and is hoping she will be able to do it: she will take the risk. She turns down a drink and goes home, leaving it to Fallon to tell the committee about the change. After she has left, Harrison tries to work out ways for Fallon to be able to cater the event as well as do the judging, since he knows how much she was looking forward to that. Eventually, Fallon admits she made up the catering event to give Jennifer something to take her mind off things. Harrison says she is the most warmest-hearteded woman ever, and she responds by saying he is the worst ever butterer.

Ian and Adam are having their discussion, with Ian concerned about Adam being so tired because of the commute he has to do. Adam is sure he will get used to the hours, and he doesn't want to put more onto Ian. He can cope with everything at the new farm; the job is perfectly manageable. This won't happen again, says Adam determinedly.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 15th September, 2021

Alice and Ian both have doubts about where home is.

Characters: Alice, Chris, Adam, Ian
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice is at The Nest, and Chris has made her keep her eyes closed; when she opens them she sees a banner saying "Welcome home, Mummy". She will still be living with Brian and Jennifer, but she's at The Nest for the first time in ages. She immediately starts being self-deprecating, and then doesn't want to hold Martha, but Chris says Martha wants her to and Alice is delighted suddenly. She has missed so much of the baby growing up, and Chris tells her she will see every moment from now on. She demurs that she hasn't yet beaten it all, but Chris is very positive, and then goes to make curry for their supper.

Adam tells Ian the journey is the problem, and he'll sort it out by resting more. He seems to like his boss, who owns a nationwide chain of barber's shops and knows very little about farming but is learning as quickly as he can and is prepared to listen to Adam. Ian shows an unexpected interest in the farming methods Adam has been advising. Adam then tells him that the previous manager, Rowan, may have walked out because Christian was easing him out for not wanting to do things Christian had gleaned from the internet: the farmhands certainly blamed the boss for it and have made it clear that they see Adam as part of the team who got rid of their pal. Questioned by Ian, Adam thinks Christian is if anything more hands-on than Brian. Ian starts to be angry about Adam wearing himself out, but claims he is just concerned for Adam, then tells him that Christian rang while Adam was on the road to say that had been texting and got no reply. Adam finds that he has five texts from Christian, who has decided to get a new tractor and wants Adam there on Saturday to talk it through.

Alice was impressed by the Thai curry but Chris says he just followed the recipe; he won't let Alice clear up before he gives her the memory box of Martha's first few months, with photos and videos and her handprint, which have dates wherever he could. It includes a picture of Martha that Chris drew while she was asleep. Alice suddenly can't look at it and starts to cry. She claims not to know what's the matter, then says that she was making him miserable and yet he did that for her. Sometimes she made him miserable on purpose, but he made her a picture. Chris says that she's different now, he could see that on Monday, and they can keep fighting this thing: as far as he's concerned they do that best as a family, and he would like her to come home to him and Martha.

Ian reminds Adam that they were going to see Helen and the boys on Saturday, and he wants Adam to say he can't spend Saturday at work, because he has a right to spend time with his family. Ian suggests they might get more childcare, but Adam says they agreed not to do that. Ian then floats the idea that they could move, and find something on the other side of Felpersham.

Alice tells Chris that she loves him, but she can't come back. Chris doesn't understand, but Alice tells him she still needs expert help, and her family can't provide that. She asks what is missing from the box, and when he can't work out what she means she tells him: she is. That's how it has to be. He and Martha have got by without her; now she has to manage without them. She can't be with Chris any more.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 16th September, 2021

Kenton is consistently inconsistent, while Alice is firm.

Characters: Eddie, Oliver, Emma, Alice, Kenton, Fallon, Jolene.
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie tells Oliver that he and Clarrie are about to make a start on their hanging basket for the Flower and Produce Show; he has a list with their main rivals on it, on which he has ticked off those who have withdrawn. Kenton and Jolene are off the list but Oliver says that he has not got them to decide not to enter. Eddie is overtly disappointed in him and suggests that he told Eddie they'd backed out, but Oliver is firm that 'it went well' doesn't mean that, and in fact he didn't even ask. Eddie is indignant, invoking the spirit of Joe to make Oliver feel even worse about his failure. He says he and Oliver will go round to The Bull at once and he'll show Oliver how it's done.

Emma has turned up at Willow Cottage because she has been in touch with Chris, and she just wants a word. Alice doesn't want to see her, but she stays anyway.

Eddie mentions Joe's hundredth birthday to Kenton, who says Good Old Joe about it. Eddie starts the sob stuff, but Kenton fails to take it in, so Eddie changes tack and tells him that Joe's family are going to make a real effort to do well, for Joe, and several people including Shula, Kenton's own sister, have agreed to stand aside so Dad's family can win things for him. Eddie continues the sentimental slush, about Dad looking down to see the Grundy name on the Freda Fry cup. Kenton cuts through the crap by saying what Eddie carefully hasn't, but declines to withdraw. Eddie runs on about the one hundred years, but Kenton is not impressed until Eddie spins a line of hogwash about Joe being pipped at the post by Bert Fry for a parsnip prize and Eddie seeing him sitting in the barn in a sunbeam with tears on his face, at which point Kenton foolishly says he will do his best to persuade Jolene they should withdraw.

Emma claims not to be looking for trouble, just wanting to help Chris. Alice says that it's natural to hate her, which Emma denies: she has been looking things up, and says she's sorry about having thought the drinking was a choice, which she now knows it isn't. She can see now that she could have been a bit more sympathetic. Alice is clear that she said some vile things; Emma sympathetically remembers herself doing and saying things she didn't mean over the Beechwood house. Alice asks whether when she and Ed split up over the house she stopped loving him, and Emma says no, not really.

Fallon has brought round some water-retaining granules for The Bull hanging basket, and Kenton first says they aren't needed and then as Jolene comes says in that they are; Jolene clearly doesn't know that it isn't being entered. When she has left again, Kenton explains to Fallon that they are standing aside, and why. 'For Joe Grundy?' asks Fallon incredulously. 'He conned you out of more free pints than you could count!' The two of them start being a bit scathing about Joe and a great deal more realistic. Kenton realises he has been conned yet again, and vows to wipe the floor with Eddie Grundy.

Alice tells Emma that she and Chris can't get back together because she has to get better, and she has to do it by herself. Emma is puzzled: she has said she needs help from all these people and networks she has mentioned, but not from him. Does she know how that sounds? Alice says she loves him more than ever, and Emma says she understands; I have to do this, says Alice, but it's breaking my heart.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 19th September, 2021

You'd think Eddie might know by now that cheats don't prosper.

Characters: Jennifer, Brian, Kenton, Jolene, Eddie
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

It is the day of the Flower and Produce Show, and Jennifer is still getting ready to go to be a judge; she is doing the baked goods, and Margo is in charge of the fruit and veg. She has now been told that Alice is not going back to live with Christopher, and is afraid of what Susan will say about it, let alone the general gossip that will result from Susan knowing. Brian advises her that Alice is unsettled and is keeping away from The Nest while she recovers; he clearly expects her to get on top of her problem and then return to her marriage. Brian suggests they walk down together so he can fetch the newspapers from the shop.

Kenton and Jolene are putting the finishing touches on their hanging basket, which is autumnal, with grasses and golden ivy. They have also entered some fuchsia heads. Kenton is vaguely hoping for the 'best in show' Freda Fry cup. Eddie comes up, shocked to see their basket, and tells them he thought better of them; they are head-to-head in the fuchsia section as well. He says bitterly that at least Poppy's entry is in the children's section and can't be nobbled.

Jennifer is worrying about Adam looking tired, and then sees the other judge: Margo, who is 'Harold Asquith' when she writes the gardening column in the Echo. Brian is sure Jennifer will do well and have no trouble, though Jennifer says that Margo looks like a proper judge, which is far from how Jennifer feels herself.

Kenton has brought Eddie a pint while they wait for the results, on the condition he stops grumbling. Eddie has suffered from Gemma Hawkins using fruity language to him when he asked her to step aside. The rest of the family are being pirates at Lower Loxley, and Eddie apologises to Kenton for having been touchy about the hanging basket.

Brian returns to find Jennifer, who has had a straightforward time judging; she tells him not to be smug about having foreseen this. She notes that there were a lot fewer entries this year, and Brian tells her that he has an idea why: Eddie has been asking people to drop out. Jennifer goes to have a word with Eddie.

Kenton is disappointed to have won nothing better than a Highly Commended, and so is Eddie about having won nothing. Joe wouldn't think much of it. Jennifer then wants to make two brief announcements: firstly, the Freda Fry cup goes to Bert Fry; and secondly, the show committee are offering one final, one-year-only, special prize in memory of Joe Grundy for the entry which raises the biggest smile. That goes to Poppy Grundy for the monkey on-a-plate collage.

As they leave to go home, Brian thinks Jennifer has done well, and Jennifer is now worrying about Alice having been left alone for so long. Brian is more concerned about selling Banjo later in the week, which Alice is determined to do: will it set her back losing the animal she is so fond of? At least she is taking some responsibility, wanting to pay back the money she owes for the rehab. Jennifer is thinking of Christopher, and how disappointed he must be that Alice has decided against them being a family again; she wonders how he is coping.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 20th September, 2021

There's no peace for a blacksmith, plus other alarums and excursions.

Characters: Tony, Pat, Chris, Jennifer, Amy, Joy
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jack has eaten more of Tony's blackberry crumble than Pat and Tony would have thought possible. Tony feels that he never gets enough credit for his cooking, though he worries in case there was too much cinnamon in it: Helen and Lee assumed that Pat had made it. Lee was impressed with Tony's railway layout, and the boys love Lee; Pat suggests this is as a contrast to what they had before. Tony is worried because they lack pickers for Tom's apples, and probably for their own potato crop. Pat then spots something wrong with an Angus by the fence.

Chris is making a set of stable-door hinges, and Jennifer has come over to see him; she has left a beef casserole in the freezer for him at The Nest, and apologises for having intruded there. Oh, and she's bought Martha some pram shoes. He tells her it's fine to have let herself into her own house, but she tells him it's his and Martha's house, not hers. She is sympathetic to his possible problems about child care with a full-time job. He tells her that it's a big help that Alice is well enough to look after Martha a bit, and everything's going really well. Amy turns up with a confession to make to Chris: she has bought Martha a sleep suit. Chris clearly feels a bit overwhelmed by all the concern for Martha's well-being.

Pat is right that one of the cows is dipping with every stride; she and Tony hope it's nothing serious, but when he has them down in the yard tomorrow Tony will put her in the crush and take a good look at that foot. The 'staycationers' have been using their farm as a tip: Tony found a disposable barbecue on Primrose Bank this morning, and there have been a lot of broken bottles around the farm. Tony hopes it may quiet down now term has started. The conversation turns to David and Ruth organising a harvest supper, and what they should take to it.

Jennifer asks if there is anything else Martha needs, and when Chris politely intimates that there is nothing, leaves. Amy says she ought to go as well, but stays for long enough to ask after Alice; they've had a couple of chats since she got back, but not a real talk. She is very sympathetic towards Chris, who invites her to join him, Harrison and Fallon for something tomorrow night when he has an evening off. She will let him know when she gets home whether she can come.

Joy has come to find Tony, who had been delivering drawings that Henry left at Bridge Farm earlier, and is now getting some rust out of a wheel arch on Lee's car. She has had a bit of a shock, apparently.

Amy rings Chris to say that Alan has volunteered her to run a stall for him in the early evening, so she won't be able to go out for a meal; Chris has checked and Harrison is working, but Fallon finishes at about eight and is up for a drink at The Bull. Amy asks whether Alice will be coming along but Chris tells her that she will be looking after Martha: he'll tell her more when he sees her tomorrow.

Joy is being long-winded about having heard someone outside her house earlier, which was why she came out to see Tony. She was in her kitchen watering the house-plants when she heard slow, careful steps outside: a bit later, from an upstairs window, she saw someone she didn't recognise, standing outside the house and looking up and down the street. Tony makes polite 'maybe there was a reasonable explanation' noises, which prompt her to recount a time she raised an alarm over someone who was entirely innocent. This man might have been innocent too, but he was walking to and fro outside, so she went out to confront him armed with her watering can, except that he was gone by the time she got out there. Now she has told someone she realises there was probably nothing to it. She's sure there is no reason to be fretting.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 21st September, 2021

Chris gets hammered and Lee joins the Famous Five.

Characters: Fallon, Amy, Chris, Tony, Lee
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chris, Fallon and Amy are at The Bull; Fallon and Amy are late arriving, but Chris has been there ever since he left work and is insisting on paying for all the drinks. Amy is finding it strange living at home again. Fallon complains mildly that she had to pretend not to be in the village on Sunday to conceal the fact that her catering gig had been a pretext to give Jennifer something to take her out of herself. Chris comes back from the bar with rather larger drinks than they ordered, and tells them he had crisps and a toastie for supper, and had been chatting with Cecil Jackson and buying him halves before his friends arrived. It was a relief when they rolled up. When asked how things are, he talks about Martha, then says he has something to tell them about Alice.

Tony is telling Lee how to get the rust off his wheel-arch, with a disc.

Fallon wants coffee and no shot to go with it, as does Amy, and Chris calls them lightweights; they are tired and he is drunk, and has told them Alice isn't moving back with him and Martha. He asks them to stay so that he won't have to discuss pickled shallots with Cecil any more, then falls over a chair on the way to the bar to get them coffee and himself rum.

Lee has seen Joy, who mentioned the bloke hanging around, and he found a footprint in the flowerbed on their side of the fence; there was a shower last night so it isn't one of theirs. He hasn't told Helen about it, and hasn't seen anything since he got in, but he is now concerned because of the footprint. Tony suggests that it doesn't take much to put Helen on edge, and it seems a shame to worry her; they could leave it until they are sure.

Fallon and Amy have managed to put Chris to bed, after he has been extensively sick on the way home. Amy volunteers to stay and keep an eye on him and, when Fallon offers to do it, points out that unlike Fallon she doesn't have work in the morning. He isn't going to be happy when he wakes up. Amy expresses concern in case it's true that Chris and Alice are splitting up. Apparently Alice was a total mess in Nottingham, but uncommunicative; they wish Chris had been more open instead of just getting wrecked. Amy is sorry she didn't tell Chris to stop drinking when they arrived and he was clearly drunk already, but Fallon says he wouldn't have listened. He eventually got himself thrown out by Jolene because of what he said and did to Cecil while Fallon and Amy were trying to get him to go home.

Tony has rung Lee late in the evening, and asks if Helen is there; he wants to talk to Lee without her overhearing. Johnny has told him that when he was in Beechwood that afternoon he heard Helen and Lee's side-gate clanging, and when he had a look the gate was open. Lee says the gate was tight shut with a latch when he left home. Someone is watching their house, and Lee is fairly sure he knows who it is. Helen needs to hear about it right away.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 22nd September, 2021

Alice ministers to Chris, and Helen panics.

Characters: Kenton, David, Lee, Helen, Alice, Christopher
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David is clearing a blocked drain, and Kenton wants to complain about the results at the Flower and Produce show, though he feels that Bert deserved the Freda Fry cup. When asked, he says that yes, he does propose just to watch David working. He tells his brother that The Bull is planning a Halloween quiz; there are green shoots of recovery. David gets a text from Tracy asking whether he has made his mind up yet.

Lee has come back as soon as he could to help Helen pack and go over to Bridge Farm; she has rung the police, taken the boys to school and explained to the headmistress what is happening. She assumes that the man watching the house is Rob, and that he wants to snatch Jack again.

Alice tells Christopher that he ought to have something to eat, and is relieved when he says with loathing that he doesn't want the hair of a dog. She is sympathetic and offers more help, but he says he will look after Martha as soon as his head has stopped spinning. Amy has given Alice a heads-up about what happened last night, which is why she didn't come round with Martha too early. He wants to know what he did at the pub that was stupid, but while she tells him it was to do with Cecil Jackson she doesn't reveal what actually got him thrown out. She tells him to go and have a shower while she looks after Martha and makes him some breakfast.

David has finally managed to clear the drain. He and Kenton are arranging who will do what for the Harvest Supper; Tracy wants to give Chelsea driving lessons on the farm, and if David lets her she might contribute. They discuss the Caseys, whom Kenton suggests are staging a takeover bid for the Archers, and David's aversion to driving on the farm, and parenting in general.

Martha has gone back to sleep and Chris is eating scrambled egg, Alice thinks it is ironic that she did this for him, after all the times he did it for her. She is really glad he can't face the idea of another drink: it shows he is different from her. He is convinced Alice will manage to stay dry this time, and she says she really wants to succeed and is determined to manage it. He tells her that he will miss her, and she says it will take time to get used to being apart. She hasn't told her parents that they are apart for good. He still loves her, and she loves him but they can't be together. Chris has been wondering whether Jennifer wants him and Martha to move out of The Nest, which makes Alice indignant: The Nest is his and Martha's home for as long as they want it to be. He's relieved, because he doesn't want to go back to mum and dad. He thanks her for looking after the baby last night, and makes moves to change Martha's nappy. Alice says goodbye, and Chris tells her to come back as often as she likes.

Helen is not happy, because the police are not doing anything apart from saying they will treat any emergency calls from Helen as a priority. She is furious that Rob was not stopped at the airport on the way back into the country, as she was told that he would be. Now it is up to her, Lee and her parents to keep the boys safe.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 23rd September, 2021

Notional jeopardy in all directions.

Characters: Jennifer, Brian, Alice, Tony, Joy, Shula
Credited scriptwriter: Adrian Flynn

Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jennifer has made soup for Brian's lunch, after a quiet morning. Alice will be going out shortly to say goodbye to Banjo. Jennifer recounts her news as usual: Ruairi has sent a text about his start at university. Alice appears and says she plans to go on her own to The Stables and doesn't need their company.

Tony is using a drill when Joy comes to see him and offer her help. He's putting up a security camera at the Beechwood property, to ping images of any intruder to the family's phones, and doesn't particularly welcome her presence.

Shula is not making it any easier for Alice to say goodbye to Banjo by telling her that he brightened up when he heard her. Someone called Rani Pershore is buying him: she is an accomplished rider who's had horses all her life. Shula is surprised Alice isn't dressed for a final ride on Banjo. Alice is unsure that she deserves to have a last outing on a horse she has to sell because she has been so stupid, but Shula says he needs the exercise, and anyhow is technically hers until Rani collects him later in the afternoon.

Brian has been told by Nick Spring about Chris' incident in The Bull: he hugged Cecil and asked the whole company to make a toast to the man with the smallest wallet and the largest marrow in Ambridge, before puking over the cribbage board. Jennifer requires Brian not to mention Chris having got drunk; she adds that Alice has had a long talk with Chris and reassured him about his being able to stay in the cottage with Martha.

Alice and Banjo went to Bridge Farm and round Heydon Wood, and are now back at The Stables; she has enjoyed talking to Banjo, who never criticises or answers back. [Well duh; he's a horse. Chris] Alice asks after Shula's arm; it's getting better, but she is still nervous about riding the horse which threw her, or any of the more lively horses. Alice offers to take Rowley, or indeed any of the others, out for her if it would help.

Joy is longing to tell Tony about Rochelle's troubles and compare her to Helen, while Tony uses her as a model for the security camera, which is now working. She feels that Helen is lucky in her family and the way they will all rally round to look after her; Tony is preoccupied with his work.

Jennifer is delighted that Alice is going to be exercising some of the livery horses to help Shula: she'll tell Debbie in the email she's writing to her that Alice is keeping up with her riding. Out of the blue, Alice announces to her parents that she and Chris are getting divorced. Brian wants to know whose idea that was, Alice says it was hers, and Jennifer is angry with him for questioning her. Alice says that Chris has accepted it, although he was very upset, and they'll always love each other; she tells her parents that she is sorry if it's a shock to them, but she knows it's for the best.

When they are alone, Brian reveals to Jennifer that he is indeed upset about the upheaval Alice, and they, will now be put through, and he also sees the possibility of Chris claiming part of Home Farm in a divorce settlement: he will be entitled to some of Alice's assets, especially if he is looking after Martha. If he finds a predatory lawyer, Home Farm might be about to take the most enormous financial hit.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 26th September, 2021

Stella sets out her stall and a horse seeks a stable.

Characters: Kirsty, Lee, Stella, Brian, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty is in the Beechwood garage trying to find the key for double-locking the back door. Lee is convinced Rob has turned up, and is fantasising about beating him to a pulp, which alarms Kirsty: what use would he be to Helen if in prison? Joy's cat sets off the alarm on his phone. Under pressure from Kirsty, Lee agrees to try and restrain himself. Then the alarm goes off again, and he rushes off saying that it's Rob this time.

Jokingly, Stella asks Brian whether Martha might be running the place in thirty years time, but then goes on to her real reason for wanting to talk with him: the oilseed rape doing badly year after year. She suggests companion cropping it with clover and mustard. Brian is dubious when she says that if they are lucky all should go well, and asserts that by the time they have the seed it will be rather late in the season for drilling, but she tells him that she has already bought the seed. Slightly ruffled, he tells her would appreciate a little more consultation in future, but she points out he is semi-retired, and he hired her to run the farm. She wants Brian to give her as full an outline as he can of his thoughts for the future of the farm, and then she will run with that; she cannot be seeking approval from the partners every five minutes just to do her job.

Lee has roughly restrained the man who has been hanging around; it isn't Rob, it's Blake. Kirsty tells Lee to let him go. Lee doesn't understand until she tells him that Blake used to 'work' for Philip, and then he feels that it's a great relief that it isn't Rob hanging around. Blake, who clearly looks dreadful but denies not being well, says he is fit and has been waiting for Mr Moss to give him some work. Kirsty suggests they go into the house for a cup of tea.

Stella is pointing out to Brian that when the subsidies have been phased out the farm will be on shaky ground, getting £140,000 less per year. Selling the sheep at a good price has tided them over for now, but that's all. Brian says Adam was preoccupied with soil health and he and Brian didn't see eye to eye. Stella however thinks Adam was on to something: she hasn't seen soil in better heart. She next wants to know what Brian's succession plan is. He says one of the children might want to take over but he doesn't think either Adam, Debbie, Kate or Alice is interested just at the moment. She asks about Ruairi's plans after university, and when Brian tells her that he doesn't know, drily points out that that leaves no-one..

Kirsty has left Lee and Blake in the kitchen together while she makes a phone call; they discuss the best strength for tea and Lee, who feels really bad about having scared Blake, looks for biscuits to give him. Blake asks whose friend he is, and he explains that he is Helen's friend, and Helen is Kirsty's best friend. Blake says friends who you can trust, who like you, are important, and Lee then tells him Rob is Helen's ex-husband. Blake starts wolfing down biscuits, and speaking in a strangled way. Kirsty comes back in and tells them she's called Harrison, explaining to Blake that he's her friend who is a policemen. Blake panics, and tries to leave; he is afraid of being asked about the explosion, since Philip told him the explosion was Blake's fault and that he mustn't talk to the police.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 27th September, 2021

Chelsea doesn't listen, and Blake doesn't want to hear.

Characters: Tracy, Chelsea, Blake, Kirsty, Lynda
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tracy is giving Chelsea a driving lesson on the local roads, and laying down the law, while Chelsea is being cocky. She was fine in a field at Brookfield, and Tracy said she did really well, so why the fuss now? Then she nearly runs down a rabbit, but avoids it by quick reaction.

Blake says Mr Harrison was really nice. Kirsty explains he was doing it as a friend, not a policeman. He didn't ask about the explosion, and he's found Blake somewhere to stay with a comfortable bed and good breakfasts. He thinks the staff running the hostel are kind, not pretending to be; people who pretend frighten him. He has really missed Mr Moss and Gavin while he was away. Then he asks when Mr Moss will be back from his holiday, and praises him; Kirsty asks whether Blake has ever had a holiday, and he laughs at the very idea.

Tracy is driving them home after the end of the lesson, and Chelsea complains that she isn't tired and wanted to go on. Tracy wants her to stop when she is on top. Chelsea wants to put in for her test immediately, and Tracy points out a lot of obstacles in the way; in any case, Chelsea hasn't yet learned the highway code. Then Chelsea points out that Tracy is speeding: 39mph in a thirty limit, and Lynda's speed-trap has caught her, much to Chelsea's amusement.

Kirsty asks where Blake has been and what happened since she last saw him, but Blake is distracted by seeing the playground that he and Kenzie and Jordan built together. He's glad it gets used a lot, and liked building it. He wishes the three of them were together, but they were separated, and he was living in a shed in the winter, and was so cold he couldn't move, which got him into trouble with someone he called The Grey Man. Then he was living in a container with three others, who didn't speak English and were unpleasant to him, until one day he realised he might die so he ran away. He wants Mr Moss to employ him again. Kirsty explains that Mr Moss was doing something illegal when he didn't pay him, but Blake doesn't understand this at all and says that he was paid: he was given food. When Kirsty tells him the Mr Moss and Gavin are in prison because of what they did to him, he is horrified.

Lynda is telling Tracy off, and Chelsea joins in, quoting Tracy's admonitions about paying attention when driving back at her. Lynda at first refuses not to report her for the speeding, but when Tracy pleads very sincerely, and makes a solemn promise not to speed ever again, Lynda agrees to do no more about it. Chelsea then offers to drive Lynda home.

Blake is determined to go to the police and tell them how good Mr Moss is. Kirsty tries to argue against him, saying that Philip isn't really a good man, and Blake shouts that she is lying and rushes away.

Tracy is instructing Chelsea as she drives them to Lynda's house, and lets out that it's only her third lesson, which horrifies Lynda. Then Chelsea hits someone who has run into the road in front of the car. 'He came out of nowhere,' she wails.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 28th September, 2021

Josh tries to stir up trouble, and Lynda tries to calm things down.

Characters: David, Josh, Beth, Kirsty, Helen, Lynda, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David and Josh are pleased about the price they got for some Herefords, but David reveals that at home, he is in trouble with Ruth for volunteering her to organise the menu for the Harvest Supper. Josh asks why he doesn't do it himself. Then Beth, who is working at the market, appears and Josh goes to get her some tea.

Kirsty is on her way to see Blake in hospital, she tells Helen on the phone. He was conscious after he was hit, but his spine might have been further damaged. Helen says Chelsea was in the shop earlier, and seemed a bit shaken. For herself, Helen is just relieved that Blake wasn't Rob, and has reached the realisation that she has to get on with her life and not be afraid all the time; she now feels defiant rather than under Rob's influence. Kirsty wishes she felt like that about Philip.

David and Beth are talking whilst they wait for the tea: she wants to tell him that she knows he doesn't like Vince much but she is nothing like her father, and won't be a bad influence on Ben. She isn't going to distract him from his course or lead him astray. David thanks her for telling him that, just before Josh comes back with tea and doughnuts and invites her to come over to Brookfield after work.

Lynda encounters Kirsty at the hospital, and when Lynda anxiously asks, Kirsty says she is not really all right: she hasn't managed to visit Blake, who won't see her because she told him that Philip and Gavin were in prison, and who now doesn't trust anyone. Lynda tries to comfort her, but she is distraught that he thinks Philip was one of the good ones: Philip, who sold him! It makes her feel sick. She brought Blake some things, and doesn't know what to do with them now; Lynda offers to take them to him for her. He may see that Lynda is neutral, not the police nor an authority figure, and she will try to convince him that he should start his life anew.

Beth has now met the entire family, including Bert, Pip, Rosie, and Jill, who called her Evie twice. Beth wonders what that meant: was Jill very fond of Evie? Whilst Ben is trying to explain that Jill was just used to Evie and liked her, but will like Beth too, Josh walks in to ask what Ben is going to give Jill for her birthday. Ben says that he was planning to make her a cake but doesn't know how he will find the time, and Beth offers to do it for him. Josh jeeringly suggests that she is just trying to butter Jill up, and won't make a cake as good as Jill could make for herself, and Beth says he is trying to set up two women to compete; Josh taunts her that ten quid says she won't make a cake that impresses his gran. 'You're on,' she tells him.

Lynda comes to Blake's bedside and thanks him for agreeing to see her. When he asks how he is, he says he is worried about why she is there. He knew she would come in the end; is he going to be arrested? She says no, but she was in the car that hit him, and they've all been so worried about him: Chelsea, the driver, is very upset. Blake tells Lynda she is to tell Chelsea he's ok, he's only there for observation and will be discharged tomorrow, probably. He says he was very stupid, running in front of the car, and he's always doing stupid things, like making toast. This confuses Lynda until he says he means at the hotel. Lynda tells him he must stop worrying about that, and put it behind him as she has done. He mentions the scars on her face, and she reassures him that getting used to them was difficult but she is managing, and that they don't hurt any more and were not his fault. Then she offers him the things from Kirsty, but the moment that name is mentioned he starts to be upset: he doesn't want to see Kirsty because she said Mr Moss is in prison. Lynda says that was simply the truth, and his being in prison isn't Kirsty's fault. This is a chance for Blake to have a new start, although he just wants to go back to how things were. Lynda says things can be better, and when he says he can't imagine that, says that she really can.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 29th September, 2021

Jennifer’s on starters and Chelsea’s idea is a non-starter; is Brian’s any better?

Characters: David, Chelsea, Jennifer, Brian, Tracy
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

David asks Chelsea how she got on with driving at Brookfield, but she says she has gone off the idea. She says she dislikes holding someone else's life in her hands. He realises that she's had an accident, and she tells him it was on the road not on Brookfield land. She says she has whiplash, and wants to know if she could sue; he doesn't really know what she is talking about, but is very firm about telling her that she ought to go to a doctor, while failing to be firm about the suing notion and leaving her with the idea that it is a possibility.

Jennifer is happy that Alice is spending so much time at The Stables; Brian is just worrying about the divorce. Jennifer doesn't want to ask about it, because she is afraid of distressing Alice. And Ruth has stuck Jennifer on starters for the Harvest Supper, which has upset her; she plans to give Ruth the remains of the pavlova she made for lunch, in order to change her mind. Brian has to meet the BL board next week about renewing the contract for Home Farm to do their arable, and hopes that Stella will be able to deal with them. He tells Jennifer about Stella's questions regarding the succession, and that since Adam might not want it, there is currently no obvious candidate to take on the farm after his retirement.

Tracy asks Chelsea about the whiplash, which is apparently bad enough to keep her off college but not to stop her going out for a walk. Chelsea tells her about the suing for compensation idea, and Tracy thinks it's crazy. She wants to know who Chelsea plans to sue, Lynda Snell? Blake, says Chelsea, and Tracy tells her that's the stupidest idea she's ever heard.

Brian delivers the half-pavlova to David at Brookfield, and when David asks how he is, tells him that he isn't feeling all right at all, because of Alice and Chris getting divorced. David expresses shock ('I don't beLIEVE it!') and Brian immediately asks him to keep it under his hat, but reveals his fears about the farm. David mentions Guy Mackie, who lost half his farm to a divorce and eventually sold up because it was no longer viable after suffering the death of a thousand cuts. Brian asks David to get Ruth to allocate Jennifer to desserts, with the dessert to be the pavlova, then thanks David very sincerely. When David wants to know whatever for, Brian just says it always does him good to talk with David.

Tracy has been looking for Chelsea, and has found her sitting on one of the swings. She apologises for telling Chelsea she was very stupid. Chelsea replies she just feels stupid, and Tracy says she isn't stupid at all, she's good at a lot of things. Chelsea had planned to split the insurance between Blake and Tracy, because Tracy never has anything nice; she feels that as a family they never get anything, and is unhappy because other people at college have so much more than she does. Tracy does her best to comfort and reassure her daughter.

Jennifer asks whether her pavlova did the trick; Brian says yes, but absent-mindedly because he has been thinking about the divorce and the fact that none of the younger generation actually want the farm. If they have to sell land for the divorce settlement, they might as well just sell the whole lot. Jennifer can't believe what he is saying, but he tells her that the moment he thought of the idea he felt relieved, even happy. Agriculture is changing so much, he feels that he just wants to sell up. Then it can all be divided up, everyone can be rich and he can retire; they could buy a big new house. Jennifer is tempted by the thought but thinks he'll miss it, and that he always dreamed of passing Home Farm on to the next generation; he tells her that sometimes dreams have to change.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 30th September, 2021

Beth is making an effort and the Snells are trying too hard.

Characters: Lynda, Robert, Beth, Ben, Josh, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda is worrying about having given Blake the smallest bedroom, which she has chosen with great care as not being too over-awing for him. Robert is surprised to hear Blake was sleeping a shed last winter, but then says she has made the right choice of room and that Blake would probably be happy with anything. Lynda observes that Robert is nervous, and he says it seems slightly rash: what if Blake does something barmy? Affronted, Lynda asks whether he means violent? She points out Blake is the victim, not an aggressor. Robert feels the professionals ought to take charge. But Lynda had to go and find Blake in the hostel after the hospital had simply discharged him on his own, and now she is in it for the long haul.

Beth is worrying about her sugar sculpture for Jill's cake, which is lopsided; she has put the bet up to £100. Josh comes into the kitchen to heckle, and she is not best pleased; after he has taken himself off again Ben says that Josh is being annoying even for him. Beth tells Ben he's really lovely, and he's about to kiss her when she realises the cake needs to be taken out of the oven.

Blake is introduced to Robert, who is over-hearty; Lynda takes Blake up to his room while Robert starts cooking supper for them all.

Beth is about to go away with the cake, which was only a trial run, but leaves some for Ben to eat. She intends to win this bet, and also to win Jill over to liking her.

Blake asks whether the place is their actual house, and Robert explains it's also a B&B, their business, which alarms Blake because he has no money; they quickly reassure him they don't want any payment from him, he's their guest. Robert asks if he is glad to be out of hospital, and he says no, because it is warm there and he gets fed. Blake is having trouble with his starter, and there will be spaghetti bolognese to follow. Lynda suggests they could watch a film later, and Blake, becoming quite animated, says he likes black and white films and musicals, and enthuses about Singing in the Rain, saying that the man who dances is brilliant. He asks for more water, drops it on the floor and panics, worrying about whether the carpet will be all right, and then asks if he may go to his room. After he has gone Lynda says she will take the next course up to him, but admits to Robert that it is being harder than she thought it would be.

Josh comes in and finds Ben eating Beth's cake, which Ben ruefully says isn't all that good; Josh insists on trying it, and is totally amazed: it's brilliant. Ben, who was deliberately winding him up, wants to know why Josh was so mean to Beth, and then realises that Josh fancies her. After vehemently denying this, Josh changes the subject to suggest that the cake is too good: it might make Jill jealous.

Lynda has found Singing in the Rain on one of their subscription channels, but Robert comes back from going to fetch Blake and says he isn't in his room; it's nine at night and he's taken his rucksack, and Robert thinks he's gone for good. Robert is afraid they overdid it, and the three-course meal was too much. Lynda says they must go and find him, but Robert fears that he may not want to be found.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 3rd October, 2021

Josh and Justin are double-dealing gits.

Characters: Lilian, Justin, Josh, Ben, Stella, Beth
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lilian, who is not smoking and needs to take her mind off it, is making a sticky orange pudding and Justin is trying to snatch fingerfuls of batter. She has seen Lynda, who is upset that Blake is still missing. She has also seen Jennifer, who has let on about the divorce and that Brian and Jennifer might be thinking of selling up the farm, which information Lilian passes on before telling Justin to go away for his lunch date with a business colleague, who could be Twiggy for all she cares, and get out from under her feet.

Josh is being snide to Ben about Beth and the cake, while Ben is making drinks ready for people arriving for Jill's birthday celebration. Ben foolishly boasts about what the cake is going to be like. Josh carries on needling Ben about Jill perhaps being jealous.

Justin is at a meal with Stella, in a restaurant with a view overlooking the Hassett Hills, a good long way from Ambridge. She feels she is doing well at her new job, with no nasty surprises: it's all pretty much as he described when he tipped her off about it. She apparently did well over at a farm Cambridge in which Damara holds a stake. She asks after Miranda, and Justin is disparaging about the Grade II listed house Miranda still occupies. Justin now gives Stella a heads up about the imminent BL board meeting and Martyn Gibson, and the Home Farm contract to farm the estate: he's likely to try to drive a harder bargain now that Adam is gone. BL may in any case be getting out of arable and into environmental subsidies instead. He leaves the subject by asking again what wine she wants; she thinks she will go for red.

Beth has made the cake's decoration out of caramel, and Josh is over-praising it. He clearly wants to make Beth unhappy about it by telling her how much better it is than anything Jill would undertake. Ben tries to head him off, but Beth takes his suggestion that Gran may ask her for tips seriously. If the cake tastes as good as it looks, says Josh fulsomely, it will be worth a hundred pounds. Ben doesn't want them to take it through immediately after lunch, and tries to hide it in a cupboard; Josh gets in his way and refuses to move, and it falls to the floor, much to Josh's evident pleasure. Beth is understandably angry with Ben, and refuses to accept his apology.

Justin offers Stella more wine, and talks about Martyn Gibson and his lack of vision about renewables and and unlocking development potential. They start to speak of the Home Farm contract again, and Justin mentions the possibility that Brian plans to sell up: Justin is sure that Brian will have discussed that with Stella, then expresses shock that Brian hasn't: Stella is somewhat taken aback.

Josh accuses Ben of having dropped the cake deliberately, and puts it to him that Beth might forgive him if it were to stop her from losing a hundred pounds. Beth is tidying up after tea and comes in with dirty crockery. She is still angry with Ben. He tries to promise he will make it up to her somehow; she tells him that Jill liked and praised the cake, after eating some of the bottom layer which hadn't touched the floor, and hasn't called her Evie either. Ben is delighted, and Josh is not: he says Jill probably just felt sorry for Beth and was only being kind, not wanting to rub salt in the wound after Ben destroyed Beth's present to her. Beth quite reasonably says she can only go by what Jill said, and Josh can't wheedle out of it, especially after he was so charming before. Ben says firmly that he thinks Beth deserves her hundred pounds.

Justin has arrived home and found Lilian trying her pudding. He claims 'Twiggy' was on top form; then he says he is still trying to get his head round the idea of Brian selling up, and Lilian says she got the impression Jenny is keener than he is. Justin veers to praising the delicious, light pudding. She asks him to say nothing about Home Farm, since they don't want it talked about, and he claims his lips are sealed. When she asks if he has any more work to finish in the afternoon, he says he is done for today, and all he has to do is sit back and relax.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 4th October, 2021

Stella demands answers, and Tracy and Jazzer form an alliance.

Characters: Tracy, Jazzer, Stella, Brian, Chelsea
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tracy is discussing Chelsea's driving; Jazzer is busy with sawing some wood and answers mostly with grunts. He is making some shelves for an alcove, and breaking saw-blades in the process. Jim needs space for more books, and Tracy thinks he could just get rid of some old ones: Jazzer says that would be against the Prof's religion. Tracy goes on talking about Chelsea until Jazzer cuts himself.

Stella wants to talk to Brian; she asks him point-blank why he didn't tell her he was thinking of selling up. She is unpleasant about his not having told her, while refusing to say who her informant was. She starts to talk loudly at him in a vituperative way, and he loses patience, telling her how he feels about the farm and then walking away. She is left shouting after him that she deserves to be told.

Tracy treats Jazzer's wound with turps and a plaster, and for some reason he is being ungrateful. Chelsea comes in on her way to college, and turns down the chance to do some driving practice after it. She has decided she'll wait to learn to drive, since she can't afford a car of her own and doesn't want to drive her mother's, which lacks cred. As she starts to leave she says she will learn to ride a motorbike instead, and Jazzer can teach her, which he is not keen on doing. Tracy is horrified by the idea.

Stella has pursued Brian again. She thinks they need to talk; yes, they do, agrees Brian. She starts to accuse him again, and when he tries to talk reasonably to her goes on accusing him: she left a perfectly good job to come to Home Farm. Now she finds out that it might only be for a few months. She throws the interview in his face, and wants to know whether he was just stringing her along. He says it all happened very quickly and she wants to know what did, so he explains about Alice and her husband getting divorced, which only came up in the last couple of weeks, and that since they will have to sell a chunk of land for the settlement, he and Jenny wonder if it is worth carrying on at all. She graciously accepts his apology and says she understands families can be complicated, then demands honesty if she is to do her job properly. So what else is going on? she asks him.

Tracy tells Chelsea that there is no way she is riding a motor-bike; Chelsea ripostes that Tracy said she could learn to drive, and never said what. She wants a bike, and it's not as if Tracy can stop her. She's seventeen, and she can ride anything up to 125cc. After some toing and froing about Jazzer teaching her, Chelsea strops off to bed; she isn't going to college after all. Tracy is upset that Jazzer didn't give her better support, and tells him to keep his nose out.

Brian tells Stella all about his problems over the past few years, and wonders if he ought to have given up farming when the house had to be sold. He tells her about Alice's problems with alcohol, and that he didn't expect any of this. She accepts that his account is fair enough, but tells him that thinking he should pack it all in is rubbish: he doesn't want to do that. She gives him a pep talk; it won't be insurmountable even if land does have to be sold, and at least they will know that they have tried. They move on to talk about Martyn Gibson and BL; Brian is uncomplimentary about Justin as well as Martyn. She thanks him for being honest with her and says he shouldn't worry about Justin Elliott.

Jazzer is leaving, but Tracy tells him not to. She is aware he didn't sign up to be Chelsea's step-dad, and shouldn't have snapped at him. Jazzer says that actually, he did. And he will take Chelsea out and put her off riding a bike through the sheer boredom factor.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 5th October, 2021

Amy's giving up on her calling and Beth gives up on her father.

Characters: Ruth, Amy, Alan, Ben, Beth, Vince
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ruth has come round to see Usha about the harvest supper: she tells Amy that organising who's doing what is the bane of her existence. Usha is due home soon, so she waits with a cup of cardamom chai and chats with Amy about Ben's nursing ambitions, and how nice it is that Amy is having such a long break. Just as she asks Amy when she has to go back to work, Alan gets in and is surprised that Usha is not home yet.

Beth and Ben are waiting for Vince to get back to their table at Les Sœurs Heureuses, and Ben is desperately nervous. When Vince has finished his phone call and reappears, he scoffs at Ben's choice of a goats' curd salad, urging him not to worry about the cost: Vince is paying. This leads Ben to remark that he feels as if he is behind enemy lines, and recount the tale of his grandmother and the flapjack-flinging. The story goes down well with Beth, who says she must ask Jill for the recipe: it might be useful; Vince says that knowing to watch his step with Jill could also be useful. Relaxing, Ben decides on steak.

Amy is saying she had nothing to do with Ben deciding to be a nurse, but Ruth is determined to thank her for encouraging him; he came back from talking to her last week inspired, apparently. Alan gets a text: it's from Usha, and she isn't going to be back for at least another hour. Ruth decides she needs to get on, though Alan invites her to stay for a bit; then as she is leaving she asks if he's heard anything about Blake, which he hasn't. After she has gone, Alan offers to make supper for Amy, but she claims she has a migraine coming on and says she wants to go for a walk.

Beth has left the table this time; Vince takes the opportunity to warn Ben that if he doesn't treat Beth right, Vince will know what to do. Next, he asks him about nursing, and suggests it's a way for him to meet more girls; Ben says that's not the attraction. Vince then praises the medical profession: apparently his life has been saved more than once after he has eaten nuts, to which he is seriously allergic. Finally, rather than waiting for Beth he decides to dig into his dessert, pear frangipane tart, then says his lips have started to tingle and begs Ben for help; Ben, realising it has almonds in it, shouts for an ambulance to be called, because he doesn't know what else to do apart from offering water. As Beth reappears asking anxiously what is the matter, Vince starts to laugh and says it was a joke at Ben's expense: he will be a terrible nurse.

Amy gets back and after some hesitation tells Alan that she has decided to leave midwifery: she's exhausted, she was exhausted even before covid, and now she doesn't have any more to give. She feels terrible about abandoning her calling; Alan says there will be other people, like Ben for instance, to carry on the work. Being 'a light to others' is as much about who you are as what you do, and she mustn't feel guilty. Whatever she does, she will always be his special Amy and he will be cheering her on.

Beth has walked out of the restaurant, and Ben has pursued her into the street. She is furious about Vince and his behaviour, belittling and humiliating Ben in front of everyone. It's typical of him, always having to be the big man, and having no respect for her or her boyfriends. Ben shrugs it off as a badly aimed joke and says he can take it: he does live with Josh, after all, Beth's only just become reconciled with her dad, and he doesn't want her falling out with Vince over him. Beth says it isn't over him, and he doesn't understand. She had stupidly allowed herself to think Vince might have changed, that he might respect who she chose to go out with, but no: he has to take the mick. She's not making that mistake again. Is Ben getting in the car or not?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 6th October, 2021

Jazzer fails, Vince succeeds.

Characters: Jim, Jazzer, Vince, Beth, Ben, Chelsea
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jim is going to get someone else in to finish the shelves for fear of further damage – to Jazzer, of course; Jazzer is off to take Chelsea for her boring ride on his bike. Jim plans to go the the hide to try out his new digital recorder, so may not be in when Jazzer gets home; no bother, says Jazzer, he might be staying the night at Tracy's.

Vince is at Beth's door asking to be let in; she refuses to take it off the chain, so he is forced to apologise through the gap. After a countdown from thirty during which he fails to appease her, he offers her and Ben a three-night stay in a London hotel as an apology, and Ben breaks silence to suggest they ought to take it; Beth shuts the door, leaving Vince outside saying he'll be in the café downstairs for an hour if they change their minds. Ben feels Vince should be forgiven, Beth says in that case he and Vince can go for the weekend at what she fully expects will be a grotty hotel on the North Circular where Vince gets a business discount.

Jazzer runs slowly through the entire process of starting off on a bike, and Chelsea eventually explodes in impatience, saying that he is only being so boring because of her mum. There's a reason he loves that bike: show her what it can do!

Ben has gone down to meet Vince; he has forgiven him for the previous night's performance, but says that what Beth wants is her dad, not someone who always has to be showing he is top dog. Vince feeds him a line of flannel about his own hard times and wanting the best for his daughters to make up for the childhood he never had. Ben asks whether Beth knows about that: maybe Vince needs to tell her.

Exhilarated by a taste of speed, Chelsea begs Jazzer to go even faster. When they get home, Chelsea is giggly and enthusiastic, and when Tracy comes in quite fails to convince her mother that the ride was boring; Tracy sees straight through her, blames Jazzer for not having done as he promised, and gives him his marching orders: he is disinvited from supper, which is family only.

Ben has brought Vince up to Beth's flat, and in spite of her strong misgivings says she should hear what Vince has to say; Vince shows her a photo of her aged seven which he keeps in his wallet, and explains that the only thing he could give her was money, because he wasn't allowed to be there for that birthday party even though he wanted to be; he just wants to see that smile again. Ben intercedes for him, and she agrees to give Vince one more chance, though there are to be no more stunts and swagger. 'Come here,' says Vince in delight. Ben suggests that they might take him up on that weekend at a London hotel, unless it is on the North Circular; Vince assures him that it is right by Tower Bridge.

Jazzer has taken refuge with Jim, and they are on the way to the hide. Jazzer is telling 'Prof' all his woes, while Jim is preoccupied with possibly having heard a redwing; then Jim notices that there is someone sleeping in the hide. Jazzer has a look, and says that he thinks it is Blake.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 7th October, 2021

Stella bullshits the Board, and Jazzer befriends Blake.

Characters: Brian, Stella, Martyn, Justin, Jazzer, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

While waiting for the BL board meeting to start, Brian and Stella are going over things for a final time. Brian warns her again that Justin Elliott and Martyn Gibson may try to see which can drive the harder bargain, but Stella is confidant she can deal with everything: she's been in board meetings before. After Martyn has summoned Brian by name to go and sit down, Justin takes the opportunity for a private word with Stella to warn her about Martyn; she assures him she has some ideas up her sleeve, before Justin too is required to come to Martyn's heel.

Jazzer calls to a nervous Blake in the hide, who wants to leave until Jazzer persuades him to stay with offers of the tea, bacon sandwiches and both red and brown sauce that he has brought along. Blake asks if it was Jazzer who left him the sleeping bag, and Jazzer says that he and his mate Jim did, but didn't want to alarm Blake by waking him.

Stella is making her pitch for Home Farm to continue as BL's contractor; Martyn interrupts her and then starts a squabble with Justin, but she eventually manages to continue her presentation and appeals to Martyn's cupidity with her ideas, which seem in the main already to have been advocated by Justin. She assumes they have considered development, renewable energy and extending the rewilding, but goes on to suggest that with the basic payment being cut in three years and ending in six they might also consider lower input break crops, winter linseed and oats, which would reduce costs; also, following Home Farm's no-till example, they might reach the top tier of the new sustainable farming incentive by using cover crops. They might also exploit the emerging market in carbon trading: they could sell the carbon absorbed by intensive soil management, thus being paid to enrich their own land. Martyn congratulates her, and Justin is clearly feeling vindicated.

Jazzer is talking Blake into accepting that nobody in Ambridge means him any harm: even if the people in posh houses are a bit much and expect too much of people like Blake and Jazzer, they mean well. Blake is still strongly opposed to Kirsty, whom he thinks a liar, but doesn't voice any more distaste for Lynda and Robert; Jazzer tells him he's been living with the egg-head Prof Jim for nine years and has got used to him and his strange ways, such as eating at a table, and talking to each other in the evenings instead of watching TV.

It becomes clear that Stella has succeeded in keeping the contract and at the same rate, sowing dissent between Justin and Martyn while appearing to please each of them; Brian is clearly impressed, and invites her to lunch at the Bull. She declines on the grounds of having too much work to do, at the same time buttering him up about his being on top of all the suggestions she has made and assuring him he is not a dinosaur.

Blake and Jazzer are talking about growing up without fathers, and about families in general; Blake says Jordan and Kenzie were his family but they're gone now, and Jazzer says that Jim has been a better father to him than his own ever was: he'd do anything for him. That's how he cut his hand, trying to put up some shelves for Jim. This amuses Blake, who says that's really easy to do and offers to take a look. Jazzer tells him to drop round any time he likes.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 10th October, 2021

Jazzer is surprising, and surprised; Alan gets the chance of a bargain.

Characters: Jazzer, Alistair, Alan, Amy, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer is complaining about Chelsea and motorbikes, and Alistair is amused by his troubles. However, Jazzer has come to the conclusion that the way back into Tracy's good books is to sell his bike; Alistair hopes she will realise what a sacrifice he is making. They are expecting Blake to come and put up the shelves, and Alistair expects Jazzer will keep an eye on him while he's there; at least Jim is out. Jazzer agrees that Blake isn't used to working on his own and might need some encouragement.

Alan comes in just as Amy is off out to the shop. He has been suffering from Arthur Shillington, a churchwarden at Edgley, talking at him about inappropriate texts on gravestones; Amy hopes for his help later when she is working on her CV and trying to decide what to do instead of midwifery. Then Jazzer appears, wanting to talk with Alan about motorbikes and Chelsea. He says he has to sell his bike, and wonders whether Alan knows anyone who'd be interested in buying it. Amy goes off to get her phone and leave for the shop, while Alan enthuses about the bike, which is the same model as the one he bought as soon as he had passed his test. He would be interested in buying it himself. Jazzer is very pleased and calls him an angel.

Alistair is talking with Blake about how good it is of him to do the work; Blake has been given Alistair's old work-boots by Jazzer and is very grateful for them, but a bit overwhelmed by Alistair. Jazzer makes him laugh for talking about shoes so earnestly, then Blake shows how he perfectly understands what must be done to put up the shelves and sends the other two to fetch him the tools he needs to get on with the job.

Amy makes no secret of thinking that Alan is mad to have offered to buy Jazzer's bike, which is even older than the one he already has. Alan explains it isn't a replacement but being bought for sentimental reasons: a hobby bike. He tells her in effect to mind her own business, and she says she's going to buy some popcorn and watch while he tells Usha, who is certain to disapprove.

Blake has done a good job on the shelves, and Alistair praises and thanks him as he starts to get ready to leave. Jazzer thinks of another job they need help with, and then another: perhaps Blake could come again tomorrow. Jazzer will pick him up from the hide and they can go to the suppliers for what he needs to do the jobs with. When they offer him money for his work he misunderstands and thinks it's to buy materials, but Jazzer heads off any difficulty by saying they will sort things out when he's finished everything. He goes out leaving the pair in shock at his not expecting any pay for his work; Jazzer says he has a long way to go.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 11th October, 2021

Pip is obstructive with Stella, while Alistair makes Blake welcome.

Characters: Brian, Stella, Alistair, Jazzer, Blake, Pip
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Brian and Stella are discussing the work of the farm. Stella says they have more to do than people to do it: they have to get in the maize and spray off some pasture ready for winter wheat, as well as having some fields ready for drilling. Ed can't help because he is busy elsewhere. Brian offers to lend a hand, and Stella is clearly doubtful: these are all jobs she could do herself, but it isn't a sustainable way to run the business long term. She ought to be spending most of her time on management, and Brian should be enjoying his retirement. Tractor driver Paul is on her to-do list, if Brian is sure it will be worth while to recruit him: he's not planning to sell up any more, is he? Brian says he no longer has any such plans. He suggests they start by spraying off the grass, but Stella points out a minor problem with that: Whiteacre is full of sheep. Brian doesn't think he told Brookfield they could graze there, and she certainly didn't. Brian suggests she could go over and introduce herself, and tell them in person what the problem is.

Blake is hoovering up the mess left after his work, and Alistair, who has come home to get some lunch, is impressed by his tidiness. Blake says that Mr Moss insisted on it: 'A tidy job means a happy customer.' Alistair thanks him, and Jazzer quickly distracts them by talking about the work Blake has done and how good it is. He's done a lot in a morning, and Jazzer says that it's a bit different from Alistair's morning's work: he's a vet. Blake is enthused; he loves animals. Alistair asks if he had a pet at home, and he says no, but his stepdad Kade had a dog. Jazzer encourages Alistair to tell Blake some stories about the animals he has treated, and persuades Blake to stay for lunch and listen to them.

Brian rings Pip: he can't get hold of Ruth or David. She says they are weighing bullocks. He tells her that there seems to have been a mix-up about the sheep, and he thinks they are in the wrong field. His new manager Stella is coming over, and will explain it all.

Alistair is telling cat stories to Blake, who is having a great time; in return, he tells them about Kade's dog ('Dogzilla') and some things he got up to.

Pip refuses to move the sheep until the morning, which Stella isn't happy about. She's very patronising, and Stella is not pleased by that either. Pip is not prepared to cooperate at all, denying that the mistake is Brookfield's fault.

Alistair offers more food and tea, but Blake says he has to go now. He doesn't mind leaving a centrally heated house for a cold shed, but maybe if there were other jobs some time he could come back and Alistair could tell him more stories about the animals? Alistair leaps at the idea, and suggests Blake doesn't have to be working; he could come round for a meal, or just a cuppa. Alistair would like that too. Before he goes, Alistair wants to pay him for the work he's done. Blake tries to explain that he had his dinner, he doesn't need paying, but Jazzer and Alistair are firm: he must have some money for a job well done. He doesn't know what to say when they've been so kind to him. He asks permission to go to the loo before leaving, and while he is out of the room Alistair suggests to Jazzer that they might find him a bit more work around the village. Gently does it, though.

Brian is surprised at Stella being so unimpressed by Pip, and by her estimation of Brookfield's attitude as unprofessional. Whilst trying to exculpate Pip as very young, Brian mentions her having been responsible for an IBR outbreak, which leads to an incredulous 'What?' from Stella, and goes on to explain the various relationships between Home Farm and Brookfield, which Stella describes as 'a bit incestuous'. Brian tries to reassure her, but after he has finished she says this is like most farming communities, but they need to think very carefully about all these cosy arrangements.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 12th October, 2021

Oh, the fickleness of women. And adolescent girls, come to that.

Characters: Amy, Alan, Johnny, Chelsea, Lilian, Ruth, Jazzer
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Amy wants to use the spare desk in Alan's study to work on her cv. She is also researching possible new careers by doing a personality test. Alan has some gloves and a woolly hat which have been in the lost property for ages and which he plans to give to Blake, who is refusing to go back to the hostel. In spite of Amy's mockery and (we have to assume, as Amy does) Usha's thoughts on the matter, Alan still plans to buy Jazzer's bike: he has persuaded Usha to accept the idea.

Johnny has encountered Chelsea on her way in to college, and offends her by saying Lily had mentioned that she was doing resits: Miss Downton Abbey can keep her nose out! He explains that it was just that Lily knew Tracy was worried about Chelsea's English, which placates her, especially when he tells Chelsea he is dyslexic like her, and might be able to give her some pointers. They agree to meet after college.

In the Dower House, Lilian has greeted Ruth, who wants to discuss the harvest supper. She knows that Lilian is on the desserts list, but is it an error?

Chelsea needs a lift to Bridge Farm because she is dressed up to the nines and couldn't possibly walk it, and Jazzer agrees to give her a lift, in Alistair's car; Chelsea protests that she has to arrive on the bike. He insists on her dressing properly for riding a bike, and also tells her this is probably the last time she can do so: he is selling it to Alan. She's furious with him and with Tracy.

Ruth has badly offended Lilian by casting doubt on her baking competence. She explains they have too many desserts, but Lilian sees the list and wants to know who else will be changing their contribution, and Ruth has to admit Lilian is the first one she has asked to move to mains or starters. Lilian is not prepared to do so, and wishes people in the village had more faith in her.

Jazzer has brought Chelsea over to Bridge Farm, where she is affronted by Johnny making fun of her 'helmet hair', one of the worst drawbacks to bikes. The very worst, though, Johnny and Jazzer agree, is biker chicks: remember Jade? Johnny asks. At this, Chelsea says she wants nothing more to do with bikes, which are highly dangerous, or with anyone who disses girls' hair, particularly when he has none himself. The two men are left bemused by her tantrum, with Jazzer, who has had a change of heart about selling, wondering what he is going to tell the vicar.

Alan agrees to look over Amy's cv, and says Usha will do so too. Apparently the personality test has offered her several possibilities for what she might do next. Jazzer comes in, and in spite of Amy's heckling and Alan's enthusiasm for the bike, he tells Alan that because Chelsea has changed her mind it is no longer for sale. Amy immediately changes sides as well and talks of Alan's disappointment; Alan says that he remembers having a teenage daughter and sympathises with Jazzer.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 13th October, 2021

Unwanted help is offered by Lilian and by Chelsea.

Characters: Chelsea, Lily, Shula, Lilian, Russ
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Chelsea is looking for her bag in a café, and Lily assumes she is there to interview with Felpersham Kitchens for a canvassing job, then tries to recruit her. Chelsea is not actually rude to her, even when Russ is mentioned, but when the chatty Lily speaks of Johnny getting in touch Chelsea is clear that he is dead to her after what he said about her hair; this is a drag because she has an essay for her resits to do by Friday. Lily foolishly says that if she can be any help, just ask; Chelsea bites her hand off, and before Lily can say anything to stop her says she will bring it round. Then, having spotted her bag, she rushes off.

Shula greets Lilian, who is tacking up Amir; they are going for a ride together. Shula notices Lilian is a bit off-hand, and asks whether something is up, to which Lilian replies that there is: she was horrible to Ruth about food for the harvest supper, which surprises Shula. Lilian explains what happened, and Shula says she too has been asked to do something other than a dessert; Lilian plans to apologise to Ruth later. Shula asks why it was so important to Lilian, who admits that it wasn't, but she is trying to give up smoking and it is making her ratty beyond belief. Shula asks why now, and Lilian explains that it is because of Alice: if she can give up alcohol, Lilian can give up smoking. She is doing it on will-power alone, and Justin is being unsupportive; Shula hopes that a ride will do her good. She also hopes a ride will be good for her, because she seems to have lost confidence all round somehow. Lilian invites her over for a meal in the evening, since Justin is away: they can be a mutual therapy group.

Chelsea, true to her word, has come over to Lower Loxley Hall and is unstoppably telling Lily the history of her encounter with Johnny. Lily is unable to get a word in edgeways for some time, and Russ laughs at the story. Then Lily starts to give over-elaborate essay advice which clearly baffles Chelsea, Russ intervenes with some art-based advice, and Lily points out two teachers is just confusing, saying that Chelsea must choose which of them she wants. Chelsea opts for Russ, on the grounds that he was an actual teacher and Lily just sells kitchens.

Lilian, who seems to be feeling better, tells Shula that Ruth understood entirely about giving up smoking and accepted her apology, and Shula is very glad. Lilian is now on the starters list for the harvest supper and makes a joke about doing cold turkey which Shula fails to grasp at first. Shula tells her she is greatly enjoying the ordination course, but having trouble with The Stables after covid: she really needed it to look after itself while she got on with the ordination, not demand even more of her attention, and this morning was the last straw. The indoor school needs resurfacing again, a complete overhaul, and at times like this she wishes she had someone to share the burden with, a business partner. Someone horsey with a bit of spare cash, who knows the place, says Lilian, and volunteers herself. Shula says it's certainly worth considering, then adds 'I suppose'. Lilian opens up some fizz.

Russ is telling Chelsea to think of it in pictures, and does his instruction in pictorial terms. He gets through the difference between there, their and they're, while Lily sulks; Chelsea thinks it's brilliant. Then after calling the lesson to a close he mentions that he has to book an appointment to have his hair cut, and Chelsea tells him the place he goes to has shut down; she'll do it for him as a thank-you for his help. Lily, her nose put out of joint by his having been preferred, backs him into a corner so that he has no choice but to accept.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 14th October, 2021

Good things from unexpected sources.

Characters: Josh, Pip, Lily, Russ, Chelsea, Martyn, Brian, Jazzer
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Pip is getting in the cows and Josh offers to be a look-out against Stella, whom Pip accuses of being rude and a know-all. He wants to sound her out about something: they should apply for a grant to plant trees in places they can't take a tractor, as carbon off-set. Pip says it's not a totally stupid idea.

Lily has brought a large mirror down to the kitchen for Russ's haircut. Chelsea arrives and approves of the mirror, then wants to start at once. Russ, evidently apprehensive, offers her more time on her English. Lily is being snide throughout, but Chelsea wants to thank him for the trouble he took with her.

Martyn is nosying around at the Berrow outdoor unit and his shoes have been spoiled. He asks about Alice and Chris's divorce, on the grounds that it might make for trouble between boss and pigman, and Brian points out that neither he nor Neil has been affected by what is, as he says pointedly, a private matter. Then he has to defend Jazzer, and chooses to do this by speaking of his help for Blake; Martyn is alarmed lest Blake is back for revenge. Brian laughs at his fears, then says he is full of admiration for Jazzer and what he has been doing. Martyn claims to agree, saying that he is not a monster; but he wants a word with Jazzer.

Pip and Josh are discussing the advantages of tree-planting; Pip assumes Josh is doing it for his own benefit at Hollowtree: free cover for his hens. She reckons Ruth will be all for it, but he'll need to catch David while he is in a good mood.

Lily is being utterly unhelpful while Chelsea cuts Russ's hair and asks him about the gallery. He says he is trying to encourage local talent, and Chelsea says he is likely to be good at that: look what he's done for her.

Martyn quizzes Jazzer about what he is doing for for Blake; Jazzer doesn't see what it has to do with Berrow Farm, but sings Blake's praises as a handyman and speaks of how he is encouraging him. Martyn says what Jazzer is doing sounds admirable: he'd like him to float the idea to Blake of paid work at the pig unit.

Russ says the haircut is really good, better than his regular place, and he might always come to Chelsea from now on. She is delighted and triumphant.

Martyn reassures Jazzer that he was talking about maintenance tasks, not work as a pigman; if Blake were employed for that, with all his paperwork done properly, Jazzer and Neil would have more time for the pigs and it would help ease Blake into normal life. Jazzer agrees to put it to Blake, at the right moment. As Brian and Martyn leave, Brian expresses his surprise that Martyn has had a bit of a Damascene conversion.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 17th October, 2021

An overdone tale of over-enthusiastic takeovers.

Characters: Shula, Lilian, David, Kenton, Jazzer, Justin
Credited scriptwriter: Daniel Thurman

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Shula has come to see Lilian, who has been bombarding her with text messages; she wanted to see her prospective partner face to face and tell her their partnership is something she wants to pursue. Lilian laments that it is too early in the day to open some fizz, but Shula wants to clarify a few things before they agree; she needs to keep control of the business and draw a reasonable salary, but she wants the place to stay much the same as it is now. Is Justin OK with that? It rapidly becomes apparent that Lilian hasn't told him about the possibility of investing in The Stables. Shula doesn't think that's acceptable: she wants things to work, with them all on the same page, so Lilian does need to tell him what they are planning. Lilian says they should both talk to him, right now.

David is having a pint with Kenton; they are looking forward to the Harvest Supper. Despite the list of promised dishes still leaning heavily toward desserts, Ruth is said to be 'doing a great job on organising the catering'. Jazzer appears and is enthusiastic about the supper going ahead at all, then tells them that he has persuaded Blake to move to the Elms, and may be able to arrange some jobs for him at Berrow. He goes to get a drink, and Kenton and David go back to their discussion, glad that something they are planning is actually going to happen. They congratulate each other on things finally looking up.

Justin, who was asleep when Lilian dragged Shula in to see him, is grumpy about the idea of doing anything on a Sunday. Lilian enthuses to him about The Stables being just the sort of investment they are looking for. Justin's reaction is 'absolutely not'; The Stables is small fry. Shula talks it up, and mentions her plans for extending the riding school, and the liveries. Justin is firm that Lilian has wasted Shula's time.

Jazzer comes back to the Archer brothers and asks how things are going at Mission Control. They decide to run through the evening in order; David starts with his doing the introduction after everyone has arrived and been seated and Kenton interrupts. He had assumed he would be doing that, not David.

After Shula has gone Lilian is loudly furious with Justin. He manages to break in to tell her he may have spoken too soon. He now thinks he could do more to improve The Stables and makes several grandiose suggestions based on his experience of Miranda's preferred places to go riding. Lilian points out that The Stables is a family business set up by Christine, and where she herself learned to ride. [This is codswallop. Lilian learned to ride on her own pony as a child, and founded The Stables herself in 1966 when she was nineteen; she sold the house and business to Christine in about 1978. Chris] She wants to call Shula about the possibility that things may work out after all, but Justin feels that he wants more time to sort out his ideas.

Kenton and David are still arguing about who is to be the MC. Kenton calls on Jazzer to adjudicate, but neither of them lets him speak for a bit; eventually he manages to suggest that they both do it, and says that they have done well together so far. Kenton is challenging and needles David about not being as good as him; David is eventually coerced into agreeing to a double act.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 18th October, 2021

Tom and Adam have crises, while Ruth and Stella smooth things over.

Characters: Tom, Tony, Adam, Ian, Ruth, Stella
Credited scriptwriter: Daniel Thurman

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tom is on the phone trying to get some help from casuals for the apple picking; Tony is concerned, but tries to see a good side to things. Tom is distraught and claims they have nobody to pick the apples or to lift the potatoes: much longer and the apple skins will get greasy, and potatoes are a staple of their offering, both online and at the farm shop. Tony says he can still pull his weight, and they do have half of their usual pickers on site.

Adam has come to see Ian at Grey Gables at lunchtime, asking for a private word. He's not at work because of his boss, who wanted him to fire one of the farm labourers just for spite; he refused to do it and was subjected to a tirade of abuse, and he can't work for someone like that. He's walked out; he quit. Ian is shaken, Adam apologetic.

Ruth is showing the new (now three years old) milking parlour to Stella and talking up Brookfield in general. She asks whether Stella is coming to the Harvest Supper, but gets no immediate answer. Stella is keen to sort out the cropping at Home Farm, and which field the sheep go into, to avoid a repetition of last week's 'communication problems' with Pip.

Ian has taken Adam into the staff room, and says he is so sorry Adam has found Christian impossible. He knows about bullies, and he remembers walking out in similar circumstances himself. Adam is worried about the consequences; he can hardly ask Christian for a reference, and has failed to provide for Xander and Ian. The sympathetic Ian has to get back to the kitchen, and tells Adam to go home.

Stella and Ruth are having a laugh together about Kenton and David's argument, and Ruth has sorted out the problems about the sheep. They will keep each other in the loop from now on, and meanwhile finish the pot of tea. Stella loves Ambridge, though she is living outside the village and hasn't met many people yet. Ruth reminisces about her own early days as a farmer in Ambridge, then suggests that if Stella comes to the Harvest Supper on Sunday she will meet people there. Stella agrees, and Ruth tells her not to bring a dessert: they have puddings coming out of their ears.

Tom now has a crisis concerning Bridge Fresh: the platform is down and he'll have to go into the office and sort it out. Tony is relentlessly optimistic in spite of the rain meaning they can't pick any more apples.

Xander has been woken by the rain, but gone back to bed without trouble; Adam isn't happy and Ian is trying to cheer him up. Adam is apologetic about everything, and Ian reassures him that he has done the right thing and he supports his having stopped working for Christian. Adam thinks he will have to look for a job closer to home; it was so nice being there to put Xander to bed and not having to commute. He promises he'll find something.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 19th October, 2021

Adam has an idea, and Blake shocks Jazzer.

Characters: Jazzer, Blake, Adam, Tony, Shula, Lilian
Credited scriptwriter: Daniel Thurman

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer is showing Blake round Berrow; he doesn't seem able to take it all in, but he thanks Jazzer. He likes the pigs, but knows he'd be doing maintenance work not having much to do with them. It's a big place and he isn't sure he could manage it on his own. Jazzer reassures him it will be just odd jobs, like the ones he did for Jim, and Jazzer and Neil will help him if he needs it. He asks Blake to start by strimming the verges, and Blake reckons he can do that.

Adam is at the farm shop buying food to make a special evening meal for Ian. Tony assumes he has a day off and for a while doesn't give him time to explain he isn't at that farm any more, till he manages to break in and say he has resigned. He couldn't stand working for a man like Christian Lancer Boyd; after hearing what it was like Tony thinks he did the right thing, but Adam is afraid he's burned his bridges. He feels he has let Xander and Ian down, and he doesn't know what comes next. He asks how things are at Bridge Farm, and Tony tells him about their labour shortage. Jokingly, he says that if Adam didn't have a meal to prepare he would try to rope him in to help.

An indignant Shula has come to ask Lilian why Justin has been sneaking around The Stables, taking photographs and trying to get information out of the staff. She isn't stupid, and she resents it; she doesn't understand why, if he is as uninterested in The Stables as he said on Sunday, he should be doing that. Does he want them for redevelopment?

Blake is distraught: he thinks he has broken the electric fence and the strimmer. Jazzer reassures him that it's easily fixed, and everyone makes mistakes. Blake asks what happens if he messes up, and Jazzer says there's no need to tell the bosses; Blake says he'll take the punishment. Jazzer promises there will be no trouble.

Tony can't believe Adam wants to come and work at Bridge Farm as a picker, not a manager, but Adam doesn't mind that: it'll be fine, and at least he'd respect his bosses and be bringing in some money, so it would be the ideal stopgap. When can you start? asks Tony. Tomorrow, says Adam, so long as Tom is OK about it. Tony is sure Tom will be delighted.

Shula wants to know why Lilian didn't tell her Justin had had a change of heart. In any case, she isn't prepared to take any chances with the place she loves: she is going to carry on without Justin. Lilian could swing for that man! Shula tells her there is nothing she can do to change her mind, though Lilian says she too loves The Stables and wants them to carry on as they are. She and Lilian seem to agree, but Shula doesn't think Justin shares their vision. Lilian begs for a chance to talk to Justin and find out what he is playing at.

The strimmer is fine and Jazzer has fixed the fence, but Blake keeps apologising and worrying that Mr Gibson or Neil or Mr Aldridge will find out and punish them. If he messed up in other places he'd always be punished; you messed up, you got a beating. If he didn't work fast enough because of his back he didn't get fed and nor did the other three: even if it was his fault they all got punished. The other three spoke no English so he didn't understand what they said, but they went for him because they blamed him; he ran away when one of them tried to strangle him. Jazzer is horrified; nobody at Berrow would stand for that kind of violence. Blake can trust them, and he can trust Jazzer. Blake thanks him humbly.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 20th October, 2021

Blake, Kenton and Shula panic, with varying degrees of reason.

Characters: Shula, Kenton, Martyn, Blake, Corey, Jazzer, Lilian
Credited scriptwriter: Daniel Thurman

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Shula has arranged to meet Lilian at The Bull, but Lilian is late and Shula wants to pick Kenton's brain about being in partnership with her. She tells him that Lilian wants to invest in The Stables, but Justin might want to turn it into some sort of monster; Kenton sees only that this might mean Lilian wants to pull out her money from The Bull and he and Jolene will then be in trouble.

Martyn Gibson is being friendly to Blake and telling him that he has had good reports of him. He wants to speak with him, which immediately alarms Blake. Martyn does his best to reassure him; apparently The Echo wants to do a piece on Blake. He doesn't want to be interviewed, but Martyn is determined he should do it. Martyn expects them to be there at any minute, and sure enough a reporter called Corey knocks on the door at that moment. Gibson introduces Blake to him; Blake becomes monosyllabic.

Shula tries to reassure Kenton that Lilian investing in The Stables doesn't mean she'll take her support from the The Bull. Kenton is determined to make an issue of it with Lilian, and Shula gets rather exasperated and points out that Lilian loves The Bull and wouldn't do anything to jeopardise it. She is certain he doesn't need to worry.

Martyn has left the two men together and Corey is doing his best with Blake, who isn't very forthcoming, but says that he likes being at Berrow because if you make a mistake you don't get beaten. Corey tries to pump him about being punished before; Blake doesn't want to talk about it but is firm that neither Philip nor Gavin hurt him. He then appeals for help to Jazzer, who has seen the pair through the window and come to find out what is going on. Corey tries to explain that he was invited to interview Blake, Jazzer says that the interview is more abuse, and Corey apologises; Jazzer tells him that it isn't right, and hustles him out.

Lilian has arrived via the bar, having added gin to Shula's tonic order on the grounds that Shula might need it; she's come to relay Justin's plans for The Stables. He wants to pull everything down and build an American barn system for the stabling and establish an exclusive members' club.

Jazzer apologises to Blake about the way he has been treated, and then confronts Martyn Gibson about putting profit before Blake's feelings and has a very angry go at him, while Martyn defends himself by saying that he was thinking about Berrow, not profit; they both raise their voices and Blake begs them to stop quarrelling. Martyn apologises to Blake, who rushes away. Jazzer hopes Mr Gibson is proud of what he's done, and goes after his friend.

Blake no longer wants to have any more to do with Jazzer. Jazzer said that Blake could trust everyone at Berrow, and it was a lie. The only two people he trusts are Mr Moss and Gavin, who didn't lie to him, and they need help. They told him the truth, and he is going to tell the truth about them, tell everyone they were kind to him, and get them out of prison.

Lilian is trying to convince Shula that she agrees they should be looking at a face-lift for The Stables, not a head transplant. Shula is horrified about the whole thing, but doesn't see how the place can survive as a going concern without investment; Lilian says that if Shula gets a watertight business plan together for a more conservative revamp, Lilian will convince Justin he should accept it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 21st October, 2021

Jennifer is horrified, and Jill steps in.

Characters: Kenton, David, Jennifer, Tom, Jill, Adam
Credited scriptwriter: Daniel Thurman

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kenton has arrived at Brookfield barn with the soft drinks for Sunday; David is busy fielding questions about the Harvest Supper on his phone. Kenton tells him about Shula's plans for The Stables; then they both boast about their scripts for the welcoming speech. Kenton intends to be the lead in the remarks, then gives David a taster which David finds absurd. Jill comes in wondering whether she can help with anything, asks David how his script is getting on, and finally wanders away again. David doesn't want to do a rehearsal with Kenton because he is busy; he'll come to The Bull later and they can compare scripts.

Jennifer hails Tom, who is on his way back to the orchard; she has come to talk to Pat about the Harvest Supper, and asks how things are going. Tom says they have a lack of pickers, then lets out Adam's involvement, about which Jennifer didn't know.

Jill talks with Kenton about the rivalry with David; he admits that he's having trouble coming up with ideas, but asks her not to tell David. She hasn't heard any of David's script; she has suggested he might consult Lynda, and perhaps Kenton might do the same. Kenton is understandably reluctant.

Adam is cornered by Jennifer, who has heard from Pat about the behaviour of his new ex-boss. She is very sympathetic about his probable desperation and confusion. He tells her how grateful he is to Tony and Tom, but Jennifer thinks his picking apples is degrading. according to her he should be back at Home Farm; he tells her that he doesn't want to go back, and that they have Stella now. Jennifer instantly assumes Brian forced Adam out. She will call a partners' meeting and make sure Adam is found a suitable position in his proper place.

David has come to the pub; he tells Kenton that he has just been on the phone to Lynda, who was very honest about what he read to her and told him that gags and banter are inappropriate, and he thinks she may be right. Kenton has consulted Bert Fry, whom he met on the way home; his jokes fell a bit flat, but Bert suggested rhyming couplets, to be delivered in turn by the brothers. So Bert wants Pam Ayres, while Lynda is more Thomas Hardy.

Adam has confessed to Jennifer about the money, which he calls borrowing and she calls taking, and she is angry with him about that and about his present position. Adam claims he is enjoying picking apples more than anything he's done for years: he really likes not having responsibility. He can't help smiling when he thinks about being able just to go home to Ian and Xander and not worry.

Kenton and David have managed to produce nothing at all in half an hour; Kenton is still sure they should have jokes. Jill appears and is surprised to find they have gone back to the drawing-board. She points out they are running out of time, so Kenton says that they can just go with David's script. David admits he hasn't got one; Jill smiles and tells Kenton to own up, so Kenton admits the same. Then Jill makes a suggestion: she could say a few words to start the Harvest Supper. For her it is a very personal thing, after the long periods of isolation and it having not been possible to hold the event last year, so her welcome will be heartfelt: she is so pleased things can get back to normal. Kenton and David think that is a brilliant idea, perfect. Now, says Jill, she will have to come up with some fitting words. Her sons threaten to heckle from the floor, and she laughs and forbids them to.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 24th October, 2021

Harvest supper.

Characters: Rex, Jill, Elizabeth, David, Kenton
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Julie Beckett & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Rex is helping with the preparation for the Harvest Supper, and Jill asks him not leave; but Robin Fairbrother is visiting and wants Rex to join him at Grey Gables for dinner, so he will have to go soon. Jill tells Rex she's making a speech and has it planned out; she wants to be serious but not heavy, and maybe she ought put in an anecdote, so Rex encourages her, then offers to hear it. It's a school story about one of her friends saying of the headmistress 'Here comes Miss Williams in her harvest festival bloomers: all is safely gathered in'. Rex eggs her on. He warns her that Bert's poem is very, well, Bert, and people might laugh at him. Jill promises to cut him off painlessly if it's too long.

Elizabeth forbids David to admire the desserts, and tells him to take in the salads. She is labelling everything with vegan, vegetarian, no cauliflower and so forth. Kenton has got hold of a copy of Bert's poetry, A Borsetshire Lad, his homage to Housman, and David and Kenton read out bits; Elizabeth finds one touching. Shula has a harvest supper at her placement parish, or they would be a full house. David muses on them all having come back to Ambridge, and they reminisce about their youth. Then it goes quiet and they hurry out because that must mean Jill is on.

Jill has chickened out of her joke, and instead suggests that her headmistress told the pupils they have a chance to give thanks, then goes on about harvest suppers past, and advertises Bert's poetry, finally saying that the barn is full, which is what every farmer wants, and that those present and those remembered are the harvest she wants to give thanks for.

Outside in the kitchen, David, Kenton and Elizabeth are remembering about Phil and wondering whether they could have foreseen where they would end up. Elizabeth says they really ought to get together more often, just the four of them.

Rex has come to the supper after all; his father has booked out of Grey Gables and gone off to go to a lunch tomorrow in London. Rex seems a bit put out about it, so Jill asks him to come and sit with her.

David has brought a selection of desserts out for the other two, and says he was quite touched by Bert's poetry: 'glad that we stand on Ambridge soil'. The three drink to Ambridge Soil.

Rex has enjoyed himself; Jill says that when Bert heard Rex would not be showing his father round the rewilding tomorrow he asked whether he might go instead, which Rex gladly agrees to They drink to the harvest, 'all is safely gathered in'.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 25th October, 2021

Friction at Lower Loxley and a shock at The Bull.

Characters: Freddie, Elizabeth, Russ, Ben, Ruth, Lily
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Julie Beckett & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Freddie is indignant about Blake having left Berrow after only two days and Jazzer not talking to him any more; Elizabeth wonders whether it may be that Blake is not talking to Jazzer rather than the other way round. Russ comes in to tell Elizabeth that they have got both The Omen and The Exorcist for their drive-in movie night at Halloween. Freddie tells them he has had an idea for Halloween: Bert last night got him thinking about ghost stories, so he thought that Bert showing people round and telling ghost stories might be a useful addition to what is already planned. His idea is immediately crushed: Russ says it's a non-starter and crazy, and Elizabeth says he might care to remember his previous failure with showing people round Lower Loxley. Freddie is put out because he has already asked Bert if he would be interested; Russ and Elizabeth say that he'll just have to tell him he's not wanted after all.

Ben doesn't have to be in at university until eleven, and wants to talk things through with Ruth, about whether nursing the elderly would be a good specialisation for him. She tries to work out whether he'd be any good at nursing elderly people: he gets on with Jill and Leonard and he treats people with respect, which would be a good start. She suggests having a drink with her and Bert this evening; she owes Bert a thank-you for helping clear up last night.

Russ tells Lily all about how silly Freddie has been, and Lily joins in the general condemnation, but draws the line at mockery of Bert from Russ and defends Bert's poems. She accuses Russ of being grumpy because he has been to see Chelsea Horrobin. He then defends Chelsea, and says he enjoyed teaching her.

Ruth asks for a round of sandwiches for Bert, and Jolene knows what he will want: cheese and pickle, with a free pickled egg. She thinks his poems could be set to music. Bert and Ben are chatting away about the foot and mouth crisis twenty years ago, and Ruth and Jolene talk to each other about what happened then.

Lily and Elizabeth are praising Russ's ability to teach Chelsea, saying that he has always been a good teacher. Freddie comes in and and when confronted says that he has told Bert he isn't wanted. After Elizabeth has gone away to work in the office, Lily tells Freddie that she knows he hasn't said anything to Bert. When she has goaded him about it for a while and refused to agree that since Russ vetoed the idea, he should be the one to tell Bert he's not wanted, Freddie retaliates by pointing out that since Russ has form with female students, Lily ought to keep an eye on his relations with Chelsea.

Bert has been beating Ben and Ruth at cribbage, until Ben won a round and Bert 'went to sleep', presumably to avoid losing a second time; Ben and Ruth have come to the bar to get drinks, and recount Bert saying that Ben only won because he had a good teacher. Ruth takes over a drink for Bert, while Jolene quizzes Ben about Beth. Then Ruth comes back and asks Jolene if she has a minute, and Jolene tells Ben to get Kenton to come behind the bar. Jolene goes over, and after they have both tried to wake him Ruth says she thinks Bert is dead.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 26th October, 2021

Regrets, some genuine, as the news spreads.

Characters: Rex, Ruth, Freddie, Lily, Elizabeth, Beth, Ben
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Julie Beckett & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Rex is at the Bungalow when Ruth comes round and is sympathetic to him; they agree Bert's death was as good as a death can be. She tried CPR as she did for her mum, but it did no good. Rex sympathises about her having been reminded about her mother's death as she chokes slightly; she changes the subject to Ben, and to Jolene clearing the bar. Rex is worried because he can't remember what he said to Bert as he went out for the evening: he was sitting at his computer and said something vague but cannot recall what exactly it was. They're glad Bert enjoyed the Harvest Supper. David and Ruth haven't managed to get hold of Bert's son, and Rex says he will ring him. Bert used to talk about Trevor and Barbara, and was very proud of his granddaughter Amy. Ruth suggests that perhaps Bert's room should be cleared up before Trevor sees it.

Freddie has made the mistake of saying something about Russ to Elizabeth and Lily, and both attack him, Lily because he is hitting her on a raw spot by asking whether she knows where Russ is and Elizabeth because she wants their bickering to stop. Lily tells Elizabeth to ask Freddie whether he has yet told Bert that he will not be wanted.

Beth is being sympathetic to Ben about Bert; all he has to say is that it wasn't nice, but it happened. He changes the subject to Josh tree-planting, and Beth wants to know whether that is really the most important thing on his mind: doesn't he care about Bert? Ben angrily says that of course he does, but though she tries to draw him out about it he clearly doesn't want to talk about Bert's death, and walks off.

While they prepare lunch in the kitchen Lily is having a go at Freddie about his dislike for Russ, whom Freddie maintains is a creep, until Elizabeth comes to break the news that Bert has 'passed away'. Ruth has rung and told her he dropped off to sleep in the pub, and didn't wake up. Lily at once starts performing sympathetic sorrow, and says she is glad Freddie asked him to help at Lower Loxley Hall and hadn't told him it wouldn't happen after all.

Ben, who is still genuinely upset but trying very hard to conceal it, has to go in to college soon. He says Bert was fine one minute, and then gone. Ben could do nothing to help: Ruth and Jolene did CPR until the ambulance arrived, and he did nothing. He froze, and he's supposed to be a nurse; maybe he's not up to it. Beth tries to reassure him there was nothing he or indeed anyone could have done, and he could learn from what happened: next time he won't freeze. He made Bert laugh in his last moments, and cared for him, because that's what he does. Now he should get off to his seminar.

Ruth is looking in Bert's room, which is very tidy. Rex has got hold of Trevor, who is on a railway holiday in Scotland and can't get down until the weekend. They agree not to touch Bert's room until Trevor has seen it, but he wants Rex to look out for two or three things: a photo of Freda, and a book about folk tales of Borchester, and a scorecard from a cricket match. They see the photo almost at once, then Rex looks in a box by the bed where he finds the book, while Ruth finds the score-card from 1994 pinned to the wall. Rex also notices three cufflinks in a saucer, which makes them wonder but they assume Bert will have kept them for a reason. Then Trevor sends a text to Rex saying that he will be arriving in Ambridge tomorrow morning after all.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 27th October, 2021

It is possible to be more of a bore than Bert was.

Characters: Tony, Trevor, Ruth, Rex, Lily, Russ
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Julie Beckett & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tony has come over to see Rex, and in his stead finds Trevor, who has located the key to the bungalow and let himself in. Trevor has remembered Tony's face even though it has changed, and explains at some length how he found the spare key hidden under a small stone rather than a large one, just as he had advised his father. Tony needs to get back to the potato harvest [sic] and doesn't want to stay for tea, but Trevor would welcome company and Tony seems to be it.

Ruth has found Rex buying biscuits to offer Trevor, who is due to arrive in about an hour. He is anxious about getting things right, and she reassures him he'll do fine.

Lily interrupts Russ, who is making notes for his introductions to the films, to ask him to say something nice to Freddie, who is upset about Bert. Russ doesn't want to, and says that he refuses to be hypocritical. Apparently Freddie is an annoying little tick who needs to be put in his place, and for some reason it is Russ's job to do this.

Trevor has Tony in an Ancient Mariner grip, and is telling him about the train journey down on the earlier train he caught. Tony is being bored to tears but managing to make the right noises. When Rex arrives, Tony explains that he must go because they are in the middle of harvesting spuds [sic]. Trevor insists on thanking Rex for all he did for Bert. Rex has collected all Bert's notebooks, including notes on rocks and stones, which breaks Trevor down for a moment. Rex tells Trevor he will stay out of the way, but that is the last thing Trevor wants; he needs company.

Lily is buttering Russ up about what a good teacher he is: apparently Chelsea has been correcting Susan's apostrophes in the shop. Clearly he has been an inspiration to her. She brings the subject back to Freddie, whom he ought to be able similarly to inspire; she says she's told Freddie that Russ wants him to do the introduction for The Omen. Russ is displeased.

On the phone to Ruth, Rex makes it fairly evident that he has noticed that Trevor is a bit like Bert, and furthermore is the most boring person Rex has ever met. Ruth sympathises. Rex has escaped to feed his pigs, but he will have to go back. Ruth tells him Toby says their father had a great time at his lunch, and Rex says bitterly that he is so glad his father had a good time schmoozing instead of seeing his son.

Trevor continues to bore on, but he is talking to himself this time, saying the same things he said to Tony about the journey; Rex hears him as he comes in. He's found a pile of letters; Bert was writing to him on Monday and never finished. He's also found a postcard from himself in Switzerland when he was fifteen, which he insists on reading to Rex: it's as dull as everything else about him. Rex does his best, and offers him a lift to the station the following day, but Trevor wants to go to The Bull, and proposes to stay until the weekend to do so, and also to stay up all night talking.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti [who would like to point out that you don't harvest potatoes, you lift them.]

Thursday 28th October, 2021

In The Bull, Trevor is on form; everyone else is off home.

Characters: Eddie, Trevor, Rex, Jolene, Tony, Leonard
Credited scriptwriter: Nick Warburton

Director: Julie Beckett & Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie wants to know if Tony will be along later, and Trevor shows him some photos he has found of Joe and Bert at the Flower and Produce show in previous years. They have a small competition about whose dad was more of a one-off, and Eddie mentions the Joe Grundy Award, of which Trevor had heard already; Trevor suggests the prize might be renamed the Fry and Grundy award, and to justify the names being that way round, which has affronted Eddie, goes into a long list of pairs of people in alphabetical order. Eddie is driven to the bar.

Eddie tells Jolene that Trevor is holding his head up; Jolene tells him that she missed Bert this afternoon when two lads from Borchester sat at the table where Bert died. They were a nasty pair and it was disrespectful to Bert's memory. She thinks you can see a lot of Bert in Trevor; Eddie says he could bore the backside off a dead rabbit and tells her about the list of pairs. Jolene starts thinking up names in pairs; neither of the examples she gives are in alphabetical order, and Eddie begs her to stop: he came over to get away from that. She says there must surely be enough people in to dilute the Trevor effect.

While Trevor is in the lavatory Leonard asks what he is like; Tony replies he is like a dark cave that draws you in. Eddie tells them that he has a plan to stop Trevor boring them all rigid other than locking him into the gents. They should create a rota: fifteen minutes each with Trevor before Eddie brings a new person over and introduces them, for the Trevor Relay. Tony spots that Eddie isn't on the list himself, but Eddie points out that someone has to do the introducing, and Leonard volunteers to take the first shift. Tony asks how to get out of it if they can bear it no more, and Eddie says just to say "badger".

Rex reckons Jolene must be glad to see so many in on a Thursday night, but turns down the Sunday Halloween event, which Jolene reckons will be just as crowded; he reckons it wouldn't be exactly respectful.

Trevor is telling Tony all about his railway trips on the continent, and sandwiches he and Barbara could and couldn't get at various stations there. Tony says "badger" repeatedly and loudly, which to Trevor's slight bemusement he claims is about people badgering you on Strasbourg station, but Eddie doesn't appear: he is playing darts. Tony says his phone has vibrated to call him home, and drops Leonard in it as he makes his escape even though Leonard has already played his part in the rota.

Eddie tells Jolene the rota was a good idea, but she points out that Trevor has practically cleared the place, and she doesn't think Sunday will go well either: they can't hold a Halloween do so soon after Bert's death, it wouldn't be respectful.

As they walk back to The Bungalow Trevor thanks Rex for taking him to The Bull, where he met so many good, kind people. He hopes Tony got home all right, then eulogises country darkness and the stars. Rex asks him not to tell him about the stars, then says Trevor is a good man but just now he doesn't want to hear about Cassiopeia. In the letter to Trevor which he didn't finish Bert mentioned the rewilding and how much he was looking forward to going round it, so Trevor wants to give Rex a memento of Bert, perhaps the poetry notebooks. Rex accepts them with alacrity, and Trevor says that Bert talked about Rex as if he were a second son to him. Rex is embarrassed and says that Trevor was his real son, but Trevor says Bert was proud of Rex the way a dad should be.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 31st October, 2021

Justin thinks he has done well, Shula and Kenton both know that they have.

Characters: Justin, Lilian, Kenton, Toby, Shula,
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Justin is still convinced he can transform The Stables. Lilian agrees with him most enthusiastically as he rhapsodises about plans for an exclusive and elite set-up. Then she pours cold water on the whole idea of upmarket stables by mentioning the half-built equestrian centre in Felpersham which went bust recently. He immediately sounds less sure of himself. She also mentions another stable which has gone bankrupt. Both are talking as if they now owned The Stables.

Audrey Fisher has demanded her money back from the Bull because the Halloween special night has been cancelled, and Kenton and Toby are rude about her and then about Trevor (whom she saw leaving the village) until Justin comes in with Martyn asking for two pints of Shires and two ploughman's lunches, Martyn's without pickled onion. Justin wants to know why they have cancelled the evening's event and refunded tickets. Kenton expresses his regret but says that the planned Halloween celebration would have been in terrible taste, given that Bert died in the pub on Monday, and Justin correctly says that it's none of his business anyway.

At The Stables Lilian and Shula are talking about the beauty of autumn; Shula feels younger than she has for years, but laughs off Lilian's instant assumption that she must have got a lover. She has her business plan nearly finished ready for Justin to have in the afternoon, though she fears he might find it rather tame; Lilian tells her that she has done her best to steer Justin away from his grandiose plans, and Shula will get a further chance to win him over when they meet in The Bull in the evening. Shula is still nervous, but starting to feel invigorated.

In the end only three tickets to The Bull's Halloween extravaganza have been returned. Toby is off home, unsure if he's wanted later, but Kenton says that if the bar is quiet he can sort the stock-room ready for Christmas orders to be fitted in.

Justin calls to Lilian, who is getting ready to go out and missing her ritual of checking for cigarettes and lighter before leaving: he is looking for his charger, which she has taken. He has not changed to go out to The Bull, and admits he quite liked Shula's business plan for her own property; he mansplains to Lilian all the things she said to him earlier. She determinedly steers him towards going to The Bull, saying he will get no peace to work that evening anyway with all the trick-or-treaters who are sure to turn up.

When they get down there they find that The Bull is heaving, with everyone playing games such as cribbage and enjoying themselves. Shula puts forward her ideas again; Justin agrees they need to meet to crunch the figures, and goes to get a bottle of fizz and three glasses. After he has left the two women congratulate each other on having successfully manipulated him.

Toby and Kenton are delighted about what a good evening it has turned out to be: they should make a games night a regular thing. Justin demands a bottle of bubbly, and they agree that Bert would be over the moon about a very fitting legacy.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 1st November, 2021

Toby is in the doghouse, and Blake is still confused.

Characters: Pip, Leonard, Jazzer, Harrison, Toby, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Leonard finds Pip taking some bread from the farmhouse kitchen, which on enquiry he tells her is fine. She regrets having been in the pub until late last night; Toby was out even later, and had not got home when she woke at three, which meant she was awake half the night worrying. He also forgot to tell her he had finished the bread. She apologises to Leonard for her ill-tempered venting, and he offers her a cup of coffee, which she accepts.

Jazzer has not seen Blake since he left Berrow, and can't get hold of him; he has come to ask Harrison for help. Harrison tries to reassure him that it's not his fault. Jazzer is worried that Blake is still deluded about Philip having been 'kind' to him: it's as if he has Stockholm Syndrome. Harrison says he will keep an eye out for him.

Pip has gone back to Rickyard to pick a quarrel with Toby. He realises she is annoyed that he stayed out all night, and claims he was staying at a mate's and felt no need to tell her so; she tells him she was worried all night in case he didn't get back to look after Rosie in the morning. She brings up his having once left Rosie in the care of Jim and Robert [in February 2019. Chris]; he is upset by the suggestion that this single incident means that he is flaky, reminding her that he was there as well on that occasion but had work behind the bar. This time, he maintains, he has done nothing wrong: Rosie was dressed, fed and delivered to nursery on time.

Harrison has found Blake, who as soon as he is told that Jazzer is concerned about him makes it very clear that he doesn't want to see Jazzer. Harrison agrees he doesn't have to, but says that now he can tell Jazzer that Blake is OK, and tries to get through the idea that Blake can always ask Harrison if he needs help. Blake says he does need some help: if Harrison wears his uniform, can he get Mr Moss and Gavin let out? They shouldn't be locked up. He knows people who should be locked up: he gives Harrison a list – the woman, the Grey Man, someone else who was even worse – but with no real names. Harrison is very keen to be told who the bad men are, but Blake decides to bargain: he's had a brilliant idea which would mean they both get what they want.

Leonard has brought some scones fresh from Jill's oven over to Rickyard Cottage; he tells Toby that Pip didn't say anything bad against him, except perhaps that the cupboard was bare. Toby is very upset that she might have been bad-mouthing him round the farm, and after Leonard soothes him down, Toby lets on that he and Pip do share a bed but without touching each other. Toby says sleeping in the same bed like that like that is a nightmare, and the sofa downstairs is too uncomfortable for him to sleep on often; Pip won't sleep on it at all but simply says she isn't a student any more. Leonard, excruciatingly embarrassed, sees it must be difficult for them both.

Harrison tells Blake he can't arrange for him to visit Philip in prison, and that it is the courts not the the police who have sent him there, but suggests once more that it would be brave of Blake to help the police. Blake persuades him to try to get him a visit with Mr Moss, and rushes away as Harrison's phone rings for the third time: it's Jazzer wanting to be reassured about Blake, and when Harrison tells him that Blake is fine but refuses to say any more about him, Jazzer says that now he is really worried.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 2nd November, 2021

Toby has an idea, and Blake has a one-track mind.

Characters: Kirsty, Rex, Blake, Harrison, Pip, Toby
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty meets Rex at the village shop, and tells him she has been summoned by Lynda for a meeting tomorrow. She has been stocking up with snacks and is on her way to the hide for a bit of quiet contemplation. She commiserates about Bert with Rex, who is missing him and feeling strange about him not being there to be made a cuppa whenever Rex is having one himself. Rex doesn't know whether he'll be able to stay at the grace-and-favour bungalow, or afford the rent if he is allowed to; Kirsty suggests he should ask Ruth and David, and then at least he'd know if he does have to get out.

Blake has showed up to find Harrison, who is delighted to see him. He wants to know when he can see Mr Moss, and Harrison says he doesn't even know yet if it would be allowed. Harrison explains that he is speaking to his superior officer and that he could arrange for her to see Blake about it, but Blake is firm that he will only talk to Harrison. He just wants to see Mr Moss.

At Brookfield, Pip greets Rex, who is looking for Ruth or David. She offers to help, but he wants to get back to work. When she presses him, he foolishly lets her know that he wants to find out what is being planned for the bungalow; she tells him she has no idea, but whatever happens it won't be immediate. She is not proud about the way they behaved over Hollowtree, and she assures him he won't find himself out on his ear with no notice.

Kirsty finds Blake asleep in the hide. She tries to be friendly, but asks him too many questions, which makes him suspicious. He insists that Mr Moss is her family, telling her that he cares about Mr Moss and so should she. She tries to explain how she feels, and that Philip lied to her and was lying to Blake, but Blake tells her about Mr Moss having given him his favourite jumper and anyway, Mr Harrison is arranging for him to visit Mr Moss.

Toby tells Pip that Leonard thinks they are admirable living like this; they neither of them sound all that sure about it, though. Toby thinks perhaps he should move in with Rex so they can pay the rent for the bungalow between them, but before he suggests it to Rex he wants to know what Pip thinks. Pip thinks if he did that she would have her bed to herself, though Rosie might find him not being there a little strange.

Kirsty has come hotfoot to Harrison; she wants to know what is going on. He tells her that he can't stop Blake from seeing Philip even though he knows it's not a good idea at all. She says he is really worrying her, and after she has told him that she won't be able to sleep over it, he explains about Blake's attempt to make a deal: information about the people he was sold on to in exchange for seeing Philip. They need concrete evidence, and Blake is determined to see Philip, so they may not be able to stop him anyway. Kirsty fears that if a visit happens, Blake will slip back into Philip's control.

Rex is not at all enthusiastic about Toby moving in. Toby tries to tell him it would be great, and they'd have a good time as they always used to, so Rex ought to be grateful to him for suggesting it; Rex says he wouldn't be grateful to live with a messy, lazy manchild nor to come in and find Toby slobbing on the sofa in front of the TV and the room full of empty beer-cans. Toby has a try at sympathy about Bert, and Rex softens slightly; Toby suggests they could have a beer and chat about Bert for a bit, anyway, and Rex apologises and says he was out of order. He's been thinking a lot, and he doesn't want to go backwards: he's ready for things to change.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 3rd November, 2021

There are mysteries, and a mysterious message is sent.

Characters: Kirsty, Lynda, Roy, Lilian
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty has come to meet Lynda at the tea-room; Lynda wants her to be in on the relaunching of the Mysteries, with Lynda's own, newly-finished script. She plans the performance of part one, the Nativity, for Boxing Day. Kirsty wonders whether Boxing Day is ideal: will the actors want to do it, rather than slob about after the celebrations the day before, let alone the audience? Lynda is at her most bombastic, and Kirsty pours cold water, or rather mud, which Lynda pooh-poohs. The Passion will be on the second of January, and she sees the hide as a possible venue; Kirsty tells her she saw Blake there, which distracts Lynda for only a moment. A resigned Kirsty must start to ring round the cast, and they need a new God to replace Bert.

In his lunch-break at Willow Farm, Roy gets off the phone from Oliver, having also spoken to Tracy twice. Kirsty feels that Lynda is being a bit mad wanting to hold the Mysteries out of doors in mid-winter, but Roy thinks that it sounds exciting. He doesn't want to play God, thank you: he'll stick to his role as Judas.

Lynda has encountered Lilian at the church; she wants to see Alan, because she has lost her God and the first reading for the Mysteries is next week. Lilian has little time to help her, whether the crisis be spiritual or merely dramatic, and is brusque, then apologises and blames a recent lapse in having given up smoking. Lynda isn't very impressed by that as an excuse for such rudeness, and then drops her bombshell: she had thought of inviting Lilian to the MBE ceremony, Robert already being lined up as one guest, but not any longer given her attitude.

Roy and Kirsty are having fish finger sandwiches, on white bread, with ketchup and nothing green in sight, and Kirsty produces a bottle of champagne. She is celebrating: her lawyer has told her that the divorce papers will be ready to go as soon as the year of her marriage is up on 10th December. Roy congratulates her, and they drink to freedom. Kirsty informs Roy that she is feeling guilty about Blake, and reveals his desire to visit Philip in prison. He mustn't do it, because he is a vulnerable adult, so she has to put a stop to it somehow and she has had an idea which just might work.

Lilian has come to The Bull to try to make her peace with Lynda: she has been trying all afternoon to find her a God for the mysteries. She thought of asking Roman for help, and he has emailed her back straight away with the names of two local people who might join the cast, professional actors who won't mind being part of an amateur production as a one-off. Lynda withholds the invitation to the MBE ceremony for a while, but Lilian's general grovelling convinces her that she should be invited after all.

Kirsty tells Roy that the message she has just sent has made her feel sick, but it is done now and she doesn't regret it.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 4th November, 2021

Bridge Farm blows it and Kirsty has made serious error.

Characters: Natasha, Tom, Pat, Philip, Kirsty
Credited scriptwriter: Sarah Hehir

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Natasha comes to check up on Tom's veg-box packing; she makes fun of Adam's proselytising about herbal leys, from which she is escaping. She is planning redecoration, which Tom will leave to her, but he needs more copies of the recipe leaflet for the boxes and asks whether she might fetch some. He has been thinking about her having to commute; maybe she should consider bringing Summer Orchard to Bridge Farm. She says that she doesn't know: it feels too soon, and she needs to concentrate on marketing. She adds that it is her business and she wants to retain control of it.; he muses that husband-and-wife teams sell well to the press. They are laughing together about that when Pat appears and is glad to see Natasha: she asks whether Tom is filling Natasha in on their plans for Summer Orchard.

Philip rings Kirsty and is very pleased to hear her; he thinks it's about the divorce, but she tells him she needs to talk to him about something even more important.

Natasha has come in to the kitchen, where Pat is making mackerel pâté. Natasha agrees to have some – with toast, Pat decides – but corrects Pat's idea that she will soon be moving her business to Bridge Farm; Pat makes matters worse by saying they are all eager to bring her into the fold, and telling her what they have planned for her storage, office and desk. Natasha quite fails to be properly enthusiastic.

Philip can hear the birds, and misses the rain; he goes on about that somewhat. Kirsty lets him talk for a while, then tries to get a word in: she tells him Blake was in the hide. Philip is shocked and begs her to be careful. He wishes he'd left things as they were; then everyone would still be OK. Kirsty protests against that, and he immediately starts to talk about how good he was to the lads. Kirsty inadvertently lets him realise that Blake has been talking with Harrison; she begs him to tell Blake he doesn't want to see him, but he decides he would be doing Blake a favour if he did see and talk with him. It would also go some way to demonstrating to others that he had Blake's welfare at heart in his dealings with him.

Natasha is being tart with Tom, and it dawns on him that she is angry. She tells him tersely that she realises he can't help telling his family all about her business without her being informed first, and they have decided everything about bringing Summer Orchard to Bridge Farm without consulting her at all; she trashes their plans comprehensively.

Philip wants to talk to Blake, and Kirsty wishes she had never asked him to call her. He tells her again that he wants to prove he did help Blake. She begs him one more time: Blake needs a chance to rebuild his life, he's been through enough. After trying to make her feel guilty by telling her she has dangled the idea of a visit in front of him, Philip offers a bargain: he'll turn down Blake's request, but only if she comes to see him instead.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 7th November, 2021

Kirsty makes Nature her refuge and Tony fears for his.

Characters: Kirsty, Helen, Natasha, Tony, Pat, Rex
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty is asking Helen for advice about going to see Philip. She doesn't want to, but for some reason thinks that it's inevitable that if she doesn't Blake will fall under his spell again. What's worse is that she was reminded by hearing Philip's voice of the idyll she thought she would be living in now. Helen, who says she knows a bit about manipulation herself, does her best to comfort her, and invites her to go to lunch at Bridge Farm with her, Lee and the boys. Kirsty would prefer to go on a long walk alone.

Natasha has found Tony with his model railway. She had thought it was in the house, but Tony explains that it expanded and Pat suggested that he should move out to the barn and a bigger table. He also has the MG and a classic tractor in there. Natasha says it's not really part of the farm at all: it's a man-cave. She wonders if it could be better used as her Summer Orchard HQ and starts to plan how she would arrange it; Tony says it is not big enough and starts to find other reasons it is not suitable. Pat then appears to say that Helen and Lee and the boys have arrived, and lunch will be in half an hour; she and Natasha go back to the house.

Rex encounters Kirsty on her walk; he warns her of some campers with unfriendly dogs, though those are at least on leads and their owners seem reasonable, unlike some of the rewilding holidaymakers. He offers to show her the private bit that such visitors don't get to see; he is sad Bert never saw it, and he and Kirsty reminisce about Bert. They agree that in the pub with friends round you is the way to die. Then he takes her into the truly rewilded bit, which she says is amazing.

Pat, Tony and Natasha are talking about the model railway before lunch; Natasha offers to lay the table, since Helen has got distracted from doing it. As soon as she leaves the room, Tony tells Pat in a hoarse undertone that Natasha has designs on his barn. They agree that is a bad idea, and the barn is impractical for a number of reasons; Tony says that he tried to talk her out of it, but she didn't get the message. Pat reassures him that she can't use it without their agreement, and she won't get that.

Rex is showing off the wild-flower area that has replaced arable land; nature is reasserting itself. He really wanted his dad to see it, but Robin cancelled at the last minute. If he could see it he might understand, but sometimes when something goes wrong Rex hears his voice saying that it was all a big mistake. Kirsty says they all have those little voices telling them they are failures, but Rex ought not to listen to them. He waxes lyrical about the wild hedgerows, and they see a charm of goldfinches on some thistle-heads; Rex tells her they have had greenfinches and yellowhammers too. He shows her an ash seedling which will be protected by the brambles from predators until it is large enough to look out for itself, and the place with shorter grass where the longhorns have been grazing; there are different plant species in that area. She's delighted by it all, and says it's inspiring: it makes you believe that things will get better if you give them time. She thanks him for the walk, and then they see a kestrel, which she says has really made her day.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 8th November, 2021

Lynda has her usual problem, and Bridge Farm has an territorial one.

Characters: Lynda, Tracy, Roy, Kirsty, Helen, Johnny
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda plans to hold the first read-through of her Mysteries in the village hall at seven on Thursday evening, and Tracy is in favour; Lynda wants her to make sure Jazzer turns up. Lilian's candidate for God is now unavailable, the burden of casting has resettled on Lynda's shoulders, and nobody in the village is prepared to step into Bert's shoes. Roy is trying to get Tracy's attention, so Tracy apologises to Lynda and rings off, then defends herself for taking a private call when she is alone at the front desk, on the grounds that Roy is in the Mysteries too. Roy just wants her to get hold of the plumber as she has already been asked to do, and not to take any more private calls.

Kirsty has gone to apologise to Helen for her bad temper yesterday, and says she is feeling better after her tour of the rewilding site. She goes on for a bit about how wonderful it was out there with the wind on her face; she has been helped to get things into perspective.

Johnny tells Helen that Natasha has been poking around with a measuring-stick and suggesting that even though it is winter and the cows have been brought in, the mobile milking parlour should be outside like the ones she has seen on television. Helen realises that Natasha is after the shed in which the milking parlour lives in the winter, and says she will have a word with her.

Lynda comes to find Tracy, who asks her if she has found God. Tracy has thought that if God could be a woman Jennifer Aldridge might be suitable for the part; Lynda says that Jennifer lacks the common touch, which Bert had in abundance. Roy comes in hoping for a word with Lynda, and Tracy says he is obviously God because he has fixed the leaking pipe from the morning, but Lynda points out that he has already been cast as Judas. That is what he wanted to see Lynda about: he tells her that he can't do it. The Passion will be happening on 2nd January and he will be in Birmingham with Mike and Vicky over New Year. He refuses to cancel that, though Lynda expects him to prioritise her production over family, whom he can see any time: she tells him he is vital, but he is unmoved and goes away to interview the housekeeper, leaving Lynda disconsolate.

Johnny is still anxious, so Helen explains the plan they have made for Natasha to subsume her business in Bridge Farm, which leads Johnny to say it's crazy for Natasha to want to take over his cowshed. Helen reassures him that they won't agree to her doing that, and says that Natasha knows a lot about many things but she doesn't understand about all aspects of farming, nor indeed about the Archer family. She also put Tony out yesterday by behaving as if she wanted to take over his shed, but she's away for a couple of nights and may get a bit of perspective when she has had time to think things over.

Lynda complains to Kirsty about Roy's apostasy, and voices her fear that the project is unravelling. Kirsty reassures her they have all the other parts cast, but Lynda is feeling betrayed and unhappy. Kirsty says she will try to find someone else, but Lynda flatly refuses to entertain the idea of recasting and says that they must try to make Roy change his mind. She thinks Kirsty might have more success than her. Then she has another plan: that Kirsty should ask Oliver to tell Roy he is needed over New Year and cancel his leave. Kirsty can't see why she has to do it rather than Lynda, but then remembers that Kathy will be off over New Year, and Lynda leaps on that: what sort of hotel lets both its manager and its under-manager be away at the same time? She says dramatically that Grey Gables' reputation is at stake and it's up to Kirsty to make Oliver realise that.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 9th November, 2021

Give Eddie an inch and he'll take a ballroom.

Characters: Eddie, Roy, Oliver, Lilian, Lynda, Kirsty
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie has turned up to deliver some logs at Grey Gables, and when Roy asks, tells him that he is depressed because the plans for their renewal of vows celebration have been stymied by the pub it was booked for having gone bust and taken his deposit with it. There's no chance of finding anywhere else so late in the day. After he has gone Roy shares this with Oliver, who has heard already at breakfast and was wondering whether they might offer meeting-room four for the ceremony; Roy doesn't feel that Grey Gables is a suitable venue and reminds Oliver about Joe's behaviour after the flood.

Lilian enquires why Lynda Snell MBE is so down, and Lynda does not hesitate to explain at length. Lilian tries to say she is doing her best to help with the casting, but Lynda is not to be diverted from wallowing in self-pity. Even mention of the MBE ceremony doesn't really seem to help, and Lilian demonstrating how to curtsey just makes her peevish.

Kirsty is pointing out to Oliver that she has noticed both Kathy and Roy are planning to be away over New Year. She comes down hard on the 'Grey Gables can't afford any risk to its reputation' line, but Oliver is determined that he is not prepared to prevent Roy from seeing his family. And in any case, Oliver asks, what business is it of Kirsty's? Kirsty feels called on to explain Lynda's problem and scheme; Oliver is unmoved, and is not prepared to disturb Kathy's staffing rota nor lie to Roy.

Lilian is trying to bully Lynda into curtseying more deeply, and coaching her as to how it should be done, but Lynda is not impressed. Kirsty rings with the bad news, and says they will have to recast; Lynda responds that she will come over and see her later to discuss the matter further, ignoring Kirsty's protests that she is busy in the evening, and cuts off the call.

Oliver leaves a message with Mike Tucker asking him to ring back as soon as possible, and then Eddie knocks and comes in and Oliver offers him the use of the Grey Gables meeting room for the ceremony; Eddie turns it down under the impression he'd have to pay for it, but Oliver reassures him it would be a gift. When he hears how small the meeting-room is Eddie puts in an immediate bid for the ballroom, which Oliver has stupidly said is the only other room which is also vacant on that day. Oliver protests, but before he can make himself clear Mike rings him back and Eddie leaves, thanking him profusely for the use of the ballroom.

Roy catches Lynda on her way to see Kirsty and tells her that he isn't going to Birmingham after all: Mike has just rung him to say that he and the rest of the family will be coming to Ambridge over New Year and staying at Grey Gables, apart from Abbie who will stay with her dad. Apparently Mike has got very good terms, which seems a little mysterious to both of them since neither has heard of any offer at the hotel: Roy speculates that Mike must have had a win on the horses. In any case, it means that he can play Judas after all, and Lynda is simply very happy about this extraordinary piece of good fortune.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 10th November, 2021

Oliver finds that no good deed goes unpunished. Twice.

Characters: Eddie, Oliver, Clarrie, Susan, Lynda, Mia
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie plans to have a DJ, Freddie Pargetter, at his rapidly expanding party, and Oliver is slightly disconcerted by his plans; questioned directly, Eddie admits that these have grown from the ones he'd had for the Fox and Hounds. Oliver becomes increasingly unhappy with the whole idea, particularly when Eddie is unable to specify how many people will come, and tries to suggest that it is not certain they can even have the ballroom and that if anyone else wants it and will pay for it they will take priority, but Eddie is oblivious.

Susan will still be playing a king in Lynda's Mysteries, but hopes the horse will have been written out. Clarrie says Mia is laughing about being Harrison's mum, the Virgin to his Jesus; she'd already learned her lines for the previous version and is afraid she might get them mixed up. Clarrie and Susan get on with making the yoghurt, and Clarrie tells Susan about the change of venue for the celebration, which Susan had already heard because it is all round the village. Clarrie thinks the Grey Gables ballroom too large a venue, but Susan says it will be a once-in-a-lifetime occasion and the likes of them don't often get a chance to be in a place like that.

Lynda has discovered that Oliver persuaded Mike to come for the weekend at New Year, and thanks him profusely; he shrugs it off. She then goes on to invite him to be God. He refuses immediately, but she continues blandishing, and asks him to take time to consider it. She goes on to speak of his allowing Eddie and Clarrie the use of the ballroom, and he says he didn't in fact intend to let Eddie have it: it was an accident. While Oliver was distracted by a phone call Eddie took him up on something Oliver had mentioned in passing earlier.

Clarrie is worried about the ballroom. She feels that things are getting out of hand: Emma has rung about the celebration because she got talking to Fallon, and they will do some batches of their new mini-quiches and sausage rolls for it. Susan suggests Jennifer Aldridge might also help, but Clarrie doesn't want 'charity'. Mia comes in off the school bus and has been told by Pip that she and Toby will give them some gins and tonics, and a chocolate fountain was left behind at Brookfield after a wedding so Eddie and Clarrie are welcome to have that too. Clarrie, rather stunned, asks faintly whether the Archers are coming as well, and learns that Eddie has said everyone is welcome as long as they bring food and drink.

Eddie has heard from Baggy, who will bring some home-brew. Oliver is more and more concerned, and starts trying to make sure Eddie knows that all that is on offer is the use of the room. Eddie and Clarrie must clear up after themselves. And there must be no smoking in the building. And if they go outside to smoke they must keep the noise down. Eddie promises that everyone will behave.

Mia has come outside in the dark to find Clarrie, who has gone into the garden because she needed a bit of peace and quiet after an evening of the rest of the family planning the do at Grey Gables. Mia points out that it is Clarrie's party, but Clarrie says it isn't any more: it was meant to be about her and Eddie and renewing their vows with close friends and family there, and the size the event has grown to was not what she was planning at all. It's too late to stop them now, and she would look ungrateful if she rejected everyone's kind offers. She tells Mia sternly that she isn't to say a word, and Mia reluctantly says 'all right'.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 11th November, 2021

His boss has cause to carpet Burns, and there's friction at Bridge Farm.

Characters: Kirsty. Harrison, Adam, Natasha, Inspector Norris
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty catches Harrison and asks if he will be there for the Mysteries read-through, then enquires whether he has seen Blake. He doesn't want to discuss anything to do with Blake at all, saying it is confidential, but admits to having seen him and says he is fine.

Adam, who has nearly finished potato-picking (sic. that's what Natasha called it. Chris), greets Natasha, who is looking for a suitable space for Summer Orchard and has discovered all sorts of unexpected nooks and crannies around the farm. Adam has enjoyed lifting potatoes, and the lack of responsibility that goes with it; she reminds him that as a one-woman business, she has to be responsible.

Sergeant Burns is being carpeted by Inspector Norris, who wants to know what is happening with Blake. She takes him off the case; Philip Moss has complained about him. He's been talking to Philip's wife Kirsty, and Kirsty has talked to Philip. He grovels and says repeatedly that he is really, really sorry: Kirsty told him she would never speak to Philip. Inspector Norris says grimly that Philip now wants to see Blake. Burns should never have allowed it to be known to anybody that Blake wanted to see Moss.

Natasha approaches Adam again. She asserts that she doesn't want to complain, then at once complains about Tom's family and their offering her inappropriate places for her business. They want her to move there and won't take her seriously nor listen to a word she says: every time she suggests anything they just dig their feet in. She wants him to tell her what to do. He tells her about Kate as an example of someone digging her feet in, and she immediately asks whether he has time to have a coffee with her.

Inspector Norris wants to know what Burns thought he was doing, and he tries to explain that he really wants to help Blake; he says that the same thing is true of Kirsty, and explains that he blew his mouth to Kirsty as a result. The inspector tells him the damage is done: if Moss pushes for Blake to see him, and Blake wants to, it will be almost impossible to stop it from happening.

Natasha has had a bit of a brainwave: the orchard would be the ideal place for her HQ to be built. She might even keep one or two of the trees. Adam suggests that the tea-room's owners might not be happy at the loss of their outdoor seating, and Natasha is firm that it wouldn't be their decision to make. In any case they couldn't object to having a building next to them. She wouldn't be impinging on any of the family business; how could any of the family object, in that case?

Harrison asks for a word with Kirsty before the reading in the evening, wanting to know why she didn't tell him about being on the phone to Philip: she might have lost him his job. She claims that because Philip had pleaded guilty, she thought he might want to do the right thing. Harrison tells her exactly how much harm she has done. She says that she can go and see Philip instead of Blake going, to try to make up for the mess she has caused. She'll go and visit him, every month if that's what it takes.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 14th November, 2021

Roy is an unwelcome presence; Ruairi is an unwelcome absence.

Characters: Roy, Kirsty, Elizabeth, Ben, Jennifer
Credited scriptwriter:
Adrian Flynn
Directors: Kim Greengrass & Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Roy is burbling about Abbie coming home at New Year, and Kirsty isn't being properly enthusiastic about his family reunion. She is looking for Brown Hairstreak eggs in a hedge where the rewilding is happening; Roy says that if they find any that would be a feather in the cap of the rewilders, meaning his daughter Phoebe, but she quashes that instantly by telling him the hedge was there long before they started. It's clear that she doesn't really want him around; she is only doing it because she would rather be doing something useful than sitting at home thinking.

Elizabeth has been to see Jill and takes the opportunity to catch up with Ben as well; he is worrying about making sure the sheep are put into the right field, Whiteacre, to avoid upsetting Stella again. Elizabeth asks him about his visit to London for the weekend. He and Beth had a great time at the posh hotel near Tower Bridge that Vince paid for; they also saw Ruairi, who insisted on standing them dinner. Ben says there are depths to Beth beneath her banter, and Elizabeth says the Caseys are like that: there is a lot more to Vince than most people realise, as well.

Roy is still talking at Kirsty and trying to jolly her along; eventually, after being ignored for a bit, he tells her she has a face that would break plates, and he wants to know what's wrong. She explains that Christmas will be hard for her, since it was on Christmas Eve that she discovered about Philip. Roy assures her that they will get through it, but she is hardly consoled. Then after a bit of breast-beating about what a mess she has made of everything, she tells him she has changed her mind and will be going to see Philip after all.

Jennifer is grateful for Jill sparing her some honey in a bad year for it and collects a couple of jars from Ben. Since he has seen Ruairi, she asks him how her son is, and he tells her Ruairi is well and happy and already knows all the good places for going out, then quickly adds that he is studying hard as well, of course. Elizabeth butts in with the information that when he told her on Friday about an essay he had done she didn't even understand the title; he rang her up to thank her for the present she sent him for his birthday as his godmother. Jennifer is taken aback, then asks whether he mentioned the present she and Brian sent. There is an awkward pause.

Roy is horrified that Kirsty is doing something so stupid and self-destructive, when even the thought of it a month in advance makes her so upset; she loses patience and tells him he is the reason she is upset at the moment. He says that he is only trying to help, and she that she wishes he wouldn't.

Jennifer is devastated about Ruairi having had time for everyone except her; he has sent a few texts since he started at university but never had time for a conversation. Ben does his best to assure her that Ruairi is just very busy, rather than ignoring her out of malice, but she is clearly not convinced, and goes away to see Jill. After she has left, Elizabeth asks rather anxiously whether Ruairi is really that busy, since she had a hard time getting him off the phone on Friday, and Ben admits he talked a lot about his birth-mother and his family in Ireland, not much about Ambridge. He feels that if Ruairi goes on the way he is at present, he may never want to come back at all, even for visits. Elizabeth rightly realises that there is nothing she can do about this: it is not her business to interfere, even as Ruairi's godmother.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 15th November, 2021

Tony appreciates input from Adam, while Clarrie wants less input from everyone.

Characters: Tony, Adam, Tom, Clarrie, Eddie, Elizabeth
Credited scriptwriter:
Adrian Flynn
Directors: Kim Greengrass & Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tony and Adam are weighing the cattle, and have separated out one who is the right weight for slaughter. Adam tells him that Brian and Jennifer are going for a meal in Covent Garden for Brian's birthday, at her insistence. It has been decided that Natasha is to have the orchard for her juicing plant, which will suit her well: Summer Orchard juice from the Bridge Farm orchard will be a marketing executive's dream, according to Adam. Tony and Pat are sad to lose the trees, but it is the next generation's turn to make the big decisions now. Adam says that is a refreshing attitude. A second steer is selected to be slaughtered, and then butchering by Maurice at Sawyers. Adam reckons Tony was lucky to get a slot at the slaughterhouse: there seem to be labour shortages throughout meat production. They discuss Barry Simmonds' low-fade hair and new girlfriend briefly, then Adam helps Tony take the Anguses back out before going to a shift in the shop in twenty minutes. Tony wants to ask his advice about something while they do that.

Clarrie says that Fallon wants to know how many quiches to make for their party, and by this afternoon. She needs the guest-list, and Eddie is writing on the back of it. Also, Fallon wants to know whether she can leave the quiches and sausage rolls at Grey Gables overnight, and Eddie – without having consulted Oliver – says that will be fine. Carol Tregorran wants to know whether Clarrie prefers roses or gladioli, since she wants to give her flowers: a vows renewal ceremony is such a lovely idea. Clarrie is clearly feeling miserable about the whole business and unhappy about all the nice gestures, that being what Eddie says everyone is making; when there is a knock on the door she mutters 'not someone else', but Eddie says it is probably about some pavers he hopes to get hold of for a job.

Tony asks Adam's advice about replanting Ashmead and Top Field; Adam suggests adding chicory and sanfoin to the mix, and offers to send Tony links to a supplier he knows. Tony tells him that it was his herbal leys that have inspired the new seeding at Bridge Farm, and that he always respects people who respect the soil. Tom arrives and is told the good news about the reseeding, which clearly doesn't interest him at all; he needs to firm up the range of meats for the Christmas market. Adam leaves for the shop, since he says this will be a management discussion.

Elizabeth was the arrival, and she is there to bring Clarrie a present to wear, which she found when she was going through some drawers. Clarrie can't bring herself to take it: it's too much.

Jez, the architect for Natasha's plan, is coming in about an hour to have a look round; from what Tom says, it's clear that Fallon does not as yet know what is going on. Tom then makes sure that Tony is aware Helen and Johnny need to be consulted about any alteration to the cattle's forage, which Tony of course already knew; Tony pointedly asks Tom whether he has any objections about the reseeding, and Tom says that grazing is none of his business. Potatoes however are, and he wants to get a new (and presumably expensive) potato planter and harvester, not one which belongs in an agricultural museum. He is very surprised when Tony simply agrees that it is time they got into the twenty-first century, but not happy at all about Tony's suggestion that Adam might be worth consulting for his experience with farm machinery.

The present was a brooch Nigel gave Elizabeth for their wedding, a piece of costume jewellery: two turtle doves billing and cooing. Clarrie says it should go to Lily, but Elizabeth says Lily has been completely clear that she will never want it, and that Clarrie would be helping her not to hoard things; eventually Clarrie is persuaded to accept it in spite of not at all wanting to.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 16th November, 2021

Lynda laps up a small lie and Fallon rejects a large one.

Characters: Lynda, Roy, Kirsty, Natasha, Fallon
Credited scriptwriter:
Adrian Flynn
Directors: Kim Greengrass & Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Lynda is greeting members of the cast for a rehearsal; Roy has arrived without Kirsty, Lilian has let her down in favour of taking Shula and Justin to see an indoor riding school at Manderton Cross and won't be there till half-past eight, and Harrison has been called in to work at short notice. Roy and Kirsty will have to read in the parts for the absentees; as Lynda says, they always work so well together.

Fallon asks Natasha to sit down, and talks on about local gossip: a lorry has overturned in Bridge Street and there is chaos, Jennifer wants her to make millionaire's shortbread for Ruairi, Clarrie has been worrying about the quiches and sausage rolls... Natasha eventually interrupts and says she is there to discuss the impact going forward of Summer Orchard's plans on the other Bridge Farm businesses: things are starting to move. Fallon decides to get herself coffee.

Lynda is rehearsing Kirsty and Roy and is being very demanding. Kirsty is short with Roy and is unhappy about the whole rehearsal. Roy says they all want to know who God is, and Lynda reveals her stroke of genius: who other than Kirsty, with her consummate acting ability, her professionalism, her presence? In spite of Roy's attempts to dissuade her, saying that this is not a good time and Kirsty has a lot on, Lynda persists; Kirsty refuses repeatedly, and when Lynda presses her, runs away screaming 'No, no, no, no! Is that clear enough?' Lynda is cast down, and Roy says that he did try to drop a hint.

Fallon is very unhappy indeed about Natasha's plans to build a processing plant right on top of the tea-room and cut down the orchard in which customers sit and have tea. She tries to suggest other possible places, but Natasha refuses each in turn and tries to tell Fallon that business at tea-room will be improved by the workers there, and the reps too, wanting tea. Fallon knows better; this will ruin her.

Lynda is planning for the next run-through in two minutes, and wonders if Kirsty is still hiding in the lavatory; she doesn't understand what is wrong. Roy, inspired, tells her that perhaps Kirsty feels inadequate to play God when the rest of the cast think that the part should be Lynda's. He flatters Lynda outrageously, and she takes to the idea; when Kirsty emerges Lynda tells her kindly that she has no need to worry about her acting ability, but they have come to a very satisfactory agreement which means she won't have to play God after all. She then takes the rest of the cast away for a first read-through in the open air, leaving Kirsty asking Roy what happened while she wasn't there. He explains what he did, and asks anxiously whether they are friends again; she tells him that he is a real pal.

Natasha has suggested screens and trellises between the processing plant and the tea-room, and Fallon throws a real wobbly, telling her that she is sacrificing Fallon's business for her own. She offers Fallon a substantial rent reduction, and when Fallon asks whether Tony and Pat are ok with that, claims that since they want her in the orchard, she doesn't think there will be any problem.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 17th November, 2021

Clarrie makes herself clear, and so does Pat.

Characters: Mia, Clarrie, Tony, Pat, Tom, Natasha, Eddie
Credited scriptwriter:
Adrian Flynn
Directors: Kim Greengrass & Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Mia comes back from school to find Clarrie flustered in the kitchen, but only wants a sandwich before the rehearsal this evening. She admires the brooch given to Clarrie by Elizabeth, but it is clear that Clarrie really prefers the one she was planning to wear before .

Jennifer has affronted Tony by being rude in the tea-room, where she was cancelling her order for millionaire's shortbread. He tried to be tactful to make her feel better, but she wasn't pleased by either his asking after Ruairi, or his mentioning Adam, about whom she said working for Tony was a stop-gap while he found something more suitable. Tony is used to Brian looking down his nose, but not his sister doing it. Pat points out that Jennifer has been having an awful time, and perhaps he ought to make the time to have a proper chat with her.

Tom is off out to pick some winter salad leaves and is having a go at Adam, or rather about the way Adam is his parents' go-to guru. He says sulkily that he ought to be used to being second fiddle: he always was as a child. Natasha comforts him, then tells him she has heard from Jez about his first thoughts; everything is a lot more expensive than she had expected, and he is suggesting fabricated steel frame for her new building.

The brooch Clarrie had planned to wear came from Lizzie Larkin, who saved up for it and bought it for ten bob at the market and wore it for every special occasion. Clarrie reminisces about Lizzie and her brooch, which she really wanted to wear: Lizzie wore it for her wedding, and Clarrie wore it at hers. Mia shouts for Eddie.

Tony has come for some extra salad leaves for the tea-room, saying that he hopes it may cheer Fallon up; she seems very down. Tom lets on about Natasha unilaterally offering her the rent-cut.

Pat tears Natasha off a strip for offering the rent-cut yesterday, and not telling Pat about it. Natasha tried to excuse her behaviour by saying that she is used to doing things her own way, to which Pat ripostes that she can't do that at Bridge Farm; she'll have to learn to be a team player. Natasha then tells her about the fabricated steel, and Pat puts her foot down and tells her that cannot be allowed, to which the obvious response is that Pat is behaving just as Natasha did, making decisions without consultation: not much co-operation there. Natasha accuses her of stamping her down just as they have put Tom down, and Pat is outraged; the confrontation ends with Natasha saying that she might be better off at a unit at Sawyers, which idea Pat does not dispute.

Eddie has realised he is an idiot, and Clarrie tells him she doesn't need brooches and chocolate fountains to make her happy. The bigger the whole day is getting, the less it's about her and Eddie, and the ballroom is too much. Eddie asks what she does want, and she says something quiet. She still wants Alan to say a blessing, but no DJ, and for Baggy to bring less booze or even not to come at all; what really matters is having their children and grandchildren with them, and looking back over forty years and realising how blessed they've been. They kiss, and the embarrassed Mia says she has to go to rehearsal; Eddie tells her they still need her brains. If they aren't going to have it in the ballroom, where the heck are they going to have it?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 18th November, 2021

Jennifer's plan has fallen through, and Eddie is casting about for a new one.

Characters: Tony, Jennifer, Eddie, Oliver, Mia, Adam
Credited scriptwriter:
Adrian Flynn
Directors: Kim Greengrass & Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tony has come to see Jennifer, who tells him he has just missed Brian, but in fact he was hoping to see her. He asks how she is, and she replies to ask whether he is annoyed about yesterday. She went back to cover the cost of her order with Fallon and she admits Bridge Farm is the right place for Adam at present. She was just having a bad day.

Eddie apologises to Oliver for messing him about, but Oliver thinks Clarrie is right about the ballroom. When he is told about some of the guests, including the hard-drinking Edgeley Morris, he is relieved they won't be at Grey Gables, but he'll be very honoured to be at the ceremony, and he won't be losing by it because someone wants to book the ballroom at the last minute. He changes the subject to Lynda's ideas for the Mysteries, and then asks Eddie where they now plan to hold the renewal of vows; Eddie says that they can't decide.

Apparently Ruairi rang Jennifer to reply to a message she left; it was a lovely surprise when he rang, but he turned down the idea of meeting them; it was obvious he didn't want to see them. Tony tries to be comforting, but Jennifer is convinced it is all her fault for focusing on Alice too much. She has lost Ruairi, and thinks he cares more about Siobhán than her; but she realises that Tony is the last person she ought to burden with her talk of losing a son, and desists. They talk about the difficulties and worries of being a parent in a more general way; then Adam turns up and Jennifer is glad to see him, but he has a big favour to ask.

Mia tells Oliver and Eddie that Ed and Will are on the way to help with the cider, and says pressing apples is more fun than rehearsals. Eddie says that casting Lynda as God was a mistake, Oliver congratulates Mia on having helped Clarrie, then Eddie continues to worry about where they will go for the party.

The Soft Play centre has rung to say there is a place there available on Saturday, and Adam tells Jennifer their plan for Xander's special day when both dads are off work: they want her to come too. She is grateful, with the caveat that Adam and Ian don't need to take pity on her, but apparently Xander is the one who asked for Granny Jenny to be there, and she changes her decision: 'In that case, yes please.'

Mia and Oliver are still wondering about where to have the ceremony and party and Eddie suggests the cider shed, which Mia says is genius; the three start to plan what they could do to make it look the part. Eddie says he needs to get this right, for Clarrie.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 21st November, 2021

Nothing ever goes completely smoothly for the Grundys.

Characters: Oliver, Will, Eddie, Alan, Ed, Clarrie,
Credited scriptwriter:
Sarah McDonald-Hughes
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Oliver and Will are getting the cider shed ready for the party at two, although they take time to be regretful about Joe and Nic not being there. The generator seems to break down as the fairy-lights go out and the music off, but it was just Eddie tripping over the cables and then reconnecting them. The three are about to have a drink when Will realises he must go to get ready for Clarrie's surprise; Alan arrives and sinks one instead of him, and then has a refill.

Will has gone with Ed to fetch Clarrie in the limo, driving her round and round the village.

Eddie is nervous before the ceremony, and Alan says it's right he should be and that it is very charming after all these years; Alan is 'a little mellow' according to Oliver, and starts to sing, horribly.

Clarrie arrives and sees everyone waiting, including George, who is in a suit he was bribed by both Will and Ed to wear at a tenner each. Eddie comes out and tells them to wait, and Ed and Will produce a surprise for Clarrie: Joe's hip-flask and Nic's purse for her something borrowed and something blue; her Mum's brooch will do for old, and Will produces a pay-and-display note for new.

Alan is drunk, and Eddie asks him for a run-through. He slurs his way through the beginning of a speech he has written out, including the stage directions in brackets. He is clearly unfit, and bursts into tears of emotion. Oliver suggests he ought to sit down. Eddie reckons he will be out cold in two minutes more, and beseeches Oliver to take over from him.

Oliver must have managed well enough, because Eddie and Clarrie are talking after the ceremony is complete and the party is under way. Alan was taken home spark-out in the back of the limo by Ed. Clarrie has noticed that Eddie hasn't had a drop all day; he tells her he wanted to keep sober so he can drive the limo later. Clarrie wants to stay at her party, not drive round the village again, but Eddie has booked them onto the Eurostar at seven that evening; he has packed for her, and Emma checked to make sure he hadn't forgotten anything. He's been saving up for this all year: they are going to spend two days in a little hotel near Montmartre, and they need to start to say their goodbyes if they are to get to the station on time.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 22nd November, 2021

Jazzer ia a failure and Chelsea affects a transformation.

Characters: Jazzer, Will, Lynda, Lilian, Chelsea, Jim
Credited scriptwriter:
Sarah McDonald-Hughes
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer asks Will about Clarrie and Eddie, and the party yesterday. He seems a bit down; he could do with some advice from Will about teenagers.

Lynda has arranged a hairdresser for herself and Lilian as a surprise, and Lilian has arrived late because of the paperwork for The Stables. They will have two visits from Chelsea, a cut-and-colour this week and a wash and blow-dry next; Lilian at first thinks this is a stylist from town of whom she has heard good reports, but the appearance of Chelsea Horrobin disabuses her of that notion.

Jazzer is afraid Chelsea is getting into a bad crowd at college, and Tracy is going out of her mind. William gives good advice about talking to her, but apparently Chelsea wasn't in the least interested in a heart-to-heart with her mother's boyfriend. William has the opposite problem: Mia isn't in with a bad crowd, she is worried the world might come to an end and crying over the polar bears. Jim arrives and comments they look serious, then asks if he can help.

Lilian is arguing with Chelsea about what haircut Lynda should have: Chelsea wants her to have a pixie cut. Lilian tries to explain about the explosion having knocked Lynda's confidence, then disparages Chelsea's experience and abilities, but Chelsea asserts that she knows what she is doing; Lilian quite gratuitously drags in the car accident. If Chelsea spoils Lynda's big day she will answer to Lilian.

Jim is pontificating about his own children being no trouble as teenagers. His advice is useless, but he attributes their turning out ok to his not having interfered and having been a bad parent, not hands-on as Jazzer and Will are being. Jim suggests each adolescent could do with a bit of the other's problem, and Jazzer suddenly thinks perhaps getting them together might help.

Chelsea has finished Lynda's hair, and after a brief silence when the mirror is uncovered Lilian launches into Chelsea, but in fact Lynda is very pleased with her new look. It's striking, and her eyes look massive, and Lilian has to eat her words while Lynda feels emotional; Lynda says it is a very good haircut indeed. Lilian tries to stick to her guns, but Lynda is determined, tells Chelsea she needs a hair and makeup expert for the Mysteries, and gives her a large tip, as well as money for necessary stage supplies. Lilian however says that she will keep her appointment with Fabrice, even though Chelsea thinks she would look mega with a short fringe.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 23rd November, 2021

Bribery, corruption and cows.

Characters: Jazzer, Chelsea, Mia, William, Josh, Ruth, Lynda
Credited scriptwriter:
Sarah McDonald-Hughes
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer greets Chelsea, who says she'll probably see him at rehearsal in the evening since she is now in charge of hair and makeup. She is not impressed about Mia 'Grungy' Grundy and her banging on about climate change, though Jazzer says it is quite interesting once you get into it. When Jazzer suggests she should try to be nice to Mia, she asks for thirty quid to do so. He sensibly requires to see her making an effort before he pays out.

William meanwhile is trying to convince Mia that she might want to be friends with Chelsea Horrobin, with limited success; she feels that she has nothing to say to her. She requires the bribery of being bought a book called The Joyful Environmentalist even to try, though she says it is not bribery but one good turn deserving another, as Clarrie puts it.

Josh has been told by the county archaeologist that they want to do some further investigations, which puzzles Ruth because the tree-planting site is nowhere near where the coins were found. The pair are worried in case it is decided to dig everything up, but cross their fingers it won't come to that. They also agree that the field is poached, before Lynda arrives (by car) to 'finalise the locations for the Mysteries'. She and Ruth are meant to be meeting at the house, but she comes marching across the field and is distressed by the mud.

Mia offers to make Chelsea tea, with two sugars. Apparently Chelsea was Mary once, for about five minutes until she punched Joseph in the face and was demoted to being a sheep. Mia offers her milk; they wonder where Lynda is. Mia asks if she could see the designs Chelsea has done, but Chelsea reckons perhaps Lynda ought to see them first, so Mia starts asking about animal testing and what products Chelsea will be using, and argues about pollution; Chelsea says she gets enough lectures at college. Then she asserts that the milk is off and is rank; Mia tries it and tells her it's fine, it's just oat milk and she will get used to it.

Ruth is explaining the farming facts of life to Lynda, who is horrified by the conditions the cows are being kept in: a cold, muddy field with no grazing. The silage bales and forage vegetables are explained to her; she is adamant that animals covered in mud won't do for the Mysteries. She has decided on the indoor sheep-pen for the nativity: it just needs cleaning. She leaves for rehearsal, and Ruth manages to laugh off her cheek in telling them how to look after their cattle.

Chelsea and Mia are not taking to one another. William comes and tells them they are getting on well, and he too is doing well, with the sets. He takes tea to Jazzer and tells him the two have really hit it off, and indeed they can be seen talking together in the distance; they are in fact arguing. Each then reveals she has been bribed to befriend the other, and Chelsea tells Mia to smile and wave and fool the watching adults. They can agree about the two men being unbelievably basic, at least.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 24th November, 2021

Of Grundys, GIFs and gobblers.

Characters: Ed, Oliver, Ruth, Alan
Credited scriptwriter:
Sarah McDonald-Hughes
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ed calls at Grange Farm; he needs help from Will but only Oliver appears. Ed encourages him to get in the car and come along at once.

Ruth is complaining to Alan about Lynda's plans for the Mysteries. When she asks him insinuatingly if he is feeling better, he is rueful about everyone apparently knowing he got drunk on Grundy cider. Ruth tries to comfort him about that, but mentions online comments being tomorrow's virtual chip-wrap; Alan is badly put out to discover that George Grundy has posted a GIF of him, drunk, which Ruth naturally then shows him. He goes off to find George Grundy, pronto.

Oliver wants to know what the nettles are for, and Ed tells him they are to entice 'it' and there isn't much time. A turkey has escaped. Then, to complicate matters, Alan turns up: he wants to see George. Ed is apologetic, thought he is more interested in catching the turkey: he'll get George to take the GIF down, but he hands the nettles to Alan, who gets stung by them, and tells him to wave them to entice the turkey. They fail to secure the bird, which makes off again. Alan's phone rings and he has to take this call: it's the Bishop.

It is worse than Ed thought: he had been under the impression only one turkey had escaped, but he now sees six on the loose. Oliver notices a gap at the top of the barn, and Ed realises the birds are squeezing out between the bales and the roof. Ed requires Oliver to help round up the missing birds, after building up the bales; he mounts a ladder and tells Oliver to pass him a bale.

Oliver is coaxing the last turkey by saying 'here, puss puss puss' but slips and frightens the bird away again.

Ruth encounters Alan and asks how he got on with George, and he tells her Ed says he will make George take down the GIF, but he still looks as if he had lost a pound and found a penny according to Ruth. Someone sent the GIF direct to the Bishop, who was not impressed: you could say that he didn't see the funny side. In fact he is taking it quite seriously, read Alan a lecture and then ordered him to give the keynote speech at a black-tie multi-faith charity do in the week between Christmas and New Year, which is definitely a punishment. Ruth tries to suggest that it's an honour really, and that he can impress the Bishop with his speech, but Alan remains unhappy: it's a poisoned chalice. Also he is very busy in the run-up to Christmas and it's going to be hard work.

Oliver has christened the last turkey Tracy, after Tracy Horrobin, to whom he saw a likeness; he swears Ed to secrecy about that, since he doesn't think Tracy would be flattered. Anyhow, she is caught now and all the birds are back; Ed says they must never tell Eddie and Clarrie what happened in their absence. The pair are having a wonderful time in Paris, and Oliver agrees he and Ed mustn't cast a turkey-shaped shadow over their second honeymoon.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 25th November, 2021

Chelsea hangs up on Jazzer but gets through to Blake.

Characters: Jazzer, Chelsea, Blake, Jim
Credited scriptwriter:
Sarah McDonald-Hughes
Director: Gwenda Hughes
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Jazzer has rung Chelsea to find out where she is and tell her that her tea is ready: he has made peri peri chicken. She is annoyed that he is keeping tabs on her for her mother, and Jazzer tells her he is sick of her treating everyone around her like dirt. He is angry with her about what Chelsea describes as the soggy lentil Mia Grumpy: they had a deal and she has cheated him out of thirty quid. After an exchange of personalities Chelsea rings off as the alarm in the kitchen starts to go beep.

Chelsea is listening to music when she recognises Blake, who remembers her; she apologises about the car the other week, but tells him it wasn't her fault because he just ran out in front of her. He says sorry, and they compare notes on the cold, which he tells her you get used to. She offers him a chip, which he turns down, and he asks how come she is sitting in the bus station: does she not want to go home either? She tells him about her irritation with her mother's boyfriend, which he says makes sense. Then he asks her for a chip, and she gives him the rest of them.

Jazzer has thrown away the peri peri chicken (why? It wouldn't get burnt to an inedible crisp during a two-minute phone call. Chris) and is in the shop whinging about Chelsea to Jim; Jim says Chelsea is a seventeen -year-old and being impossible is part of the job description. Jazzer grumbles that Chelsea can wreck her life if she wants, and Jim mocks him for entering middle age. Then Tracy sends a text message wondering how they are getting on: Jazzer doesn't know what to do, but decides to go and look for Chelsea in Borchester. Jim suggests he might want to change out of Tracy's pink slippers first. Jazzer leaves.

Chelsea is insisting that Blake must take her coat because he is shivering. He agrees to, just to stop her going on. She asks him if he has a coat, and gets out of him that his clothes, which she derides, come from The Elms and his tragic boots were from Alistair: better than having wet feet, he tells her. Chelsea says it's a shame and he's actually not bad-looking. He thanks her, and she asks when he last had a haircut; it's very long, and she suggests a headband. Like Grealish, asks Blake; yeah, says Chelsea enthusiastically. She offers him a make-over and tells him he has nothing else to do.

She has taken him home and is cutting his hair when Jazzer appears. Blake wants to know what Jazzer is doing there, and then wants to leave: he wants Jazzer to get out of the way so he can get past. Chelsea tells Jazzer to give Blake space, and Blake that Jazzer isn't going to hurt him. She offers him a look at himself, and then tells him he can have a pie and a pint at Jazzer's expense.

In The Bull, Jim is concerned about Jazzer who looks exhausted by the enigma that is Chelsea: how was she able to get through to Blake? Jim points out that she is a girl, and rather closer to Blake's age than Jazzer, who is old enough to be his father.

Jazzer has declined to get himself barred by buying Chelsea a half of cider, and asks anxiously where Blake is; Chelsea tells him to calm down, Blake's in the bog, probably admiring himself in the mirror. Jazzer apologises for telling Chelsea she never does anything for anyone, and tells her that she has made Blake feel good about himself and her mother has a lot to be proud of. He offers to cook the chicken again some time for all of them, and Chelsea tells him he's not too bad himself.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 28th November, 2021

Ghosts from the past infest the present.

Characters: Kate. Peggy, Chelsea, Blake, Hazel
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kate assures Peggy that what she was putting in Hilda's food, CBD oil, is safe for animals and humans. Hilda has been on a destructive rampage and Kate hoped to chill her out: she takes the stuff herself. Peggy says Kate can do as she likes, but Peggy doesn't appreciate her cat being drugged. As Kate stomps off, angry about her apparent place in the pecking order, the phone rings: it is a subdued Hazel.

Chelsea has come to find Blake and discover how his hair is working out. She also wants to get his reaction to an article about Philip Moss: Blake might know what it is really about.

Hazel is both somewhat breathless and uncharacteristically self-deprecating; she asks after everybody in Ambridge. Peggy tells her about Lynda getting the MBE, and then about Xander, but wants her to get to the point. Hazel says that her health hasn't been great: she's had covid and is still suffering; Peggy is sorry to hear that. While she has been ill, her mind has kept drifting back to Ambridge and her golden childhood there, where all her family are. (All three of her parents are dead and she has no siblings nor cousins; what family? Chris) That's why she hopes to visit this week.

Blake asks Chelsea to read the article to him. 'Cole' apparently remembers meeting Moss when he was sleeping rough, and being given work renovating a house in which Moss also let him sleep. Blake thinks that was Jordan. Moss then moved him into a flat with two other homeless men; Blake becomes excited because he is sure that was him and Kenzie. 'Cole' tells how Moss claimed his benefits, thousands of pounds' worth, and kept him a prisoner; Chelsea asks what happened to Blake's benefits. Blake doesn't answer, but asks her to go on reading. The trafficking just before Christmas is mentioned, as is Jordan overhearing Moss say he would throw in his injured worker free just to get rid of him and that it was a pity he wasn't killed in the explosion, which would have saved a lot of trouble. Blake decides she is lying and screams at her to go away as he throws a major wobbly.

Hazel offers to go with Peggy to see Christine at the Laurels on Tuesday; it will be so good to see Peggy after all this time. As she rings off, Kate appears and apologises as a preliminary to being critical about Hilda, but Peggy cuts in to tell her that Hazel is coming to visit in two days time. Kate is not in the least charitable about this, and wants to know what Hazel is after. Peggy says one has to believe that people can change, and on the phone Hazel did seem different: what could she do except give her another chance?

Blake rushes to catch up with Chelsea and tell her that she was right and Mr Moss is bad; he wails that he is stupid, and he too wishes he'd died in the explosion because nobody would miss him, against which Chelsea exclaims. Blake has realised that Mr Moss was just looking out for himself when he visited in the hospital, and didn't care about protecting Blake at all. Chelsea suggests that maybe he could talk to Harrison and get some help; not everyone is like Mr Moss, and Blake should try to trust Harrison, if he can.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 29th November, 2021

Lilian has last minute nerves and Lynda cannot let go.

Characters: Eddie, Harrison, Lynda, Lilian, Robert, Blake
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Eddie is back from Paris and telling Harrison all about their adventures there: he had accidentally booked a hotel almost opposite the Moulin Rouge, which he says is no more raunchy than television really. They’re waiting to start a rehearsal, and Harrison is not entirely enthralled by all Eddie’s advice on making the most of a visit to Paris. Lynda appears, on her way to London, and is complimented by Harrison on her looks; she is to be at the Castle at ten in the morning so they are on their way tonight. It’s clear that whatever Harrison and Eddie have been talking about had nothing to do with the Mysteries, and Lynda immediately starts issuing instructions.

Lilian is struggling with her suitcase and Robert offers to help, but she manages on her own. He wants her to take off her hat, which will otherwise block his view in the mirror. When she takes her hat off, Robert puts his foot in it about what her hair looks like, and she decides not to go after all.

Blake is on the phone to Harrison, telling him that he wants nothing to do with Philip Moss ever again. He tells Harrison that he has seen the interview and knows it was Jordan who gave it, and he wants to see Jordan; Harrison cannot promise that, but wants Blake to tell what he knows and thus rescue Kenzie too. Blake says he wants to help but won’t talk to anyone but Harrison, even though Harrison explains he is not on the case any more.

Lilian is refusing to get in the car, and looking for her keys to the Dower House. She is utterly miserable about her haircut, and wishes she’d had the courage to trust Chelsea as Lynda did. She bursts into tears and compares herself unfavourably with Lynda in all respects.

Lynda is giving more and more instructions to Eddie, who is her deputy director. She has now started to explain Benjamin the Donkey’s rôle and how he is to be directed. When Harrison appears and says he has to leave because of developments at work, Lynda is outraged.

Lilian is still sniffing and maintains she is unworthy of being compared to Lynda. Robert finally loses patience and dresses her down about her behaviour, telling her to man up and that her presence and support matter more than any hairdo. Lynda needs her, and Lilian must not abandon Lynda. They leave to pick up Lynda and try to catch the train.

Lynda is still insisting on interfering in the rehearsal, and Eddie eventually tells her that enough is enough. He blarneys her into getting into the car and leaving them to get on without her. She is to trust him that the Ambridge Mystery Plays are in safe hands.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 30th November, 2021

Hazel lays it on thick, and Benjamin is laid off.

Characters: Hazel, Peggy, Kate, William, Mia, Eddie
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Hazel has brought a present for Peggy: a picture of Peggy and Jack that she found while going through old photograph albums. She has driven up from Kent, in easy stages; she's been put in a small room at the back of Grey Gables and is happy with that rather than the Garden Suite; in any case it is cheaper. Kate has to be asked to help Hazel with her coat, and does so with a bad grace. She is making a lentil stew and is about to go and get on with it, but as Hazel moves towards the sitting room she nearly falls: she has dizzy spells, now.

William is trying to persuade Mia to be friends with Chelsea, and chat with her on the bus once Chelsea's preferred companions, whom Mia dismisses as 'loud', have got off; she doesn't want anything to do with Chelsea, and tells Will that he doesn't understand. Eddie reminds Mia they are rehearsing outside, with Benjamin the Donkey, and sends her to get into warm clothes. While she is changing Eddie goes on about the Mystery Plays, and it takes Will a while to have a chance to tell his father that Martyn Gibson has asked for his help at the Shoot and he has agreed.

Hazel meets Hilda, who likes her and purrs. She tells them that she spent over a month in hospital and a week on a ventilator, and that changes your perspective on things. Then she wants to go and freshen up. In her absence Kate makes it clear she thinks Hazel is laying it on with a trowel, and that she doesn't believe in the milk of human kindness from that quarter; however, Peggy thinks they ought to invite her to stay at The Lodge.

Eddie is opposed to Will having anything to do with the Shoot; he is concerned about Will, who has been doing so well this past two years. Will points out that he won't be handling a shotgun and that anyway it wasn't the gun that was the problem, it was losing Nic: if he hadn't had a gun he would have thought of some other way. Being a gamekeeper was all he ever wanted to do, and he walked away from it. Now he wants to do a few hours a week in the season, and it will make him happy. Eddie acquiesces. Then Mia butts in demanding to know who wants Will's help with what.

Hazel praises the lentil stew and claims to be thinking of going vegan; she also thinks she might try some of Kate's treatments. Kate mentions Phoebe and the rewilding, and Peggy's generous prize-money, and Hazel is interested: she'll have to go and have a look. Then she says she has to get back to the hotel because she needs to respect her limits; Peggy presses her to stay at The Lodge, and Kate has to give up her room. Displeased, Kate goes off to ring Jakob.

Mia is having a go at Will about exploiting the environment, and cruelty. He tells her with considerably more patience than nagging merits that it's great she has strong opinions but not everything grown-ups do is wrong. They are waiting for Eddie to set off to the rehearsal with him, but when he comes back in, he is far from happy: Benjamin is out of the rehearsals. Jakob noticed he was favouring one leg and has now diagnosed arthritis; he has said Benjamin must not carry anything until further notice, and Benjamin is apparently the star of the show. Lynda is certain to blame Eddie for him dropping out.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 1st December, 2021

Blake talks and Mia snivels.

Characters: Harrison, Yvonne, Blake, Chelsea, Mia, Lynda
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Harrison is glad that Yvonne, Blake's advocate, will be there for the interview, and she advises him not to question Blake for more than twenty minutes at a time and take things slowly. Blake arrives and Harrison greets him, as does Yvonne, before they go in to get started.

Chelsea is trying to get Mia to pay some attention to the makeup she needs for the show; Mia is hostile and insulting, assuming that Chelsea is having a laugh at her expense.

Harrison explains that Blake can give evidence from behind a screen, or even on video, and wouldn't have to be in the same room as anyone; it will be entirely up to him. Blake is determined: he wants to talk if it will help find Kenzie. Harrison asks about Victoria: was she white or black, what age? Blake says white, and that he isn't sure but he thinks she might have been in her forties. She had Blake put in the back of a van on his own, by a man with a cobweb tattoo on his arm, who tied his wrists with a plastic tie which hurt. It was a long drive, and at the end of it the Grey Man was there. And yes, Blake would like a break now.

Lynda is back for the rehearsal and Chelsea is pleased with herself about the haircut, though Mia snipes about her ignorance of the ceremony Lynda went to. Lynda promises a picture of herself outside afterwards for Chelsea's 'portfolio'. She is concerned about the lack of a donkey, and Mia says they rehearsed without Benjamin, which Lynda indicates was not really the point. Lynda then tells the pair to sort out Mia's makeup; the moment she has gone off to lay down the law to others, they start to squabble. Chelsea accuses Mia of making a lot of fuss about the environment and doing nothing, Mia says Chelsea never does anything either, does not believe that Chelsea helped Blake, and then, when Lynda comes back and berates the pair for their noisy argument, bursts into tears.

Blake tells Yvonne and Harrison about a meat-packing factory the Grey Man sent him to, having warned the slaves that if they spoke out of line he'd dig a hole in the woods for them. Blake believed that, because one of the others told a foreman at the factory that the Grey Man had taken his passport, and the Grey Man arranged a beating up for the man, who was dragged out with blood pouring down his head; Blake couldn't tell if he was alive or dead and just remembers his eye, staring. Blake never saw him again, and wakes up thinking he's in the hole with him and can't get out, and wondering if that's where Kenzie is now.

Lynda is comforting Mia, who is upset that Chelsea thinks her an SJW, social justice warrior, just making a noise to no effect. She wails that she can't even get her family to listen to her, and wants to know why she can't be more like Lynda; Lynda points out that when she was fifteen nobody listened to her either, and gives Mia advice about choosing her battles and then sticking to her guns.

Yvonne and Harrison are praising Blake for having been brave, and telling him the things they can do to help him: a place of his own, education, work... He doesn't know what to think, and is rather overwhelmed. Yvonne says they can help him see Jordan, and that certainly helps. After he has gone out for a cigarette, Harrison says Blake's evidence will make it possible to prosecute the gang if the police can catch them, but he doesn't see how anyone can move on from what Blake has been through. Yvonne tells him that she and her charity will look after Blake now.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 2nd December, 2021

Motives become even clearer, and bullies show their colours.

Characters: Toby, Rex, Lynda, Eddie, Hazel
Credited scriptwriter: Tim Stimpson

Director: Marina Caldarone
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Toby rings Rex to tell him that he has found someone to make a wreath for Bert, out of vegetables. The family will arrive at about three tomorrow, and Toby offers to come and help Rex tidy up the Bungalow. David has said Rex doesn't need to move out until some time after New Year. Toby calls it the end of an era, with Hollowtree gone and Rex moving on; he doesn't think he'll be at Rickyard himself much longer, lovely though it is being round Rosie all the time. Rex starts to ask questions about that, but then sees someone creeping around by the longhorns and rings off.

Lynda wants Eddie to help her recruit a donkey from a sanctuary, and he doesn't want to. She coerces him into doing as he is told: they will be going, it is just a question of who's driving.

Rex has encountered Hazel, who asks him what the land was used for before he took it over and blandishes him most successfully, while he treats her to an infodump about what they are doing. He admits they don't make much money yet, but sets out his stall about the wonders of rewilding and finally asks who she is. She tells him she is Hazel Woolley, and that her father's money paid for all this.

Lynda sends Eddie into the paddock to 'audition' the donkeys, and talks a lot of highfalutin' bilge about her requirements of them. Every suggestion he makes, she shoots down. He must stand in for Mary, because he is the one who knows how to handle animals and Lynda might spook the donkey.

Rex is still providing information about what the rewilding is for; Hazel becomes ostentatiously breathless and asks to stop for a minute. She can see what her dad's money is supporting, and is sure Jack would have been very happy; she is sorry she didn't realise about this sort of thing before Daddy passed; what they are doing there is Daddy's legacy. She starts to cry, also ostentatiously, and Rex offers her a cup of tea back at the bungalow.

Lynda and Eddie have narrowed it down to two: one with a tufty mane, one with a mottled face. Whichever Eddie praises, Lynda finds fault with. She says that they will just have to keep looking. Eddie, exasperated, suggests Gem, and then tries to refuse to carry on over the weekend on the grounds that he has to slaughter the turkeys. Lynda throws her weight about more every moment, and eventually Eddie capitulates.

Hazel isn't worried about walking home in the dark. Rex expresses surprise he hasn't met her before, but Toby opportunely arrives so that she doesn't need to make any reply to that. As she is about to leave, she mentions that she would like Jack's name to be on the website, and is rather snide about it not appearing there already, saying she wants him to be remembered and after all it is his money Peggy has used; then she does sob stuff, then flattery, then tells them they have time to think something out because she will be around for a while. After she has gone, it becomes apparent that Toby knows about her and her behaviour over wanting to convert the shop into flats, which Rex had forgotten; but, says Toby, he's sure she is not going to cause any trouble at all.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 5th December, 2021

Natasha is on her high horse, and Hazel's on the prowl.

Characters: Tony, Tom, Natasha, Pat, Lynda, Hazel
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tony finds Tom at Bridge Farm, where he is waiting for Natasha to come out after seeing Pat. They have decided on a unit at Sawyer's Farm, and Natasha has gone in to make her peace. Tony went to Bert's funeral yesterday, and it was lovely, complete with Trevor reading out a poem of Bert's, one of his better efforts. Tom says that is good to hear. Tony asks about Christmas: perhaps they should give the Bridge Fresh customers a Christmas Pudding chocolate or two in their orders. They could also make their own Christmas card, a collage of pictures of the farm; Tom suggests getting Johnny to do it.

Pat and Natasha are trying to be friendly, but in Natasha's case not very hard at all. She now says the unit at Sawyer's was the obvious solution, but seems very willing to rehash the argument about the new build in the Old Orchard. Pat offers her a cup of coffee, or for her and Tom to come to lunch later, but is told that she and Tom have other plans. As a sting in the tail, Natasha tells Pat that she can pass on the message that since the building won't be happening, Fallon can forget about her rent reduction.

Lynda comes across Hazel in her garden; she has come to see Daddy's House where she grew up. She claims the gardens are full of memories, and that it is the only place where she was ever truly happy. Lynda offers her a cup of coffee.

Tony tells Pat that Tom has said Natasha wanted to make peace; Pat isn't convinced about that. She says Natasha was making it clear they have taken the Sawyer's unit under compulsion and it is all Pat's fault. Pat starts to wonder whether it was, but Tony backs her up about how horrible the thing in the Old Orchard would have looked and she stiffens her resolve again. She is also annoyed that she is expected to be the one to tell Fallon about the rent not coming down: an offer which, Pat remarks, Natasha had no business making unilaterally in the first place.

Hazel says that she feels much better for the coffee; they are sitting outside, even though, as Lynda comments, it's not really the weather for it. Hazel says that house, and Ambridge in general, is the only place she has ever felt she belonged; Lynda reminds her the garden is very different now, having been redesigned after the flood, which Hazel clearly had not realised. Lynda also reminds her about wanting to turn the shop into flats last time she was in Ambridge. Hazel claims to be ashamed of that and gives Lynda to understand that Lynda and Dear Peggy taught her then what Community means. She produces her usual jar of butter and talks about Lynda's MBE in fulsome terms; Lynda is surprisingly unresponsive. Then she talks about Jack's money having paid for the rewilding land, about which claim Lynda seems dubious. In return Lynda tells her about the Mystery Plays, and the loss of the donkey. Having found out when they are to be, Hazel regrets that she will miss them: she is only there till the end of the week, but she'll be back in the New Year and for longer. She is selling her house and has to pack it up, then stay somewhere while her new one is made ready for occupation.

Natasha is delighted with the new premises, and Tom is pleased, saying that his mother did her a good turn after all. Natasha disputes this, but Tom is clear; she therefore moves her ground to wishing the unit had come up months ago and saved them from getting into the current situation. Tom than gets a text from Hazel, saying she wants to see them at the flat tomorrow at 2:30, and says anxiously that they'll have to get the place immaculate before she arrives: the woman is a tyrant.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 6th December, 2021

Hazel is predictable, and Johnny dons a hairnet.

Characters: Johnny, Tom, Kirsty, Susan, Natasha, Hazel
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Johnny has been taking photos of the Montbéliardes, and Tom is full of praise for the results. Kirsty is working in the dairy, and Johnny might go and take a few snaps of her and Susan making yoghurt. Tom is off to clean the flat ready for inspection by its landlord.

It's traditional for Clarrie to get a week off before Christmas, according to Susan: she needs the time to bake for Eddie's car boot sales and other seasonal Grundy 'enterprises', as well as plucking turkeys. Kirsty is now charged with drumming up extras for the Mysteries, and Susan suggests Tracy: since she's always hanging around with Jazzer anyway, she might as well make herself useful. Susan herself isn't at all happy about having to ride a horse as a king, and Lynda is determined she has to. Kirsty urges her to ask again if Lily, who's been riding all her life, can do it instead. Then Johnny appears at the door.

Tom has cleaned the kitchen sink, and assures Natasha that Hazel will indeed notice if it is dirty: she takes no prisoners. The bell rings, and Tom reminds Natasha to be on her best behaviour and goes to let Hazel in. Natasha doesn't introduce herself, but Tom does the honours. Hazel makes a point of mentioning the steep stairs up to the front door, and having had covid. Natasha offers her a cup of tea, and Hazel praises the condition of the flat while Tom goes to make it.

Johnny, Susan and Kirsty are to have a selfie with hairnets, all saying cheese. According to Kirsty it's hilarious, but she quickly adds that Susan is the only one who really suits a hairnet. Susan goes to wash her hands, and Kirsty immediately asks Johnny to be a Roman soldier, but he'd prefer not to. He takes a picture of Susan plugging in a pipe for the yoghurt, which he says is brilliant; Susan doesn't think it's any good and that she looks horrible, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and asks him to delete it.

Hazel has gone into her usual spiel about Ambridge being the only place she thinks of as home; Natasha sympathises. Hazel tells them the flat is fine, and Natasha is glad she thinks so and mentions having bought paint to redecorate with. Hazel assures them they are wonderful tenants, but she wants them to leave so that she can move in, which prompts an indignant outcry from Tom. She sincerely regrets causing them inconvenience, but she has nowhere else to go now her house is sold and the one she is moving to won't be ready for months. Tom suggests she could rent, but she points out that she does own the flat above the shop. She is within her rights to evict them at very little notice: when the owner of a property requires it for her own use... And she plans to keep it on, as a bolthole for when the pressures of her life elsewhere become too much. She's very sorry. And do they have a bit of hot water? Her tea has gone cold.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 7th December, 2021

Hazel continues true to form, and Susan is having an unlucky day.

Characters: Susan, Tony, Hazel, Fallon, Natasha, Tom
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Susan reckons she has persuaded Lynda to let her off riding a horse, but will lead one instead; Tony is not particularly interested, but doesn't stop her from going on, and makes polite and encouraging noises. Johnny has shown him the pictures, including the one she disliked and which he found amusing. She is not pleased about that.

Fallon is serving Hazel at the tea-room, and tells her that she does remember her. Hazel asks impertinent questions about whether it is a viable business if it is not part of Bridge Farm, then praises the cake, the tea-room, and things in general. She will be coming to live in Ambridge at New Year; perhaps Fallon remembers the flat above the shop? Fallon certainly does, seeing that Hazel evicted her from it.

Tom doesn't want to move to Borchester Old Market: it would be an awkward commute in the morning. The house Natasha has found in Darrington is on a rough estate; she wouldn't want to live there. Natasha is worried because they only have two months to find somewhere; Tom is angry that Hazel is throwing them out rather than whoever is in Keeper's Cottage, although (or perhaps because? Chris) he has no idea who the tenants there are. That would be a much more suitable home for Hazel.

Fallon is letting Hazel know that she doesn't think much of her having given Tom and Natasha such short notice to quit, and just before Christmas as well. Hazel repeats that she is sorry to have had to do it. Fallon talks up Natasha and her business, encouraged by Hazel, who is strangely interested to hear what a hard worker Natasha is. Fallon emphasises the amount of midnight oil that is burnt in the flat and the number of deliveries for Summer Orchard that Susan has to take in at the shop when Natasha isn't in.

Susan is being snide about Johnny's photography, before telling him that he isn't to use the picture of her that she says makes her look like an idiot. Then a cow relieves itself over her, though Johnny tries to warn her it is about to happen.

Hazel has dropped in on Tom at work. She claims to understand how he feels about about having to move at Christmas, but she has found the section in the lease which specifies that the flat is a purely residential premises; she now hears that Natasha is conducting her business there. She advises him to inspect his lease, because she would be justified in evicting them in a fortnight; however, since they are family she will make it a month. Tom is furious, but she is blithely unconcerned.

Johnny hopes that Susan is OK; she is rather upset and Tony has sent her for a shower while Pat finds some clothes for her to go home in. She comes in and thanks Tony for being so kind; Johnny apologises profusely, and tells her that he has deleted the photograph she so disliked. Susan is now convinced that she can never get on with animals, and is having second thoughts about even leading a horse in her role as a king: she and animals simply don't mix, she says fatalistically.

Natasha has become angry; a few phone calls on her own phone don't make where she lives a commercial premises. She exclaims that she bent over backwards to be nice to Hazel, and this is how she repays her! She wants to fight it, but Tom is resigned; he knows Hazel of old, and once she has her eye on the prize she won't give up. Besides, technically she may be in the right. Natasha wants to know how Hazel knew about the deliveries, and come to that about her doing any work in the flat: everything was tidied away when Hazel came round, and the laptop was closed. Someone has been talking, and she bets she knows who it is.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 8th December, 2021

Natasha is on the attack and Hazel is on the back foot.

Characters: Ed, Eddie, Hazel, Lynda, Susan, Natasha
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Ed has come to help with the turkeys, leaving Clarrie back at the house to pluck them when they have been killed. Eddie is putting up the wires to hang them from when he sees Hazel approaching, and is clearly not pleased. She has been sent to Grange Farm to ask about buying a turkey, but is not dressed to walk across to the barn where they are. Eddie doesn't tell her who he is, since she doesn't recognise him, and ignores being asked for his name and bank details so she can pay him. She tells them she wants the turkey for Bridge Farm to make up for ruining their Christmas by evicting Tom and Natasha, at which Ed exclaims; Eddie insists she must select it herself.

Lynda has arranged with Lily about the riding; they can probably use her skills to make the entrance of the kings more flamboyant. Susan suggests that they might do without horses altogether, given that they 'poo'; it would be a shame if the kings are upstaged by an incontinent animal. Then Natasha appears in a fury with a bone to pick with Susan, shrilly accusing her of having talked to Hazel and complained about the upstairs neighbours. She refuses to accept any denial from Susan, tearfully attacks her for being unable to keep her big mouth shut and for getting them evicted, and slams out again. Lynda tries to comfort a shocked Susan.

At the barn, Eddie is being difficult about Hazel making her choice, and then tells her that the bird she has finally selected is a bit too large. Ed lets it go again. Eddie is being 'expert' a her, and Hazel begs him to help her choose. Ed is told to get the one by his left foot, which is about seven kilos; Eddie asks if Hazel wants to stun it personally, which horrifies her. Eddie gives his name and she asks after Joe; Eddie says Joe died a couple of years back, and never got over being evicted from Keeper's Cottage, but he doesn't suppose she remembers doing that because she probably evicts so many people. Hazel is discomposed.

Lynda has seen the flaw in Hazel's eviction scheme: working from home was happening everywhere last year. She has seen through Hazel and her invented excuses to get what she wants. She was deceived into thinking Hazel might have mellowed because of her illness, but she was wrong; she is glad she said nothing to Hazel about Natasha. Susan wants to know why Natasha picked on her, and moans that it will be all round the village by now: people are such gossips. How is she to go to work at Bridge Farm where she might see Tom, after his wife has attacked her like that? Lynda assures her that it will blow over: Natasha will realise she has made a mistake and will have to make a grovelling apology. Susan will look forward to that.

Ed is inclined to think Hazel was a bit pathetic and might have merited some consideration, which she got from Clarrie, who took pity on her and made her a cup of tea; Eddie says she deserves no pity. Ed remarks that her shoes were ruined and he felt quite sorry, to which Eddie responds that heaven knows she can afford new shoes. She has made trouble all round the village over the years, and he is glad he got some of their own back on her; Ed agrees that giving her the runaround was fun. Eddie gloats that they will now be paid twice for the turkey she chose, since Bridge Farm had already ordered one and there is no reason to tell them it's been paid for. He is firm that Hazel has not turned over a new leaf and has not become a nice person, as she was trying to pretend: it won't wash.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 9th December, 2021

Natasha is nursing a bombshell.

Characters: Tom, Natasha, Pat, Fallon, Tony, Hazel
Credited scriptwriter: Caroline Harrington

Director: Jeremy Howe
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tom is grumbling about their contract with Hazel Woolley, and Natasha is exasperated. She wants to talk to him about something, but then Pat rings Tom about Susan being upset and Tom refuses to believe that Susan said nothing to Hazel; he is not prepared to apologise to Susan. Natasha leaves him to it and takes herself back to bed with a headache.

As he hangs up, Fallon comes up to Pat and tells her about Hazel planning to live in the flat. Pat responds by telling her about Hazel having found out about Natasha working in the flat and how upset Susan is by the row they have had over it; Fallon starts to own up, but then thinks better of it and goes to open the tea-room.

Tom is moaning about somebody else's substandard packing of the veg boxes, while Tony witters on about a photo Johnny has taken of two cows in a shaft of sunlight. He eventually notices that Tom is tense and being short, and Tom tells him about Natasha being upset over the flat. Tony says he knows, and that Tom or Natasha should apologise to Susan. He is sure that Susan isn't a liar and would have owned up if she had let slip to Hazel about Natasha working from the flat.

Hazel rings Pat asking if she can pop round and see her, claiming that she has caused distress unwittingly. Pat tries to say no, but Hazel ignores her, says she'll be round in half an hour and rings off. Pat shouts for Tony.

Natasha is on the phone about a house, but rings off as soon as Tom gets in. He has apologised to Susan, and thinks she may not have been the one who ratted to Hazel. Natasha immediately says it's nice to have his support and no, she doesn't want a sandwich. Tom notices a rather grand house in Penny Hassett on her screen, and is horrified: they couldn't even afford the deposit. Natasha says she has plenty of credit on her card. He is not at all happy with the idea of taking on a huge debt; she says they need to think of the future, and he that there won't be any future if they go bankrupt. She slams out.

Hazel is talking about her new house, which won't be ready for her until April at the earliest, and explaining that she has no choice about taking the flat from Tom and Natasha so that she can be in Ambridge where she feels secure; she has been told not to exert herself after her illness. She wants Pat and Tony to explain to Tom and Natasha. Pat denies point blank that Natasha is running a business from the flat, but Hazel mentions lawyers and Tony implores her not to not to go down that route. She thanks the pair for being so helpful and leaves them (probably with their mouths hanging open. Chris), saying that she knew she could rely on them.

Fallon encounters Natasha, who has been for a long walk, and tells her she wants a word about Hazel Woolley. After some chat and agreement about how horrible Hazel is, Fallon tells Natasha that she accidentally let slip about Natasha working in the flat and about Susan taking in parcels for her; she is so, so sorry. Natasha starts being tearful, and explains that because of the misunderstanding with Susan she has had a row with Tom, and so couldn't tell him why she wants a proper house now: she's having a baby. Fallon immediately congratulates her, but Natasha says that with everything that's been happening, the timing couldn't possibly be worse.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 12th December, 2021

Blake is moving out, Tom and Natasha are moving in.

Characters: Tom, Natasha, Blake, Chelsea, Tracy, Pat, Tony, Jazzer
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tom is in a state about the lack of anywhere to move to, and is searching estate agents' websites and wondering which are open on a Sunday. Natasha offers him a pastry, and tells him to stop looking; she wants to eat breakfast without stress. She has got him an early Christmas present; he is preoccupied with flats; she bursts into tears at his obtuseness. When he finally gets round to opening it, the present is a positive pregnancy test. He thinks it is amazing, and brilliant, and he's thrilled. She was afraid how he'd react; she's waited four days for the right moment to tell him. They agree they are really happy.

Blake turns up at Chelsea's door but doesn't want come in: he just came to say goodbye because he is moving away from Borchester. Yvonne has found him somewhere to live, and a place on a course; Chelsea is well pleased for him. He wants to thank her for being so good to him. Tracy calls to ask who it is, then tells Chelsea to ask him in. She asks him if he likes pizza, and when he says yes invites him to stay for lunch; he accepts.

Pat and Tony are sitting down to have a fancy lunch, but they don't mind Tom and Natasha interrupting. Pat offers to split the meal so they can have some too, and to Tony's increasing irritation Tom embarks on an involved explanation that amounts to their being unable to find anywhere to live and they were wondering if they could come to Bridge Farm, just until they do find somewhere.

Tracy is pleased that Chelsea and Jazzer have stayed after eating instead of sloping off like the others. Blake found Gary funny, and Tracy tells tales out of school about Chelsea and Brad squabbling as children. Blake is having a fine time and enjoying himself, and making jokes; Tracy offers ice-cream.

Tom is relieved they can move in indefinitely; Natasha immediately says it won't be forever. There is chocolate mousse for dessert, and Tom says Natasha can't have any because it contains raw eggs. When Pat offers coffee, he says Natasha can't have that either, while Natasha tries to shut him up. Pat asks whether they have some news; Natasha says they are having a baby, and Pat and Tony are delighted and thrilled. Natasha says they weren't telling anyone until Tom let it out, because it is early days yet, and swears Pat and Tony to secrecy.

Blake tells Tracy that Chelsea, who is tidying up in the kitchen, is a really good person. Then Jazzer hears someone at the door and goes to see who's there: he brings back a card for Blake, from Jim. Blake asks Jazzer to read it for him because the handwriting is spidery; Jim wishes him good luck and says he deserves happiness as much as anyone and he's not to forget it. Blake is touched, and also thinks the Horrobins are the best family he ever met.

After Tom and Natasha have gone, Pat and Tony express their delight at the baby-news, but Tony is nervous about the pair moving in. The last couple of weeks have been fraught because of Natasha's behaviour: they might be harder to live with than Helen and the boys. Pat remarks that living with your daughter is one thing, with your daughter-in-law quite another. But how could they have said no? They start to worry about decluttering Tom's room but agree there is no rush; the move doesn't have to happen until after New Year. Then Tony asks if he could have some crisps: he is still hungry after Pat giving half their lunch to Tom and Natasha. Pat proposes a toast to Tony on their forty-seventh wedding anniversary, he toasts her back, and they confirm their love for each other. She is still worrying whether it will be all right living with Tom and Natasha, and Tony says of course it will work: they will make it work.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 13th December, 2021

Kirsty is doubly out of the loop.

Characters: Martyn Gibson, Will, Mia, Pat, Kirsty, Lynda, Stella
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Martyn Gibson tells Will that Mia is staging a protest against the shoot; he wants her off the land, because she is trespassing. The guns mustn't see her and, though they are having a break at present, they will be coming back shortly. Will goes to see what Mia is up to: she is meant to be at school. He tells her that she needs to leave, now, and that she's embarrassing him. She says he should be proud of her, takes no notice of anything he says, and when he tells her he is afraid for her because wandering about on a shoot is dangerous, she denies having done so and tells him that she has announced her intentions to Martyn Gibson.

Pat tells Kirsty that yesterday was her wedding anniversary and that Tom and Natasha had forgotten, and also that they are moving in. Kirsty makes her feel bad because her anniversary with Philip was last week, and she tells Pat she has to go and see Philip. She says it's because of Blake and that the only thing she can do for Blake is protect him from any more of Philip. Pat thinks she is wonderful to be doing it. Pat has to go, but first asks about Tony dressing as a tinker for the Mystery Plays; Kirsty thinks that will be fine. Lynda appears, and is surprised when Pat says she will see her on Wednesday; after Pat has gone she asks what is happening on Wednesday, so Kirsty explains Pat means that is when they have the next rehearsal.

Martyn announces that he is going to call the police; Will begs him not to and says he'll try talking to Mia again. Then Stella comes over to tell them that the guns are getting antsy, and suggests Martyn defer calling the police until she has tried talking to Mia.

Lynda is angry that Eddie has asked for more extras; it wasn't her idea. Kirsty tries to convince her that the extra extras will be a good thing, and then lists several: Tony, Pat, Ruth, Richard Thwaite, Stella. Lynda is not happy because it will be chaos and they will look like amateurs, and tells Kirsty that she has to get rid of them. She won't listen to anything Kirsty says to try to persuade her, and goes snittily off for a swim as Pat rings Kirsty about an addition to tomorrow's delivery for Grey Gables, and then starts talking about her costume for the mysteries. In spite of Lynda's orders, Kirsty hasn't the heart to tell Pat that she, her 70s dress and Tony are not wanted after all.

Stella approaches Mia and warns her the police are about to be called because she is on private land. Mia claims to be on a public footpath, or near one anyway, and talks about cruelty. Stella points out that the chickens in the supermarket have worse lives than the pheasants at the shoot, but Mia isn't standing by the freezers demonstrating; Mia argues her side and says that the shooting she saw while she was getting there broke her heart, then gets distracted into veganism. They have a futile argument, until Stella uses Will as a lever: he's a good step-dad, isn't he? When Mia agrees with that, Stella points out that he is really stressed about the police being called. Mia backs down and admits she has been silly and selfish, and says she will go, but only because of Will. Stella thanks her for listening, and praises her placard, 'Tweeting for the birds who can't tweet for themselves.'

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 14th December, 2021

Tom is neurotic and Mia matchmakes.

Characters: Tony, Pat, Tom, Will, Mia, Stella
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Tony and Pat are wondering about the rehearsals, and rather looking forward to them; Tom has backed out of doing some work with Adam, so Tony will be doing that in the afternoon. Pat plans to use the evening emptying Tom's old room; Tony wants to make the most of their remaining evenings alone as a couple with romantic dinners and binge-watching Parks and Recreation. When Tom appears, he doesn't want to stay and help Tony with any farm work: he's come to ask if he can move in tomorrow. Tony says he can help move his stuff out first, but Tom proposes to bring everything over from the flat immediately and to be in charge of the moving. Tony suggests that he can stay in the evening, and asks whether he liked Parks and Recreation; no, he saw one episode and hated it. Tony sighs.

Mia has failed to let Will know she is staying tonight, just as she went to Andrew's last night in case Will was angry and didn't tell him she wouldn't be in Ambridge. Will wants her to let him know in a timely manner in future where she plans to be for any given night, and also to write a letter of apology to Martyn Gibson. Will is taking Stella some cider as a thank-you for her having saved his job, and Mia should come with him because she owes Stella an apology too. Will makes gentle fun of her when in spite of not at all wanting to write to Martyn, she is happy to go and see Stella.

Tony is staggered by the amount of stuff Tom has brought over and dumped on them; their son is in a tearing rush, and requires Pat to clear out his room Right Now as he goes off to fetch another load in the van. He proposes to put it all on the landing until the room is cleared.

Mia makes a sort-of-apology to Stella, not actually saying she regrets anything she did, only that she was a nuisance to Stella. Stella tells her she doesn't need to write the letter to Martyn, because Stella has convinced him Mia won't do anything like that again. She then changes the subject, because she wants to ask Will about who trained his dog, which behaved so well at the shoot. When Mia tells her proudly that Will did it himself, and Cai is the best dog in the world, Stella wants him to help her with training her own dog when she gets one. Will is flattered, and agrees. But first, Stella wants to find somewhere local to live, ideally in Ambridge.

Tony and Pat have been conned into dragging everything out of Tom's room into a barn in a hurry; Pat worries about the damp, and Tony says it's ridiculous and they are not ready for Tom and Natasha to move in. If their moving is this stressful, what will living with them be like?

On the way home in the car, Mia is speculating to a bemused Will about Stella's marital status and her not being a lesbian; she also tells him that Stella likes him.

Tony has gone to see Tom, who is wrestling with a table which he can't get through the door and working himself up into a frenzied state. Tony wants to know why Tom is in such a mad rush; Tom says it is to stop any stress for Natasha. Under gentle questioning, he admits that he is just really scared, because Natasha is already stressed and he is afraid she, like Kirsty, may miscarry. Finally the truth, says Tony, something we can work with. He organises them sitting down and having a beer, and talks to Tom calmly and sensibly. Tom admits he is being foolish, then falls back on worry about John and being older than his big brother and feeling guilty for the years he's had and John hasn't: he misses John. So do I, says Tony mildly, and Tom has the grace to apologise. To reassure him about things in general, Tony says he has a good feeling about the baby, but Tom must calm down.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 15th December, 2021

Mia persists, but Kirsty is off the hook.

Characters: Mia, Stella, Harrison, Kirsty, Will
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Mia accosts Stella on the Green to ask her whether she liked the cider, and tries to talk her into joining the cider club. She suggests Stella should ask Will about it. Stella is posting her Christmas cards, and Mia asks if she has children (she hasn't), then tells her that she ought to take Will with her to get a dog. Has she got a name for her dog yet? She is going to call it Weaver after Sigourney Weaver; Mia is interested to learn that Alien is Stella's favourite film.

Harrison has come for a quick chat with Kirsty. Kirsty assumes it's about the loincloth he has to wear on the cross; she leads the talk onto Lynda still wanting her to sack the extras. Eventually he manages to start telling her what he came about, though she cuts him off to say she has to leave to get to the prison. He finally tells her that he has some news about Blake.

Will has made a Bridge Fresh delivery to Stella, and is surprised when she knows about the cider club. She tells him that Mia told her about it, then rather awkwardly mentions that she is afraid Mia might be planning another protest; it felt as if she were up to something. Will thanks her for the warning. She apologises for worrying him, and he says that he wishes Mia's mum were there, then when she asks where her mum is, tells Stella that Nic died four years ago. She is mortified at having asked, but he shrugs it off.

Harrison has told Kirsty that Blake has been found somewhere safe to live and she doesn't need to visit Philip, and she is very pleased she is off the hook. Harrison has to go, and leaves her to enjoy a free morning. When Harrison asks, she says she won't let the prison know she isn't coming: let Philip rot.

Mia comes in and says she is starving; Will directs her to the vegetarian lasagne Clarrie has left in the fridge for her. She tells Will all about the rehearsal, and the extras, but he tells her that Stella thought she was up to something and he wants to know what she is doing. After some attempts to talk round it, she admits she is trying to get him a girlfriend. He is massively relieved she isn't planning something dreadful, and tells her that while it's wonderful of her to want him to be happy, if he ever feels ready for a relationship he'll let her know. Until then she is to leave the matchmaking alone. He just wouldn't feel right being with anyone else than Nic. Mia won't let it drop; on the end Will gently points out that having Alien in common as a favourite film isn't necessarily a basis for a relationship.

After rehearsal, Harrison is laughing to himself: he found it very funny when all the extras trooped into the hall and Lynda didn't know how to tell them they weren't wanted. He says he hasn't managed to persuade Lynda about him freezing to death if he has to wear just a loincloth on the cross in December. (The Passion will be in January. Chris.) Kirsty declines to mention it for him, saying that the mix-up about the extras means she has no clout with Lynda at all, and then wants to know whether Harrison thinks that Blake's information means more traffickers will get caught. She is still self-flagellating, at length, about not having done enough for Blake. And how many others like him are out there?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 16th December, 2021

It's not Lynda's day.

Characters: Stella, Ruth, Lynda, Kirsty, Tracy
Credited scriptwriter: Katie Hims

Director: Dave Payne
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Stella has come to find Ruth, who is fruitlessly looking for various bills in David's filing system. They have a carbon auditing man coming in the afternoon, and David is not answering his phone because he's in a meeting with Vince Casey, discussing the shortage of labour at the abattoir. Stella offers to help Ruth, then invites her to go for a drink that evening. Ruth offers to buy the drinks if Stella finds the bills.

Lynda approaches Kirsty about last night, wondering whether she would reconsider her position about firing (Kirsty's word) the extras. Kirsty explodes, listing all the things she has already been expected to do, and refuses. Lynda claims it's not that big a deal, and Kirsty says in that case she can tell them herself, starting with Tracy, who has just arrived to share some news about Blake: he came to see her last Sunday, but didn't want anyone else to know until he had gone. Kirsty thinks it's touching that he came to say goodbye. Tracy says he was different: he had new confidence, and a lightness as if a load had been lifted off him. They agree Blake has a kind heart. As Tracy is about to leave, Kirsty says Lynda has something to say to her, and Lynda – put on the spot – reluctantly says she has some difficult news: Tracy will not be needed for the Mystery Plays after all.

Ruth wonders if she should just cancel the auditor, but Stella says no, they're sure to find the bills soon. Ruth remembers that Stella wanted to ask her something, and asks what it was; Stella reveals it was about the Mystery Plays and whether Ruth is in them. She is not sure whether she wants to do it or not. As Ruth is telling her it will be great fun, Stella finds a box on the floor with the bills for 2021 in it.

Tracy is angry, and as Kirsty agrees sotto voce with everything she has to say, tells Lynda she is treating the community in a shoddy way after having been given a community award. In fact she is tempted to write to the Queen about it. At this terrible threat, Lynda backs down.

Stella accepts a pint of Guinness from Ruth, and asks her how it all went; apparently the auditor said they were doing well, but while that was good news there has been some bad as well. Someone has written to the animal welfare people about the cows wintering out. Ruth is on edge about that because although it is nonsense, she remembers Brookfield and the slave labour being all over social media because of one malicious post. Lynda then comes along to tell them they can be extras in the Ambridge Mysteries after all; Ruth didn't know there was any doubt about it. Lynda tells them everyone is welcome, and they thank her. She leaves, then turns back to congratulate Ruth on the cows having been moved out of the quagmire she saw them in; Ruth immediately and viciously assumes it is Lynda who has tipped off the animal welfare people. Lynda is very hurt at the accusation, but the way she then speaks about the cows makes Ruth even more convinced Lynda was behind it. She tells Lynda that she is a good farmer and her animals are absolutely fine, and Stella backs her up; in her anger about the conclusion she has leaped to, Ruth decides not to be an extra, nor indeed to allow Brookfield's barn to be used for the Mysteries. She says that Lynda was going on last week about the barn not being palatial enough for Herod: why doesn't she go and find somewhere else for his palace?

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 19th December, 2021

Malice abounds.

Characters: Kirsty, Lynda, Usha, Alan
Credited scriptwriter: Naylah Ahmed

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty suggests approaching Ruth to see if she will change her mind, but Lynda says that unless they can identify the culprit who made the report, that's unlikely; she wonders who really did it. Kirsty wonders why anyone would want to scupper a community effort. Lynda decides that Hilary Noakes is the only person capable of such behaviour, and they will get confirmation by Kirsty ringing her and pretending to be from the animal welfare organisation.

Usha is going on about wanting them both to go that evening and watch a three-hour, director's cut version of her favourite Indian film with her brother, in the media room he has built in his basement, and Alan is not really attending; he has to work on his speech before going out for a full round of parish events in the evening, and will have no time for films over Christmas either. She takes the opportunity to tell him the drunken vicar GIF is still around, and if people turn up at the church to see if he is sober, well that's feet through the door. She is completely unsupportive and doesn't want to come to anything he has to do that evening, or indeed any of his parish duty-events over Christmas, and Amy won't be there because she has walked out to spend the day with Alice over him not being tactful when he needed to use the bathroom in the morning: she has left something for him on his desk. Usha eventually agrees to listen to his speech in exchange for not having to accompany him in the evening.

Lynda is now unhappy because the extras have been ringing her about costumes. However, when Kirsty tries to suggest ways to deal with her problems about them, Lynda says they need to ring Hilary Noakes as a priority; it becomes clear she expects Kirsty to put on a fake voice and do it. (This will be on the landline, not a mobile, which may come back to bite them. Chris)

Alan is ending his speech, which is platitudinous; Usha tells him to stop when he says time with loved ones is important. She tears him off a strip for not practising what he proposes to preach, and is unpleasant about him not making her and her doings in the house his priority. Also, he hasn't even looked at what Amy left for him. She calls him a hypocrite, and is then pleased with having told him what she thinks. She announces that she is going away for Christmas, to stay with her brother Shiv.

Kirsty has discovered who did do the reporting: Hilary, on behalf of Evangeline Loweminster. Ruth has been told that the animal charity will not be taking the matter any further, and has said the Mysteries can come back. By Lynda's account she grovelled to Lynda about having jumped to conclusions, offering the barn before Lynda had even asked for it and promising not to let David shave until after he has played Herod. Now they need to tell Clarrie she has to make costumes for all the extras before the rehearsal on Thursday. They must make a list of what each extra is playing, get volunteers to help her, and find more fabric.

When Alan gets back to the house after his first engagement of the evening Usha seems to make excuses for her behaviour: she has had a horrible few months, and is exhausted. She and Amy are going for a break, and she tells Alan in a sugar-sweet voice that it is because of his speech and he will be fine without them. He is shocked they are leaving him alone at Christmas.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 20th December, 2021

Clarrie is rushed off her feet, and Alice has a disappointment.

Characters: Clarrie, Susan, Alice, Amy, Jennifer
Credited scriptwriter: Naylah Ahmed

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Clarrie has been working flat-out to finish all the costumes, but she has now altered the hem on David's tunic for the third time, and that's the whole lot finished. Susan seems distrait, then admits she is thinking about her grand entrance being upstaged by Lily on a horse. She is disparaging about her cloak, which offends Clarrie, who made it. In fact Clarrie is rather exasperated with her.

Alice and Amy are out shopping in Birmingham, Amy having left Usha and Shiv to enjoy quality sibling time; Amy is talking about how difficult Christmas is with Alan, and complaining about him being tired. Then Alice finds a reindeer just like the one they had when she was young, flashing nose and all: Ruairi named it Randall and always had to be the one to hang it on the tree. She is looking forward to seeing him again, though Amy warns her not to expect a quick fix for their relationship.

Susan is admiring the costumes on the rail as she and Clarrie talk about Christmas preparations: Susan has done all her cards and the Christmas cake is already iced and sitting in the larder, although Neil will have to make do with cranberry sauce from a jar this year. She wants a selfie of her and Clarrie with the costumes, although she has done nothing to help with them. Clarrie still has a lot of things to do for the market, such as all the mini Christmas cakes to ice, and seventeen holly wreaths left to make, and suggests that since Susan has finished her own chores she could help with those. Then Susan sees Lily's king costume, which is very fancy because Lily provided the ornamented bodice; Susan is jealous and unhappy.

Amy has rung up to say that Alice may have a couple of Amy's bags and Amy a couple of Alice's, so Alice agrees to wrap the mittens Amy bought for Martha; then Jennifer comes in and Amy and she talk briefly on the phone before Amy rings off and leaves Alice and Jennifer to get on. Jennifer wants to see what Alice has got at the market, and Alice produces Randall and wants to know what happened to the original: she can't wait to see what Ruairi thinks of the replacement. But when Jennifer can get a word in edgeways she says she had a phone-call this morning: Ruairi won't be coming.

Clarrie is trying to calm Susan down: Susan wants to look memorable, and is keeping on and on about it. Kirsty has been ringing but Clarrie doesn't feel like answering the phone to her because she'll just want some change made to her costume. Susan goes on hoping for a new costume, but Clarrie is determined that she is doing no more. Then Kirsty sends Susan a text saying that she really needs to talk with Clarrie.

Ruairi has arranged to go skiing with friends, and Alice assumes he is avoiding her. She wishes she had never said those things to him: they were mean. Jennifer agrees that they were, but tries to reassure her about siblings fighting; Alice just knows what she said was hard to forgive. Jennifer goes on telling her Christmas will be wonderful, and Alice says she loves her; Jennifer is sure Ruairi knows Alice loves him really, and that he loves her too.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 21st December, 2021

No rest for Clarrie, and no peace for Alan.

Characters: Clarrie, Susan, Alice, Chris, Oliver, Kirsty
Credited scriptwriter: Naylah Ahmed

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Clarrie is being very unhappy about Eddie having brought in all the extras, thus lumbering her with more costume-making, while Susan stands around 'helping' by going through the fabric that has been donated. Clarrie asks her to help: the fabric is no use without anyone to sew it. Clarrie has been up since four and gives a list of her impending tasks. Susan has brought Martha with her, which handicaps her assistance somewhat, and wants good material for her attendant Denise's garb. Clarrie tells her to take her cloak off and make herself useful.

Alice has brought Chris some Christmas socks she saw at the Birmingham market. Alan turns up just as they are about to discuss arrangements for Martha over the holiday, and after Alice mentions shopping with Amy in Birmingham he reveals that Amy and Usha are staying with Usha's brother over Christmas.

Oliver wakes Kirsty, who has been asleep at work: he has come to tell her that he has offered a complimentary spa treatment to three guests under the name of Terrance. She says she was up late making a rather unsuccessful costume, and she is not looking forward to Lynda sending instructional notes to the cast using her as an intermediary. Helping with the production was meant to be a distraction from her troubles, but it's taking over her life.

At the dairy, Susan tells Clarrie she has been told by Christopher that Usha has deserted Alan over Christmas, and is full of rather gleeful pity for him. She thinks it might be the first sign of a divorce, and says Clarrie ought to be ashamed that George put up the GIF that probably started it all. Clarrie is horrified.

Alice nobly allows Chris to have Martha on Christmas Eve and overnight so he can see her first thing on her first Christmas. Anyway, it would work better for her if Martha wasn't there until she's done the Christmas food preparations, not that she expects Jennifer actually will put her feet up as intended. Chris tells her that she seems a lot better than she has done lately.

Clarrie has done fifteen costumes overnight, to Kirsty's one. Kirsty is worried about raising the cast's spirits, which will certainly be at rock bottom after Lynda's notes have been delivered; Oliver jollies her along. He gives her good advice about leadership, and offering a cup of tea and a biscuit as a gesture of goodwill to reduce tension. He also suggests a cast celebration after the performances, and says Grey Gables would sponsor light-hearted awards for things such as 'the most fluffed lines'. They start thinking of possible categories for these prizes, which cheers Kirsty up.

Clarrie and Susan are scrutinising Alan as he potters in the church; Clarrie says he looks fine, but Susan is convinced he is unhappy. She tells him knowingly that she has been told Usha has left, and makes all sorts of insinuating remarks about it whilst he tries to convince the pair that there is nothing the matter and he is perfectly fine with the arrangements; then both Susan and Clarrie offer to have him to a meal at Christmas, for lunch at Ambridge View and tea at Grange Farm. He tries to avoid this arrangement, they work to persuade him, and when he tells them he doesn't know what to say, they chorus 'Say yes'.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 22nd December, 2021

Ill-temper, insinuation and misunderstanding: it's the season of goodwill.

Characters: Usha, Alan, Lily, Jazzer, Susan, Clarrie
Credited scriptwriter: Naylah Ahmed

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Usha has rung Alan, apparently to have a quick gloat about him missing her, and is being snide about his going out to meals on Christmas Day. She asks if he has opened his present from Amy, the jumper with 'Grumpy' on it, and then whether he's worn it: 'Amy saw it and thought of you', she tells him unkindly. He wants to know when they are coming home, and she tells him Shiv has arranged lots of things for them to do for several days, and she can't let Shiv down.

Lily is suggesting she could help Jazzer with his enunciation and projection, which Lynda has criticised in her note. He is affronted and says he is doing just fine, but she tells him she can't always hear what he says. She takes it upon herself to coach him in a patronising way, and tells him all about how to speak and act, then when he is unappreciative leaves after quite unnecessarily reminding him when the next rehearsal is.

Alan drops in as Susan and Lily are about to choose the costumes for their attendants. Clarrie says ruefully that everyone is meant to be leaving the costumes with her, but they will go off in them to take selfies. Usha has instructed him to take Clarrie one of her hats as part of a costume, and Clarrie, asking if Usha is well, clearly pities his bereft condition.

Lily is admiring the silk costume for one of the attendants, and being snide about Denise's figure; she and Susan are being sweet as pie to each other, particularly Susan, and playing the old 'after you', 'no, no, after you' game with staggering insincerity.

Jazzer is unwillingly doing his elocution exercises, as suggested by Lily, who has undermined him comprehensively. Alan is rather more tactful in his offer of help, and his encouragement.

Clarrie asks which costume each attendant is to be given, and for some reason Susan has said that Lily's attendant, Molly Button, can have the silk one.

Jazzer and Alan are having a quiet chin-wag; Alan is very impressed by it all, and the effort everyone is putting in. Jazzer praises Clarrie and her costume-making, and Alan has helped him get over his pique with Lily by having given instruction which, unlike hers, Jazzer appreciated. Jazzer sympathises about him being alone at Christmas, which he knows about all too well; he has it better now, with Jazzer and the Prof and Tracy, but he knows Usha has left Alan and that Clarrie is gutted over the GIF, which she thinks has caused the rift. Alan, horrified by the depth of misunderstanding which seems to be going round the village, tells him that Clarrie and Susan have made a mistake: he and Usha are not on the brink of divorce. Jazzer apologises for having got things wrong, but Alan thanks him for having been very helpful: indeed, an inspiration. He now has to go and rewrite his speech.

Clarrie has to get back home, and Susan praises her for all her hard work. When Clarrie expresses surprise about which attendant is getting the silk costume, Susan assures her that she doesn't regret letting Lily have first choice for her attendant, and mentions how cold it is outside.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 23rd December, 2021

Usha returns, and the donkey goes missing.

Characters: Alan, Kirsty, Lynda, Susan, Lily, Usha
Credited scriptwriter: Naylah Ahmed

Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alan is leaving a phone message asking whether Usha has read his revised speech, which he has sent her by email. He grovels about all his 'sins' of omission, and says he misses his family. Rather plaintively, he asks her to remember that a vicar is for life, not just for Christmas.

Kirsty offers the cast hot drinks and cakes after the first dress rehearsal, and Lynda tells her that nobody deserves them and goes into a rant about how awful it was. Kirsty tells her she is panicking. Lynda asserts that they are not going to practice the Passion until the Nativity is right. Kirsty tells Lynda to deliver her own notes, and also that she can tell the cast about the extra rehearsal of the Nativity, because Kirsty is not going to.

Susan is being very sweet to Lily about Lily being so cold; Susan was toasty warm in her cloak. Lily realises that Susan has manoeuvred her; she tries to blame Susan for her own poor decision, while Susan says righteously that she gave Lily first choice of costumes. Susan also tells her that the other attendants are defecting to her and warmer clothing; Kirsty says that Lily needs to sort out some thermals. Lily accuses Susan of being underhand, and vows that Susan's entrance won't be a patch on hers.

Usha, for some reason, rings the vicarage doorbell rather than just walking in. Alan is delighted to see her, and she claims never to have intended to stay away. They embrace. She says that she is starving and so is Amy, and is about to go and cook when Alan tells her that people have been leaving food for him, and there are two pies in the fridge. She is slightly taken aback.

Lynda is giving the cast a pep-talk, and tells them they got the Nativity right. They are now going to pause rehearsals until after Christmas. She proposes a toast to Boxing Day.

Alan has re-written his speech as a grovel to Usha, about not missing chances to be close to people, and Usha graciously tells him she will come to come to hear him give it. He has to go out to a carol service, and Usha tells him not to tell Clarrie and Susan that she is back, or indeed anyone: Usha wants a quiet Christmas by themselves.

Lynda and Kirsty are clearing up after the cast has gone; Lynda says the Oliver awards were a good idea, which flatters Kirsty, and that Oliver is a wise man. She tells Kirsty that she has done wonders. Lynda regrets their not having practised the Passion, and then tells Kirsty to go while she finishes up. As Kirsty is about to leave she gets a text; the donkey has had a better offer, at Felpersham Cathedral. Lynda tells her to go along to Helen's and have a lovely Christmas: Lynda will find them a donkey for their Mary.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Sunday 26th December, 2021

After the play was over, after no-one went home.

Characters: Kirsty, Lynda, Alan, Susan, Usha
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty is telling Lynda how happy she is that it has gone well, in fact couldn't have gone better, and that Mia was amazing and Susan's entrance was very, well, unexpected. Alan comes to congratulate them because it was a splendid occasion, moving and amusing. Salieri stood in for the donkey, and Lynda felt sorry for Constanza not being in the production; she suggests that Constanza could do the same for St Stephen's next year, but Alan is not keen and changes the subject by reminding her that she has another production next week. They agree that Susan is in line for an Oliver for her entrance: Neil arranged for her to arrive on a flatbed truck with her three attendants, and Lily's nose is out of joint. Alan tries to get away, and is invited to the cast party at 7.30 in The Bull, which he turns down.

Alan congratulates Jazzer, and bumps into Susan, who congratulates Alan on being so strong and tells him it's all right to be sad. She whispers her sympathy and tells him she has leftovers from Christmas lunch for him in the vestry; Chris and Neil cooked far too much. He thanks her, explaining that he isn't coming to the drinks. He finds her misapprehensions about his domestic difficulties too much to take, and makes his escape.

Back at the vicarage, he explains to Usha that Susan wouldn't allow him not to take the food, and suggests that he will make a big bubble and squeak, the first cooking either has done so far over Christmas. She thinks it has been the best Christmas ever. He explains that people insist on believing that Usha has left him, no matter how much he denies it, and says they can't keep on letting everyone think they are on the point of divorce; he vows that next Christmas he will be as upbeat at home as he is outside it. Usha suggests they both go to the party at The Bull.

Lynda tells Susan that they all have to be word perfect for next week, and then Alan comes in – with Usha, who lets them know she has been back in Ambridge since Thursday. Susan is flabbergasted, while Lynda approves of Usha having a break and goes away to talk to Herod (ie David, presumably Pontius Pilate in the next play) about his hand-washing. Usha thanks Susan for all the lovely food, and wonders how such a terrible rumour can have got round: she talks about people spinning gossip out of thin air. Susan, who invented the whole thing, flees to Neil. Alan asks Usha not to wind up his parishioners any more.

Lynda says goodbye to Susan, and then turns to Kirsty to talk about the technical rehearsal: they want the Passion to be as much of a success as the Nativity. She assures Kirsty that the best is yet to come.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Monday 27th December, 2021

All a bit Prodigal, really.

Characters: Alice, Jennifer, Ruairi, Christopher, Harrison
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Alice is cooking up the Christmas leftovers under Jennifer's instruction, and Jennifer tells her fondly that she did all of Christmas and should have a break. The family, apart from Debbie and Ruairi, were all there and Alice didn't drink even though the rest of them did: Brian and Jennifer were so proud of her. She says she has to get used to a world where other people drink but she can't. They chat on, about Peggy having watched the whole of the Nativity but being very tired afterwards. Then Ruairi rings Jennifer and asks for a favour: he is at the station and wants a lift. What station? Hollerton Junction, and he can stay till Thursday. All of a flutter, Jennifer says she will fetch him at once. Alice comes back in and asks how he sounded, and whether he knows she is there; it's the first time they will have seen each other since, well, you know... Jennifer suggests that Alice is longing to make amends, and Alice goes along with that sentiment.

Christopher is telling Martha about the song of a robin redbreast, but they then come upon Harrison wild swimming to acclimatise himself to cold water for his part as Jesus. He doesn't want to be unable to deal with Roy baptising him in the river. Christopher thinks Harrison is mad, and tells him he will be coming back to the cottage for a cuppa and to get warm.

Jennifer offers more and more things to Ruairi, who tells her he would love a mushroom omelette if it's not too much trouble; he can't make them himself. Jennifer asks about his studies, and he says the course is perfect. He is suspiciously vague about his skiing holiday and changes the subject to the family's Christmas. When Alice comes in he is friendly but reserved. She tells him she is really, really sorry for what she said, and he says it doesn't matter and he wants to concentrate on important things, like his omelette. Alice goes off to get mushrooms for it. When she has gone Ruairi tells Jennifer that he wants to apologise too, to her, for having gone away as he did and not been in contact.

Chris and Harrison are discussing the New Year Special Offer the Tuckers were given at Grey Gables, and then Christopher gives Harrison a quick recap of Mike Tucker's history, including bits of it that happened before Christopher was born. Then Christopher talks about the Passion, from his experience as Christ one Easter; he tells Harrison that he must give the cross a try-out before the rehearsal.

Jennifer is trying to explain her feelings about Siobhán, and how she was furious and devastated when she first found out about Brian's affair but didn't take Ruairi in because she had to, but because he needed her, and she has grown to love him. He says he loves her too, and is lucky because he has had two mums. He sees a difference between family resentment then, which meant he always had an insecurity about being a cuckoo in the nest, and the family's feelings now, but he had to get away when Alice said what she did so that he could work out what he really felt, and what really mattered to him. He tells Jennifer that she is one of the important things in his life, and he doesn't just mean the cooking. He was the most homesick he's ever felt, on Christmas Day. The delighted Jennifer suggests they can have another Christmas Day, just for him.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Tuesday 28th December, 2021

Mike is back and making his mark.

Characters: Kirsty, Mike, Harrison, Ben, Ruairi, Beth, Ruth
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Kirsty is defending Derek Fletcher's construction of the cross for the Mysteries to Mike Tucker, who thinks it is distinctly wobbly. Apparently Mike's very happy to be in the village with Vicky and Bethany, but he then tells the newly-arrived Harrison he thinks the cross isn't safe. Kirsty proposes to ask Derek Thwaite to fix it, but Mike offers to sort it out for her and assures her that his family won't mind him doing it, and he might just slip over to The Bull for a pint of Shires.

Beth and Ben are talking with Ruairi, and he admits he has missed Ben, and Ambridge.

Mike needs some bits of wood for the base of the cross, and Kirsty tells him there are some at Brookfield left over from a project of Bert's to build a pergola. He goes to see if he can use them, and Kirsty reassures Harrison that the cross will be fine after he has fixed it; Harrison tells her that he has serious doubts over playing Christ at all. Some people watching might be offended, because it's their religion. He should never have said he would do it.

Ben thinks Ruairi is jammy for having gone skiing and having a second Christmas laid on especially for him as well. He and Beth ask where Ruairi went skiing, and are told it was in the French Alps. Ruairi says he and Jenny have had a good talk, and he feels much better. He hands over a present for Ben and Beth.

Ruth is glad the wood is suitable; Mike asks what they plan to do with the bungalow, and she says Pip and Josh are both lobbying for it. They will have to hire someone to spruce it up first, though, and Mike volunteers himself for the job; if she gives him a key he could go and have a look and see what is needed.

Ruairi's present for Ben and Beth is a track day driving four supercars; he wanted to thank Ben for being a real mate this year. Ben says Ruairi is just as good a mate to him, and Beth says they love each other, and then adds into the slightly awkward pause, like brothers, rather sweet. His having so much money to spend on their present is apparently all down to crypto, to which a friend has introduced him, but he is reluctant to show Ben how it is done.

Ruth is explaining the new arrangements for the cattle to Mike, and that the cows are out all winter, and he says it's all very different from when he used to milk at Brookfield. She explains that it's all about their carbon footprint, and goes into a bit of detail, then asks what Mike thought about the bungalow. He has had a good look round and reckons it wouldn't take more than a week for him to get it spick and span. He tells the slightly anxious Ruth that he can square it with Vicky, and she says she will tell Rex what's happening. Mike wants to be paid in kind: Jill's flapjacks and lemon drizzle cake, and pints of Shires. They can go to a builders' merchant and get materials some time in the next couple of days.

Kirsty brings Mike a cuppa as he works on the cross and asks him whether staying on will feel weird. Does he miss the place? Not as much as he had feared he would: once he got his allotment and found the local, which has a darts team, the move was fine. He asserts that Vicky doesn't mind him staying for longer, that their plans for the New Year were not important and the cross is urgent; Kirsty tells him about Harrison's qualms, and says ruefully that you can't have the Passion without Jesus.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Wednesday 29th December, 2021

Reassurance for Harrison, delight for Kirsty, and some home truths from Ruairi.

Characters: Adam, Alice, Jennifer, Ruairi, Kirsty, Alan, Harrison
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Adam has arrived at Willow Cottage for Christmas Redux, with Xander. Alice and Martha are there, and Jennifer offers sherry, which Ruairi turns down: Alice assumes that's for her sake, but he says that he simply doesn't like it and might have some beer later.

Kirsty rings Alan to beg for his help about Harrison, asking if Alan could have a word with him, but Alan would feel a total fraud and, after the last panto, has sworn never to have anything to do with acting again. Kirsty explains that it's a crisis of conscience, not about the acting, and Alan then agrees to see what he can do.

Ruairi is looking with no particular interest at Randall the Reindeer II, which Alice assures him isn't his proper present; the real one has been posted to London. Ruairi has given Adam some noise-cancelling headphones. Alice opens her present from him: a very generous travel voucher. She seems rather taken aback.

Alan has encountered Harrison, who is in uniform and on his way to fetch his car from Bridge Farm where he left it after having drink taken with Tom and Natasha last night. Alan offers to walk there with him to talk about his difficulties with the part of Jesus. Harrison says that he feels that he's not good enough to pretend to be Jesus; he doesn't want to let people down, all those people looking up at him with high expectations. Alan mentions that as well as the son of God, Jesus called Himself the son of Man, and gives examples of the Christ's humanity, and that He was a great man but even the greatest men are like other men. Alan suggests it might help to think of Him as a fellow human being.

Jennifer has had one of the best Christmases she's ever had; she feels very happy, and Ruairi has given her a beautiful necklace addressed to a phenomenal mother. Over her protests about that, Adam and Alice tell her yes, she really is a wonderful mother.

Kirsty is showing off the mended cross to Harrison, and he tells her that he bumped into Alan, is feeling much better now, and will go ahead with his role. Playing the part has really made him think about religion and what he believes; they both wonder whether there might be something out there. Kirsty says she believes in love and kindness, and Harrison that he always tries to to the right thing. Harrison says they'll be doing thought for the day next, then gives her a card which has arrived at Borchester police station addressed to him: it's for her really, and is from Blake and Jordan. This almost overwhelms her: she will keep it forever. Perhaps it's a sign they are doing something right, he suggests.

Brian has driven a squiffy Kate home, and Alice tells Ruairi the second Christmas was a brilliant idea of Mum's, and she is so glad he came home and has forgiven her. He tells her bluntly that he hasn't forgiven her, and his act today was for the benefit of their parents, who would be better off if she left Ambridge and went a long way away. That was what the travel voucher was for. What she said was unforgivable, and hurt him intolerably. She tries to protest that it was the drink talking and that's why she went to rehab, to make sure it won't happen again, but he doesn't believe that: as far as he is concerned, because of the drink she told him what she really felt. He hasn't opened her present in London and won't be doing so, and she can give the reindeer to Martha because he doesn't want it. He doesn't give a damn what she does, because he has done with her.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti

Thursday 30th December, 2021

Stella makes another friend, and Ruairi takes his leave.

Characters: Stella, Ruth, Jennifer, Ruairi, Alice, Usha
Credited scriptwriter: Keri Davies

Director: Julie Beckett
Editor: Jeremy
Howe

Stella is returning a waistcoat she borrowed from Ruth for her costume in the Mysteries, and says that she enjoyed being in the Nativity. Ruth tells her that the animal charity is not going to take any action, which Stella can see is a relief. They go off to look at carbon-footprint related things on the farm.

Jennifer can't believe how fast the four days Ruairi has been at home have gone by, and now he has to leave to organise a party. According to him, after that he'll be straight back to his studies; she tells him he must enjoy himself as well. She's a bit envious of him living the dream. Alice appears, surprised that Ruairi is still there, and Jennifer feels obliged to tell them both how proud she is that they have got on so well and in a civilised way. Ruairi thanks her and then goes off to pack, leaving Alice with her mother, who praises her having been so good with Kate when Kate got drunk at the Christmas meal; Alice says she had no problems with how Kate behaved, with a very slight emphasis on her sister's name.

Stella and Ruth are discussing the Brookfield plan to plant trees to keep run-off out of the Am, when Usha appears and Ruth introduces her to Stella. Usha asks Ruth to a salsa dance event that evening, and suggests the Stella might like to come too, which Stella agrees to do.

While Jennifer is looking for her car keys to take Ruairi to the station, Alice buttonholes him to tell him that he can't mean what he said; he tells her that yes, he did. She asks how he has changed so much, and he makes it pretty clear that what has happened to change him was her attack on him in August: he no longer cares about her. She claims that she cares about him, but he is unimpressed; even more so when she threatens to tell Brian and Jennifer what happened after the meal, which disgusts him: does she intend to cause their parents more pain? Jennifer reappears at this point and, having praised them both fulsomely for having made up their differences, causes her two children say a rather stilted goodbye, too hearty in Ruairi's case and very quiet in that of Alice.

At the salsa night Usha has told Stella about her ruse over Christmas, and Stella of course thinks it hilarious, though Usha is a little rueful because Alan has invited Susan and Clarrie for a meal as an exchange for all the food they provided. Ruth arrives late and mentions that there have been problems on the farm, with Pip and Josh having a spat about Bert's bungalow. She explains about the bungalow, and also the arguments each has given to try to lay claim to it. Usha suggests letting it commercially, and asks how they will choose; Ruth says that however they decide it won't be pretty.

The returning Jennifer tells Alice the train was late so they were in plenty of time for it; Alice is monosyllabic and finds it hard to deal with when Jennifer tells her that what must be making her so quiet is that she will miss Ruairi – and after they had just made up, too. When Alice continues to be subdued Jennifer asks what is wrong, and tells her that she can tell her anything. For a moment it seems as if Alice is going to spill the whole story, but instead she says that she is indeed going to miss Ruairi, and has the post-Christmas blues. Nothing to worry about.

Summarised by Chris Ghoti


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